The Cheery Wafflers Deck the Halls... GRAR RAR RAR RAR RAR, RAR RAR RAR RAR!!!!

[Snarker]

AARRRRGHARH!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Snarker]

Almost forgot. Wino!!!!!! Listen, Mister Maggotty Man!!!! I've been waiting for a turn from you since Christ was a corporal - and at this rate, he ain't makin' sergeant any time soon!!!! Get with the program!!!!


I knew you and Master Goodale were related the minute I saw your moss covered, fint-chipperesque, sloping forehead. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Wallybob]

Yeeha.

[Dave H]

Originally posted by 37mm:
Is it just me or are there only like two 'cheery wafflers' and both of them are Australian… heck half of the posts in the waffle thread are by so called ‘Penguins’.

I don’t know why they (or we) bother.

Ya know some of these 'cherries' would make okay SSN’s … I say a ‘merger’ (i.e. a Peng takeover) could be to everyone’s (i.e. Pengs) benefit.To be perfectly honest, it's just you. :D :D

If half the posts here are from <font size=1>penguins</font>, it just shows there are some people looking for something a little more cerebral than the usual "Oh yeah?" "Yeah!" "Is not!" "Is to!" self-proclaimed wit of the MBT. Ask your Daddy Boo or your Granddaddy Peng what that means. :D :D

Snarker, don't you think December 28 is just a bit late to deck the halls? Good grief, why not a title about Thanksgiving? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Snarker]

We're "Wafflers", Dave. A day late, and a dollar short.

Actually, I'm prepping for next Christmas. May as well, my local stores had Christmas stuff out just before Hollowe'en this year. :rolleyes: :mad: :mad:

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Dave H:
To be perfectly honest, it's just you. :D :D

If half the posts here are from <font size=1>penguins</font>, it just shows there are some people looking for something a little more cerebral than the usual "Oh yeah?" "Yeah!" "Is not!" "Is to!" self-proclaimed wit of the MBT. Ask your Daddy Boo or your Granddaddy Peng what that means. :D :D
We like to think of it as slumming.

[Wallybob]

Hmmm, slumming up again, Boo?

Remember where cess pools really are, to wit, below the layers of the mold-encrusted.

[mike_the_wino]

Snarkie-pookums too bad, so sad about that no-turn sending. Here I was frothing at that sackless, no-ice-melting, furin-car driving, no-four-wheeling, limp-wristed jackanapes, Dave H.

Have you suffered, my sweets? Hopefully you converted, you lil heathen you. Turn forthcoming.

Sandpaper & Stick are you back from your journeys to lands afar?

Wallybob, I demand to see more killing of your troops, send me a turn.

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by 37mm:

Ya know some of these 'cherries' would make okay SSN’s …Says the freak with a 14,000+ member number. :rolleyes: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Watson &amp; Crick]

ANGRY OUT LOUD :mad:


I came home to over a foot of snow. I spent the last 45 min digging myself out. The only good things were that the snowblower started on the second pull and that I had very little to shovel. Thank god for Honda.

Expect some VERY DISTURBED turns shortly maggots.

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
I spent the last 45 min digging myself out. snowblower Wimp. This is digging.....

http://www.ci.boulder.co.us/publicworks/images/trans_pics/wintside.jpg

[Dave H]

There's good news tonight. It turns out that the friend of a friend owns a Bobcat. 10 minutes with that little beauty and our driveway is completely cleared. I think he ended up clearing driveways for four or five neighbors, too. He made good money, and we regained the use of our cars and garages. Once again unrestrained capitalism prevails in a win-win for everybody. I may have to become a Republican. :D :D

NAAAAAAAAAAHH!! :D :D

[PseudoSimonds]

W&C, did that snowblower come with a skirt or did you have to buy it seperately? :mad: :mad:

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
W&C, did that snowblower come with a skirt or did you have to buy it seperately? :mad: :mad: Errr Homo sapiens are ill-adapted to snow- unlike Homo canuckis which breathes snow instead of oxygen. It is obvious that you are a member of the latter hominoid species.

http://www.anatomorphex.com/picts/monsters/MN013_PRINT.jpg

[mike_the_wino]

Originally posted by Dave H:
I may have to become a Republican. That is by far the smartest thing you have ever said...too bad that thick, sloping forehead of yours repels good ideas like my Tiger shrugged off that lame single shot from your Priest before it re-sighted and blew the horrid little bit into shrapnel. And you were all gleeful about your prospects. tee-hee.

Send more, I need the points. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Splinty]

What? No jokes about "gay Apparel?"

[Snarker]

No. We chuck TNT. You want the other thread. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Mace]

Originally posted by Dave H:
If half the posts here are from <font size=1>penguins</font>, it just shows there are some people looking for something a little more cerebral than the usual "Oh yeah?" "Yeah!" "Is not!" "Is to!" self-proclaimed wit of the MBT. Cerebral?

It is?

Then what the feck am I doing here?

Oh yeh, there's no social structure here, no pecking order, no rules to follow, just good ol' maggotted tnt chucking! :mad: :mad:

Mace

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Mace:
Cerebral?

It is?

