Sir Peng, I take your challenge to Lord Raglan [Archive]

Kitty

02-27-2001, 07:49 PM

Kitty, stop me if I gush enough to make you bring back your breakfast, but I just hopped over to your site to see if I could find the Collection™ and I saw this AMAZING Tiger.Did you do that? If you did, cor blimey gov'ner, that is FANTASTIC. Now all I have to do is find out how to instal mods...-str

No, I payed a couple people to make it for me so that I could get all this adulation and part with my money. Hehe, of course I made it! =P This is one reason why we need to at least scan the main board once in a while. ;)

Glad you like it. Easy to install, just unzip all the files into the cmbo\bmp\ directory.

Kitty

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Bullethead

02-27-2001, 07:50 PM

And the Lords of Light spake dire Words, and caused a Lock to appear on the Gates of Peng. But the Dark Gods could not be contained and burst forth anew, spewing their bile upon the multitudes yet again.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Amen.

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Germanboy

02-27-2001, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by Moriarty:
Guinness ... Lagavulin ... Laphroiag ... I think I'm in heaven.

Look Morty (may I call you Morty?) there was A reason the English took over Scotland, and here's a hint, it wasn't the sheep.

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Joe Shaw

02-27-2001, 07:51 PM

Damn I was still working on my base tan, now I suppose we will all turn pasty, You always were a patsy jd, as I will conclusively prove in our next ... oh ... pasty ... my mistake.

Joe

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Kitty

02-27-2001, 07:51 PM

Latest CessMod update:

http://www.fluffkitty.com/pool.jpg

Kitty

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Bullethead

02-27-2001, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by Germanboy:
Look Morty (may I call you Morty?) there was A reason the English took over Scotland, and here's a hint, it wasn't the sheep.

Scot hands were firm, their hearts were true
The shot into their guns they threw
O' course their dreaded claymores drew
On that fatal mairnin'

The English gave a great 'Huzzah'
An' marched out to the guns o' war
They wavered, turned, an' run awa'
Like sheep at shepherd's warnin'

Now footman faster than horseman flew
Red coats were mixed with bonnie blue
The dirks were wet but no' wi' dew
On that deadly mairnin'

The Roman legions tried in vain
The Saxon, Dane, an' Norman came
But noon o' us could they contain
Or heed this gentle warnin'

Roon, roon, ye gangrel crew
This mairnin's work ye lang will rue
The bonnie blue bonnets are after you
To wish ye all good mairnin'

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02-27-2001, 08:07 PM

Joe, you ignorant fetidly gravid putrescent pool of pus! Patsy am I? Was it not you that squandered, squandered, mind you the golden opportunity I gave you to achieve a magnificent victory, one for the ages? How the motley, isolated, armorless troops held off your ravening hunnish hordes will be long told around the fires of camp.

Patsy, I think not. You shall rue the day you petulant pipsqueak. Why with your demonstrated military abilities, not to mention your cross dressing soldier wanna be and your nancy boy fawning over Kitty completely and totally illuminate your pathetic attempts to engage in anything resembling a competitive game Hell, I had to work to throw away victory and all you could achieve is the equivalent of the Mask of Shame.

So prattle on Joey, your days are numbered since you look to be older than I and if not well that's why I chose Croda as a squire, for despite his ineptitude at CM he does have some rather unique talents with a shiv and potions.

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JunoReactor

02-27-2001, 08:12 PM

Sorry, couldnt resist the temptation of writing in the first page of a peng thread.

Free the trolls!

Joe Shaw

02-27-2001, 08:15 PM

So prattle on Joey, your days are numbered since you look to be older than I and if not well that's why I chose Croda as a squire Allow me to repeat that last for those that may have missed it the first time ... I chose Croda as a squire ...{chortle}, sorry, sorry, it's just ... I chose Croda as a squire ... {snort}, really I'm sorry, but I mean really, I chose Croda as a squire ... {wipes tears from eyes} Ah man, that's great.

Joe

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Stuka

02-27-2001, 08:25 PM

Kitty, now that we are in the land of Fog and damp, I will be pleased to wear the "Ear of Chucky", although it will need a good scrub as there is no doubt that Camilla Parker-Bowles has had her Grubby Mitts on it. Although on the bright side, that ear has also seen Princess Diana in the buff so 'thanks' Kitty, your'e ACE!

PeterNZer

02-27-2001, 08:28 PM

Kitty, you are inspiring as you are shiny in leather. Lovely pictures.

The rest of you, sod off. And this is a silly name for a thread.

O, Kitty, what did you do to Germanboy, looks like a japanese guy got confused and signed up at the wrong country's booth.

PeterNZ

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Germanboy

02-27-2001, 08:34 PM

Originally posted by PeterNZer:
And this is a silly name for a thread.

Bah you clueless git. T'is a grog title, the ultimate insult for the Peng thread. You go and figure it out. BTW, the bald one agrees with you, so I must be doing somefink right.

Deal with it. Want some HP Sauce on those mushy peas?

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Bullethead

02-27-2001, 08:34 PM

SheepNZbed muled:
O, Kitty, what did you do to Germanboy, looks like a japanese guy got confused and signed up at the wrong country's booth.

Ever hear that song "Turning Japanese"? That applies to Gerbiltoy, I really think so http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/biggrin.gif

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jshandorf

02-27-2001, 08:52 PM

Hey, as far I remember the clubs in the UK were a blast! Too bad most of the girls have personalities matching 80 grain sandpaper.

This only proves further that Chup must have drugged that girl. For shame...

Jeff

Hamstersss

02-27-2001, 09:13 PM

Lorak: Main screen turn on!
Meeks: Hello Gentlemen.
Lorak: It's you!
Meeks: All Mensch's bases belong to us, twice.
Lorak: What you say?!
Meeks: Mensch has no chance, scribe his losses.
Meeks: Ha ha ha ha!

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Stuka

02-27-2001, 09:16 PM

jSharndorf, the only reason you found the girls to be so abrasive was because you are homely as a hatfull of A**holes and you smell of elderberries.
I lived in the UK from 1989-1991 and had to keep beating the girls away with a stick!

Ales Dvorak

02-27-2001, 09:28 PM

Kitty: psiho drive inn!
Elijah Meeks, How much is Lorak Ø? http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/wink.gif

Hamstersss

02-27-2001, 09:41 PM

Originally posted by Ales Dvorak:
Jibba Jabba
Elijah Meeks, How much is Lorak Ø?

I don't even know how to write that character, much less what it means. Care to explain, oh weird-ass Norweigian guy?

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Elvis

02-27-2001, 10:11 PM

Wankers.

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Stuka

02-27-2001, 10:28 PM

Elvis, of all the Cesspool mugshots, yours is the silliest looking so be careful lobbing the term 'wankers' around.
People in glass houses etc.....

Ales Dvorak

02-27-2001, 10:34 PM

Carefree!

Mace

02-27-2001, 10:47 PM

Oh, Feck!

We're in the homeland of the whinging Pom, warm beer that tastes like Yarra water, and sheep that can't be handled because of fear of picking up some exotic disease! http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/frown.gif

I'm either going to go outside and throw myself under the nearest tram, 'cause it sure beats the lingering death of being in "Merry old England"...

or

I'm going to take out the video of "the adventures of Barry MacKenzie" to learn how best to bring our particular Aussie charm and culture to the homeland(and hit the poms about the head with it).

btw, Stuka you idiot!!!! Revealing that you once lived in England is just not done!

Mace

Roborat

02-27-2001, 10:56 PM

Oh, come on now, the last thread only lasted a week, I haven't even had time to get a decent sunburn, and now we are in Pommyland!!!, in the winter yet!, I can practically hear the mildew growing already. Goodbye sun, see you in a few weeks. Maybe we can flood this one with posts so we can move somewhere warm again.

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Stuka

02-27-2001, 11:08 PM

Originally posted by Mace:
btw, Stuka you idiot!!!! Revealing that you once lived in England is just not done!
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But I had a whale of a time!
I was racing Speedway motorcycles professionally and let me tell you, there is not much more thats guaranteed to get the girlies into a hot, blithering frenzy than a man in a full leather race suit. Pommies or not, (some of them did smell a bit 'funny') it was the best time........

Berlichtingen

02-27-2001, 11:16 PM

Achtung Moriarty!

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ROTFL!!! A preview of CM3... he looks Italian http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/biggrin.gif

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Mace

02-27-2001, 11:32 PM

Originally posted by JunoReactor:
Sorry, couldnt resist the temptation of writing in the first page of a peng thread.

Free the trolls!

This is another reason I'm unhappy about being here in Brittania......it's overrun with Vermin!

*Squashes JuneReactor with heal*

Mace

Hey, I reckon we storm Buckingham Palace and fly the Aussie Flag off it! Anyone with me?

Hamstersss

02-27-2001, 11:36 PM

Originally posted by Mace:
This is another reason I'm unhappy about being here in Brittania......it's overrun with Vermin!

*Squashes JuneReactor with heal*

Mace

Hey, I reckon we storm Buckingham Palace and fly the Aussie Flag off it! Anyone with me?

Well I'm glad somebody took care of the little chumchuck. As to the flag, what's the difference? Kind of sad, really, the British Empire is now just two islands and a rock (Or is it two rocks and an island?).

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Iskander

02-27-2001, 11:53 PM

Irony... I stop at my local pub for a Fuller's ESB and come home to... well... Becket and Shakespeare if I'm feeling charitable.

BUT! Since this is the HOLY MOTHER THREAD, I'd much rather say:

Kee-righst! What's all this then?!? Blood puddings! Tripe!

1789 Loss! 1815 Tie! 1862 Chickened Out! 1917 Bailed Out I! 1941 Bailed Out II! 1982 Falklands Assist! 1989 VC-Day!

And in their favor... losing an Empire to a guy in a towel and Steve the Rat.

If you guys didn't have that cutesy accent that is so good on Hollywood Nazis, I just can't imagine why we bother!

Hey! Somebody get me a Newcastle!

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Forever Babra

02-28-2001, 12:15 AM

Castles and sheep, castles and sheep, nothing to see but castles and sheep...

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Lorak

02-28-2001, 12:25 AM

Newcastle?

While I'll admit It is a decent tasting beer. I can't bring my irish arse to drink the pommie stuff.

http://www.garveyshotel.com/Images/ireland.gif

http://www.garveyshotel.com/Images/garveyslogo_8.gif

Now running a special on Guinness. Hurry while supplies last!!

**note: This is really a nice place in Galway.**

Lorak the loathed

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Stuka

02-28-2001, 12:25 AM

And black pudding....ECKKY THUMP!!

Hamstersss

02-28-2001, 12:28 AM

Lorak, please record my topplements of Mensch, all his topplement belong to us. That's TWO topplements for me.

Meeks: Win after masterful win.
Mensch: Plays CM like a one legged dog with leprosy.

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Phillies Phan

02-28-2001, 12:38 AM

Here is my token post. I once posted on a daily basis much to the chagrin of many of you. Now, I must stay away.

My favorite cesspool mod is Elvis. He looks so cheeky.

Glad to see GB with the reigns. His arrogance is missing and he's gotten an English accent while I've been away. Things change I guess.

Speedy

02-28-2001, 12:58 AM

I say Iskander old boy, it's rather kind to the French of you to say 1815 was a tie say what.

Jolly homey odour in here to say what.

And that uncouth German fellow should know by now we spell Mum with a U and not an O say what.

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Kitty

02-28-2001, 12:59 AM

Originally posted by Ales Dvorak:
Kitty: psiho drive inn!

Ok, I'm gonna go do a quick internet search to try to find out what the hell that means and then possibly respond to it.

Kitty

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Mace

02-28-2001, 02:40 AM

Originally posted by Stuka:
And black pudding....ECKKY THUMP!!

EEH BY GUM!

Ok, let's have a rousting sing-a-long to the Goodies theme song then!

Mace

Herr Oberst

02-28-2001, 03:01 AM

Well, well, well... < surveys the landscape >... it will have to do. PeterNZ, make sure the Squires have tea ready precisely at noon, with lemon please, oh, and some nice cucumber sandwiches for mensch and geier.

In the afternon, I want a Coca Cola, with ice thank-you-very-much.

With dinner (a steak please, you can keep your freakin' fish and chips), I expect a good Guiness Stout.

Let me see... jd, Berli, and Croda you three are up for The Ministry of Silly Walks skit in 5 minutes.

Seanachai, you get to do the Royal Guard goof, maintaining a straight attention whilst smilies walk all about your post.

I hereby volunteer to do my favorite Benny Hill scene with Kitty...

Herr Oberst seated at the dining table: "What are we having for breakfast dear?"

Kitty presenting two nice cantaloupes in front of her: "How about these nice melons?"

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GriffinCheng+

02-28-2001, 03:15 AM

Kitty,

Love these mod, hehe, make them available to public asap! http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/biggrin.gif

Griffin

P.S. This is my first toe-dip into the cesspool. http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/smile.gif
Originally posted by Kitty:
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Joe Shaw

02-28-2001, 03:20 AM

Well, well, well... < surveys the landscape >... it will have to do. Oh I say, bit of a mixup then old boy wot? Not to worry, we'll have this sorted out in a jif, Jeeves, I say Jeeves?

Yes Sir, you called?

I say Jeeves, this chap, this ... Hairy Obreast, I believe, seems to be under the impression that he's ... well, not to put too fine a point on it ... in charge?

Indeed, Sir, and was there any particular reason for this impression of his?

Well I don't see how Jeeves, after all he's hardly ever here you know, I mean ... it's just not ... on.

Quite so Sir, I quite see your point. Shall I handle the situation then Sir?

Oh righto, Jeeves, that would be smashing.

Indeed Sir, I shall present our case. Herr Oberst ... I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to cease and desist in your quasi leadership role or we shall be forced to call upon our solicters.

{Herr Oberst, confronted with the pride of OLD England, grumbles a bit, looks at the floor and finally, shambles off in defeat.}

Oh I say, Jeeves, well done indeed.

Yes Sir, I endeavor to give satisfaction. You are not ... actually going to be wearing that tie are you sir?

Well, actually, yes. I mean after all Jeeves, this IS the CessPool.

Still Sir, one must maintain appearances.

Oh ... all right then.

Joe

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mensch

02-28-2001, 05:40 AM

meeks you gamey bastard.. one win was a minor victory.. with only 8% difference.. so I would not call that a topplement!!

your other game the git goes gamey and buys a Jagdtiger... jeez!

I noticed you faild to say your loosing the other third game we started.. but no worries I'll come here and paste your sorry ass on the wall and yell to the others and say "look its a Picasso!!"

------------- posted by some git I never heard of but its ok he seems stupid----
[Author's aside: when I originally ripped this off it was with Meeks' name. Given mensch's current state, I've re-targeted... thank you all... jerks]

Walking along the wide, quiet white-sand beaches here at the Cesspool Resort and Crematorium, I call to mind all those that deserve my scorn and spite... and those like mensch that simply deserve a crack in the noggin' with a bat... thus:

Mensch I'ma kill you! You don't wanna taunt with me
Squires leave - you ain't nuttin but a ModSlut™ to me
Mensch I'ma kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef
We ain't gon' never stop beefin I don't squash the beef
You better kill me! I'ma be another ‘Pooler dead
for poppin off at the mouth with crap I shouldn'ta said
But when they kill me - I'm bringin the Cess with me
Knights too! You ain't nuttin but a toy to me…

I said you don't, wanna play with Isky
Cause Isky, will fargin’ kill you
I said you don't, wanna mess with Isky
Cause Isky, will spargin’ kill you.

Hmmmm.... better now! I think I'll go see if the pitchers of Mai Tai's are ready while I wait on mensch's fit to wear off, before he sends me a setup already linked to his surrender.

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------ post from the git ends here -----

I would send you a set up but I'm to lazy to go did for that old peng file and find out who exactly challanged me...besides you git we're in England now!! you got to use a silly accent, look chalk white as you never seen the sun, have a red face for some strange reason, big ears and but ugly teeth... not to mention please wash your feet at the door the English have a problem with Foot and Mouth Disease and we all don't want Mace to get sick now do we... well actually i think it would be an improvement to that 70's hippy Freek.

I did find my marbles they were right where I put them in Senachaipoos Tuna sandwich.. but I think he ate one I'm still missing one with Ebola red stripes and Insane Purple base colour.

England huh?? I guess we all have to drive on the wrong side of the road now. Accept there are no real workers rights and a health care system that would make most African countries proud they have something better.

Only thing going well here is the British Pound which has clout but after this F&M Disease and BSE Fiasco.. I'll put my money on the Vegie and Fruit stocks thankyouverymuch.

what else.. nope not much I guess except .. get used to the midges, rain and fecking fog. now I am off to piss in the Tames river.. if thats how you spell it but I don't give a Feck!

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Mace

02-28-2001, 05:46 AM

What, you want Kitty to pat you repeatedly on your bald head ( Clarification: for those of you who never witnessed a Benny Hill show, used to be a short old guy who had the top of his head repeatedly smacked by Benny Hill....British Comedy at it's ..errr.. best?)

Mace (Knight who goes 'Ni')

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Stuka

02-28-2001, 06:00 AM

Originally posted by Mace:
Kitty......repeatedly.......head?

Ohh err, that sounds a bit rude Mace. I thought you had respect for the lady.

Mace

02-28-2001, 06:33 AM

Originally posted by Stuka:
Ohh err, that sounds a bit rude Mace. I thought you had respect for the lady.

No offence meant...not for the lady anyhow. You, now that's a different story! http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/smile.gif

Mace

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PeterNZer

02-28-2001, 06:36 AM

Stevetherat, you git, no setup file and your email bounces all the bloody time. Do or fix somefink!

