CMAK smack down on MasterGoodale, his assorted pestilences and a waffle for Becket

[Abbott]

Friends, Romans, MasterGoodale and other assorted Rats.

To avoid checking and posting in two different forums I would suggest continuing our thread here.

The first snow of the season speckled the nearby mountains yesterday and my yard was covered with frost this morning. With a few chores to get done to winterize my place I have been a bit busy, which will continue for another few days.

MasterGoodale and Smop your 2,000 point (app.) battle is complete other then brief briefings. I believe I will be able to have it ready later today or no later then tomorrow. Set in the southern region 1942 and featured as an Axis attack.

MasterGoodale a “T save” will be on its way to you soon. I am assuming you are playing the Russians? Please post here if you are playing the Axis side.

(edited to keep Becket from filing suit)

[ October 11, 2003, 03:45 PM: Message edited by: Abbott ]

[Becket]

Worst. Thread Title. Ever.

:mad: :mad: :mad:

Abbott, you of all people should at least get the proper words in the title. How can we be Cheery Wafflers if there's no Cheery Waffles?

Kudos though for cutting short all the negotiations in the other thread. :D

[Keke]

GRRAARR RRAAGG GARA RRAAA AARRR!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Keke:
GRRAARR RRAAGG GARA RRAAA AARRR!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Ditto.

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Keke:
GRRAARR RRAAGG GARA RRAAA AARRR!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: I sure can't improve on what Brother Keke has said.

<big>"So shall it be written; so shall it be done."</big> (My favorite Yul Bryner as Ramses quotation)

[Stalin's Organ]

Originally posted by Abbott:
Friends, Romans, MasterGoodale and other assorted Rats.

To avoid checking and posting in two different forums I would suggest continuing our thread here.
Pillock!

To avoid checking and posting in 2 forums you should have not bothered opening this one!!

What's this thread got ot do with CMAK??

In case you hadn't noticed we're all playing cmbb!!

Leave pollution of this thread by your pustulent self until you're at least talking about hte game!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Abbott]

Originally posted by Stalin's Organ:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott:
Friends, Romans, MasterGoodale and other assorted Rats.

To avoid checking and posting in two different forums I would suggest continuing our thread here.
Pillock!

To avoid checking and posting in 2 forums you should have not bothered opening this one!!

What's this thread got ot do with CMAK??

In case you hadn't noticed we're all playing cmbb!!

Leave pollution of this thread by your pustulent self until you're at least talking about hte game!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: </font>[/QUOTE]Thus speaks an assorted rat.

[Becket]

Originally posted by Abbott:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stalin's Organ:
Leave pollution of this thread by your pustulent self until you're at least talking about hte game!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Thus speaks an assorted rat. [/QB]</font>[/QUOTE]You're doing a disservice to the rats. :D

[ October 11, 2003, 08:10 PM: Message edited by: Becket ]

[_Axe_]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000008JT4.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg

Worst....band....ever.

http://www.therattpack.com/images/back-1983.jpg

[Keke]

http://smackdown.wwe.com/superstars/lesnar/images/07.jpg

:mad:

[Dave H]

Well, the bottom fell out of this thread really fast. Pro wrestling rears its ugly head already? What next, pictures of a bridge tournament or ballroom dancing? :( :( :mad: :mad:

[Wallybob]

At least this thread should lack Goodale. The desert environment is not conducive to the growth of mold.

Hmmmm.

[Keke]

Originally posted by Dave H:
Well, the bottom fell out of this thread really fast. Pro wrestling rears its ugly head already? What next, pictures of a bridge tournament or ballroom dancing? :( :( :mad: :mad: http://www.msoworld.com/history2000/jpg/P1020092.JPG http://www.torbay-online.co.uk/active-holidays/images/active-dancing.jpg

tongue.gif :mad:

[Dave H]

Thanks, Keke. Obviously sarcasm is lost on you. I'll keep my mouth shut from now on, before I give you any more terrible ideas. :eek: :rolleyes: :mad:

[Abbott]

Good morning assorted rats,

MasterGrandRat and Smop's I am still a bit behind and working on your battle. It is very close to being ready. I have ice everywhere and am concentrating on keeping my animals and well from freezing up. I should be caught up in a couple more days.