Then what the feck am I doing here?Good question. I think you followed YK2 and Kitty when they ducked out of the MBT for a vacation from the lawyers. Then you actually had the audacity to participate in the BDLRM2, and didn't that work out well. :eek: :rolleyes: :D

Oh yeh, there's no social structure here, no pecking order, no rules to follow, just good ol' maggotted tnt chucking! :mad: :mad:

MaceThank you. It was tough to keep MasterGoodale (the maggot) from trying to impose some bizarre rules he dreamed up one dark and stormy night. In the long run, sanity prevailed and the TNT chucking has continued. :cool: :cool:

[Soddball]

On the first day of Christmas
Goodale gave to me
a cannister of TNT!


On the second day of Christmas
Goodale gave to me
T-34s and
a cannister of TNT!


On the third day of Christmas
Goodale gave to me
Three toasted Russkies,
T-34s and
a cannister of TNT!


On the fourth day of Christmas
Goodale gave to me
Four bitter salvos,
Three toasted Russkies,
T-34s and
a cannister of TNT!


On the fifth day of Christmas
Goodale gave to me
Fire for Effect!!
Four bitter salvos,
Three toasted Russkies,
T-34s and
a cannister of TNT!


On the sixth day of Christmas
Goodale gave to me
Six mouldy basements,
Fire for Effect!!
Four bitter salvos,
Three toasted Russkies,
T-34s and
a cannister of TNT!


On the seventh day of Christmas
Goodale gave to me
Seven lame excuses,
Six mouldy basements,
Fire for Effect!!
Four bitter salvos,
Three toasted Russkies,
T-34s and
a cannister of TNT!


On the eighth day of Christmas
Goodale gave to me
Eight slathered corpses,
Seven lame excuses,
Six mouldy basements,
Fire for Effect!!
Four bitter salvos,
Three toasted Russkies,
T-34s and
a cannister of TNT!


On the ninth day of Christmas
Goodale gave to me
Angryolized chucking,
Eight slathered corpses,
Seven lame excuses,
Six mouldy basements,
Fire for Effect!!
Four bitter salvos,
Three toasted Russkies,
T-34s and
a cannister of TNT!


On the tenth day of Christmas
Goodale gave to me
The Cheery Waffle Thread,
Angryolized chucking,
Eight slathered corpses,
Seven lame excuses,
Six mouldy basements,
Fire for Effect!!
Four bitter salvos,
Three toasted Russkies,
T-34s and
a cannister of TNT!

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Dave H]

Soddball, it's good to see you! I see your verbal skilz are just as imaginary as ever. Is your PBEM plate full right now, or do you feel the need for some very angry molten TNT slathered all over your crispy self? :D :D :D

[_Axe_]

Good one! It drips anger! :mad: :mad:

[Boo Radley]

But where's the 11th and 12th? Did he come in over budget or somefink?

[Moraine Sedai]

No...he can't count any higher unless he takes off his shoes.

[Snarker]

Don't ask him to count to twenty-one. He'll do it. :mad: :mad:

[ December 29, 2004, 03:45 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ]

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Snarker:
Don't ask him to count to twenty-one. He'll do it. :mad: :mad: Send me a setup monkeyboy. :mad: :mad:

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
Send me a setup monkeyboy. :mad: :mad: Send me a turn moose-lover. :mad:

[Wallybob]

"My father was killed by a six-fingered man"

You killed my father, prepare to die!

[mike_the_wino]

Ok, of course dinnit save a single fecking turn in v1.01 and converted. Do I have to load CMAK again to make conversion? Or is there a way to run v1.01, save turns and then pick up in v1.03?

[Moraine Sedai]

nonono! :mad:

It's "my sister was once bitten by a moose. no really."

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by mike_the_wino:
Ok, of course dinnit save a single fecking turn in v1.01 and converted. Do I have to load CMAK again to make conversion? Or is there a way to run v1.01, save turns and then pick up in v1.03? ???? :confused: :confused: :confused:

You have a v 1.01 file. As long as it is NOT a movie file, you load it in v1.01 as normal. BEFORE hitting "go" hit the little save button. Quit out of V 1.01 CMAK and now move this file (.cmg file in the "saved folder") into v 1.03 CMAK scenario folder and then open v 1.03. Can I make it ANY freakin' simpler maggot?

[mike_the_wino]

Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:
It's "my sister was once bitten by a moose. no really." That happened to my cousin. He turn into to a werecanadian. Every full moon he would go out and get pissed on Moulson and say things like ",eh" and "aboot".

We had him committed for his own good.

[mike_the_wino]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
Can I make it ANY freakin' simpler maggot? Yes, send someone over. Can't be bothered with such trifling details, doncha know.

[mike_the_wino]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
You have a v 1.01 file. As long as it is NOT a movie file, you load it in v1.01 as normal. BEFORE hitting "go" hit the little save button. Quit out of V 1.01 CMAK and now move this file (.cmg file in the "saved folder") into v 1.03 CMAK scenario folder and then open v 1.03.Lizzen up, cracker.

I have all ready converted CMAK to v1.03. How do I load the fecking v1.01 version to save that fecking file? It's not like I have a chance to select versions on startup.

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Picks up sledgehammer. Strolls over to whingebag Takes a windmall swing at his nuggets. POW!. Wingebag keels over.

Now that I have your attention, there is no other way for YOU to convert a 1.01 turn other than the way I outlined previously.