PeterNZ

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Germanboy

02-28-2001, 07:45 AM

Originally posted by Stuka:
Ohh err, that sounds a bit rude Mace. I thought you had respect for the lady.

Stuka youn nitwit - Soho has been cleaned up (okay, never mind Aldgate, but we won't go there), and there is no need for that kind of juvenile joking you displayed. Remember what The Bald One™ said about the 'red carpet of patience' and how it was rolled up and he was prepared to whack it around the head of those who don't play by the rules? Feel lucky punk? Well do you...

So knock it off.

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mensch

02-28-2001, 07:53 AM

acually I am quite happy we're in England.. I just stumbled on this and thank god were no longer down under.
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eeewwww!

Mace

02-28-2001, 08:22 AM

Originally posted by mensch:
eeewwww!

AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAA!

Poor Kangaroos! Once this source is depleted it may be us next! http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/eek.gif

Mace

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Kitty

02-28-2001, 08:34 AM

Originally posted by Stuka:
Ohh err, that sounds a bit rude Mace. I thought you had respect for the lady.

Ok, that's it! Here comes your other ear, Dumbo. =P

Poolmod status: Added Lawyer and another gigantor ear to Stuka.

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Kitty

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The McNoldy Group (http://http.mcnoldy.com)

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Mace

02-28-2001, 08:52 AM

Originally posted by Kitty:
Ok, that's it! Here comes your other ear, Dumbo. =P

That's far better, Kitty!

That other ear balances him out, and his head won't list to the left side any more!

It also gives me the opportunity to say to Stuka: I'd rather the Mask of Shame (http://www.fluffkitty.com/mask.jpg), than your two whopping ears! http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/biggrin.gif

Mace

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Croda

02-28-2001, 10:03 AM

SHAW!

You would laugh at me?

I checked Lorak's accounting and your record is equally as abysmal as mine, though I have had the stones to compete more than a half-dozen times. So, you daft fool, a setup will be winging it's way to you as soon as I feel inclined to do so. This will not be a Menschian gamey affair, it will be war waged by me, against you, for the express purpose of making dead your cyber-friends and cease for all-time your chuckling at my expense. Prepare yourself.

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Croda

02-28-2001, 10:21 AM

And another thing: Wot's with the title of this thread? I thought it was Lorak taking us to the leader of the Elf-Kingdom or somefink. Lord Raggedy Ann can come kiss my bangers and mash.

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Germanboy

02-28-2001, 10:26 AM

Originally posted by Croda:
And another thing: Wot's with the title of this thread? I thought it was Lorak taking us to the leader of the Elf-Kingdom or somefink. Lord Raggedy Ann can come kiss my bangers and mash.

http://www.kelsey-family.demon.co.uk/sources/documnts/i541130a.html

Never let it be said that the English do not care about education (while the Scots only care about deep-fired Mars bars, and the Wales about sheep).

education education education

Read my lips.

There you go Croda - now if only you could read, eh?

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Croda

02-28-2001, 10:53 AM

Ahh, yes, education...

Well to tell the truth, I am an educated man: College Degree in a field with a wide berth of study, constant reading, watching of quality television...and I still had no idea who that fairy Ragalan was.

I've found that it is a wonderful practice of the "educated" to reference some of the most obscure slices of their education in common coversation, and treat them like everyday items that everyone should be familiar with. In this case, Lord Radagast the Brown.

I suppose I could quote John Donne, or Robert Herrick if I chose. I could ask who singled through Buckner's legs to score Ray Knight and win game 6 of the '86 series for the Mets. Hell, I could discuss object oriented programming in a true three-tiered environment.

education, education, education.

Do not discuss education with me. This is far from the proper arena for that diatribe.

stevetherat

02-28-2001, 10:56 AM

Originally posted by PeterNZer:
Stevetherat, you git, no setup file and your email bounces all the bloody time. Do or fix somefink!

PeterNZ

I haven't sent the freakin' file yet as I was banned from using my computer y'day for staying up until 3.30am the day before.

This ban will be lifted, by my dictator of a girlfriend, at the end of the week. However, she is out and about after work tonight and, being a crafty little sod, will sneak in a couple of minutes as soon as I get home.

I have tried to fathom out why you are in such dire need of being slaughtered like an especially fattened Christmas turkey by rural family that have fasted for the previous eight months, while dieting on rubberised kitchen floor tiles, the skirt around the sofa and the dog basket. Obligingly, I will concede to your wishes and send over the file tonight.

Finally, my e-mail bounces? Bounces? What are you talking about? thelair is my own domain with 20Mb of unused space and an e-mail capacity of 2Mb. And you say my e-mail bounces? My dear Sir, I'm sure you have applied rigorous mathmatical formulas and logical extentions of current protocols in coming to this theory, but you have omitted the most obvious, that my e-mail does not wish to be associated with yourself and curtly returns your sycophantic messages unopened and uninterested.

Sincerely,
StR esq.

Stuka

02-28-2001, 11:38 AM

Originally posted by Kitty:
Ok, that's it! Here comes your other ear, Dumbo. =P

Just you wait Miss Kitty, I'm gonna get out my coloured pencils and crayons and whip up a mod just for you.
How many eyebrows would you like? Seven? Good.

Stuka

02-28-2001, 11:49 AM

Originally posted by Germanboy:
Stuka youn nitwit - Blah Blah Blah - Feel lucky punk? Well do you...

Respect your elders germymeboy, I'm older than you, better looking and a Para. I wear a natty beret while you have an upturned soup dish on your head......[giggle]
You and Elvis make such a lovely couple of Brit soldiers, Hitler must be shaking in his lederhosen.

Germanboy

02-28-2001, 11:57 AM

Originally posted by Croda:
Do not discuss education with me. This is far from the proper arena for that diatribe.

Ahh - hit a sore spot, did I? No wonder, if you think that knowing how some obscure baseball team did in some obscure tournament in some obscure decade is considered education.

I think it is very proper indeed. I own this thread. If you want one where you can discuss the baseball results with Hiram, get your own. Also, we are in England now, a class-based society if I ever you saw one. Go play a game of rugby with Stuka, it is a perfect excuse for you to rub your face in his bum (that is called the 'Scrum') - all Oxford grads had to do it.

Stuka - age is no excuse for lack of wit. Being German is. You can't win, now can you.

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stevetherat

02-28-2001, 12:06 PM

Kitty, you have missed a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity:

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/dynamic/news/top_story.html?in_review_id=365797&in_review_text_id=311142

Croda

02-28-2001, 12:09 PM

Andreas couldn't have missed my point, because he is an educated man. The only other option is that he ignored it.

Well done.

And while England may be a class-based society, it certainly can't be described as a classy society.

As for the baseball, the history of leisure is equally as imporant as the history of war, of government, of economics. While ignoring it may help maintain your separation from the plebian masses, it also helps maintain your separation from humanity and isn't going to impress anyone here.

Please Die A Lot Now or somefink.

Stuka

02-28-2001, 12:20 PM

Originally posted by Germanboy:
bum

*GASP* Such profanity! MadMatt, ban this troll at once, or do somefink!

Joe Shaw

02-28-2001, 01:17 PM

You would laugh at me? Actually Croda I was laughing at jd, your former Knight and Master ... granted I was laughing at him for choosing you, but still ...
I checked Lorak's accounting and your record is equally as abysmal as mine, though I have had the stones to compete more than a half-dozen times. And what, pray tell, does that have to do with anything of import? Surely you, even you, aren't buying into the old "Golly, I'm good at CM so I'm IMPORTANT" ploy are you? I would have thought that even one as dense as you apparently are, would have tumbled by now to the ultimate purpose of the 'pool. It is not, since you seem to have some doubts, about WINNING at CM, but rather about TALKING about winning. The actual outcome of the battle is unimportant when compared to the verbal cut and thrust (sit DOWN Bauhaus) that accompany it. So, you daft fool, a setup will be winging it's way to you as soon as I feel inclined to do so. Oh my now I've done it. Golly I've incensed Croda, what shall I do? This will not be a Menschian gamey affair, it will be war waged by me, against you, for the express purpose of making dead your cyber-friends and cease for all-time your chuckling at my expense.Right {chuckle} no, I ... I understand now {snort} ... really I'm worried now {chortle} ...

I chose Croda as a squire... {wipes tears from eyes}

Joe

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Croda

02-28-2001, 01:28 PM

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
..."Golly, I'm good at CM so I'm IMPORTANT" ...Joe

Since there is no way that I could ever make this claim, then the rest of your comments are by necessity, pointless. I am near the worst player in here. As for jd, he chose me for spunk (Mr. Bauhaus, do you mind?) not for tactical ability.

The request had nothing whatsoever to do with ability, but was solely a meaningless taunt based on a meaningless taunt in order to strike up a game with someone I may have a chance at beating. Was that so hard to comprehend? I certainly understand the point of the 'Pool.

Gosh, did you and GrumpyBoy wake up on the righteous side of the bed this morning or something?

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Germanboy

02-28-2001, 01:30 PM

Originally posted by Croda:
As for the baseball, the history of leisure is equally as imporant as the history of war, of government, of economics.

Croda - you know, you would fit in well here...

*Radio static*
This is London
*Big Ben chimes for 6 pm*
The news for May 22nd 1940
Cricket - at the end of the test match, Warwickshire was 365 for 7 when the match was broken off for darkness. They lead by 128 with 76 innings to go. Garden as the night-watchman is 128 not out, setting a new record at the oval.

The results from the 3.30 at Chepstow.
1. Not in my backyard
2. Take that, Adolf
3. The little steamer

Rugby
Harlequins beat London Irish 67:23, taking the cup for the first time.

Laurence Olivier stumbled on a stair case and may have twisted his ankle.

The King has been to the opening of the Royal Horse Show at Crystal Palace.

Now for the shipping forecast:
Dogger - 6, increasing gale force 8.
Irish - 4
(imagine a further 10mins of this)

In other news.
At Dunkirk, 300,000 men of the BEF are now encircled by the German army and the BEF is threatened by total annihilation.

The weather - bright, with a full moon tonight.

The next news will be at 7pm.
*Radio static*

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PeterNZer

02-28-2001, 01:31 PM

Stevethegit you petulent little hairy child. Kinda like a little pet monkey noone has had the hert to perform medical experiments on.

Well my little squire monkey YOUR MAIL SERVICE IS A PIECE OF CRAP. Do you understand? Do you understand WE TRY AND SEND YOU EMAIL AND CONSTANTLY GET IT REFUSED? I'm not sure you do. Perhaps I shall repeat myself. YOUR UNDERWEAR AND A HOSE TO YOUR PC DOES NOT MAKE A MAIL SERVER. NO, EMAIL FROM WOMEN WILL NOT ENTER YOUR PANTS AND TICKLE YOUR FANCY.

How about you get a REAL email address, like, o, hotmail? That would be a real step up for you and you'd be able to stop giving the hosts for your domain oral sex as payment each month.

Disapointing little squire. Go and kill someone in mortal CM conflict and make yer sponsor proud.

o
Germanfool
setting a new record at the oval

Sheesh, i've lost all respect for you. Everyone know's its an Over not an oval! Goodness me man.

PeterNZ

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jshandorf

02-28-2001, 01:35 PM

Originally posted by Stuka:
jSharndorf, the only reason you found the girls to be so abrasive was because you are homely as a hatfull of A**holes and you smell of elderberries.
I lived in the UK from 1989-1991 and had to keep beating the girls away with a stick!

Well, I don't know what "kind" of girls you attract that can only be moved by whapping them with sticks but I will say I don't attract those kind of girls.

The women you describe sound more like cattle to me.

Jeff

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Croda

02-28-2001, 01:46 PM

Originally posted by a silly German living in London: I like to talk.

Have you ever considered being a stand in for Dennis Miller? Your assinine references to the bizarre and unfamiliar mimic him well.

Germanboy

02-28-2001, 02:16 PM

Originally posted by PeterNZer:
[ Sheesh, i've lost all respect for you. Everyone know's its an Over not an oval! Goodness me man.

Get a grip Kiwi:

over (CRICKET)* noun*[C]*
(in cricket) a set of six bowls throws from the same end of the field*
After each over the fielders change positions, and the next over is bowled from the other end.

The Oval: famous cricket ground in South London.

Go do a haka or somefink.

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Germanboy

02-28-2001, 02:20 PM

Grrrr

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Germanboy

02-28-2001, 02:36 PM

Grrrr

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stevetherat

02-28-2001, 02:47 PM

Originally posted by PeterNZer:
Stevethegit WE TRY AND SEND YOU EMAIL AND CONSTANTLY GET IT REFUSED.

Disapointing little squire. Go and kill someone in mortal CM conflict and make yer sponsor proud.

PeterNZ

Firstly, which e-mail address are you sending to? My personal addy or my work addy? If the latter, it has been down for most of the day and is now up and running like a mad March Hare. And who is 'WE'? Not that tribe of monkeys that frequent the local drinking establishments?

Secondly, I am currently distributing the contents of many a 'Pool™ contributor. All for you m'Lord. When I find an appropriate method of avoiding the attention of my darling cohabitor, I will resume.

StR

stevetherat

02-28-2001, 02:49 PM

stevetherat

02-28-2001, 02:51 PM

stevetherat

02-28-2001, 02:53 PM

Hamstersss

02-28-2001, 02:59 PM

Bwahahahaha! Mensch called me a gamey bastard! Wa ha, wa ha, wa ha ha ha! You pathetic bastard, woe is the man that brings such ruin upon his house by using these words. Let's keep in mind two things.
One, that the Fallschirmjagers, near the end of the war, were often accompanied by a veteran Jagdtiger while on patrol for silly British gits.
Thirdly, that the standard weapons complement for a Fallschirmjager platoon, according to this handy book in front of me, Der Schnitzel unt Der Veapons ov Ze Schtandard Fallschirmjager Platoon April 1945, states clearly, "2 Heer 75mm AT guns and 1 Heer 50mm AT gun".
Zed, Your boys never even hit my tank, so it didn't matter if it had 250mm of 15deg sloped armor or 15mm of 250deg sloped armor, the results would have been the same.
Postumously, you neglected to mention the score of the final game, which was, rougly 8 jillion to 10. This, averaged with the game where I managed to barely overcome your gamey/lucky/ugly tactics (Using Panzershrecks as AT assets, that's just sick!), equals a pair of total, absolute topplements. And I'm winning this other game, too, you just don't know it yet.

In other news (Funny skit, Andreas, except for the "Imagine 10 more minutes of this" line, which makes it sound more like a story you're telling us and not a joke.):

Armornut has discovered that I like Jabos. The moron won't even talk to me now that one has bombed a pair of his tanks.

Seanachai still hasn't sent his turn, he's probably still in mourning over the breakup of the Jackson Five. Don't worry, buddy, Michael and Tito have both had respectable careers since then.

Jd and I are now about to engage in a game of, "Kill the British tank" as we're playing on some pool table in western Europe, me with the tin-sided monsters and he with what appears to be four KTs and three JTs, with a late-war Maus on loan from Charles just for this game.

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Iskander

02-28-2001, 06:08 PM

Originally posted by Speedy:
I say Iskander old boy, it's rather kind to the French of you to say 1815 was a tie say what.

Jolly homey odour in here to say what...

1815 for the US, you sorry buffoon! Who cares about some minor squabble on the Continent!

And as for "jolly homeys"... try flying that statement down in the 'hood sometimes, cracker.

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bauhaus

02-28-2001, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
Achtung Moriarty!

http://www.fluffkitty.com/cesspics/1102.bmp
ROTFL!!! A preview of CM3... he looks Italian http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/biggrin.gif

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I thought he looked like a frenchman.

Iskander

02-28-2001, 06:25 PM

Originally posted by mensch:
I would send you a set up but I'm to lazy to go did for that old peng file and find out who exactly challanged me...besides you git we're in England now!! you got to use a silly accent, look chalk white as you never seen the sun, have a red face for some strange reason, big ears and but ugly teeth...

I say! Lovely grammar, there, mate! Must be Cambridge, then, wot? A setup? Fine-o, there, Johnnie! Let a moment for this cricket bat down (crack! across Rat's skull) and we'll at it!

Now no nevermind that you are -- how was it? -- tacticless-without-father, some tipple of unpleaseantness will be yours. Wot?

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Mace

02-28-2001, 06:37 PM

Originally posted by Germanboy:
over (CRICKET)* noun*[C]*
(in cricket) a set of six bowls throws from the same end of the field*
After each over the fielders change positions, and the next over is bowled from the other end.

Addition: (it's all) Over *SOB*: Common exclamation by the Brits at the completion of the ashes test series. Aussies normally counter with "You bloody beauty, who's fireplace mantel can we stand the ashes on this time?"

Mace

armornut

02-28-2001, 06:46 PM

Armornut has discovered that I like Jabos. The moron won't even talk to me now that one has bombed a pair of his tanks.

Yes it is true I was stunned to find a german plane boming the living hell out of my troops. I have to admit that Meeks has caught me off gaurd with that. Though you have not shown me enough to think that you are a person of character, but I am surprised such a developmentaly delayed individual could come up with such a good idea. And I did send a comment back with the very next turn, so tell the whole truth, not just your warped perverted version.

Armornut

Mace

02-28-2001, 07:05 PM

Originally posted by Stuka:
Just you wait Miss Kitty, I'm gonna get out my coloured pencils and crayons and whip up a mod just for you.
How many eyebrows would you like? Seven? Good.

You wicked, wicked tyke!

If you do, I'll break your crayons, take your scribble paper away, and put you to bed early without any supper!

Mace

Agua Perdido

02-28-2001, 07:07 PM

Britain, eh? Well, I guess I can always have In 'n' Out burgers (sit down, Bauhaus) shipped over here from California.

