Berlichtingen

[Knaust]

He is a devil! http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/mad.gif

[Berlichtingen]

http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/biggrin.gif

[bauhaus]

5

[Berlichtingen]

Hey Bauhaus,

There's a saying about people in glass houses. I seem to recall a battle that ended with you having just enough men to man A (as in single) machinegun http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/biggrin.gif

[bauhaus]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
Hey Bauhaus,

There's a saying about people in glass houses. I seem to recall a battle that ended with you having just enough men to man A (as in single) machinegun http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
hmmmmm, sounds familiar.....what's that number again. Hey, I think it's the same number as above.........5 (men left...lol) http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/biggrin.gif

[Big Time Software]

Oh man, that must have been one heck of a battle http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/smile.gif

Steve

[Knaust]

What battle?....there was no battle! http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/eek.gif...if u refer to mine

[bauhaus]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Knaust:
What battle?....there was no battle! http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/eek.gif...if u refer to mine<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Hell there was no battle with mine either...lol.
Berlichtingen, he's a military *****....errr... I mean genius. http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/biggrin.gif


[This message has been edited by bauhaus (edited 01-26-2000).]

[Goanna]

Do you mean I am the only one who can supply Berli with a little bit of that whoop ass he craves so dearly.

Even when he beats me I do tend to bloody his nose, and I certainly make it until all my reinforcements arrive.

Alas, I tend to taunt him during our games and piss him off just before the tide turns.

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desert rat wannabe

[bauhaus]

Berlichtingen Military ***** (middle aged)
Maximum Speed: 10 Sec f/t (flaccid to turgid)
Weight: 1 ounce
Engine: Dual ball design
Ground Pressure: 0 psi (not long enough to create ground pressure)
Silhouette: 2"
Transport Class: Not recommended as transport
Passenger Capacity: 0

Armor: 1 mm

Main Weapon: 2 mm (muzz. veloc. 1 m/sec)
Blast Firepower: Inconsequential
Armor Penetration: 1 layer cotton briefs
Reload Time: About 2 days
http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/biggrin.gif

[This message has been edited by bauhaus (edited 01-26-2000).]

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[Doug Beman]

I don't know whether to laugh or hurl.

DjB

[MrPeng]

Oh, man bauhaus, that was friggin hilarious! http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/biggrin.gif

Peng roflmao

[Colin]

Oh man...that was amazing!

I am forever in your debt sir! A little too much info though

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[Major Tom]

How'd you get such specific specs? Did you have to go undercover to get that information?

[This message has been edited by Major Tom (edited 01-26-2000).]

[teutonic]

http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/eek.gif

STOP NOW BEFORE I GET A NASTIER PICTURE IN MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/eek.gif

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Teutonic

[bauhaus]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Major Tom:
How'd you get such specific specs? Did you have to go undercover to get that information?

[This message has been edited by Major Tom (edited 01-26-2000).]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.....covert operation......sent in a hampster undercover....Called Operation Feltching. http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/tongue.gif
If you guys only know how dead I am....lol. http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/biggrin.gif

[Goanna]

Oh, Bauhaus, I know buddy I know. I see your long term record against Berli somewhere in the 1000:1 range after that last one.

However, I say put the boot in baby.

PS: Check your office for trip wires

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desert rat wannabe

[Berlichtingen]

Damn, don't read a thread for awhile, and see what happens. Hey Bauhaus, gotta admit that was pretty damn funny... still gonna have ta kill ya, but it was funny. You comin' in to the office tomorrow?

[Major Tom]

Hampster, eh? Sure you don't have any other specs? Say, some hidden underground tunnel recently discovered?

[Moriarty]

Knaust, I know the feeling.

Berl waxed my butt in 18 moves in Riesberg. Only had four men walk ... er crawl ... away.

Pretty freakin' sad. http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/smile.gif

And, I don't think I feel a bit sorry for bauhaus. Better watch your back, your sides, check under the desk ... wouldn't open a drawer too quick, neither. Better give Berl another game ... mebbe a good shellacking will brighten his spirits. ... but I doubt it. http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/biggrin.gif

But, Berl, of course you know who was the true author of those specs, don't you? I'm sure you do.

[This message has been edited by Moriarty (edited 01-28-2000).]

[Berlichtingen]

Moriarty,

Yeah, I know. I figured it was far to clever for Bauhaus' pea sized brain http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/wink.gif

[Knaust]

18 moves???...woooooooooow....you lasted too long...how did you do that Moriarty? http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/eek.gif
Anyway I think that 5 Shermans against 3 Stugs are too many! http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/confused.gif
.....but Berli will show me that I am wrong in our rematch with reverse sides! http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/mad.gif

[Berlichtingen]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Anyway I think that 5 Shermans against 3 Stugs are too many!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Were it just 5 Shermans against 3 StuGs, I'd be inclined to agree with you. However, add a swarm of Panzerschrecks and give all the infantry Panzerfausts, and it evens out nicely http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/smile.gif

[Berlichtingen]

...besides, its 3 shermans to 3 StuGs now http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/biggrin.gif

[Knaust]

OK..ok...I was wrong...Berli is NOT a devil! http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/cool.gif
Yes....he has made an agreement with the Devil! http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/eek.gif
Damn...he got 2 shermans with first shots..and I could only damage one gun to one of his stugs! http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/mad.gif
BTS plx expell Berli from this arena...or nobody will play CM anymore! http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/rolleyes.gif

[bauhaus]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
Moriarty,

Yeah, I know. I figured it was far to clever for Bauhaus' pea sized brain http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/wink.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Flattery will get you nowhere..... http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/biggrin.gif
Plus it didn't hurt that I told you to avoid being assassinated by you. Not that it's going to help.
Knaust, PLEASE, for the love of GOD, don't feed his ego anymore. He's already asking to sign autographs everytime we see him. http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/wink.gif

[Berlichtingen]

Jeez, you guys are making me feel like some kind of Panzer God http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/biggrin.gif Luckily, I have a dwarf in my chariot... thanks Eridani!

[Eridani]

*bambi eyes* who me???

Hehehe http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/wink.gif

that's right http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/wink.gif

RESPECT MY AUTHORITA!!

http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/wink.gif

or else...

umm, I'll get back to you on that http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/wink.gif

-EridanMan

P.S, what exactly do you mean "dwarf in your chariot?"

[This message has been edited by Eridani (edited 01-28-2000).]

[Berlichtingen]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>P.S, what exactly do you mean "dwarf in your chariot?"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
You will find the answer to that, good sir, in a study of Imperial Rome http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by Berlichtingen (edited 01-28-2000).]