[Keke]

Originally posted by Dave H:
Thanks, Keke. Obviously sarcasm is lost on you. I'll keep my mouth shut from now on, before I give you any more terrible ideas. :eek: :rolleyes: :mad: http://www.public.coe.edu/~kjhooley/sarcasm.jpg

[Soddball]

Abbott

You suck, and I rule. I am back from my hols, tanned, more erotic than a lesbian porn scene between Brigitte Bardot and Audrey Hepburn, and up for anything CM:AK can throw at me.

You are first on my 'banged like a cheap ho' list - along with Mike the Strap-On, Puckered, MyBasementLooksLikeABombSite, and every other baggy set of pissflaps who needs a thrashing.

Axe9855140. It occurs to us that we have not allowed you to smear your troopers on the ground. You are also in the running.

(edited because I rule)

[ October 13, 2003, 08:10 PM: Message edited by: Soddball ]

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Soddball:
Axe9855140. It occurs to us that we have not allowed you to smear your troopers on the ground. You are also in the running.
I look forward to running your men through the meatgrinder.

And yes, I am in the running for Supreme Ruler of the Universe.

[Soddball]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball:
Axe9855140. It occurs to us that we have not allowed you to smear your troopers on the ground. You are also in the running.
I look forward to running your men through the meatgrinder.

And yes, I am in the running for Supreme Ruler of the Universe. </font>[/QUOTE]Judging by your classy selection of sigs, you suck harder than a ten dollar ho. What makes you think you can keep up with a bronzed Adonis like wot I am? Wanker.

[Snarker]

Hey, maggots!!! A guy who's screen name is the high unholy night for devil worship has offered a sneak peek of CMAK in Nebraska... I'm guessing it'll be held around Halloween.

Who's up for a one-way roadtrip? :D

[ October 13, 2003, 10:04 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ]

[Abbott]

MasterGoodale and Smop your 2,000 point Axis attack, "Hill 227.9" is finished and a T-save is on the way to MG as I post. Good luck gentelmen!

[Mike]

That would be a scenario for CMBB?? So what the ferk are you talking abouty it in here for?? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Mike:
That would be a scenario for CMBB?? So what the ferk are you talking abouty it in here for?? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: To make you show your teeth. It worked, too! Cool, and by cool I mean totally sweet! Maggot. :D :D :D

[Dave H]

Good morning, CMAK maggots! I realize nobody who's a regular in this thread is actually playing CMAK yet. Details, details. If we were going to allow ourselves to get bogged down in minutia like that, there might not even be a Cheery Waffle. Then where would we be? Where would obviously repressed Penguins go to let off steam? What threads would be safe from the howling lunatic who is MasterGoodale? :eek: :eek:

So don't be shy. Who needs to be playing CMAK before corrupting the moral fiber and intelligence level of the entire CMAK forum? Who needs multi-turreted tanks to keep pushing grog threads further down the forum page? Not me. And not you, either!! Thank you very much. tongue.gif tongue.gif :D

[Snarker]

Originally posted by Dave H:
{snip} If we were going to allow ourselves to get bogged down in minutia like that, there might not even be a Cheery Waffle. {snip} That would be rules. We don't need no stinkin' rules. :mad: :mad:

Oh, and top o' the morning to you DaveH. I always wanted to say that...

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Snarker:
That would be rules. We don't need no stinkin' rules. :mad: :mad: Somebody give Brother Snarker an <big>AMEN!!</big> Hallelujah, brothern and sistern! :D :D

Oh, and top o' the morning to you DaveH. I always wanted to say that... Snarker, how is it that after all this time, we have yet to meet on the field of battle? Would you feel uncomfortable flogging someone who has lost to MasterGoodale? How about trying one of Jim Boggs' little CMAK-lite tank duels? :D

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Dave H:
I realize nobody who's a regular in this thread is actually playing CMAK yet. Speak for yourself.

[_Axe_]

I'll say I'm kidding before Rune and the boys kill me. tongue.gif

[Abbott]

Originally posted by Mike:
That would be a scenario for CMBB?? So what the ferk are you talking abouty it in here for?? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Ahh Mike things a bit hazy in the Southern Hemisphere? Not to worry mate, the answer to your question may be found here Click (http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=30;t=000032;p=1).

I have never been one to follow the rules. I have never claimed to be a good citizen. I have never claimed to go with the flow or been concerned with being different. I have not cut my hair in 7 or 8 years nor have I worried about the puzzled stares I receive when I am in public with long gray hair stretching half way to my waist. I have not injured anyone in going on three years now and always have been able to take comfort in two important soul saving items.

One is I am a very nice guy, the second is the Waffle Thread where everyone, (well, almost) everyone is welcome and receives a warm and cheery welcome.