Anyhow:

Seanchai (back in paradise) said:
Blablabla... hollow mockery... blablabla... I am the Gog and Magog... blablabla... send me a setup... blabla...
When I defeat you, how do you want it described in fictional terms? As an archetypal retelling in the genre of the Western, of Sci-Fi?

The Western one was regrettable (I blame Croda for it), but I stand by the Sci-Fi as quality meta-parody. You and your icelandic sagas and your aboriginal creation myths and whatnot--your pearls could use a bit of hollow mockery in this sty. I've already sent you a setup, and soon you will be dying-a-lot. And if by some gamey miracle you actually manage to defeat me, you may describe it as an archetypal retelling in the style of VH1: Behind the Music. Now, return my feckin' setup, you paid-by-the-word hack!

My sponsor, the beneficient Joe Shaw, cleverly pointed out his odious rival jd's folly by noting his statement:
I chose Croda as a squire

Heh. Good one, liege. The witless Croda and I are even now preparing to do battle in a lovely snow-covered hamlet with hordes of infantry and lots of bloody house-to-house combat sure to ensue. He's so scared he's recycled his tired "duh, you must be Dennis Miller becuz I don't git ya" thing on poor Andreas.

Meanwhile, stevetherat's delusions are becoming more serious, as he persists in believing he is winning our little combat. Just because I stopped to kill some of your blouse-wearing Fallguys cowering in the woods doesn't mean I won't stroll over to the VLs and kill all the rest of your troops, too. You have barely begun to die. A lot.

Agua Perdido

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Geier

02-28-2001, 07:14 PM

So we ended up in the ol' Blighty then this time. Big deal. Must say that their football team looks rather well managed these days. Too bad they only are allowed English players or they could have actually amount to something.
And the Germans think they are in charge. Look Andreas, put down your copy of SS-GB, wake up and smell the humus.

Grave updates:

Andreas and I are killing each other lots. He thinks he is winning. He is wrong.

Peng Tuning in, turning on and burning out I suppose. We think our troopsies are on the same map and might start shooting if they should meet. So we try to avoid that. We discuss recipes too.

Marky Mark Picked a really silly scenario. We might start something else, preferably something not created by a nose-picking twelve-year old who read a few Sven Hassel books. Then again, we might not.

Moriarty I don't have a clue what he is up to. It might be a zen thing, since he seems rather content with letting me control the VL's.

Ethan Has decided to do somefink else for a bit.

PeterNZ Is dulling away in a very dull way. He's dropped a little smoke. Wotta guy. A bit on the dull side but still.
You know.

Sod off,

Johan

02-28-2001, 07:18 PM

Ahh so meekesssss is into the Jabos these days. Usually it's artillery, he always is compensating for his inadequacies, always looking, actually hoping for a bigger caliber.

Well Mr, Jabo, I wonder if you were into that particular fetish when we set up this game (just like the git to start a game and disappear for a month with that lame ass "I loaned my CM CD" not only lameass, but stupid.

Well as for my vaunted German armor, maybe yes, maybe no. You will not know till you cross that ridge line there in front of you. Go on you know you want to. Of course on this map, if I had all that you have attributed, here could I park it. Seems more akin to a railroad style San Francisco flat, than a map.

Well come on big boy, rock my world. We already had an earthquake this morning (6.7 near Seattle - here the buildings, shaked and rattled but thankfully didn't roll) see if you can top that.

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Marlow

02-28-2001, 07:31 PM

Attention all of my worthless opponents:

Of late I have been somewhat slow (OK very slow) to return files. Work and home life have been rather hectic, and sorry, but you pond scum sucking gits are just lower on my list than the real world (you would also a lower priority than cleaning out a broken grease trap on a hot July day). Tomorrow I leave for a well deserved break (scuba diving in the Caribbean ). Upon my return I promise that I will resume kicking all of your collectives butts with renewed enthusiasm.

Sucks to be you.

02-28-2001, 07:32 PM

Stupid Wank

edited to append "stupid" to wank re: Marlow. Obviously

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Lorak

02-28-2001, 07:35 PM

Alrighty then.

Quick tome update
(until I can find more time here at work to waste)

Meeks- 2 wins
Mensch- 2 loses

Iskander-win
OGSF-loss

Now bugger of you tossers.

Lorak the loathed

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dalem

02-28-2001, 07:36 PM

Hey mister Lorak, 2 things:

1. I decided to look to see what my totals were and I need another loss (nijis whupped me good) and a draw (marlow & me killed each other lots) scribbled in, to keep things up-to-date.

2. Is squire-hood automatic? I don't recall any ritual abuse or trial-by-bauhaus.

And Cromag, get your finger out of there and send me a turn, dammit!

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mensch

02-28-2001, 07:41 PM

jd can you do that in the washroom.. your "hobbies" are spooking the lurkers on this page.

Ickyaner! thats who it was.. I would have been remembered if your name made sence.

ok Ickyander your set up is comming in the mail (thats eMail you git) I'm sure the guy would have looked in his post box in the morning.. jeez where do these guys come from? its like someone hit the idiot tree and a bunch fell off and landed in here.

Marlow

02-28-2001, 07:48 PM

Originally posted by dalem:
...and a draw (marlow & me killed each other lots) ...

Alas, Sir Lorak, the earless one is correct, my spotless record has now been blemished by the lowest of the low. If I was Japanese, I would now commit ritual suicide. In a monumental clash of steel, dalem and I managed to destroy approximatly 30 assorted tanks and tank destroyers. I would have won handily, but the gamey bastard (second only to j-lowecase-d) obviously paid off (not sure of the "currency" he used) someone at BTS, as the code of the latest patch included the "Panzer Mark IV of Death" for his side.

I hates dalems.

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Stuka

02-28-2001, 07:50 PM

Yeah, you mind that Bermuda triangle now....

Lorak

02-28-2001, 07:51 PM

Ahh Dalem,
Such honesty makes me proud....and laugh my arse off. But the are now recorded.

Nijis-win
Dalem-loss

Marlow/ Dalem....useless, waste of time draw.

Lorak the loathed

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Moriarty

02-28-2001, 08:39 PM

Lorak, while you're scribing thusly, you may inscribe yet another loss for yours truly and a victory for the North Woods Bard, Senility, who cobbled together a minor victory ... more paltry than minor, actually. Do you think BTS would add "minuscule" to the victory options?

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Herr Oberst

02-28-2001, 11:44 PM

Originally posted by stevetherat:
This is my third lame-ass repeat of the same post. I apologize for being such a git, but I'm a freakin newbie here...
StR

Elvis

02-28-2001, 11:45 PM

Why do so many of you people posting here owe me turns...I must pad my stats.

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"When they finally put you in the ground..I'll stand on your grave and tramp the dirt down" Elvis Costello

dalem

02-28-2001, 11:47 PM

Ahem.

There once was a pool from Nantucket
whose members drank from the slops bucket
They whined and they taunted
and though they were vaunted
They let it get down the bottom of the first page so much that -

...ahhh, F**K it.

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I LOST A BLOOD HAMSTER BATTLE TO PETERNZ. MY SIG FILE IS NOW HIS AND I AM HIS SLAVE. PLEASE ABUSE ME AS YOU SEE FIT AND CALL ME A DOO-DOO HEAD. IT IS MY PLACE IN LIFE, I WILLINGLY ACCEPT IT.

Lorak

03-01-2001, 12:15 AM

Tome update:

In game breaking news. Moriarty is trying to give Croda a run for his money in the win/loss ratio.

Moriarty-loss
Seanachai-win

Now whos in for a bit of a sing song?

What shall we do with a drunken Pommie,
What shall we do with a drunken Pommie,
What shall we do with a drunken Pommie,
Earl-eye in the morning.

Put 'em in bed with mace's sheepers,
Put 'em in bed with mace's sheepers,
Put 'em in bed with mace's sheepers,
Earl-eye in the morning.

..........

Lorak the loathed

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Combatmissionclub (http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/combatmissionclub)
and for Kitty's sake
=^..^= (http://www.fluffkitty.com)

Moriarty

03-01-2001, 12:38 AM

No news there, Lorak. The loss category is all mine.

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"Crap." -- Moriarty

Speedy

03-01-2001, 12:54 AM

Originally posted by Iskander:

And as for "jolly homeys"... try flying that statement down in the 'hood sometimes, cracker.

I say isn't the Hood at the bottom of the Atlantic old boy?

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Work is the curse of the drinking class.

I have nothing else to say. Ya, quote that you rat bastards.
-Meeks

chrisl

03-01-2001, 01:01 AM

Originally posted by Elijah Meeks:

Jd and I are now about to engage in a game of, "Kill the British tank"... me with the tin-sided monsters and he with what appears to be four KTs and three JTs, with a late-war Maus on loan from Charles just for this game.

I have it on good authority (I saw it with my own eyes) that the attorney morse will gladly drive large numbers of AFVs into a wicked abattoir of an ambush on demand. He just hurled seven of them (some tanks, some acs, some SP guns) into a deathtrap in the space of a minute. I almost feel bad continuing with the beating he's getting, but then I remember he's a lawyer and I feel better. And then I remember that he changed his login to "jd" and I chuckle a little at the midlife crisis that prompted it-- he's probably driving around in a sporty little red kubelwagen that he thinks will help him pick up chicks. I suppose I'll just continue with the slaughter, as much as it becomes tiresome. I no longer hate Rune, even though I may be punished in All's Quiet by elvis. In fact, I may have to retire from CM because I can't imagine ever seeing a movie as awsome as the one in which morse drives into the trap.

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03-01-2001, 01:04 AM

http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/tongue.gif

Choke alot and die™ I hate when reality intrudes, course I can sublimate and punish Meeks. Done it before, will do it again. Meeks problem is that I do not have massive amounts of armor so my abilities are protected.

BTW Chris/1 maybe we should let you try the Jerry side and see how you do? Hmmmmmmmm?

[This message has been edited by jd (edited 02-28-2001).]

chrisl

03-01-2001, 01:13 AM

Originally posted by jd:

BTW chrisl maybe we should let you try the Jerry side and see how you do?

Now that I know the Brit OOB...

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"If you can taste the difference between caviar on a cracker and ketchup on a Kit-Kat while blindfolded, you have not had enough aquavit to be ready for lutefisk." (stolen from some web page about lutefisk)

Elvis

03-01-2001, 02:48 AM

Lorak,
Please let the record show that once again Peng has been felled by Elvis.
By the score of 81-19 I have defeated him in another TCP/IP game.
Comments of me not being creative can be put to rest with this one. I have always felt creativity has been my strong point and I have proven it in this game. Too loaded to give details now and I doubt I will rememeber them in the morning.

Elvis : Winner
Peng : Loser

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"When they finally put you in the ground..I'll stand on your grave and tramp the dirt down" Elvis Costello

JunoReactor

03-01-2001, 05:03 AM

Originally posted by Elijah Meeks:

Well I'm glad somebody took care of the little chumchuck.

Oh my god! Not only I had the privilage of posting in the first page of a peng thread, someone actually "took care of me". Will wonders ever cease?

Seanachai

03-01-2001, 05:27 AM

Originally posted by Elijah Meeks:

Seanachai still hasn't sent his turn, he's probably still in mourning over the breakup of the Jackson Five. Don't worry, buddy, Michael and Tito have both had respectable careers since then.

Meeks, my little lad. The turn went out this evening. Now, I have no problem with being insulted, but I would request that you base the insults on something that might, however remotely, have something to do with my existence, rather than nightmares you suffer from that lead to rather humiliating nocturnal emissions. I might add, your info about the setup was...shall we say, sketchy, at best. But I forgive you, Elijah. I know you are only acting out your dreams of Machiavellian angst.

On a completely different topic:

Croda, you useless wank. Do you really mean to say that you have no clue as to who Lord Raglan was? I think it's time you stop Cessing Andreas, lad, and spend a few moments in silent contemplation of your own ignorance. Now, take a deep breath, do a web-search, if you are too useless to possess the proper historical references in your own home, and use a few minutes of your time for something other than useless posturing, and LEARN something.

The first act of the ignorant is to deride the gift of knowledge. Their second act is to deny the worth of knowledge. Their final act is to remain ignorant, while gloating over the fact that they have no knowledge. Do not fall into this abomination of existence.

Now, Croda, we all know that you are vile, useless, of no account as a tactician, and almost laughably inept. But, lad, we'd hate to think of you as wantonly stupid.

So tell us, Croda, what do you know about Lord Raglan?

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Tremble, tyrants and you perfidious opprobrium of all the parties,
Tremblez! your parricidal projects finally will receive their prices!
But these sanguinary despots, But these accomplices of Berli,
All these tigers which, without pity, Bauhaus the centre of their mother!
We will enter the career When our elder is not there any more,
We will find there their dust And the trace of their virtues

Mace

03-01-2001, 05:39 AM

Originally posted by JunoReactor:
Oh my god! Not only I had the privilage of posting in the first page of a peng thread, someone actually "took care of me". Will wonders ever cease?

These little pommie bugs just ...WONT....DIE!!!! Fortunately, this one is apparently harmless and has absolutely no bite what so ever.

Anyhow, best deal with it again.

*jumps up and down repeatedly on junoreactor insect*

Mace

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Seanachai

03-01-2001, 05:46 AM

Originally posted by Moriarty:
Lorak, while you're scribing thusly, you may inscribe yet another loss for yours truly and a victory for the North Woods Bard, Senility, who cobbled together a minor victory ... more paltry than minor, actually. Do you think BTS would add "minuscule" to the victory options?

Well, actually, my victory over Moriarity would, on the surface, normally have appeared to be totally crushing. I controlled all but one of, what, 4? 5? VLs. But the butcher's bill actually favoured young Moriarity. So, I accept the minor victory, Lorak the Lout (you have been extremely disrespectful of me lately, lad. Don't make me defeat you again.) I have to say that once again Moriarity played a very good game, although he still Lost a Lot Now™. He was an honourable opponent, full of surprises, tenacious as hell, and I don't hate him anywhere near as much as I hate Bauhaus. There is something wrong with Bauhaus. I am trying to put my thumb on exactly what, but I don't like actually touching even the concept of Bauhaus with unprotected skin.

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Tremble, tyrants and you perfidious opprobrium of all the parties,
Tremblez! your parricidal projects finally will receive their prices!
But these sanguinary despots, But these accomplices of Berli,
All these tigers which, without pity, Bauhaus the centre of their mother!
We will enter the career When our elder is not there any more,
We will find there their dust And the trace of their virtues

Seanachai

03-01-2001, 05:57 AM

Originally posted by JunoReactor:
Oh my god! Not only I had the privilage of posting in the first page of a peng thread, someone actually "took care of me". Will wonders ever cease?

One of the signs of true idiocy is to post nothing, and then smirk about the lack of contribution.

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Tremble, tyrants and you perfidious opprobrium of all the parties,
Tremblez! your parricidal projects finally will receive their prices!
But these sanguinary despots, But these accomplices of Berli,
All these tigers which, without pity, Bauhaus the centre of their mother!
We will enter the career When our elder is not there any more,
We will find there their dust And the trace of their virtues

Stuka

03-01-2001, 05:58 AM

Ohh Ohhh I know!
Lord Ragitty Ann was.....A lord who took rags from the rich to give to the poor. Thats why so many poor people still live in rags...
Like Mensch.

Goanna

03-01-2001, 06:20 AM

Wuss Update

While most of you are taking it like men (Ah! Don't even think about it bauhaus), I am sad to report that some of you have fallen back into your wussy ways.

Seanachai may boast all he likes about his vicotory over one or the other of the pool bicycles, but he has also reverted to not returning turns in a game with me started last September (no ****). That's 2¥ for you, bard, one for each day of pain avoidance.

Marlow accrues 5¥ for days missed in sending turns and 5¥ of additional wussiness for not sending out final turns before he goes walkabout.

Peng, who could forget him. He get's no additional wuss points since I actually got a turn, and the right side, and for the right turn out of his sorry ass between additional throttlings by his pissboy Elvis However, he does get 1¥ for snivelling about being given his last dose of ¥.

And, we have a newcomer folks. Joe Shaw, who is obviously available to further add to the angst of the outer Croda by using him as the butt of jokes, is obviously not available to take what is coming to him in our current game and is therefore awarded his rookie 1¥.

nijis

03-01-2001, 07:15 AM

Lorak! I done did in a dalem. Thas' right...

Nijis - The Cesspuddlian Order of Victory, with oak leaves, clusters, and high-fiber additives, plus two nostril hairs and a toe-nail as the ears and tail seem to have already been taken.

Dalem -- The Bronze Turd of Good Sportsmanship.

Dalem launched a carefully planned attack, skillfully using the cover of woods and slopes to advance close to his objectives undetected before taking them in a daring rush, against the side of the map with no flags on it. Anyway, we'll meet again in a pair of infantry-on-infantry slugfests in upcoming weeks.

Speaking of same, my little pied-a-pied with MacStompie is going well, a careful combination of assault and bombardment sending his men into "masterful orderly withdrawals under fire," as he so quaintly puts it. PeterNZ, meanwhile, has been kind enough to demonstrate the perils of the alternative approach by staging little Somme reenactments up and down my line.

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V. I. Lenin

mensch

03-01-2001, 08:05 AM

Originally posted by Stuka:
Ohh Ohhh I know!
Lord Ragitty Ann was.....A lord who took rags from the rich to give to the poor. Thats why so many poor people still live in rags...
Like Mensch.

Pecker at least I dont have elf ears. I don't live in rags you nimbletwit, its those damn moths that ruin my classy stunning clothes

stevetherat

03-01-2001, 08:24 AM

Originally posted by Herr Oberst:
(pointing finger in scornful way, shouting obscenities)

Thank you, Herbladder Burst, for informing me of what a complete plank I am.

It shall not happen again.