*Maybe* you could send it along with your password to someone else who has v 1.01. They could fix your little problem. Of course, I doubt that anyone would WANT to help a non-turn sending maggot like yourself. :mad:

[Snarker]

Originally posted by mike_the_wino:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
You have a v 1.01 file. As long as it is NOT a movie file, you load it in v1.01 as normal. BEFORE hitting "go" hit the little save button. Quit out of V 1.01 CMAK and now move this file (.cmg file in the "saved folder") into v 1.03 CMAK scenario folder and then open v 1.03.Lizzen up, cracker.

I have all ready converted CMAK to v1.03. How do I load the fecking v1.01 version to save that fecking file? It's not like I have a chance to select versions on startup. </font>[/QUOTE]MAAAAGGOOOOOOT!!!!

Use winrar to get the old exe off the cd. Then rename it "cmak101.exe". Place it in your cmak directory and then click on it ot start the game in the old version. Do the save and open thingy and there you go.

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by Snarker:
MAAAAGGOOOOOOT!!!!

Use winrar to get the old exe off the cd. Then rename it "cmak101.exe". Place it in your cmak directory and then click on it ot start the game in the old version. Do the save and open thingy and there you go. Do you honestly think that that meathead comprehends anything more complicated than chipping a stone tool? It was a small wonder that he actually figured out how to insert the CD into the drive.

I *could* email him the v 1.01 .exe since I still have it on my 'puter. But hearing him whine like a stuck pig is almost as satisfying as routing his troops. Aboot as easy too. :mad:

[mike_the_wino]

Originally posted by Snarker:
Use winrar to get the old exe off the cd. Then rename it "cmak101.exe". Place it in your cmak directory and then click on it ot start the game in the old version. Do the save and open thingy and there you go. Now that's a usefull maggot.

[Watson &amp; Crick]

I hope Axe's lighter has fuel and a spark.


http://www.digisys.net/users/skifreak/pinhead/assets/images/krdysign.jpg

[_Axe_]

:mad:

[_Axe_]

So what are all you losers doing for New Year's?

[_Axe_]

So many plans, so much excitement. :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

Are you planning on sending a turn before New Years? :mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
Are you planning on sending a turn before New Years? :mad: :mad: I'm defragmenting right now. 120 gigs. Give me until tomorrow. :mad: :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
I'm defragmenting right now. Uh, that won't put your Shermans back together.

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:
I'm defragmenting right now. Uh, that won't put your Shermans back together. </font>[/QUOTE]:mad: :mad: I'll frag you! :mad: :mad:

[86smopuim]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:
MAAAAGGOOOOOOT!!!!

Use winrar to get the old exe off the cd. Then rename it "cmak101.exe". Place it in your cmak directory and then click on it ot start the game in the old version. Do the save and open thingy and there you go. Do you honestly think that that meathead comprehends anything more complicated than chipping a stone tool? It was a small wonder that he actually figured out how to insert the CD into the drive.

I *could* email him the v 1.01 .exe since I still have it on my 'puter. But hearing him whine like a stuck pig is almost as satisfying as routing his troops. Aboot as easy too. :mad: </font>[/QUOTE]send file to sm :mad: pe, with password. sm :mad: pe fix it.

sm :mad: pe's public email is cw@ponyshow.com

put MAGGOTTY GOODNESS in the subject line so you don't get tossed as spam.

[Snarker]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:
Don't ask him to count to twenty-one. He'll do it. :mad: :mad: Send me a setup monkeyboy. :mad: :mad: </font>[/QUOTE]You want a setup?

Two guys are discussing what they'd do if a nuclear attack on their city was immediately imminent.

"I'd *expletive* the first thing that moved. How about you?"

"I'd stand very, very _________."
:mad: :mad: :mad:

[Mace]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
So many plans, so much excitement. :mad: Excitement?

Don't forget your depends! :mad: :mad:

Mace

[_Axe_]

<font size = 900>I rule!! You do too! Happy New Year's!! Guinness and Glenfiddich ho!!</font size = 900>

[Mace]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
<font size = 900>I rule!! You do too! Happy New Year's!! Guinness and Glenfiddich ho!!</font size = 900> Can you keep it down to a loud roar please? :mad: :mad:

*clutches head*

btw Crappy new year to you lot too.

Mace

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Mace:
Can you keep it down to a loud roar please? :mad: :mad:

*clutches head*

<font size = 900>NO!!!!</font size = 900>

[_Axe_]

So how is 2005 looking so far Mace?

[Mace]

Very disappointing so far. :mad:

I was expecting something different to ring in the new year, rather than the same ol'.

In fact, If I wrote the script for 2005 I'd go with a '20 naked and well stacked cheerleaders delivering kegs of beer, and themselves, to my house' theme to start off the new year.

The upper is that I may have well won the $31m lotto last night.

Mace

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Mace:

The upper is that I may have well won the $31m lotto last night.

Mace Pay off my student loans and you are my best friend.

http://www.bucfantours.com/China%20Cheerleader.JPG

[Dave H]

<font size=6 font color=white>Happy 2005 to the Cheery Waffles!!</font>

Oh yeah, and to the rest of you, too. May 2005 be the cheeriest year ever! :D :D

To get things off on the right foot, our friend smope converted the BDLRM2 file I had stashed in my Recycle Bin. Now I can finish my PBEM with Mace and see if he breaks a 1% score. :D :D

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
<font size = 900> Guinness and Glenfiddich ho!!</font size = 900> Don't you be calling me no Ho, Axe...