So relax, fire one (or two) up, pop a cork or a top and don’t sweat the small stuff. It is a beautiful day, the cats are singing in the trees. The birds are stalking them. The deer are grazing, the sky is not falling and my motorcycle runs great! I think I may even twist the lid off that fifth of bourbon I have been saving, sit back, reflect on the millions of poor souls that actually have to work for a living and have a snort or two, or three or four. It is a good day to be sucking air and a Cheery, cheery waffle to you and yours sir! .

Now are you not glad you asked?

[athkatla]

Hmmmmm, Tosspots!

[Jim Boggs]

Originally posted by athkatla:
Hmmmmm, Tosspots! Hmmmm......

Squire to a donkey.

I'm impressed. How about the rest of you Cheery Wafflers?

[Becket]

Snarker, our evil plan to ceasefire Tank Warning didn't work.

Put differently, the game thinks you should continue to fight. You have been given a two-meter stretch of land at the far end of the map.

In the scenario designer's infinite wisdom, I was once again given a horde of T-34s.

[rune]

Axe2121 may be kidding, but there are a few of us that peek in here and REALLY am playing CMAK.

Sand, Aussies, Sand, Kiwis, Vinyards, South Africans, dust clouds, M3s, it just doesn't get much better then this...

Rune

[Snarker]

Originally posted by Becket:
Snarker, our evil plan to ceasefire Tank Warning didn't work.

Put differently, the game thinks you should continue to fight. You have been given a two-meter stretch of land at the far end of the map.

In the scenario designer's infinite wisdom, I was once again given a horde of T-34s. Hehe. I think history dictated what the designer gave you. And you used it to take away what history gave me. Can't wait to see what I get for reinforcements this time.
:D

[Snarker]

Originally posted by rune:
Axe2121 may be kidding, but there are a few of us that peek in here and REALLY am playing CMAK.

Sand, Aussies, Sand, Kiwis, Vinyards, South Africans, dust clouds, M3s, it just doesn't get much better then this...

Rune You are an Eevil™ scenario designer and a flirty tease! Now cease bludgeoning us poor souls with your priveledged station in life.
GRRRARRRGHHGHGHHRRRRR!!!!! You've been Maggotized.

[Snarker]

Originally posted by Dave H:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:
That would be rules. We don't need no stinkin' rules. :mad: :mad: Somebody give Brother Snarker an <big>AMEN!!</big> Hallelujah, brothern and sistern! :D :D

Oh, and top o' the morning to you DaveH. I always wanted to say that... Snarker, how is it that after all this time, we have yet to meet on the field of battle? Would you feel uncomfortable flogging someone who has lost to MasterGoodale? How about trying one of Jim Boggs' little CMAK-lite tank duels? :D </font>[/QUOTE]Fire it up and send it my way. Can't wait for CMAK Ultra-heavy.

[Dave H]

Originally posted by rune:
Axe2121 may be kidding, but there are a few of us that peek in here and REALLY am playing CMAK.

Sand, Aussies, Sand, Kiwis, Vinyards, South Africans, dust clouds, M3s, it just doesn't get much better then this...

RuneWell, if you posted here more often, then we would have a regular who is playing CMAK. But I suppose you'd rather play the game than post on the forum. By the way, that wasn't you by any chance sitting down the left field line at Wrigley Field last night, was it? How is the mood in Chicago today? Grim? :( Nasty? :mad:

Kiwi's? Does that mean their infamous "tank" we've seen pictured on the forums will make it into the game?

Are there any plans to do another Fort Knox tour sometime? CMAK is going to rekindle the interest in all of that cool American hardware again. :D

Abbott, are you giving us your secrets on scenario creation? It all sounds very zen to me. :D

[rune]

Well if you posted here more often...

I would need a brain?

CMAK would never be released?

I would be the 5th of the Four Horsemen?

I would ban Goodale for not returning moves?

etc....

As for the Kiwis, no, the Bob Semples tank is NOT in. However, while playing them, you get the sudden urge to beat Aussies in Rugby, I haven't been able to figure it out yet.

As for Ft. Knox, the odds of me travelling there in the midst of winter, rates up there wil catching a foul ball that might be catchable in the 6th games of a CHampionship series...

The secret to good scenario design is not zen like, just create a situation that you, yourself would like to see how you would do. Remember, adding evil to a scenario is always a plus. smile.gif

Rune

Back to work before Madmatt starts using his whip again...

[Jim Boggs]

Originally posted by rune:
Well if you posted here more often...