Croda

03-01-2001, 10:17 AM

Originally posted by Seanachai:
...So tell us, Croda, what do you know about Lord Raglan?

I don't know a damned thing about Lord Raglan. You see, my study has been limited to American conflicts in the mid 19th century. I live 1/2 hour from Gettysburg and visit frequently. So while I can tell stories about Little Round Top and Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain <genuflect>, I really don't know ****e about Raglan. I gather that he lead the Charge of the Light Brigade. Bully for him. Now I know. Bully for me. Unlike Andreas, there's much out there that I don't know, and am eager to learn. Here's one more example.

Learning is a lifelong endeavor, not something completed by age 32.

PeterNZer

03-01-2001, 12:11 PM

On a completely unrelated matter because i can, and none of you can stop me I thought I would demo a sample of corporate taunting that I exchanged with some woman in Ireland. This woman mailed me because I mailed an old lecturer of mine saying we were recruiting and did students from my old dept. want work, I get £1000 if they get hired. My lecturer in his wisdom, sent the mail to just about everyone he knows.

Enjoy the following taunt, please start at the bottom of the following quote

-----Original Message-----
From: Peter Tyson
Sent: Thursday, March 01, 2001 11:43 AM
To: *deleted*
Cc: 'Ray Goldstein'
Subject: RE: Hi -- tell me what you do and what positions are available

Excuse me?

I'm hardly the HR person and have NO control over who is recruited therefore I can hardly provide more precise information for a company of nearly 700 people around the world that recruits around 20 people a month for over 6 different sectors.

I suggested reading the web site so you could check out the kind of company we are and what we do. Not every graduate is interested in analysis in the business world. If you had spent a little time on the site you would see details about on each section of DM including free white papers to download and read to help you get a feel for the sort of product we produce. Alternately you could have passed the address on to graduates and let them do some research of their own. I have suggested the site to friends in NZ and UK looking for work and found 50:50 split between people who find it interesting and want to apply and people for whom it is not their cup of tea. There is little point in discussing future jobs with DM if people don't at least check and find out whether they would be interested in working here.

Also, I mentioned recruitment to Ray more for his information and didn't intend to have it passed around the globe as a money making scheme for me. In fact, I am unlikely to suggest people putting my name on cover letters for me to get £1000 when I don't know them, instead I'd suggest they talk to HR (as they HAVE to do according to business practice here) and just apply as per any other grad. The -only- time I would really suggest someone put my name on the cover letter is if I 1) know them, 2) spent significant time talking and chatting to them and feel I can vouch for their character. When I first found out about DM I was a graduate in NZ and didn't even know companies like DM existed, especially one that has recruits from as diverse fields as Fighter Aircraft Engineering MAs to post-grad Latin and Greek working side-by-side. I thought it would be useful for Ray to know when we've got a strong demand for recruits so he can suggest the company to other grads hungry for work.

As for my job, which you asked about. According to dictionary.com an analyst is 'one who analyzes' and 'analysis' is
"A resolution of anything, whether an object of the senses or of the intellect, into its constituent or original elements; an examination of the component parts of a subject, each separately, as the words which compose a sentence, the tones of a tune, or the simple propositions which enter into an argument."

This pretty accurately describes my job. As a technology analyst in the games market I look at the games/entertainment market and research and write about it. For samples of the sort of markets DM analyses, please see the web site. As the company works in many markets it is impossible to adequately describe all the possible roles a candidate could end up applying for.

I apologize if I was terse in my first email, I have a lot of work on and don't know yourself or Allen. I hoped you would check the web site and if you thought the opportunities the company offers appropriate to talk to your students and our HR department and take it from there. I don't need to be involved and don't see it as appropriate for me to be involved with the applications of people I've never met and don't know. I still invite you to do this and wish your students the best of luck.

Peter

-----Original Message-----
From: *deleted*
Sent: Thursday, March 01, 2001 11:05 AM
To: ptyson@datamonitor.com
Subject: Re: Hi -- tell me what you do and what positions are available

Thanks but that's not the sort of information I was looking for...Ray
forwarded me your email (as you are looking to get recruitment bonuses of
1000 GBP). I'm very committed to helping my postgrad students find positions
that will satisfy them, but had expected you to be a but more forthcoming and
generous with information, giving that you're soliciting CVs. A referral to
a website is certainly not on. Best of luck, Lydia
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This message has been checked for all known viruses through the MessageLabs Virus Control Center.

Hi there
i work as an analyst with a company called Datamonitor.
Best to read about the company www.datamonitor.com (http://www.datamonitor.com)
if you want to chase up leads for your students, try krae@datamonitor.com and ask what positions are available.
Analysts are widely recruited from just about any field. People have to be smart, have strong analytical skills and hopefully some form of business experience

-----Original Message-----
From: *deleted*
Sent: Thursday, March 01, 2001 10:32 AM
To: ptyson@datamonitor.com
Subject: Hi -- tell me what you do and what positions are available

I'm a lecturer in London and Dublin so have lots of students in jobsearch
right now.
Ray is an old acquaintance from when I was at Booz, Allen a number of years
ago. Thanks. Lydia

I thought it was a good 8/10. Anyone else got a good sample?

Peng has made me what I am today http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/redface.gif

PeterNZ

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Hakko Ichiu

03-01-2001, 01:42 PM

Glad to see that the Mutha' Beautiful Thread has reached the shores of Blighty, my second home and demesnes of my In-Laws of Madness. I can think of no better place to site a Cesspool. One could put it any urban center from Land's End to John O'Groats and no one would bat an eye; some might even think it urban renewal.

Consider this a fly-by post. Those of you in Philadelphia, however, might have an easier time visualizing it as a drive-by post. As others have mentioned, I am immersed in Real Life™ and have gone many days without even booting up Combat Mission, much less firing up the extraordinarily small number of neurons it takes to defeat my "opponents". Even so, I want you all to know that deep, deep in my heart, I hate, loathe, despise, revile, and detest you all. Except for Joe Shaw, of course. For making reference to the single most perfect character in English literature, the ultimate gentleman's gentleman, I am willing to knock off the reviling, just for Joe.

The rest of you may die a lot now and all your base is belong to me.

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Joe Shaw

03-01-2001, 01:57 PM

And, we have a newcomer folks. Joe Shaw, who is obviously available to further add to the angst of the outer Croda by using him as the butt of jokes, is obviously not available to take what is coming to him in our current game and is therefore awarded his rookie 1¥. You Communist swine! Not only did I receive your ORIGINAL turn, to which I promptly responded with a turn (and not just ANY turn but a far BETTER turn than I was given), but I also received your FOLLOW UP to the turn in which you slanderously claimed that I had NOT responded. I then RESENT my (BETTER) turn yet again, thus wasting precious bandwidth. But am I to be granted the boon of a turn in reply? NO! I am in fact pilloried unjustly in this public forum and awarded a penalty point. It is not to be borne! I DEMAND that you withdraw the penalty point, award it to yourself and penalize yourself with 2 additional points for your stupidity! I have responded ... YET AGAIN ... with the file I have previously sent twice before. Perhaps you might check your machine for ... I don't know ... sand or stray camel droppings!

Joe

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I heartily admit you are a swine, Joe. But you are OUR swine. (Goanna)

Joe Shaw

03-01-2001, 02:11 PM

Goanna, be advised that I have just this instant sent the turn referred to above to BOTH of your email addresses. I show one at {pdo.co.om} which looks really weird but who am I to question your choice of ISP and another at {bigpond.com} which sounds prissy beyond belief. Kindly do me the favor of ACTUALLY checking your email this time and then responding as to receipt/non-receipt as I am anxious to destroy you in detail.

Joe

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I heartily admit you are a swine, Joe. But you are OUR swine. (Goanna)

Wildman

03-01-2001, 02:19 PM

All hail Lorak, keeper of the tomb,

Grab your peacock quill and scribe thusly,

Wildman-WIN
GITom-Loss

'Twas a great fight in the woods. My grand truppen, equipped with enough of the new PUMAs to give them a real field test and outstanding tactical leadership by yours truly, did spank said Lower Intestinal Tom soundly and with great hatred. His Churchills were promptly dealt with by my venerable PzIVJs and a brave schrek that had to bounce two shots off of the front plate before making a kill. Although GITom obviously brought enough Artillery to satify a Corp, his inept use provided him with no advantage and counter-balanced the awful performance of the PUMAs.

As for other games:

Croda has had his Hetzer immasculated, his StugIII destroyed and copious amounts of HE delivered to his poor German shmucks. His topplement is soon at hand, in fact, I'll bet the BTS' code it close to auto-surrendering him. Its ugly, I mean REALLY ugly. Isn't that nice.

Berli callously destroyed a split squad in the middle of the street, and was quickly returned in kind by around seven squads and a tank. Can you say overwatch? I'm in the middle of the town, and all his troops are doing is RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY. I can only assume that he has lost his manhood somewhere on the other side of the map and is sending his troops to find it.

Ratboy is hiding behind the woods now that it is an even fight. Don't worry Rattie, I'll come looking for you.

For all my pretentious gits who are currently dieing at my hand. The USAF is sending my happy ass to Las Vegas for two weeks to conduct a NIGHT FLAG exercise. I should have email access and my computer, but file returns will be a bit slower. Not that I care what you think, however, savor this time of non-violence as your topplements are at hand.

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Joe Shaw

03-01-2001, 02:23 PM

So while I can tell stories about Little Round Top
and Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain Indeed Croda? Perhaps you can take a moment to explain to the group the significance of "The Devil's Den Sharpshooter" of Gettysburg fame? Let us see if the Inner, Outer or Middle Croda is as informed as he supposes himself to be? Anyone who didn't know of Lord Raglan ... well ...

Joe

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I heartily admit you are a swine, Joe. But you are OUR swine. (Goanna)

[This message has been edited by Joe Shaw (edited 03-01-2001).]

Croda

03-01-2001, 02:23 PM

Peter, that's...umm...really nice. I like how you berated someone you've never met, you senseless ape. Wait a sec...

Good work! To be truthful I think you over-reacted and freaked out for no reason, but I don't really give a damn.

As for wild-boy, Armor gone, yes. Close to auto-surrendering, no. This one's going to last a while.

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Woot! - Maximus2k

The New CessPool (http://pub51.ezboard.com/fworldoftauntingfrm1)

stevetherat

03-01-2001, 02:37 PM

Hey CrodaColor, how's your Hetzer?

Croda

03-01-2001, 02:41 PM

Try giving your girlfriend some sleeping pills so you can go back to your own life, then send me the next file so I can see your daimler go the way of the dodo, you rat bastich! I hope Lord Raglan ****s on your head!

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Woot! - Maximus2k

The New CessPool (http://pub51.ezboard.com/fworldoftauntingfrm1)

stevetherat

03-01-2001, 03:03 PM

My Daimler will be long gone by the time you re-assemble your school boys for action.

Take it as a lesson, hanging out at the back of the map while you relentlessly shell the VLs (hoping to catch me in them) will not bring you any rewards.

Whereas, a proactive, tactical scouting mission will locate your enemy and provide you with a beautiful target to aim your 14"ers at.

Tuck yourself up, munchkin, and prepare for rain.

bauhaus

03-01-2001, 03:44 PM

Originally posted by Seanachai:
and I don't hate him anywhere near as much as I hate Bauhaus. There is something wrong with Bauhaus. I am trying to put my thumb on exactly what, but I don't like actually touching even the concept of Bauhaus with unprotected skin.

Let me put my finger on it for you. You hate me because you can't defeat me. I'm in your head haunting your every movement (sit down Bauhaus, not that type of movement!). Your men have become puddy in my hands and you've become as brave as a school girl on prom night.

JunoReactor

03-01-2001, 03:44 PM

One of the signs of true idiocy is to post nothing, and then smirk about the lack of contribution.

this from someone who listens to World Music? I'm not surprised. Why don't you enlighten me with other and false signs of idiocy?

But I must not outstay my welcome, thanks Mace, for I die a happy bug.

Iskander

03-01-2001, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by bauhaus:
Let me put my finger on... puddy in my hands... a school girl on prom night.

Calling Prof. Freud! That's quite a string of statements there, Cowhouse; should keep your therapist busy for some time, I'd say!

And, I would ask what this "puddy" you refer to is... but even in the Cess somethings are best left alone....

For the rest of you mouse-rubbers, tune in later for the henious details of jd's arse-up surrender to me. I guess the 'quake unnerved him to the point of buckshotting Alt-U's to one and all.

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"Legal advice is very often divorced from reality in my humble opinion" - BTS

jshandorf

03-01-2001, 04:14 PM

Ya know, since Hiram left I just realized that I don't have a whippin' boy anymore. You see Croda use to be my whippin' boy but then it just got to be no fun beatin' him like some chained mutt at my side. In essence I took pity upon him and released him to be free and be beatin' by others here in the pool. Now Hiram was another matter totally.

I really enjoyed beatin' on Hiram like a patsy side kick that deserved nothing but my ire and spite. I really relished in that but now he is gone and I miss it, not him mind you, the beating.

Now a few candidates have come along since then such as Dalem, Wild-Hair-in-Butt, and Fetid-Rat-boy. But since I hate Dalems and in all truth beating a Dalem in combat gave me no real surge of superiority and satisfaction, he's therefore just right out.

So then there is wild-hair-in-butt, but in all truth I have yet to recognize his existence, so he wouldn't do at all.

That leaves Fetid-Rat-Boy. I see FRB has been getting a little cocky and uppity. I think he feels that he is moving his way up the dominant male ladder in our little troop. Well, I am here to put a stop to that right here and now. So put down that tasty piece of fruit you have so boldly snatched from MY tree and cower and prostrate before me monkey boy. I hereby challenge you.

I will be sending a setup your way tonight so that you may gibber and drool over your computer with fear. Yes, I know your instincts tell you flight instead of fight but you have no where to run to anymore my little cephalopod.

Prepare to Die Alot Now(TM).

Jeff

P.S. Peter-Bendzer-Over, did you get my setup? I sent it last night. I will expect a reply back faster then I got from that slime ridden mollusk Peng.

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When nuclear weapons are frozen then only freezers will have nuclear weapons.

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MrPeng

03-01-2001, 04:30 PM

Originally posted by jshandorf:
SNIP
Prepare to Die Alot Now(TM).

Jeff

P.S. Peter-Bendzer-Over, did you get my setup? I sent it last night. I will expect a reply back faster then I got from that slime ridden mollusk Peng.

You have insulted not only mollusks, but slime as well. For this you shall pay dearly

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That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable

Kitty

03-01-2001, 04:42 PM

Added Babs to the pool mod.

http://www.fluffkitty.com/cesspics/1123.bmp

Goanna If you want to be included in mod please send me a picture of you because the one I got from Lorak's site is too distorted to use.

Kitty

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03-01-2001, 05:18 PM

*spin mode on*
Ahem, is this on? Attention, please.

We wish to announce that the seminal game with Iskandoofus has been completed. Since he was new to the pool I took it upon myself to welcome him and let him feel he is a valued and able member. Thus, I had to let him win or we'd be stuck with WM and STR 's bickering. Plus it was in the fog, uphill, was trying out new defenses, he's a gamey bastard.... whatever. To save him from further heartache and to avoid his further embarrassment I surrendered voluntarily even though I am sure that if the game had been completed the results would have been a clear cut win for me. This way his self esteem is bolstered.

I had a company and 2 tanks. IIRC he had 4 tank/td's plus armored cars, arty and at LEAST a company or more of troops. An investigation of initial points may have to launched as to whether this was a "fair" setup or a "setup" since Mister Isk sent the file, sight unknown. Oh did I say fog?

Anyway, I didn't want to steal the boys thunder. He is so proud and thinks he has accomplished something. You, my opponents out there, know how hollow a victory over me is anyway. So when he comes by, boasting of his feat, give him a "huzzah" and "well done, lad" and let him bask in what pitiful accomplishments he does manage.

A little lesson in that it is not in the actual winning but in the spin that the 'pool revolves.

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If frogs had uzi's, snakes woudn't mess with them so much. - Hiram

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Joe Shaw

03-01-2001, 06:08 PM

A little lesson in that it is not in the actual winning but in the spin that the 'pool revolves. Hmmm, spinning, revolving, 'pool ... sounds like somebody went down the drain to me.

Joe

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I heartily admit you are a swine, Joe. But you are OUR swine. (Goanna)

Kitty

03-01-2001, 06:10 PM

Added mensch to poolmod and in a stunningly grog-like move, included the reason for his behavior in the picture.

http://www.fluffkitty.com/cesspics/1119.bmp

Kitty

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Kitty

03-01-2001, 06:39 PM

MkIv's looking dashing in his new beret.

http://www.fluffkitty.com/cesspics/1125.bmp

Kitty

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mensch

03-01-2001, 06:47 PM

Originally posted by Kitty:
Added mensch to poolmod and in a stunningly grog-like move, included the reason for his behavior in the picture.

Kitty

hey where did you get that picutre? that was before I knew you could enter a tank through a hatch!.. funny guys at the motor pool telling me the only way in is through the tail pipe.

Berlichtingen

03-01-2001, 06:57 PM

Originally posted by Wildman:
Berli callously destroyed a split squad in the middle of the street, and was quickly returned in kind by around seven squads and a tank. Can you say overwatch? I'm in the middle of the town, and all his troops are doing is RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY. I can only assume that he has lost his manhood somewhere on the other side of the map and is sending his troops to find it.
A view of the battle, no doubt, brought about by the large quantties of Ganj' you've been smokin'. The only attempt to accually take a victory location went up in smoke (flamethrowers will do that). To date, all VL flags are red, white and BLACK... no red, white and BLUE to be seen.

Lorak

03-01-2001, 07:19 PM

Ahh you festering gits, Nice to see you again.