[rleete]

If the shoe fits...

[86smopuim]

Originally posted by Dave H:
<font size=6 font color=white>Happy 2005 to the Cheery Waffles!!</font>

Oh yeah, and to the rest of you, too. May 2005 be the cheeriest year ever! :D :D

To get things off on the right foot, our friend smope converted the BDLRM2 file I had stashed in my Recycle Bin. Now I can finish my PBEM with Mace and see if he breaks a 1% score. :D :D D "too god damned h(a/i)ppy" H isn't the only one to take advantage of my pack ratting of old versions of CM.

there are others too, for the slope browed ass weenies trying to weasel out of a serious beating, do the folllowing file names ring a bell?

satisfaction021.txt
wall_vs_WTM168.txt

Prepare to meet thy makers chint flippers!

:mad: :mad: :mad:

[ January 01, 2005, 02:20 AM: Message edited by: 86smopuim ]

[Soddball]

Just a little notification for The Brood. I kicked Wallybob and his pasty-faced brits in the Waffle Tournament. About 85/15 or sumfink. I rule.


:mad: :mad:

I just went and checked the stattytitsticks:


Wallybob (MaryQueen Suckage Party): 22
Soddball (Jamoomba Porn King Party): 78

Wallybob is hereby declared the angryolized TNT gulper.

Do I get a biscuit or sumfink?

[ January 01, 2005, 04:09 AM: Message edited by: Soddball ]

[Snarker]

A rather large, red TNT shaped biscuit with the words WARNING EXPLOSIVES on it. Don't mind the guttering fuse. it's fake. :mad:

[mike_the_wino]

PLayed some nancy, gay-as-Dave H scenario versus, well,....Dave H. I only keeled a couple of squisheys and roasted 9 clankies before time ran out. Truly lacking in TNT. I would recommend against heavy_traffic. Lots of reinforcements just not enough time to drive them over your opponents fleeing troops.

I scored a Canuckian win on the order of 54-46, <font size= -2> i rule</font size>.

:mad: :mad: :mad:

[mike_the_wino]

" " =/= Edit
:rolleyes:

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Turns are out....

I won a tactical victory against Axe in a meeting engagement showdown on a map drawn by myself. His allied air support evidently was colorblind and stoopid, knocking out more of his friendlies and providing my krauts with comic relief. He had one camping immobilized sherman that killed aboot 50 of my krauts and several of my clankies. That maggot died on the last turn. Nevertheless, I prevailed! Tactical victory. A CMBB battle next eh??

I am battling Weener and DaveItch in a Rune abomination. It is a meeting engagement with a river running down the center. Two bridges span the river and each have a large flag, enticing someone to either be very bold or very dumb. too early yet as to see who does what....

Pseudo is playing peekaboo in the bocage. He does not have any clankies (that I know of) while I have a gun halftrack and a tiger. He seems to have a lot of Brit infantry that dies. Hopefully, I have enough bullets to oblige him.

Wally and I are playtesting the Sockmuncher Cheery Waffles scenario. Interesting...Lots of carnage all over the map, mostly Wallys. But since I have updated the game to 1.03, I have not heard from the maggot.


And a belated Happy New Year to all maggots. May your TNT prematurely detonate. :mad:

[_Axe_]

Because you gits are probably too stoopid to find this on your own:

Why no announcements thus far, especially considering how we've done things in the past? Because we start talking about it you guys will (rightly so) expect a constant dialog and updates from us. We're simply not ready for this yet since CMx2 (i.e. the new engine) is in a state that doesn't offer much for us to show or discuss just yet. That will change shortly, but for now we're keeping quiet.

As for a "Big Announcement"... we're closer to that each day, but we'd really like to get a few more things ready before we do. However, do not confuse a lack of an announcement with a lack of a plan. The plan we've been following, in fact, was nailed down as CMBB development was finishing up. Yup... we've known what CMx2 and its first release would look like before you guys even played CMBB or CMAK. We think very far ahead! In fact, we have plans for the next 3 years of releases. And no, we're not going to tell you what those plans are either [Big Grin]

Now, why aren't we spilling the beans? Partly because this sort of thing SHOULD be on a "need to know" basis. We are, after all, a company and it does us no favors to announce stuff to our potential rivals years before we do it. It also gets you guys wound up way too early. Especially if we should switch something around after expectations have been prematurely set. So what you don't know can't hurt!

We understand you guys are all anxious to know, and better yet SEE, what we are doing. The core engine itself is nearly complete and the game design is almost completely hammered out. Things should move rather quickly in the coming months. And when the time is right, you'll be the first people to hear what we have to say and see what we have to show. For now you'll just have to sit and wait a bit longer.

As for a bone... here's a small one:

Rune reminded you guys that we're making the new game code flexible (for us) so we can give you guys more games in a shorter period of time. 6 years of CMx1 development yielded 3 games that were largely the same as each other (same time period, same general theater, same core graphics engine, etc.). 6 years of CMx2 should yield about 8 games with no boundaries on subject matter and fewer limitations on improving the visual/audio elements. The new engine will allow us to do WWII, sci-fi, current, fantasy, Civil War, whatever... and do it without it taking years to release. If one of our releases doesn't float your boat, it is likely that a few months later you'll get something that will.