I would need a brain?

Nah, just continue as you are now


CMAK would never be released?


The Cheery Wafflers would not allow you to be a slacker. Ask Axe2121


I would be the 5th of the Four Horsemen?


Nah, just send everybody a fifth.


I would ban Goodale for not returning moves?


Who would notice?


Rune

Back to work before Madmatt starts using his whip again... Is this the only time he smiles?

[Abbott]

It all sounds very zen to me.I know Zen, he lives down the road just a peace.

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by rune:
Remember, adding evil to a scenario is always a plus. My pixeltruppen beg to differ.
:mad: :mad:

[mike_the_wino]

Originally posted by rune:
[QBRemember, adding evil to a scenario is always a plus. [/QB]Who hasn't uttered the name rune without also uttering evil? I frequently hear "bastiche", among some others but this is a family friendly forum so I won't give a full account.

BTW, you are looking for fanboys, ask Lars or Snarker. :D

[Snarker]

Originally posted by mike_the_wino:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rune:
[QBRemember, adding evil to a scenario is always a plus. Who hasn't uttered the name rune without also uttering evil? I frequently hear "bastiche", among some others but this is a family friendly forum so I won't give a full account.

BTW, you are looking for fanboys, ask Lars or Snarker. :D [/QB]</font>[/QUOTE]I still curse Rune's eyes after that "Kill all the Romulans on the Dneiper while the Thunder Laughs" scenario... :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Becket]

I think ruin was responsible for Magnasomething Bridgehead, aka "Give the Soviets nothing, give the Germans King Tigers, and watch Axe strut like a peacock."

:mad: :mad: :mad:

[Screaming Flea]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Becket:
[QB] I think ruin was responsible for Magnasomething Bridgehead, aka "Give the Soviets nothing, give the Germans King Tigers, and watch Axe strut like a peacock."

I concur entirely, the "Magnasomething Bridgehead" BYTES gallons of the hot molty stuff........ GGRrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRrrr , the Stalinist position is entirely indefensible....

[rune]

Gee,

I knew the IQ level to enter this thread was low, but will try to do this in simple terms so that even the Goodalers understand...

Me no make that scenario

For those of you with a brain cell, that means in typical fashion, they could not bother to read the General briefing where, amazingly, the authors put their name.

Oh look, the maggots even tried the old ruin thing. Gee, I haven't seen that before. Hmm...must confer with the Mad one and Steve, and see if we can move this thread off the forum, and to someplace, like, hmmm... Minnesota.

I was going to make a scenario in Africa featuring the Pengers vs the Goodalers...but I couldn't get the AI to act so poorly as the Goodalers. *Sigh*

Back to work...and yes, the only time Matt smiles is when he gets to use the whip.

Rune

[ October 16, 2003, 08:36 AM: Message edited by: rune ]

[Becket]

Originally posted by rune:
Oh look, the maggots even tried the old ruin thing. Gee, I haven't seen that before. We all suffer from old jokes about posting names, and besides, this particular joke wasn't for you, you miserable would-be scenario designer. Twas but an attempt to recall (pun intended) the glorious old days of Ultima Online when one could stroll past the Britain bank to the many cries of "ne1 got a ruin 2 deciet?"

And don't worry. In my mind, you're still responsible for that scenario.

:D

[Keke]

Originally posted by rune:
Hmm...must confer with the Mad one and Steve, and see if we can move this thread off the forum, and to someplace, like, hmmm... Minnesota.You fecking nong! (can I call you that?) We don't need any dress wearing wannabe scenario designers, acting like some fecking princesses around here. Crawl back to your trailer and design some more of that crap we all so much dislike! :mad:

[rune]

Oh look, someone taught an ewok how to speak!

Rune

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by rune:
Oh look, someone taught an ewok how to speak!

Rune

Now teach the bugger how to go in the catbox.

Bloody ammonia in here would blind someone in a hazmat suit.

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
Now teach the bugger how to go in the catbox.

Bloody ammonia in here would blind someone in a hazmat suit.Even that fails to keep out the curious - and who is more curious than Seanachai? Of all the threads in all of the BFC site, why does he constantly keep stumbling into this one? Hey, that actually has a CMAK-related/North African ring to it! Don't tell me, Seanachai: you came to the Cheery Waffle thread for the waters, right? :D

After playing some all-armor CMBB games versus Jim Boggs, I'm really looking forward to the dust clouds CMAK will introduce. We've been using the steppe as a stand-in for the desert, and with only 5 tanks on a large map it's easy to stay concealed, even when moving. Once tanks can't sneak up on you, the anti-tank guns should really come into their own! :eek: :D

[_Axe_]

Dear Cheery Waffle CMAK Thread,

How come you never call anymore?