Tome update:

Elvis-win
Peng-loss

Wildman-win
GiTom-loss

Seanachai,
I am disrespecting you? My god man! That is almost a compliment in the pool. Sadly It is true that Several of you have challenged me to games as of late. (Yes, I still owe the Bard a beating). I've had several games outside of the pool pop-up lately and as I get some of those resolved, I be happy to wing some death your way.

Lorak the loathed

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Kitty

03-01-2001, 07:23 PM

YK2 shows off her new spring bonnet. =)

http://www.fluffkitty.com/cesspics/1126.bmp

Kitty

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Pale

03-01-2001, 07:25 PM

I get the feeling this is technically the real opponent finder thread, right? If so I'd like to play, please, thank you.

Joe Shaw

03-01-2001, 07:30 PM

I get the feeling this is technically the real opponent finder thread, right? If so I'd like to play, please, thank you. Ah I'm afraid you've gone beyond the Pale on that request.

This is the Peng Challenge Thread, the Mutha Beautiful Thread, The One The True CessPool. One does not come here to find opponents but rather to find taunts, vitrol and abuse. The playing of CM is nothing but a vehicle that allows us to call each other what we all richly deserve to be called. So, in short ... although for all I know you may be quite tall ... if you want a game ... go elsewhere. If you've a mind to enter the fray, be prepared for abuse and slander beyond your wildest dreams and, if you show that you've the mettle for the 'pool, you may get a game. Mind you it won't be much of a game since we are acknowledged CM losers, but it will be a game in the 'pool. So in the time honored tradition of the CessPool ...

Sound off like ya got a pair son! Insult someone.

Joe

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I heartily admit you are a swine, Joe. But you are OUR swine. (Goanna)

[This message has been edited by Joe Shaw (edited 03-01-2001).]

Seanachai

03-01-2001, 07:36 PM

Originally posted by Pale:
I get the feeling this is technically the real opponent finder thread, right? If so I'd like to play, please, thank you.

My God, I can't watch. Run, child.

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Tremble, tyrants and you perfidious opprobrium of all the parties,
Tremblez! your parricidal projects finally will receive their prices!
But these sanguinary despots, But these accomplices of Berli,
All these tigers which, without pity, Bauhaus the centre of their mother!
We will enter the career When our elder is not there any more,
We will find there their dust And the trace of their virtues

Forever Babra

03-01-2001, 07:45 PM

Half a track, half a track,
Half a track onward,
All in the valley of Cess
Rode the six hundred.
"Forward, the Light Brigade!
Charge for the grogs!" he said:
Into the valley of Cess
Rode the six hundred.

"Forward, the Light Brigade!"
Was there a man dismayed?
Not tho' the 'poolers knew
Someone had blundered:
Theirs was not to make reply,
Theirs was not to reason why,
Theirs was but to taunt and die:
Into the valley of Cess
Rode the six hundred.

Grogs to the right of them,
Snerts to the left of them,
Moderators in front of them
Volleyed and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with taunt and bile,
Boldly they lied with style,
Into the pit of Cess,
Into the rancid smell,
Rode the six hundred.

Flashed all their bums bare,
Flashed as they turned in air,
Taunting the posters there,
Charging an army, while
All the board wondered:
Plunging in the groggy smoke,
Right through the thread they broke;
Bauhaus and Lawyer
Reeled from the stinging-stroke
Shattered and sundered.
Then they rode back, but not--
Not the six hundred.

Refreshing monkeys to the right of them,
Newbies to the left of them,
Madmatt behind them
Volleyed and thundered;
Stormed at with lies and cess,
While Peng wore a girlie dress,
They that teased so well,
Came thro' the jaws of Cess,
Back from the monkey's mess,
All that was left of them,
Left of the six hundred.

When can their glory fade?
Oh, the wild taunts they made!
All the Board wondered.
Honor the lies they made!
Honor the Light Brigade,
Noble Six Hundred!

Pale

03-01-2001, 07:48 PM

Ok, I can do that, maybe. Let's see, judging by the little pictures I can see you are all an ugly bunch, so why don't you try to redeem yourselves in my eyes with beautiful tactics in CMBO battle?

Kitty

03-01-2001, 07:58 PM

Hakko Ichiu sees that his fly is open.

http://www.fluffkitty.com/cesspics/1110.bmp

Kitty

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jshandorf

03-01-2001, 08:03 PM

Originally posted by Pale:
Ok, I can do that, maybe. Let's see, judging by the little pictures I can see you are all an ugly bunch, so why don't you try to redeem yourselves in my eyes with beautiful tactics in CMBO battle?

I say, "BAH!" to you, sir! BAH!

That effort was as weak and limp as a wet noodle. And if you want an authority on wet, limp noodles ask Shaw's woman. She will testify first hand to his limp wristed efforts!

Pathetic...tisk, tisk, tisk. Just pathetic you are. Coming in here and doddering about for a game. If you insist on dangling your man thingy in here such as that I will be force to snip it off at the base and mount it above the pool with the others! And mind you it won't stay there long once Bauhaus gets sight of it!

Now run along before someone really hurts your insignificant feelings.

BAH!

Jeff

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When nuclear weapons are frozen then only freezers will have nuclear weapons.

03-01-2001, 08:13 PM

Pale you ignorant slut. You pusillanimous pile of putrid pus. Obviously you have not got a clue, ya dim noggin, what the pool is or why it exists. Go to http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/Forum1/HTML/016566.html and read the links there and maybe (although I doubt it since you don't seem to have enough cojones to make a chicken take notice) you will get the vaguest glimmer of why you aren't worth spitting on.....go away, and do something more entertaining like swallowing your tongue.

Regards

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If frogs had uzi's, snakes woudn't mess with them so much. - Hiram

Kitty

03-01-2001, 08:20 PM

Originally posted by Kitty:
Hakko Ichiu sees that his fly is open.

http://www.fluffkitty.com/cesspics/1110.bmp

Jshandorf notices it too and is glad.

http://www.fluffkitty.com/cesspics/1122.bmp

Kitty

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bauhaus

03-01-2001, 08:37 PM

Originally posted by Pale:
I get the feeling this is technically the real opponent finder thread, right? If so I'd like to play, please, thank you.

Did somebody actually say please and thank you on this thread?
Sod off now!

jshandorf

03-01-2001, 08:37 PM

Originally posted by Kitty:
Jshandorf notices it too and is glad.

http://www.fluffkitty.com/cesspics/1122.bmp

Kitty

Heeeeeeeeeeeey. Are you insinuating something? Hmmm?

BTW I am polish TC, right? Ahhh.. I can see I am letting my hair blow freely in the wind. For I am a great TC and worthy of admiration. Sigh...

Jeff

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When nuclear weapons are frozen then only freezers will have nuclear weapons.

Forever Babra

03-01-2001, 08:45 PM

Originally posted by jshandorf:
Heeeeeeeeeeeey. Are you insinuating something? Hmmm?

BTW I am polish TC, right? Ahhh

I got sump'n fer ya to polish right here, bub. And I'll be the one making the "ahhh" noises, thank you very much.

Kitty

03-01-2001, 09:09 PM

Originally posted by Forever Babra:
I got sump'n fer ya to polish right here, bub. And I'll be the one making the "ahhh" noises, thank you very much.

OGSF looks gives Babs a stern look for that comment. ;)

http://www.fluffkitty.com/cesspics/1101.bmp

And that'll be all the poolmod updates for a while. My brain hurts and I'm restless.

Kitty

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Lorak

03-01-2001, 09:19 PM

Originally posted by Kitty:
And that'll be all the poolmod updates for a while. My brain hurts and I'm restless.

Kitty

Ahh, Thanks for all your hard work Kitty.
Sounds like you need someone to stand you up a Guinness or two.
Come by Maggie O'Rileys Irish Pup tonight about midnight. T'would be my pleasure.
(of course you might need to leave as soon as you see this. Not sure how many flights are avalible.)

Lorak the loathed

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mensch

03-01-2001, 09:29 PM

Originally posted by Pale:
I get the feeling this is technically the real opponent finder thread, right? If so I'd like to play, please, thank you.

aaww cute.. ey crass alter! hast du ein problem? ey?

Pengkomon can I play with the new guest? can I can I? I want to test out this new Ebola virus, pleeeeese!!

well he is in the right place I see he is Pale like most English gits... here hold this tea while I load my gun.

dalem

03-01-2001, 09:38 PM

Originally posted by Pale:
I get the feeling this is technically the real opponent finder thread, right? If so I'd like to play, please, thank you.

It's okay, folks, I've got this one. 'Bout time I did some real work in here anyway.

Pale, you have indeed stumbled upon a thread, but it's equal parts 'opponent-finder' and 'spleen-boiler'. Asking politely for a game will get you nothing but the insults we feel you deserve. demanding a game from a specific worm-eating member, on the other hand, complete with creative and original insults, will at least get you ridiculed, and possibly a game as well.

Basically the secret's in the sauce, and the joy is in the taunting.

But be original. For instance, I hate Meeks sooooooo much that I'm desperate to challenge him to a stomping that he'll not soon forget. My problem is that I hate him soooooo much that none of the standard tauntings are good enough. I could insult his manhood, but who around here hasn't done that? His family members are easy targets, especially once you get them liquored up, so that's no challenge. Big words? He can't understand them. His sexual preference? He has none.

So you see the problem. He's loathesome, sure, but that's not nearly enough to get a game from him.

So pick someone out, mangle their name, poke a rhetorical finger into their metaphorical eye, and earn some hatred.

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I LOST A BLOOD HAMSTER BATTLE TO PETERNZ. MY SIG FILE IS NOW HIS AND I AM HIS SLAVE. PLEASE ABUSE ME AS YOU SEE FIT AND CALL ME A DOO-DOO HEAD. IT IS MY PLACE IN LIFE, I WILLINGLY ACCEPT IT.

Lorak

03-01-2001, 09:46 PM

Originally posted by DOODOO HEAD:
It's okay, folks, I've got this one. 'Bout time I did some real work in here anyway.

Ahhh.. So nice to see welcome wagon roll out to greet the new comers

Way to go DOODOO HEAD !

Lorak the loathed

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stevetherat

03-01-2001, 10:00 PM

Some ingredients;

1 pint of Guinness in probably the best Irish pub in London.
1 Gin cocktail in one of the hippest bars in London
1 bottle of 1996 Merlot in the Groucho Club - one of the most select clubs in London, along with buffalo (yes, real buffalo!) steak and hand cut chips, all paid for by the Company.
1 half-hearted tauntless challenge by J'ais Handshandy

Mix well with a tube ride home, and serve.

Drunk? You betcha! Stuffed to the gills? You betcha! Getting up for work on time? Not on your nelly!

Good night you worthless chimps, and I don't include Kitty in that catagory. She is an absolute Daaarling.

Joe Shaw

03-01-2001, 11:35 PM

Ok, I can do that, maybe. Let's see, judging by the little pictures I can see you are all an ugly bunch, so why don't you try to redeem yourselves in my eyes with beautiful tactics in CMBO battle? SIGH Ah lad, I'm afraid that just won't do at all at all. I really , I mean I REALLY REALLY think that you would do far better to look elsewhere for opponents. Perhaps some of the losers on the main CM board (which includes virtually everyone there) would be kind enough to point you to the various ladders and so forth that might give you the opportunity for a friendly game. For you see Pale my lad, the one thing you'll NOT get here is friendly. There are NO friends in the CessPool, were we not all equally asocial and unacceptable in polite company we'd hardly be able to stand the sight of each other, as it is we have little choice. Your wimpy little attempt at an insult is hardly to be categorized as such and it breaks one of the most important of rules, that the insult(s) be directed at a specific person and be done with some ... style! For an example, do a search for posts by my squire Agua Perdido, he too came to the CessPool looking for a game, but he came with panache, with flair and with style. You see, it's not how you play the game, but rather ... How You PLAY The Game!

Joe

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I heartily admit you are a swine, Joe. But you are OUR swine. (Goanna)

[This message has been edited by Joe Shaw (edited 03-01-2001).]

Iskander

03-02-2001, 12:03 AM

Originally posted by jd:
*spin mode on*
May I Have Your Attention, please... may I have your attention please... I think we may have a problem here...

We wish to announce that the seminal... pool... upon myself... and able member....

Plus it was... heartache and... embarrassment... clear cut....

grog stuff...

Anyway, I didn't want to steal... a victory... give him a "huzzah" and "well done, lad" ....

Keeping with our current supercillious twit Auld Angland image, that was a right fine summary there, jd. I had planned to discuss how your troops cowered in their crap-filled holes while my steely death rained down upon them seconds before my heroic infantry assault... pushing your men to the brink just as my armor scythed into your flank and rear dammit bauhaus! NO!, causing you such despair as to tearfully submit your surrender to me... and then to describe how I so graciously accepted so that you could help organize relief efforts to ship Red Cross Latte Packages to quake-torn Seattle.

Again: thank you for sparing me this task.
Thus! Lorak let it be scribed:

Iskander: win
jd: loss

And there are three more topplements on the way... well, only two since RatBastard has such a time returning his moves.

PS Hey, jd: you never turned your "spin mode" off... wait, you're a lawyer... nevermind!

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"I send you a kaffis of mustard seed, that you may taste and acknowledge the bitterness of my victory."

"Legal advice is very often divorced from reality in my humble opinion" - BTS

Lorak

03-02-2001, 12:17 AM

Originally posted by Iskander:

Again: thank you for sparing me this task.
Thus! Lorak let it be scribed:

Iskander: win
jd: loss

So It is written..So let it be done.
Tome is updated

Lorak

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chrisl

03-02-2001, 12:50 AM

Lorak, oh Lorak...

Please get out the chisel and inscribe in Meeks' head..er.. I mean the tome:

chrisl: win
Lawyer: loss

It was close, and I had to do a gamey little flag rush that I'm sure he will go on and on about, but he should be used to that sort of thing, living inside the beltway, and being a lawyer and all.

The other lawyer is suffering badly. I may have to grant him a cease fire because I almost can't bear to watch 110 more turns of this. Either that or push him back off the map. He's demonstrated that he can fight effectively in neither fog nor clear (well, overcast, but visibility is pretty good). Send him to Jersey and let Hiram tutor him.

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Phillies Phan

03-02-2001, 01:11 AM

Originally posted by Kitty:
Jshandorf notices it too and is glad.

http://www.fluffkitty.com/cesspics/1122.bmp

Kitty

glad I jumped ship when I did. Posterity doesn't agree with me.

Wildman

03-02-2001, 03:13 AM

Originally posted by jshandorf:
I'm really pathetic and I try to build my self-confidence by describing a beating by Hiram.

Some mildly humorous use of a Monty Python reference.

I fear Wildman so much that I will NOT seek a battle with him as the mere thought of it causes my manhood to shrivel and make me cry.

I'm going to pick on Stevetherat because he seems as pathetic as I am, and we'll make great bunk buddies.

More useless drivel

Jshagmeoff, you obviously have the mental capacity of Corky the Retard and the intestinal fortitude of a mewling babe. When you've done bolstering your manhood and inflating your self-worth, send me a setup so I can give you the thrashing that you so richly deserve. You pathetic little girly-man.

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Goanna

03-02-2001, 04:33 AM

Pity I am rarely on-line the same time as most of you rat bastards. I seem to miss most of the fun. Any of Pale's guts left to squish around in.

I sent Kitty a new pic but it seems that she has tired of this tangent for her creative effort and there were likely few spots to fill other than the French anyway.

Coleslaw has been granted the removal of his first and only wuss point after returning me the current file twice and Grade A rant bordering on apoplexy over e-mail. The wussiness had not really taken hold yet and the bouquet of latent wussiness should leave you in a day or so, Joe, if you stay out coffee houses, don’t read and Oscar Wilde and keep those turns coming.

Something should be forthcoming from the arch enemies of wussiness jd and Berliprovided they aren't caught up in the Real World™ somewhere, as both should have turn 1 of our extremely-gamey rematches in hand.

Anybody else notice that bauhaus now even tells himself to sit down?

Treeburst155

03-02-2001, 05:41 AM

STAND UP, BAUHAUS!!

I just thought I'd make sure he's getting his calisthenics in. Now SIT DOWN, Bauhaus!

OK, here's the scoop on my two Pool games. Now I know you Pumpernickels (SIT DOWN, Bauhaus!!) don't care so pay attention closely anyway, ya doorknobs.

StevieTheRunt and that Germanboy lamer have both watched the first movie at this point. I'm expecting both to capitulate with their next files. Why? I am the very essence of the Blitzkrieg, that's why. Even my foxholes are highly mobile.

Now keep this paroxysmal, orgiastic synergy (JD, I believe) going; and SAW IT OFF COMPLETELY THIS TIME!!

Your Master, Treeburst155

Roborat

03-02-2001, 12:22 PM

What is wrong with you people, this post is just one thread from being relegated to the second page, good thing I stumbled in. Back to the top you go, that's a good thread.

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"With cat-like tread, Upon our prey we steal;
In silence dread, Our cautious way we feel." -G&S

03-02-2001, 12:28 PM

WussyLizard git, if your sever didn't bounce messages, maybe you'd have the turns earlier......

...and in other news, the investigating committee into the mysterious "alleged victory" of IKanpander deepens as it has been revealed by sources close to the investigation that the aforementioned "uselsss wank" has failed, in response to the special prosecutor, Jake "the snake" Lawyer's subpoena, to turn over to the committee crucial evidence. Sources mention that the "so-called" AAR is vital for the committee to peruse as it will yield vital clues as to the forces Mr. 'pander had at his disposal in the recently concluded game.

An investigator close to the investigation said,"everyone knows it is standard practice to return the AAR's. What's he hiding?"