More importantly, for you guys in particular, is the fact we can do this without compromising game quality. CMx1 gave us 6 years of lessons to incorporate into CMx2... you'd be a fool to think we haven't fully taken advantage of this great opportunity to make CMx2 able to do what CMx1 wasn't.

We're very excited about what CMx2 will do for gaming. Soon we'll be able to show you why.

That's it for now

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
I won a tactical victory against Axe in a meeting engagement showdown on a map drawn by myself. His allied air support evidently was colorblind and stoopid, knocking out more of his friendlies and providing my krauts with comic relief. He had one camping immobilized sherman that killed aboot 50 of my krauts and several of my clankies. That maggot died on the last turn. Nevertheless, I prevailed! Tactical victory. A CMBB battle next eh?That Sherman did more damage than the hundreds of others I've played with combined. Just ask Pseudo. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[mike_the_wino]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
Rune reminded you guys that we're making the new game code flexible (for us) so we can give you guys more games in a shorter period of time. 6 years of CMx1 development yielded 3 games that were largely the same as each other (same time period, same general theater, same core graphics engine, etc.). 6 years of CMx2 should yield about 8 games with no boundaries on subject matter and fewer limitations on improving the visual/audio elements. The new engine will allow us to do WWII, sci-fi, current, fantasy, Civil War, whatever... and do it without it taking years to release. If one of our releases doesn't float your boat, it is likely that a few months later you'll get something that will. Kewl, I can give Custer a Sherman, Twilight Zone reference, and change the course of history? How about giving Ak-47s to a company of Confederate troops? There was a book about that and I wanted to read it but forgot about it and now it's lost to the ages. :-(

[Dave H]

Originally posted by mike_the_wino:

Kewl, I can give Custer a Sherman, Twilight Zone reference, and change the course of history? How about giving Ak-47s to a company of Confederate troops? There was a book about that and I wanted to read it but forgot about it and now it's lost to the ages. :-(Look for Harry Turtledove and "The Guns of the South". It hasn't been lost; he's sold lots of copies. You might even borrow one from your local library so you can save a few dollars toward your next trip to the liquor store. :D :D

Where are my turns? Never have so many Waffles owed so much to so few (me). I'll bet Sir Winston himself still returns moves faster than most of you. tongue.gif :D :D

[ January 02, 2005, 12:52 PM: Message edited by: Dave H ]

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
I won a tactical victory against Axe in a meeting engagement showdown on a map drawn by myself. His allied air support evidently was colorblind and stoopid, knocking out more of his friendlies and providing my krauts with comic relief. He had one camping immobilized sherman that killed aboot 50 of my krauts and several of my clankies. That maggot died on the last turn. Nevertheless, I prevailed! Tactical victory. A CMBB battle next eh?That Sherman did more damage than the hundreds of others I've played with combined. Just ask Pseudo. :mad: :mad: :mad: </font>[/QUOTE]I put the smoke graphics on low 'cause the Shermans look more blowed-up-good that way.

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
Pseudo is playing peekaboo in the bocage. He does not have any clankies (that I know of) while I have a gun halftrack and a tiger. He seems to have a lot of Brit infantry that dies. Hopefully, I have enough bullets to oblige him.
I will snigger,
When his Tigger,
Becomes a casualty figure.

:mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

So I'm reading

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0140621024.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

and I come upon a character by the name of Miss Simmonds who runs a sewing shop.

Yuk yuk yuk. I laugh everytime I read it.

[Mace]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
So I'm reading
Congrats.

Remedial school must be working for you?

Mace

[Kitty]

GAR RAGRA GRGAGRARG

:mad:

:mad:

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Kitty:
GAR RAGRA GRGAGRARG

:mad:

:mad: And a Happy New Year to you, too, Kitty. How's school? :D :D

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
...and I come upon a character by the name of Miss Simmonds who runs a sewing shop.
Maybe that's where you can go to get your Shermans patched up. tongue.gif :mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:
...and I come upon a character by the name of Miss Simmonds who runs a sewing shop.
Maybe that's where you can go to get your Shermans patched up. tongue.gif :mad: :mad: </font>[/QUOTE]As long as you're not too busy, Miss PseudoSimonds. :mad: :mad:

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Dave H:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:
GAR RAGRA GRGAGRARG

:mad:

:mad: And a Happy New Year to you, too, Kitty. How's school? :D :D </font>[/QUOTE]I'm on vacation til the 10th. Then I do restaurant rotation. I work in the production kitchen, the cafe, and the bistro. :mad: Even though it's vacation I still have to work in the library!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: GARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GARGARGARG!

[Kitty]

I forgot to mention my last grades: A- in International Cuisine and A+ in Food History. :mad:

[_Axe_]

Food History 101.

10,000 B.C. -- Kill with spear, cook, eat.

2,000 B.C. -- Harvest with hoe, cook, eat.

50 A.D. -- Catch with net, cook, eat.

1700 A.D. -- Shoot with gun, cook, eat.

2004 A.D. -- Make with factory, cook, eat.

[Kitty]

Nomads drank blood. :mad:

[86smopuim]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
Food History 101.

10,000 B.C. -- Kill with spear, cook, eat.