Come home soon.

We miss you.

Please send money.

Wish you were here,

Cheery Waffle CMBB Thread

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Dave H:
Of all the threads in all of the BFC site, why does he constantly keep stumbling into this one? Hey, that actually has a CMAK-related/North African ring to it! Don't tell me, Seanachai: you came to the Cheery Waffle thread for the waters, right? :D

I was, perhaps, misinformed.

Dave H, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship...

Pity you're such a pillock. But perhaps I shall redeem you.

[Jim Boggs]

Good Gawd (no not you Seanachai).


Rune's got his eye on Keke, you been chasing Axe and now Dave H.
YK2 has taken mike_the_questionable to squire.

It smacks of assimilation I tell you!

One thing I have noticed and it seems quite odd. Has anyone else noticed that Seanachai and Goodale never post at the same time?

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
I was, perhaps, misinformed.

Dave H, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship...

Pity you're such a pillock. But perhaps I shall redeem you.Aren't you shocked, shocked to find wit in the Cheery Waffle?

I assume you mean redeem in the sense we used to collect Green Stamps and Top Value Stamps to redeem for valuable stuff. Seems like that's how I got my first baseball glove. So what are you saving to redeem me? Empty bottles? Worn out bottle openers? Tons of empty aluminum cans? Just curious, because you don't see much redeeming any more. :D :D

[Stalin's Organ]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
Dave H, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship...

Pity you're such a pillock. But perhaps I shall redeem you. What - you're going to pay a pawn shop money to be able to walk out with him??

Tsk tsk.......

[86smopuim]

I will be away for about a week, polishing 10" naval guns.

In the mean time, every one of u sunza bizwitches owe me a turn :mad: :mad:

And Abbot, u owe me and master waffle chucker a setup :mad: :mad:

[Snarker]

Originally posted by 86smopuim:
I will be away for about a week, polishing 10" naval guns. Soddball's back from vacation so you're no longer needed to chase the fleet. :mad: :mad:

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Dave H:
So what are you saving to redeem me? Empty bottles? Worn out bottle openers? Tons of empty aluminum cans? Just curious, because you don't see much redeeming any more. :D :D Careful now, Dave. I've been declared a god in the Peng Challenge Thread. Well, near as dammit, actually.

You Goodalers don't want to end up on my list of Abominations, do you?

Where is Master Goodale? Has one of you little gollums eaten him or something?

[Becket]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
I've been declared a god in the Peng Challenge Thread.Let's all remember that Giligan was also declared a god. Give us a good "Skiiiiip---ppeeeerrr!"

"Ray, if someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"

[Mike]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
Careful now, Dave. I've been declared a god in the Peng Challenge Thread. Well, near as dammit, actually. So that would be Dog?

Seems more likely.

[ October 20, 2003, 10:34 PM: Message edited by: Mike ]

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
Careful now, Dave. I've been declared a god in the Peng Challenge Thread. Well, near as dammit, actually.I must admit, ever since your sordid episode with Cabron, you've ventured into aspects of "colorful" that I haven't seen before. Did having a personal stalker elevate you to godhood? He wasn't even particularly rabid or single-minded, as stalkers go. If Cabron's stalking qualified you as a god, what would a real, honest to goodness, dyed in the wool, psychopathic stalker do for you? Make you Master of the Universe or something? Or maybe you could even bump one of the current Four Horsemen and take his slot. Right now I have you pegged as a Sancho Panza wannabe, tagging along on your donkey behind four poor excuses for Don Quixotes. Not that there's anything wrong with that. :D :D

[Dave H]

Good morning CMAK maggots!!

I'm making this post to push other threads farther down Page 1. If my history is correct, World War 2 ended a little over 58 years ago. In my opinion, debates about the merits of WW2 generals are completely futile and narcissistic. They are about as self-absorbed as debating the military skills of Julius Caesar or Alexander the Great. The one common denominator for all of those famous generals today is that they are uniformly <big>DEAD and GONE!!</big> Sorry to be the one to break the bad news. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D :D :D

[_Axe_]

*knock knock*

*opens door*

*peek*

No CMAK yet? Back to the CMBB Cheery Waffle thread.

*closes door, taking care not to let it hit his arse on the way out*