Mr Iskdoofus was unavailable for comment. Consideration is being given to file a writ of mandamus and seek an injunction before the circuit court, the Hon. Judge Lorak, presiding, to decertify, or hold in abeyance, the victory until the investigatory committee ompletes it's work.

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If frogs had uzi's, snakes woudn't mess with them so much. - Hiram

Forever Babra

03-02-2001, 12:40 PM

Originally posted by Roborat:
What is wrong with you people, this post is just one thread from being relegated to the second page, good thing I stumbled in. Back to the top you go, that's a good thread.

There is nothing wrong with us. Like all good carnivores, we like to rest after a violent feed. Take my current opponent Lawyer for instance. After assaulting and over-running one of his infantry companies, I'm now running down the last few wretched, broken crews. Oh, did I mention he is the attacker? When the last fugitive has taken a bullet in the back, I'm going to rest under a tree and lick the speckled blood off my paws.

Likewise with My-Gal Dorothy. The gamey bastard thought he'd pull a fast one and set up fifty yards away from me. Too bad for him all I have to play with are Gebirgsjagers. The little hamsters are swarming over his legs right now, and getting uncomfortably close to something he holds dear -- or maybe he just holds it and calls it "dear". No matter. My cubs will play with his viscera like a ball of wool.

dalem

03-02-2001, 12:52 PM

Originally posted by Treeburst155:

Severe crappage.

Treehugger. You're spastic. You're grating. You're nonsensical. You're drooling.

Send me a setup. Something no bigger than 1000 pts.

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I LOST A BLOOD HAMSTER BATTLE TO PETERNZ. MY SIG FILE IS NOW HIS AND I AM HIS SLAVE. PLEASE ABUSE ME AS YOU SEE FIT AND CALL ME A DOO-DOO HEAD. IT IS MY PLACE IN LIFE, I WILLINGLY ACCEPT IT.

Berlichtingen

03-02-2001, 01:15 PM

Originally posted by Goanna:
Something should be forthcoming from the arch enemies of wussiness jd and Berliprovided they aren't caught up in the Real World™ somewhere, as both should have turn 1 of our extremely-gamey rematches in hand.
Give yourself 1¥ for not cleaning out your e-mail so ours don't bounce

Croda

03-02-2001, 01:15 PM

Originally posted by dalem:
...Send me a setup. Something that allows me to die quickly, instead of drawn out over a long time.

Pansy.

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Woot! - Maximus2k

The New CessPool (http://pub51.ezboard.com/fworldoftauntingfrm1)

mensch

03-02-2001, 01:20 PM

Originally posted by Roborat:
What is wrong with you people, this post is just one thread from being relegated to the second page, good thing I stumbled in. Back to the top you go, that's a good thread.

Actually I was watching it fall and fall and fall.. and did not do a thing.. why? I don't care.. like a little boy who RIPS the wings off a fly to watch it walk around like a HAPLESS git waiting for DEATH to prounce on it at any MOMENT. It was fun... I got my kicks.. how about you RAT?

now were is my shotgun I want to shoot something.

jshandorf

03-02-2001, 01:29 PM

Originally posted by Forever Babra:
I got sump'n fer ya to polish right here, bub. And I'll be the one making the "ahhh" noises, thank you very much.

Oh, I see someone wants to die. If you are not too busy to set some personal time aside to humiliate yourself, then I will be sending a setup your way late tonight. Please get it back to me asap since I hate wasting quality CM time on a senseless douche bag such as yourself.

Jeff

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When nuclear weapons are frozen then only freezers will have nuclear weapons.

Forever Babra

03-02-2001, 01:51 PM

Originally posted by jshandorf:
Please bitch-slap me asap since I don't want to miss any more re-runs of Married with Children

Jeff

Bring it on!

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Quo fas et gloria ducunt

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The Un-Rant (http://www.adcritic.com/content/edge-102-i-am-not.html)

stevetherat

03-02-2001, 02:14 PM

Attention please.

Who is this 'other' Rat? This 'Robo' rat? This mechanical disease? This wind-up windbag? This cyborg pretender to the one and only, King Rat's crown?

I say here and now, you witless clockwork sewer slumming rodent, you battery-beating sticky furred obese MOUSE, you plague carrying tiny wheeled vermin. I say, you are MINE. I shall uncloak your feigning hide and reveal for all that you are nothing but a cheap Tamiya made plastic imposter, a carpet covered tin cats toy, a flashing buzzing whizzing Taiwanese reject.

Prepare your worthless chassis for the drubbing of your life, or at least until your batteries hold out.

StR

Seanachai

03-02-2001, 02:26 PM

Originally posted by Pale:
Ok, I can do that, maybe. Let's see, judging by the little pictures I can see you are all an ugly bunch, so why don't you try to redeem yourselves in my eyes with beautiful tactics in CMBO battle?

Hiram, is that you?

His spirit lives on...

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Tremble, tyrants and you perfidious opprobrium of all the parties,
Tremblez! your parricidal projects finally will receive their prices!
But these sanguinary despots, But these accomplices of Berli,
All these tigers which, without pity, Bauhaus the centre of their mother!
We will enter the career When our elder is not there any more,
We will find there their dust And the trace of their virtues

Seanachai

03-02-2001, 02:28 PM

Originally posted by stevetherat:
Attention please.

Who is this 'other' Rat? This 'Robo' rat? This mechanical disease? This wind-up windbag? This cyborg pretender to the one and only, King Rat's crown?
StR

Actually, the Canadian rat was here before the Limey rat. Still, nice rant, Rat fella. I feel much less need to hurl when reading your posts. You seem to be finding your feet...er, paws, here in the Thread.

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Tremble, tyrants and you perfidious opprobrium of all the parties,
Tremblez! your parricidal projects finally will receive their prices!
But these sanguinary despots, But these accomplices of Berli,
All these tigers which, without pity, Bauhaus the centre of their mother!
We will enter the career When our elder is not there any more,
We will find there their dust And the trace of their virtues

Berlichtingen

03-02-2001, 02:31 PM

Originally posted by Seanachai:
Actually, the Canadian rat was here before the Limey rat. Still, nice rant, Rat fella. I feel much less need to hurl when reading your posts. You seem to be finding your feet...er, paws, here in the Thread.
Nice ta see you have time ta post, but no time ta send files. Woohoo! Its summer in Hell again

Herr Oberst

03-02-2001, 02:38 PM

Another newcomer, named Pale of all things.

Well, whilst the rest of you were busy giving him, er her, um... it the usual toasting and berating due a newcomer, Mace (whom I kept at arms reach for obvious reasons) and I took another route.

I traced back his IP, we stalked it home, and while it was opening the door to its home, I grabbed it around its pencil-neck and shook violently.

I can now report that I heard a great deal of sloshing around inside that bulbous head, and register the fact that this Pail is indeed half empty, with barely enough intelligence inside to fill a teacup.

Mace did indeed confirm at the same time that there is not a pair available to the git, though it did involve some shrill screaming on the part of Pail and some gruff words from Mace.

Both these facts are borne out in the particularly weak, dare-I-call-it, challenge posted by Pail in his first few attempts in the thread.

I hold little hope for this one my fellow Poolers. Best not to waste our effort. Move along now, nothing to see here...

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To the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee...

03-02-2001, 02:47 PM

Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

Nice ta see you have time ta post, but no time ta send files. Woohoo! Its summer in Hell again

Nice ta see you have time ta post, but no time ta send files. Woohoo! Its summer in Hell again esp after your losing those 3 tank's in one well coordinated and prescient tactical maneuver, or was that manure? That's 2¥ for you, you spawnette familiar.
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If frogs had uzi's, snakes woudn't mess with them so much. - Hiram

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bauhaus

03-02-2001, 03:35 PM

Originally posted by Treeburst155:
STAND UP, BAUHAUS!!

I just thought I'd make sure he's getting his calisthenics in. Now SIT DOWN, Bauhaus!

I'm Catholic, I get my morning exercise everyday at mass.

jshandorf

03-02-2001, 03:39 PM

Originally posted by bauhaus:
I'm Catholic, I get my morning exercise everyday at mass.

Bent over touching your toes I would suspect.

It's okay, Bauhaus, you can tell us. He touches you in your "special place", doesn't he?

Jeff

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When nuclear weapons are frozen then only freezers will have nuclear weapons.

Lawyer

03-02-2001, 03:46 PM

Originally posted by jd:

...and in other news, the investigating committee into the mysterious "alleged victory" of IKanpander deepens as it has been revealed by sources close to the investigation that the aforementioned "uselsss wank" has failed, in response to the special prosecutor, Jake "the snake" Lawyer's subpoena, to turn over to the committee crucial evidence. Sources mention that the "so-called" AAR is vital for the committee to peruse as it will yield vital clues as to the forces Mr. 'pander had at his disposal in the recently concluded game.

An investigator close to the investigation said,"everyone knows it is standard practice to return the AAR's. What's he hiding?"

Mr Iskdoofus was unavailable for comment. Consideration is being given to file a writ of mandamus and seek an injunction before the circuit court, the Hon. Judge Lorak, presiding, to decertify, or hold in abeyance, the victory until the investigatory committee ompletes it's work.

Actually, the answer to this mystery is quite clear, jd. The large tank force that he used to exterminate you was deftly moved over into my game with Mr. Kiss Ass Kander. Not to worry, though. I quickly demolished his several Shermans, a few Stuarts, and a Greyhound or two.

You can check out this huge collection of junk steel in my AAR when I complete the demolition of Ike's remaining forces, which shall be as soon as he crawls humbly back to his old Kentucky farm.

The poor lad was so devasted that he left home to go to Columbus, Ohio. There's no greater punishment that you can possibly inflict on him, jd.

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If you can read this, you are too smart to be in the Cesspool.

03-02-2001, 04:08 PM

Well Chuppie's been getting out and doing a bit of socializing I see.......

CHUPACABRA STRIKES AGAIN IN CHILE

Chupacabras struck again last week at two locked henhouses in Lebu Alto, a farm village on the outskirts of the city of Concepcion, which is 300 kilometers (180 miles) south of Santiago de Chile, the national capital.

According to the Chilean newspaper Diario El Sur, "The attacks occurred in two different locations, and in both, witnesses claim having seen a beast with similar characteristics. The attacks on the henhouses in the Lebu commune by an unknown being bolsters the existence of the mythic 'Chupacabras' in the area, more specifically in the province of Arauco."

"In the early morning hours yesterday (Saturday, May 13, 2000) in the Lebu Alto section, two families claimed to have been victims of strange events which caused the deaths of 24 hens."

"The event, confirmed by the Lebu Carabineros (Chile's national police--J.T.) took place at 4 a.m. on Saturday morning.when an unidentified resident heard a noise in her henhouse. Getting out of bed and going outside, she found that her dogs were calm--even fearful-- despite the fact that something was going on in the henhouse. As she approached the gate, she told police, she managed to see a rounded figure jump away from the chicken coop and go around the base of a nearby hill," the Cerro La Cruz. "Upon entering the henhouse, the witness confirmed that 17 of her 19 hens were dead with visible signs of tearing."

"Shortly afterward, the chicken coop of a neighboring farm was also attacked, and another resident gave a similar account. At 8 a.m., the Carabineros were notified of these events. Police elements reported to the scene and verified the animals' deaths. The carcasses were collected and sent to Concepcion for further analysis." In its May 15, 2000 edition, Cronica, the other newspaper of Concepcion, made the claim that three Chupacabras had been captured by the Chilean army near a local copper mine and turned over to the custody of agents of the USA's Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI).

Cronica reported, "Radio Padahuel and (TV) Channel 13 transmitted news reports indicating that a family of strange creatures--possible 'Chupacabras'--had been found by military personnel in the vicinity of the Radomiro Tomic (copper) mine within the Second Region."

"According to information provided by Radio Pudahuel, it was a female, a male and a cub--a story which has the ring of The X-Files around it--and were delivered to agents of the USA's FBI agency which arrived at Calama from Santiago (where the USA federal police have an office in their embassy) The creatures quietly would have been taken to the USA"

"No further mention of the event was made, but police sources told Cronica that the capture of the specimens was real and that everything had transpired as was originally told" on Radio Pudahuel. (See Diario El Sur for May 14, 2000 and Cronica for May 15, 2000. Muchas gracias a Scott Corrales, autor de los libros, Chupacabras and Other Mysteries y Forbidden Mexico y tambien Gloria Coluchi para esas historias.)

http://ufoinfo.com/roundup/v05/rnd05_21.shtml

Better Lock up your chickens ladies he's on the loose.....
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If frogs had uzi's, snakes woudn't mess with them so much. - Hiram

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Joe Shaw

03-02-2001, 04:28 PM

Oh, dear. You'll never achieve coveted cesspool squiredom by going around posting apologies, now, will you? Noooo, you won't.
Get back to the pool, My-Gal and abuse somebody. C'mon, you know you wanna... Everybody's doin' it... It feels goooood.... What's this then? It has the stench of Advertising about it! Why it's practically a recruitment offer. Lookee here Babra, we don't NEED to recruit people to join the CessPool, hell we don't even treat them nice when they show up uninvited and here you are PROMOTING IT! Well it won't do, those wannabes who show up to be slapped down are bad enough, but with this we'll be inundated with them. Hell we'll have to post a FAQ, send out membership cards, regulate the number of posts ... before you know it they'll take our keyboards away, see if they don't.

Joe

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I heartily admit you are a swine, Joe. But you are OUR swine. (Goanna)

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Mr. Clark

03-02-2001, 04:33 PM

Hey all, I noticed Babra's Recruitment Poster in the other thread and thought I'd stop on by and see what this place was all about.
Where do I sign up?

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"Fear is for the enemy... Fear and Bullets."
"They didn't want to come... but I told em, by jeepers, it was an order."

dalem

03-02-2001, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by Croda:

quote:
Originally posted by dalem:
...Send me a setup. Something that allows me to die quickly, instead of drawn out over a long time.

Pansy.

Aww, Cromag, you're just mad that you dropped all that smoke for no reason.

Besides, I lose track of all the toys with the 1500-pointers. They just end up devolving into 2 750- pointers anyway unless the map size is constrained.

I'm going to try a 'woot!'

Woot!

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I LOST A BLOOD HAMSTER BATTLE TO PETERNZ. MY SIG FILE IS NOW HIS AND I AM HIS SLAVE. PLEASE ABUSE ME AS YOU SEE FIT AND CALL ME A DOO-DOO HEAD. IT IS MY PLACE IN LIFE, I WILLINGLY ACCEPT IT.

Forever Babra

03-02-2001, 04:37 PM

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
Lookee here Babra, we don't NEED to recruit people to join the CessPool, hell we don't even treat them nice when they show up uninvited and here you are PROMOTING IT

Oh, stuff a sock in it. My-Gal Dorothy has promise. He twigged right away what to do when I proffered the "Bitche" scenario in front of him. I just have to hammer that innate Canadian politeness (and western slowness) out of him and he'll see the light. Now, granted, he's no Aqua Velva, but hey, everyone needs a squire...

Now kindly return to the games you were losing.

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Quo fas et gloria ducunt

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Roborat

03-02-2001, 04:55 PM

Originally posted by stevetherat:
Attention please, I feel the urge to pass some wind.
StR

What's that?? do I hear some faint squeaking?
Hey Kitty, I think one of your hamsters is loose again. I think Dalem was doing some felching again.

Oops, I was wrong, it's not one of yours, it sounds like some insignificant, diseased little back-alley rodent, trying to appear bigger and tougher than it really is, in a pathetic attempt to scare away some predator.
Well, stuffedfullofhimself, IF YOU HAD THE BRAINS, AND MORE THAN ONE HAND FREE TO DO A LITTLE SEARCH, you would be aware that I have been here since midway through the original incarnation of this thread. I fact, I think I was one of the first "newbies" to be grabbed as a squire, as a visit to Loraks site would have indicated. I am currently locked in a death struggle with Captain Foobar in a squire match, using some sadistic Knniiggiitts perverison of a setup, and where we are well on our way to setting the record for the longest PBEM in CM history.

So, just crawl back under whatever rotting dockyard sewer you crawled out of, you insignificant little gnat, or I will be forced to dig out the thesaurus and really give you a verbal thrashing.

And by the way, Tamiya generally makes the best and most detailed models available, much better than that Airfix and Matchbox trash that merry olde england keeps spewing out.

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"With cat-like tread, Upon our prey we steal;
In silence dread, Our cautious way we feel." -G&S

bauhaus

03-02-2001, 06:23 PM

Originally posted by jshandorf:
Bent over touching your toes I would suspect.

It's okay, Bauhaus, you can tell us. He touches you in your "special place", doesn't he?

Jeff

No you pig! It's exercise of the sitting, standing and kneeling variety. Aerobic religion as I like to call it. Now Mr. handpork, if you choose to continue, a challenge my result.

Joe Shaw

03-02-2001, 06:31 PM

Oh, stuff a sock in it.Don't have to, don't want to, can't make me ... opps, I got confused with the Kiddie CessPool. But my point is still highly valid, note that now {shudder} Mr. Clark has decided to drop in. Well I'M not going to do the work this time, somebody else will have to read him the riot act. My-Gal Dorothy has promise. He twigged right away what to do when I proffered the "Bitche" scenario in front of him. Oh YEAH, that showed about as much native wit as a clam. I just have to hammer that innate Canadian politeness (and western slowness) out of him and he'll see the light. Well, based on what we've seen so far you MAY be able to get him to see the light, provided you demonstrate the tricky usage of the light switch. Now, granted, he's no Aqua Velva, but hey, everyone needs a squire...And that's just the point, I waited, passing by the marginal and unacceptable candidates until a gem in the rough presented himself. You, obviously, are willing to settle for any old Tom, Dick or Croda.