2,000 B.C. -- Harvest with hoe, cook, eat.

50 A.D. -- Catch with net, cook, eat.

1700 A.D. -- Shoot with gun, cook, eat.

2004 A.D. -- Make with factory, cook, eat. YOU FAIL!

10,000 B.C. -- Kill with spear, cook, eat.

3,000 B.C. -- Harvest with hoe, make beer like stuff, cook, eat, drink.

50 A.D. -- Catch with net, make beer like stff, cook, eat, drink.

1700 A.D. -- Shoot with gun, make ale, cook, eat, drink.

2004 A.D. -- Make with factory, buy beer at the store, cook, eat, drink.

:mad: :mad: :mad:

"He was a wise man who invented beer."
--Plato

[mike_the_wino]

Yeah, WTF Axe?!?!? You limp-wristed, no-TNT-chucking, neo-Prohibitionist Canuckian. Did you have a touch too much and swear off forever cuz you got a itsy-bitsy headache, nancy?

All games now v1.03
Maggots which owe me turns:
Wallybob
Snarker

Maggots which send turns proper like:
Watson & Crick*

*This is good cuz I see his clankies and want to make them go BOOM!!

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by Kitty:
I forgot to mention my last grades: A- in International Cuisine and A+ in Food History. :mad: Do you have any teachers like the swedish chef?

http://www.disgalaxy.addr.com/Muppets/swedishc_small.jpg

[Wallybob]

I am...trying...to update to 1.03. My machine is reluctant, and I am updating my proficiency with profane vocabulary at the same time. OpenPlay.dll file or somefink. !#$&*%@& Computers!

Kitty, keep up the work! Yeeha!

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by Wallybob:
I am...trying...to update to 1.03. My machine is reluctant, and I am updating my proficiency with profane vocabulary at the same time. OpenPlay.dll file or somefink. !#$&*%@& Computers!

Kitty, keep up the work! Yeeha! Given how your clankies have a way of driving into my AT shells, I would think that the profanity would not need updating.....

As for CMAK patch, check the Tech forum. I think that someone else had the same problem. I also had some problems with the patch too. I think that it did not like the path where I had CMAK. I had the folder in a non-standard place (desktop) instead of c:/program files/battlefront/CMAK or whatever the standard path settings are. Anyhoo, despite giving the patch the path on my machine, it did not apply, but it did put a new folder in the CMAK folder (weird). After I deleted this folder, put the CMAK folder in the standard path, and reapplied the patch, everything worked fine. Another possiblity is that your downloaded patch file is corrupt.

[_Axe_]

One good signature deserves another....

[_Axe_]

I've got three gmail accounts up for the Wafflers. Speak now or forever hold your TNT.

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
I've got three gmail accounts up for the Wafflers. Speak now or forever hold your TNT. I'll try it if you have a spare account. How did you get so many?

[Snarker]

GGRAAARGH!!! One account for me, maggot!

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
How did you get so many? Why my dear Watson & Crick....because I rule.

[Wallybob]

Axe, you suck tennis balls thru water hoses.

[Wallybob]

Not unlike Tri-Delt Sorority girls, in my rememberance.

[Mace]

Originally posted by Wallybob:
Not unlike Tri-Delt Sorority girls, in my rememberance. so they wasted their feminine skills sucking tennis balls through water hoses?

Strange shielas you have over there.

Mace

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by Wallybob:
Axe, you suck tennis balls thru water hoses. Indeed, a man of many talents.

Judging from the recent turn, I see you managed to apply the patch. It did not prevent some more of your armor from dying. *snicker*

But don't feel so bad. Mike the Wino lost an armored car, 2 pzivs and perhaps another one gun-damaged or shocked in one turn. The next turn he lost a Wespe like vehicle. He did manage to call a sucessful arty strike on my chaffeured troops. Maggot. :mad:

[Dave H]

<font size=5>Good Tuesday morning, Cheery Waffles!!</font> :D :D

Hey, if you haven't noticed, our dear friend the Just a Car or whatever of the <font size=1>penguins</font> has set up a web site. Be sure to stop by and deface the guest book. Then look at all of the pictures and laugh. They remind me of the guys in the Audio-Visual club and the chess club back when I was in high school. I'll bet every one of them owns and wears a plastic pocket protector. How chic! :cool: :cool:

Anyone recall the military situation in "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly"? Remember there was a single bridge with stalemated armies at both ends? Well, rune has recreated this in his new scenario. There are two parallel bridges with lots of armor and infantry at each end. Whoever attacks first loses. :eek: :eek:

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by Dave H:
Anyone recall the military situation in "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly"? Remember there was a single bridge with stalemated armies at both ends? Well, rune has recreated this in his new scenario. There are two parallel bridges with lots of armor and infantry at each end. Whoever attacks first loses. :eek: :eek: On whose side is the grave marked "Unknown" next to the grave of "Arch Stanton"?

[mike_the_wino]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
I've got three gmail accounts...What the farge is a 'gmail' account? I suspect one those messy, Internet thingies.

I feel your pain Wallybob. Convert and be saved.

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by mike_the_wino:

I feel your pain Wallybob. Convert and be saved. Are you trolling again for converts to the Cult of the Weener?

http://www.bouldering.co.za/warmup1.jpg

[imported_mike_the_wino2]

Lizzen up Crackerjack when I want ****e out of you I will squeeze your head til it pops like a zit.