Joe

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I heartily admit you are a swine, Joe. But you are OUR swine. (Goanna)

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Berlichtingen

03-02-2001, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by jd:
Nice ta see you have time ta post, but no time ta send files. Woohoo! Its summer in Hell again esp after your losing those 3 tank's in one well coordinated and prescient tactical maneuver, or was that manure? That's 2¥ for you, you spawnette familiar.
4 wuss points for you. The last file I have from you was recieved on the 26th... and I know you got the reply as you mentioned it in one of your posts. So, kindly send me the next file so I can finish kicking your ass

Berlichtingen

03-02-2001, 06:48 PM

Originally posted by Mr. Clark:
Where do I sign up?

Lookin' to sign up!? Why, I have a contract right here...

03-02-2001, 07:13 PM

Ya know it's sad, just sad at what the nether realms have fallen to. I mean, here's Berli trying to hold on to the tawdry remenants of a long faded past that he is actually seeking the souls of the pools inhabitants? I mean think on it, is this a Kmart blue light special or what? Would any self respecting demonic spawn of Hades really want Cradfaced's or Stumpthegerbilfacedboy's or (shudder) Ikandoofus's soul? Pathetic. The son of the Prince of Darkness has turned into a 42nd street wino, pan-handling the passerbys. "Hey buddy, ya want a soul? Used only once by some guy who fancied himself a Celtic bard? check it out."

Oh BTW Spawnette of Dusk, I sent it on Tues. or Weds, last...learn how to use "Get message" willya! So I guess I'll just have to send it again and this time try to stop impaling the ice cream cone on your forehead.

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If frogs had uzi's, snakes woudn't mess with them so much. - Hiram

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jshandorf

03-02-2001, 07:22 PM

Originally posted by bauhaus:
No you pig! It's exercise of the sitting, standing and kneeling variety. Aerobic religion as I like to call it. Now Mr. handpork, if you choose to continue, a challenge my result.

Oh, okay. That clears things up. Silly me.. I thought it was exercise of the "kneel and bob" variety.

Jeff

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When nuclear weapons are frozen then only freezers will have nuclear weapons.

Seanachai

03-02-2001, 07:31 PM

Originally posted by Mr. Clark:
Hey all, I noticed Babra's Recruitment Poster in the other thread and thought I'd stop on by and see what this place was all about.
Where do I sign up?

This chap's been around the Board a while, lads, he knew what he was getting into when he came in here playing at the naif. I say let him have it, and spare not the slander.

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Tremble, tyrants and you perfidious opprobrium of all the parties,
Tremblez! your parricidal projects finally will receive their prices!
But these sanguinary despots, But these accomplices of Berli,
All these tigers which, without pity, Bauhaus the centre of their mother!
We will enter the career When our elder is not there any more,
We will find there their dust And the trace of their virtues

jshandorf

03-02-2001, 07:37 PM

Originally posted by Seanachai:
This chap's been around the Board a while, lads, he knew what he was getting into when he came in here playing at the naif. I say let him have it, and spare not the slander.

Sorry, Senile. I was ignoring somebody. Did you saying something?

Jeff

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When nuclear weapons are frozen then only freezers will have nuclear weapons.

Berlichtingen

03-02-2001, 08:00 PM

Originally posted by jd:
Oh BTW Spawnette of Dusk, I sent it on Tues. or Weds, last...learn how to use "Get message" willya! So I guess I'll just have to send it again and this time try to stop impaling the ice cream cone on your forehead.
I don't have any problem getting everyone elses e-mails. Perhaps my e-mail client has taste... no... that can't be it... it excepts files from Bauhaus

dalem

03-02-2001, 08:00 PM

Originally posted by Roborat:

What's that?? do I hear some faint squeaking?
Hey Kitty, I think one of your hamsters is loose again. I think Dalem was doing some felching again.

Clearly you have no idea what you are talking about. Utilize your internet connection for what it was truly intended for and look it up.

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I LOST A BLOOD HAMSTER BATTLE TO PETERNZ. MY SIG FILE IS NOW HIS AND I AM HIS SLAVE. PLEASE ABUSE ME AS YOU SEE FIT AND CALL ME A DOO-DOO HEAD. IT IS MY PLACE IN LIFE, I WILLINGLY ACCEPT IT.

Lorak

03-02-2001, 09:26 PM

Tome update:

Crisl-win
Lawdog-loss

Game updates:

Moriarty... his men decided to crowd a house in the deep night fog... my FT decided he wanted Bar-B-Que for dinner.

Germanboy... Game is about over, Littered Allied AFV's, and my german AT guns are all over the place. Will he exit enough units to rescue the para's? Only time will tell.

Iskander... Pool table map, little cover, he is pouring smoke everywhere. He must be on of Berli's love children.

GiTom... Shooting has just started to heat up in this one. Too close to give odds, but I'm sure I can still manage a loss.

Hakko...His men seemed to have stopped moving and have sat down for a cuppa.

A couple of other games going, but none worth the pools notice or time.

Lorak the loathed

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Combatmissionclub (http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/combatmissionclub)
and for Kitty's sake
=^..^= (http://www.fluffkitty.com)

David Aitken

03-02-2001, 09:40 PM

http://www.reckoning.demon.co.uk/cm/aw/sketch_face.gif

Once upon a time, in a galaxy (http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/Forum1/HTML/009129.html) far, far away, Andreas wrote:
Your illustrations, do you draw some of your inspiration from Manga?

I replied:
To be honest, I despise Manga. =)

Maybe I lied. Or maybe I have not a clue what I'm talking about.

A few weeks ago I downloaded the 75Mb Oni demo on a 56K modem. A few days ago I bought Alpha Centauri. Today I deleted them both. Combat Mission resumes its rightful position as the only game worth the attention of a single one of my neurons.

I also bought a new drawing pen. It has a 0.8mm rounded fibre tip. This is a Good Thing.

Actually, drawing is nothing about ability, it's about how expensive your pens are.

Now I shall return to wondering why Errol Flynn was pretending to be English in the cinematic version of the inspiration for the current incarnation of The Only Bloody Thread That Matters.

Best wishes from the land of rail disasters and farm crises.

Ooo, and that reminds me:

http://www.reckoning.demon.co.uk/cm/aw/rowson20010228.gif

It says:
MODERN FARMING GOOD PRACTICE
1. Make money
2. er...
3. Destroy our own industry

PS. MARTIN ROWSON IS A JAMMY GIT

Thankyou.

Joe Shaw

03-02-2001, 10:01 PM

And GOD spake thusly:Guys, lets try and keep this to the one thread if we could ... well okay, maybe not GOD, but KwazyDog is a reasonable facsimile in CM board terms anyway. But I was particularly pleased to see that even the minor attempt to form a rival 'pool has been put down with firmness (Geeze Bauhaus ... put that away). There is now and forever only The One The True CessPool and only those with steel in their spine need apply ... no Bauhaus, the plate in your head doesn't qualify but you're here already and there's not much we can do about it.

Joe

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I heartily admit you are a swine, Joe. But you are OUR swine. (Goanna)

Brian Rock

03-02-2001, 10:14 PM

Quick message from Mace, who can't post here today.

He rang me and said he's having a problem with his Ethernet card, but I suspect that's not the real reason. Maybe it's because I'm the suspicious type. Maybe it's because in the background I heard champagne glasses, cheezy porn jazz music, and sheep. Whatever.

Anyhow he says he won't be able to post any email turns for a couple of days.

Now I'm going back to talk to the big kids.

Kitty

03-03-2001, 12:09 AM

The future has taken root in the present. It is done. The mod of the apocalypse!! Get it at http://www.fluffkitty.com/

Kitty

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Hamsters at War! (http://www.fluffkitty.com)
Chicks With Tanks (http://www.nahverteidigungswaffe.de)
Lorak's FTX (http://www.geocities.com/lrmcgarvey/combat.html)
"I'd rather the Bees (http://www.fluffkitty.com/beard.jpg) than your Mask of Shame." (http://www.fluffkitty.com/mask.jpg) - Stuka
The True Blue Aussie Slang Source (http://people.enternet.com.au/~goeldner/)
The Unofficial Vic Bitter Website (http://www.users.bigpond.com/reevev/vb/about.html)
Jesus Dress Up! (http://www.jesusdressup.com/)
The McNoldy Group (http://http.mcnoldy.com)

dalem

03-03-2001, 12:13 AM

Originally posted by Kitty:
The future has taken root in the present. It is done. The mod of the apocalypse!! Get it at http://www.fluffkitty.com/

Kitty

I don't know whether to be relieved or saddened....

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I LOST A BLOOD HAMSTER BATTLE TO PETERNZ. MY SIG FILE IS NOW HIS AND I AM HIS SLAVE. PLEASE ABUSE ME AS YOU SEE FIT AND CALL ME A DOO-DOO HEAD. IT IS MY PLACE IN LIFE, I WILLINGLY ACCEPT IT.

Kitty

03-03-2001, 12:33 AM

I sent Kitty a new pic but it seems that she has tired of this tangent for her creative effort and there were likely few spots to fill other than the French anyway.
[/B]

Nope. It's done. You are the Volksturm guy. I was originally going to make you the Fallschirmjaeger officer but I couldn't fit you in the picture right so I swapped you and jd. ;)

Kitty

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Hamsters at War! (http://www.fluffkitty.com)
Chicks With Tanks (http://www.nahverteidigungswaffe.de)
Lorak's FTX (http://www.geocities.com/lrmcgarvey/combat.html)
"I'd rather the Bees (http://www.fluffkitty.com/beard.jpg) than your Mask of Shame." (http://www.fluffkitty.com/mask.jpg) - Stuka
The True Blue Aussie Slang Source (http://people.enternet.com.au/~goeldner/)
The Unofficial Vic Bitter Website (http://www.users.bigpond.com/reevev/vb/about.html)
Jesus Dress Up! (http://www.jesusdressup.com/)
The McNoldy Group (http://http.mcnoldy.com)

Lorak

03-03-2001, 12:56 AM

Originally posted by Kitty:
The future has taken root in the present. It is done. The mod of the apocalypse!! Get it at http://www.fluffkitty.com/

Kitty

Lorak gives a "Job well done !" to Kitty.

Oh and how I revel in the joy at observing the hell that Kitty has unleashed on the unwashed and unprepared masses.

Lorak

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"Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats
Cesspool (http://www.geocities.com/lrmcgarvey/cesspool.html)
Combatmissionclub (http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/combatmissionclub)
and for Kitty's sake
=^..^= (http://www.fluffkitty.com)

Hamstersss

03-03-2001, 01:15 AM

Christ on crack, you people post like Fat Albert after a box of Lucky Charms (Matt loves his purple horseshoes). I was off skiing, so I missed this gem (Excerpted from Jefe Ebonics 101):

You see Croda use to be my whippin' boy but then it just got to be no fun beatin' him like some chained mutt at my side.

Well, I'm out of statements of exclamation, Jefe, so you'll just have to settle for an old one. Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiitttttttt honkey! What kinda jive talk is that? Jd and Seanachai are chatting up a storm, barely covering their unrelenting fear of my forces on the field of battle. Woe, woe is my opponent.

Ok, I'm reading page 7(!), so I'll get back to you scurvy dogs when I'm done.

Hamstersss

03-03-2001, 01:35 AM

Five pages and nothing, NOTHING!

Well, except for Aitken, I thought he was killed by the SPAZI. And what the hell is a dalem, anyway?

03-03-2001, 03:04 AM

Time to bestow the famed Putrid L'Rose with Floating clusters upon Ms Kitty for her mods (although looking at Coleslaw and the Elf will make me prefer the Germans methinks!)

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If frogs had uzi's, snakes woudn't mess with them so much. - Hiram

MrPeng

03-03-2001, 03:09 AM

Originally posted by Elijah Meeks:
Five pages and nothing, NOTHING!

Well, except for Aitken, I thought he was killed by the SPAZI. And what the hell is a dalem, anyway?

Meeks, you smarmy vermin. This isn't an actual definition of dalem, but you may find it of some value in your search for info on the dalem thing...

Begin Flashback -

:
Originally posted by dalem:

p.p.s. Oh, and Mr. Peng, this is for you:

Very clever. No one has ever posted a smiley
in a lame attempt to raise my ire before. You must be one of those extra clever dalems I have heard tell about. "They" say that the new genetically modified
dalems are mostly harmless and will not affect the more cautiously developed
naturally artificially selected dalem crops or the bees that pollinate them. Yup.
"They" say the new clever dalems are more resistant to disease, yeild more and
more clever taunts, and wont harm existing symbiotic relationships with fungi
and fauna.

It must be true, because "they" say it is, and you have just proven that you are
much more clever than the average garden variety dalem with that smiley toss.

:

"Here! Catch Peng! Its a smiley! Ha ha ha gotcha with that one ol' Pengy, old fellah. Ho, ho that's one for me."

Yeah, ya really got me with that one dalem, old sod. I'm just havin a regular old
freakout over here:
"Gah! Seanachai! Didja see that? dalem did the ol' smiley chuck at me! I'm
wiggin over here. What the hell do I do now?"

And then Seanachai takes 2 and a 1/4 hours explaining in blank verse that this is
an old dalem trick and it goes way back to the ancient dalem days when men
were men and dalems were not genetically modified to be more clever than the
average coelenterate {or picnic basket (or park ranger)for that matter} and that
if he recalls correctly there is a song or two about the pre-gm dalem days and
the women that harvested them {big buxom meeks-loving women with flaxen
hair and significant body odor (or was it the dalems that have/had the body odor?)}.

Well that is neither here nor there, because as you can see I have absolutely no
intention of rising to your little smiley bait mrloweercasegeneticallymodifieddalem.

Please take note of my sig, in honor of a group of rodents whose tails you are
not worthy to polish with your tongue.

Peng

edited to fail to mention PawBroon again

{(old sig)} - "I hope a bucket of nails falls on your head" Hamsters/Meeks

- End Flashback

Sorry for the re-hash boys but Meeks wanted to know...

Peng

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That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable

Hamsters

03-03-2001, 03:45 AM

Bah, what's for dalems or Mongols or habitses anyway. We say phooie and titwit and natter-bob on all of them. Once upon a time there was a tree and in this tree there was a large, some would say enormous, grouping of rodentia. Not insectivora, mind you, but gorgeous fury power in an easy to care for package. That's right gentlemen, that tree is back, and frankly, it's a tree, so it can't feel anything, but those unkempt hamstertruppen that make that tree their residence are pissed, PISSED, and they're ready to make something of it.

When we're through with Peng, you can keep his remaining retina as a pimento of his emasculated fortitude. Like Spock with a tricorder, we's gonna whup all over his shrivelled, chigger-rotted buttocks. Pathos greater than that felt by yon orphaned child looking for the first time upon his mother and then seeing her hit by a Santa's sleigh being ridden by none other than the animated corpse of Herr Manfred von Richtofen shall be heaped upon any who even so much as think of the thing that once was Peng.

Fear, fire, foes! The fox is back in the henhouse, the womenfolk are all ready ravaged and yes, the fix is in. You die, Peng, and when you do, the where and how will be up to us. Be thankful that at least you have the luxury of naming when.

Mr. Clark

03-03-2001, 12:08 PM

Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
Lookin' to sign up!? Why, I have a contract right here...

Sure, sure... just let me find a pen...
What's this about swampland?
Oh well, there ya go.

Okay, now do we serve cookies or something?

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"Fear is for the enemy... Fear and Bullets."
"They didn't want to come... but I told em, by jeepers, it was an order."

Mark IV

03-03-2001, 01:49 PM

Poor Mr. Clark. Such a nice fellow on the Outer Board, dissembling, conciliatory, apologetic... now utterly confused and lost in the Bad Part of Town. Patting the sleeping Beast on the nose and cooing "nice doggie".

I give ya a day or two. There was another nice guy here, once... we played soccer with his mother's head. menschy picked out the eyes and then we had to bowl, instead. I hate bowling.

Speaking of Hate... elvis has a Tactic! He has parked a Panzer battalion in a neat line so he can admire his little parade. I think he has lines painted and the vehicle number of each one stencilled in it's place on the asphalt. And that is where they're going to die.

In other news... Peng has returned a turn!

Moriarty's death rattle seems to have shaken the track off one of my Shermies. He has a Gun. I'm a-gonna kill it. And everybody around it and their families, too.

Kitty, thanks for the mod, quite the most dashing of the lot, though that's like being the cutest pig in the pen. Not sure what the royalties are per download, but as soon as my lawyers are done with the Metallica case they'll be contacting you.

I was killing some others but I'm too busy to remember you. Try sending a turn, it jogs the memory.

dalem

03-03-2001, 02:39 PM

Originally posted by MrPeng:

yammer yammer yammer

Peng spent a lot of time on the original post about dalems, added some pithy new comments about dalems, and all for the benefit of little Meeksy. I think we can all read betweeen the lines though, and when you do that, amongst all the bile and thesaurus-flipping, Peng's clear message comes through. He really seems to be saying "Help! My diaper is full!"

Well, PengPong, Peng-a-licious, Mister Penga-Linga-Ding-Dong, I would suggest getting Meeks to change and powder you (as per normal), then prepare for a setup from a dalem.

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I LOST A BLOOD HAMSTER BATTLE TO PETERNZ. MY SIG FILE IS NOW HIS AND I AM HIS SLAVE. PLEASE ABUSE ME AS YOU SEE FIT AND CALL ME A DOO-DOO HEAD. IT IS MY PLACE IN LIFE, I WILLINGLY ACCEPT IT.

Seanachai

03-03-2001, 06:54 PM

Originally posted by Mr. Clark:
Sure, sure... just let me find a pen...
What's this about swampland?
Oh well, there ya go.

Okay, now do we serve cookies or something?

You perfect git. It's not swampland Berli's selling, it's eternal damnation. Although the rates are good. You give him your immortal soul, and you receive eternal damnation. Oh, I know you're supposed to get wealth, power, and women (although in your case, I'm sure a nice lie down in a quiet place would answer) as part of the deal, but generally you're screwed out of those. Still, I think that Berli returning eternal damnation for your soul still means you're getting the better end of the deal. I mean, what's he going to do with that pale, shivering, weak-as-water bit of spiritual detritus? Probably just toss it behind a wardrobe in Hell and leave it there with the dust bunnies. Not something you'd mount on the mantelpiece and point out to visitors with pride, that's for certain. Now, muster your little bit of manhood, whatever might be left after your lie down, and try taunting someone, or sod off. You're taking up valuable space that we could be using to store old tires, or Lawyer could be using to store bile, or somefink.

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Tremble, tyrants and you perfidious opprobrium of all the parties,
Tremblez! your parricidal projects finally will receive their prices!
But these sanguinary despots, But these accomplices of Berli,
All these tigers which, without pity, Bauhaus the centre of their mother!
We will enter the career When our elder is not there any more,
We will find there their dust And the trace of their virtues

Germanboy

03-03-2001, 07:22 PM

I hope David won't mind, if he does I shall remove it...

Prove of what really happened on our trip to the South Coast. The only hope this country had for decent public transport, clean streets and acceptable food scuppered (pun intended) by a sheepshagging Kiwi and a breathless spoof on GI Joe. Can't run with an HMG, can't be a true American then. Just ask CavScout...

http://www.geocities.com/a_biermann/bovington/Pete_Jon_Andreas.jpg

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Andreas
Der Kessel (http://www.derkessel.com)

Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

Elvis

03-03-2001, 07:39 PM

Thank you Kitty. I have downloaded almost no mods at all and none for a very long time.
Why is there no mod for Hiram?

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"When they finally put you in the ground..I'll stand on your grave and tramp the dirt down" Elvis Costello

Mark IV

03-03-2001, 07:47 PM

If the world revolved around art and music instead of language and the written word think about how many of us would be totally disabled.

Some things must be pursued in the appropriate venue, that is, here.

Yep, this really made me stop and think.

What do we have, here? Gandhi? Kant? Khalil Ghibran? The Rainbow People's Manifesto? Why no, it's a noted philosopher and patron saint of feelin' alright, making an impassioned plea for alternative literacy.

"You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of grammar!", he as much as crows, as though to expunge the awful metaphor to which his wagon is now euphemistically hitched, though his cart is before his horse, be it of another color, or not. Well, now let's see whose ox is gored, as I must take this one by the horns.

A world revolving around either art or word would still be a cold and dreary place, would it not? I am perfectly satisfied with the heliocentric thing, and language as a medium for the exchange of ideas, and grammar and spelling as the metaphorical dollars and cents of the international idea economy, and art as laughable scraps of colored fabric framed on the walls of Marriotts' where I check in.

Yeah, you guessed it. I am otherly-abled when it comes to art, being hung up on Vermeer, Tintoretto, and Velasquez.

Treepuff/155 wasn't here when his newly adopted pet/1 was urging the closing of our fair 'pool, so I urge calm and forgiveness upon my foul, dank, and slimy brethren.

No, really, I do.

But isn't encouraging the illiterate to post like shooing one-legged chickens across a busy highway? Are you doing right by the little tyke? Wouldn't a brick upside the head reinforce attention to detail, or at least the common courtesy of using the little "Spell Check" button, so much like the linguistic equivalent of a turn signal, in that its use represents a courtesy to other drivers?

Thoughtfully Yours,
Mark/IV
out of my little box

David Aitken

03-03-2001, 07:57 PM

Germanboy wrote:
I hope David won't mind, if he does I shall remove it...

You are right to be cautious, I have a global copyright on broken image links. See you in court, punk!!

Germanboy

03-03-2001, 08:00 PM

Originally posted by David Aitken:
You are right to be cautious, I have a global copyright on broken image links. See you in court, punk!!

To paraphrase the Canuck who showed up here once:

A bit late, and a pound short...

Bloody Geocities, what is that? Run by the Maneuverist School of the US Army?

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Andreas
Der Kessel (http://www.derkessel.com)

Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

Treeburst155

03-03-2001, 09:50 PM

Ah, Mark IV.... you have indeed eskaped from your litle box.
Are you trying to gode me into a serius respons? I dont think The Thread is the apropriute plase. It would be like trying to convirs on a rooler coster ride.

I was unawhere Rob/1 declard war aginst The Thread awhile bak. For that he shuold be strung up bye his tows and beeten to within an inch of his life. Atempting to stifle The Thread is akin to book berning IMO. However, after the beeting he shud be alowed to post to the other threads in piece. His giberish is know werse than 50% of the rest of the crap out thier.

Now I am off to bild a stronger box in wich to house you. It will be a cold and dreery box, just like yur world. Injoy yor fredom wile you can. Perhaps you can put it to good use by volunterring to teech a adult literasy clas. Hehe...

Your Master, Treeburst155

David Aitken

03-03-2001, 10:03 PM

Germanboy wrote:
Bloody Geocities, what is that?

Oh get it right or I'll stop paying you.

Peter Tyson presents...

A David Aitken film...

Based on the award-winning book "Why Them Limeys Were Dead Meat If Patton Hadn't Wasted Hitler" by Stephen Ambrose...

Nominated for several BAFTAs (ie. we lost)

Starring Jon Koltz... Andreas Biermann... Peter Tyson... Robert Shaw as a murderous rapist Nazi German E-Boat captain... and Mufty the Sheep as herself...

ANALYSTS' DAY OUT IN HASTINGS

http://www.reckoning.demon.co.uk/cm/aw/peter_jon_andreas.jpg

Berlichtingen

03-03-2001, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by Mr. Clark:
Sure, sure... just let me find a pen...
Now, just a bit of your blood (standard on these contracts) and we'll be all finished

Mark IV

03-03-2001, 10:33 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Treeburst155:
Are you trying to gode me into a serius respons? I dont think The Thread is the apropriute plase.

When I say "Some things must be pursued in the appropriate venue" and post them here, I expect cesspersons to know exactly what I mean. If I meant something else, I would have posted there. There is nothing that sickens me more than a "serius respons" here.

His giberish is know werse than 50% of the rest of the crap out thier.

If he tried a little harder, he cud be worser. Otherwise, your only inkling of the truth.

Now I am off to bild a stronger box in wich to house you. It will be a cold and dreery box, just like yur world.

Your boxes have failed. My world is light and joyful. Choirs of angels sing when I awake, and golden rays of sunlight shine out my butt at all times. Shield the brain stem where your face should be from my light, wormboy.

Kitty

03-03-2001, 11:27 PM

Originally posted by Elvis:
Thank you Kitty. I have downloaded almost no mods at all and none for a very long time.
Why is there no mod for Hiram?

There's no Hiram because it turned out, I had more pictures of Cesses than I did of .bmp files to modify in the game. So I said, "$%#@! How do I decide who to leave out?" I decided that I'd leave out Hiram because it looked to me like he had left the pool. Then when I was almost done I saw him posting again but he didn't seem very interested in the mod either way so I left him off.

Even after deciding to leave out the fake pics on Lorak's site (Hamster X, Oberst, etc.)I was still three pictures over the limit. So unfortunately I had to leave out a few people, but I tried to rationalize my choices as far as my decayed mind was capable. So that's why there's no Hiram, no Foobar, and no Iskander.

Now that I think about it what I coulddo is make a patch that enables whoever wants to (for whatever reason) to replace the original faces w/the three lost boys. Ok, I'll do it! =D

Kitty

Ps - Yesterday in a game I'm playing vs Warphead I was using the mod and I captured two Loraks. I thought it was kinda funny. =)

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Hamsters at War! (http://www.fluffkitty.com)
Chicks With Tanks (http://www.nahverteidigungswaffe.de)
Lorak's FTX (http://www.geocities.com/lrmcgarvey/combat.html)
"I'd rather the Bees (http://www.fluffkitty.com/beard.jpg) than your Mask of Shame." (http://www.fluffkitty.com/mask.jpg) - Stuka
The True Blue Aussie Slang Source (http://people.enternet.com.au/~goeldner/)
The Unofficial Vic Bitter Website (http://www.users.bigpond.com/reevev/vb/about.html)
Jesus Dress Up! (http://www.jesusdressup.com/)
The McNoldy Group (http://http.mcnoldy.com)

OGSF

03-03-2001, 11:40 PM

BAH! FEH! Mah harrrd dreeve ha' gwin tae tha bag craphoose an tha' skee.

Speedy, Stuka, Mace, Seanachai, Elvis, Nijis an' anywun ailse Ah fergat, resend ye last turrrn, cos at's all gwin tae nought.

Bastarrrds.

SirMacOberGruppenBloodyStompinSicFeuhrerBastardABC D

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You posture more than Marcia Brady with books on her head and you chatter like a dolphin near the fish bucket. - Dalem

David Aitken

03-04-2001, 12:48 AM

Kitty wrote:
Even after deciding to leave out the fake pics on Lorak's site (Hamster X, Oberst, etc.)

Fake? FAKE?? Hah, okay, I'll take it as a compliment to my Photoshopping mAd sKiLLz that no-one believes my contribution is actually me. Don't make me pull a Rommel22 (ie. post a real picture and endorse it with "ha ha, I m younger and much more beautiful than all of u!!") =P

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Maybe its time BTS published a CM:Lite to go along with Quake 3? – JunoReactor

Mr. Clark

03-04-2001, 12:54 AM

Originally posted by Mark IV:
Poor Mr. Clark. Such a nice fellow on the Outer Board, dissembling, conciliatory, apologetic... now utterly confused and lost in the Bad Part of Town. .

Should I lock my doors and drive really quickly through the red lights?

Hamsters

03-04-2001, 01:26 AM

Originally posted by Kitty:
Blither blather, gibber, jabber, sniffle, snapple, hootspit.

Hey, where's our picture? What, you say you can't find a picture of a treeful of rats? Get ol' Aitken to draw one, he seems to be proficient with the proverbial ugly pen of doom and has massive amounts of time on his worthless hands.

Hey, OGSF, you insignificant pool of prepubescent puppy piss, send me a setup so that I may properly tie your udders in a not.

Treeburst155

03-04-2001, 02:21 AM

Marked IV Death,

You continue to sin against me. I gave you only one Commandment; that being, "Thou shalt stay in your box". Surely even the gelatinous matter that passes for your brain can comprehend that. Do not persist upon this impudent path my little one, for it is the path to torment and anguish. I shall be forced to chain you to Rob/1, and make you teach him to spell his name correctly. I will demand from you a CM setup with Rob/1 to choose your forces. Should you actually threaten to win I will have Rob/1 move into your housing project and take your turns for you. Once so ensconced he will be your guardian, your "angel of light", and your mommy; exercising full control over your food stamps and welfare check. You will no longer get away with ripping out the copper pipes of the tenement for your next bottle of Thunderbird. The heady days of sniffing glue will be forever in your past.

Tread upon the path of obedience, that I may continue to bless you with a world of light and warmth (and cheap wine and glue) until the city hauls your rotting corpse to the local landfill. You have been warned.

Treeburst155
CM Grandmaster

Berlichtingen

03-04-2001, 03:06 AM

Goanna!
1¥ for you and 200¥ for your ISP. My secound e-mail to you bounced. I'll resend to your Bigpond account

Goanna

03-04-2001, 06:02 AM

Thanks Berli. As you can tell the much vaunted "upgrade" by Oman's only ISP which was to be completed on Saturday either:

• wasn't completed
• is crappier than what was available before
• excludes evil bastards from itself
• a combination of the above

Elvis and a few others seem to be able to get turns through and ColeSlaw has had luck sending them through my bigpond account.

On no account will I be given wuss points for the crappy service of this ISP or the failure of Osama bin Laden to show himself outside Afghanistan.

mensch

03-04-2001, 08:10 AM

ROTFL.. david.. you git.. you have chuppy running with a machinegun... and germanlad running beside him, without complaining MG units cant run.... hmmm a dilema... well I'm off to shave now and lets all hope my throat gets slit doing it.

my my.. to bad I don't have all my comic books here otherwise I would make a comicbook face mod for CM.. SGT. ROCK kicks ass... and is the only thing worth reading in da whoooolllee world.. go kiss my hamster if you don't think so.

Mace

03-04-2001, 08:41 AM

Originally posted by David Aitken:
ANALYSTS' DAY OUT IN HASTINGS

I'm back!!!

Whatever the hiccup was with my enternet connection, it's sorted itself up with little intervention (OK maybe, 'situp all night until 5am in the morning' intervention continually playing with hardware and TCP settings)!

Now to process these fecking turns!

btw, are those guys really analysts? Sh*t, time for Mace to seek a new career because do I really wan't to be associated with the likes of them? (but hmmmmm, they do make me look good in comparison)

Anyhow, good to be back (nah, not really! I'm just saying that because I hate to see you lot cry...well, maybe just a little bit....nah, bawl your eyes out ya mongrels).

Mace

PS Mr Rock, thanks for posting the message for me, I'll pay you back in due course (as quote: 'revenge is a dish best served cold')!

von shrad

03-04-2001, 01:20 PM

A bit of an update lads,

Mark 3.5 and I have just begun a battle on what looks like Hell on Acid. Burning buildings, bunched up VL's, Town setting with no easy avenues of advance. Germanboy , more like Satanboy!

Seanachoo-choo , come out of hiding you git. He is letting me march half way up the map for no other reason than to entice me to my death, like a pedophile luring a naive child with the promises of candy and lost puppies. It is time to put you to rest.

Lorak on this glorious day there was recorded von shrads first Cess win.You know I almost feel guilty beating the poor sad that bad. Oh well, it was only Croda.

BTW....where is that worthless git off to these days. I have not seen him post in a while. Probably for the best anyway.

von shrad win (88)
Croda loss (-17)

David Aitken

03-04-2001, 02:45 PM

mensch wrote:
my my.. to bad I don't have all my comic books here otherwise I would make a comicbook face mod for CM..

mensch, you are a genius. I would kiss you if only you would put your rickets away. The only pointless thing which survived my Life Purges of a few years ago was my collection of Commando comics. Finally I have a purpose for them!

Mace wrote:
btw, are those guys really analysts?

I don't know about the one in the middle, but I'm sure the effects of hanging out with two of them will probably lead him astray into the same profession.

Kitty

03-04-2001, 04:26 PM

Originally posted by Hamsters:
Hey, where's our picture?

Maybe if you took out some of the food you've been hiding in your cheeks you'd be able to see that Hamsters has his own mod already.

Kitty

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jshandorf

03-04-2001, 05:55 PM

Originally posted by Elijah Meeks:
Jd and Seanachai are chatting up a storm, barely covering their unrelenting fear of my forces on the field of battle. Woe, woe is my opponent.

Perhaps then you would like a proper thrashing from me? Being the masochist, that you are, I cannot see how you could deny. I am at work right now but I will be home later. Perhaps a TCP/IP game? Hmmm?

Fear me cabana boy, for you will fetch me towels like no other.

E-mail to follow shortly.

Jeff

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When nuclear weapons are frozen then only freezers will have nuclear weapons.

jshandorf

03-04-2001, 06:00 PM

Meeks, you worthless wanker!

As of this moment your e-mail box is stuff fuller than your shorts, and with cantonesse porn no doubt. I suggest you remedy the situation immediately!

Jeff

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When nuclear weapons are frozen then only freezers will have nuclear weapons.

Mace

03-04-2001, 08:54 PM

Originally posted by jshandorf:
and with cantonesse porn no doubt. I suggest you remedy the situation immediately!

Send the Porn to Jeff!

Isn't that what you're saying Jeff?

Mace

Forever Babra

03-04-2001, 10:17 PM

Updates

Lawyer continues to believe in ultimate victory despite having his flank crushed. I suspect he and whatever squeeze he rented for the evening are huddled in his bunker moving units which surrendered hours ago and pretending God is on his side. No doubt the squeeze is mixing up some hemlock tea to celebrate the "victory".

Herr Oberst has stumbled on a sidewalk crack and seemingly fallen off the planet. Maybe he'll send a file back after switching to daylight savings time.

Michael Dorosh thinks the best use of M7 Priests is to park them in a shady wooded lane without infantry support. Squiredom is too good for his ilk and I fling him back among the washed where I found him, with the advice to "get a sense of humour, bub."

Iskander

03-04-2001, 11:02 PM

Originally posted by Kitty:
...So that's why there's no Hiram, no Foobar, and no Iskander.

Now that I think about it what I coulddo is make a patch that enables whoever wants to (for whatever reason) to replace the original faces w/the three lost boys. Ok, I'll do it! =D

Kitty

Not to be rude but... whoa! Whom am I kidding, this is the Cesspool! Restart:

Stupid, stupid, stupid idea! OK, there's only X number of slots for Y number of faces; sure I may be low-Squire on the sex-toy Totem Pole of Cess (by only 24-36 hours, but wha' hae); BUT! making things that easy for us once and future losers is not the One True Path To Peng!

Thus, I propose:

Any non-Keenigget may challenge any other non-knute for rights to the limited number of slots on the Official Kitty Cesspool FaceMods. Thus, for example, after I finish running Spank the Splat's roadblocks and assault boats off the map, his puffy, Yorkshire pudding-puffed mug would be replaced by my noble, patrician one.

Now, this may create a problem for you, Kitty, in the way of constantly revising and re-revising your Mod, but then that would be your problem, not mine, and therefore of no concern.

I am sure that this idea is just stupid enought to not work and would really appreciate the whole 'Pool getting in a big line and ki............placed in headlock by large bald person and escorted back to chair

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