THE GLORIOUS WINO CULT will save you. Save your soul through the consumption of copiuos amounts of alcohol.

Don't be fooled by false messiahs (http://www.littlefatwino.com/about.html) from the People's Republic of Moosebakistan.

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by mike_the_wino2:
Lizzen up Crackerjack when I want ****e out of you I will squeeze your head til it pops like a zit. More like a balloon, I'd wager.

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by mike_the_wino2:
Lizzen up Crackerjack when I want ****e out of you I will squeeze your head til it pops like a zit. More like a balloon, I'd wager. </font>[/QUOTE]Full of hot air.

[PseudoSimonds]

If only you were as swift with the turns. tongue.gif :mad: :mad: :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

<font size=5>CANADA RULZ!!!11</font>

http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/20050104/getzlaf_76456.jpg

<font size=5>RUSSIA PWNED, 6-1</font>

:mad: :mad: :mad:

Well, that eased my hockey withdrawal for a while.

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
If only you were as swift with the turns. tongue.gif :mad: :mad: :mad: Says the chowderhead who owes me a turn. :mad: :mad:

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
If only you were as swift with the turns. tongue.gif :mad: :mad: :mad: Says the chowderhead who owes me a turn. :mad: :mad: </font>[/QUOTE]The brainless branchiopod of Ohio is swifter than the likes of you two clowns.


http://www3.uakron.edu/biology/cgyncia1.jpg

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by mike_the_wino2:
THE GLORIOUS WINO CULT will save you. Save your soul through the consumption of copiuos amounts of alcohol.

Don't be fooled by false messiahs (http://www.littlefatwino.com/about.html) from the People's Republic of Moosebakistan. .

Do you think the Holy Beer Priest of Alabama (HoBeePA) will bow down to your false wine idols. Heretic! Beer rulz. Even the Canuckis know that. Let's throw Wino in a wine barrel and stomp his innards outwards!

[Snarker]

GGRAAARGH!!!!

Dave Aych!!! Dom server is back up so you can finish killing the pretender god Seanachai orf.

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Snarker:
GGRAAARGH!!!!Whar be me setup? :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Wallybob]

Turns OUT.

Wine OUT

BEER IN!

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Beer is good fud. Beer makes our girlfriends in High School and College want to have sex with us (before throwing up in you or your Dad's car). In wine, there is truth, in beer there is strength, in water, there is disease. (look at Thailand) Beer is recommended by 10 out of 10 brewers in this country. Support the economy, buy BEER. When there is bad weather, do people rush out and buy wine? No! they buy BEER. How do you think those monks who maintained literacy in Europe in the middle ages got by? By brewing and drinking beer! (BTW, the best beer I ever had was from a monastary that has made beer since the 1400s.)Zymurgy is fun!
Wine is for snobby stuck up sticky beaks.
Beer is for the common man. You got more money, but we'll kick your assssssssssss. In fact we'll open up a six-pack of whup-assss. You don't get that with wine.

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:
GGRAAARGH!!!!Whar be me setup? :mad: :mad: :mad: </font>[/QUOTE]Same place as mine. :mad: I don't think the old Snarker has his priorities straight. Or perhaps it's just the Alzheimers.

Now where's my turn?

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:
GGRAAARGH!!!!Whar be me setup? :mad: :mad: :mad: </font>[/QUOTE]Same place as mine. :mad: I don't think the old Snarker has his priorities straight. Or perhaps it's just the Alzheimers.

Now where's my turn? </font>[/QUOTE]You owe me douche bag. :mad: :mad:

[Watson &amp; Crick]

So I see you finally figured out how to spell. :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:
GGRAAARGH!!!!Whar be me setup? :mad: :mad: :mad: </font>[/QUOTE]Same place as mine. :mad: I don't think the old Snarker has his priorities straight. Or perhaps it's just the Alzheimers.

Now where's my turn? </font>[/QUOTE]You owe me douche bag. :mad: :mad: </font>[/QUOTE]What about my turn, dutch bag?

[Snarker]

GRRAARGH!!!!!!!!!

DaveH - getting this message again :
Connected to xx.xxx.xxx.xxx but sender was rejected.
Remote host said: 550-207.44.96.67 blocked by blacklist.sequoia.ops.asp.att.net.
550 Blocked for abuse. Please contact the administrator of your ISP or sending mail service.

Fix or do nothink

[mike_the_wino]

Sweet baby Jesus what have you sackless, tree-squirrels come to?

The First Annual Axemonkey Tourney and Fisting has stalled like Dave H's Matrix on a snow-covered driveway.

Splats & Stick is looking to end a rune-ed scenario after first contact. Like I would concede defeat after initial contact. What the fook? Do I look like MasterGoodale or sumfink?

Snarker is crawling on his belly looking for cover. Maggot.

I need turns and another PBEM. One of you maggots was spoiling for some. You were, and still are, insignificant at the time but I am bored so I will deem you now worthy of death. Step forth maggot.

[86smopuim]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
<font size=5>CANADA RULZ!!!11</font>


<font size=5>RUSSIA PWNED, 6-1</font>

:mad: :mad: :mad:

Well, that eased my hockey withdrawal for a while. US Rulz!

Canada Pawned (http://www.seattlethunderbirds.com/newsnotes/1104/112704.htm) for 70 cents on the dollar!

:mad: er

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:
GGRAAARGH!!!!Whar be me setup? :mad: :mad: :mad: </font>[/QUOTE]Same place as mine. :mad: I don't think the old Snarker has his priorities straight. Or perhaps it's just the Alzheimers.

Now where's my turn? </font>[/QUOTE]You owe me douche bag. :mad: :mad: </font>[/QUOTE]What about my turn, dutch bag? </font>[/QUOTE]Resend the last one. :mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by mike_the_wino:

The First Annual Axemonkey Tourney and Fisting has stalled like Dave H's Matrix on a snow-covered driveway.
No it hasn't. :mad: :mad: You fools made me wait so long for the first round games to come in you can wait a day or two.

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Watson &amp; Crick]

If anyone wants a game and a self-esteem boost, they should take Stinks like a Wombat offer for a game. Of course it will be a short game becauses his forces will autosurrender on turn 6.

Speaking of wombat stinkers, where's Mace? We need a few posts from someone down under to keep the thread from getting all wobbly with Canucki chatter. :mad:

[Watson &amp; Crick]

What a bunch of slackers. The thread almost slipped off the front page. If happens half of you apes would never find it. Maybe I should have let it slid. :mad:

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
Maybe I should have let it slid. :mad: I think you meant to say slide.

Which is what's happening to your use of the English language.

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Oh and this is from Mr. doosh-bag. :mad:

[_Axe_]

That's Mr. Douche Bag to you....

Oh, wait. Never mind.

[PseudoSimonds]

:rolleyes:

Ladies and Gentlemen, Exhibit A for the Theory of Devolution.

[Mace]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
Speaking of wombat stinkers, where's Mace? We need a few posts from someone down under to keep the thread from getting all wobbly with Canucki chatter. :mad: Oh I'm sorry, I was pondering the picture above.

I was initially wondering why the winning team in it celebrated their victory by apparently beating the crap out of each other, because that's exactly what it looks like they're doing in that picture.

btw I find watching a Women's grass hockey team in action far more entertaining. :mad: :mad:

Mace

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Mace:


I was initially wondering why the winning team in it celebrated their victory by apparently beating the crap out of each other, because that's exactly what it looks like they're doing in that picture.Because we raise 'em tough up here. :mad: :mad:

[Dave H]

<font size=5 font color=yellow>Good Friday Morning Waffles!!</font>

I find myself having to leave work at 1015 today to finish using my vacation time for the year. The sacrifices I make as a dedicated public servant... :D :D

Originally posted by Axe2121:
Because we raise 'em tough up here. :mad: :mad: Not too bright, but tough. :D :D

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Dave H:
<font size=5 font color=yellow>Good Friday Morning Waffles!!</font>
My eyes!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

You wired me awake
And hit me with a hand of broken nails
You tied my lead and pulled my chain
To watch my blood begin to boil
But I’m gonna break
I’m gonna break my
I’m gonna break my rusty cage and run. :mad: :mad:

Ever hear the Johnny Cash version? Too awesome.

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
You wired me awake
And hit me with a hand of broken nails
You tied my lead and pulled my chain
To watch my blood begin to boil
But I’m gonna break
I’m gonna break my
I’m gonna break my rusty cage and run. :mad: :mad:

Ever hear the Johnny Cash version? Too awesome. I have Cash's American Recordings. Excellent. One of my favorites is "The Man Who Couldn't Cry."


There once was a man who just couldn't cry
He hadn't cried for years and for years
Napalmed babies and the movie love story
For instance could not produce tears
As a child he had cried as all children will
Then at some point his tear ducts ran dry
He grew to be a man, the feces hit the fan
Things got bad, but he couldn't cry

His dog was run over, his wife up and left him
And after that he got sacked from his job
Lost his arm in the war, was laughed at by a whore
Ah, but sill not a sniffle or sob

His novel was refused, his movie was panned
And his big Broadway show was a flop

He got sent off to jail; you guessed it, no bail
Oh, but still not a dribble or drop

In jail he was beaten, bullied and buggered
And made to make license plates
Water and bread was all he was fed
But not once did a tear stain his face

Doctors were called in, scientists, too
Theologians were last and practically least

They all agreed sure enough; this was sure no cream puff
But in fact an insensitive beast

He was removed from jail and placed in a place
For the insensitive and the insane
He played lots of chess and made lots of friends
And he wept every time it would rain

Once it rained forty days and it rained forty nights
And he cried and he cried and he cried and he cried

On the forty-first day, he passed away
He just dehydrated and died

Well, he went up to heaven, located his dog
Not only that, but he rejoined his arm
Down below, all the critics, they took it all back
Cancer robbed the whore of her charm

His ex-wife died of stretch marks, his ex-employer went broke
The theologians were finally found out

Right down to the ground, that old jail house burned down
The earth suffered perpetual drought

*sniff* Just beautiful

[Mace]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
Because we raise 'em tough up here. :mad: :mad: Tough...and stupid.

Which is good because it takes them out of the genepool before they get the chance to breed! :mad:

Mace

[Mace]

Originally posted by Dave H:
I find myself having to leave work at 1015 today to finish using my vacation time for the year. The sacrifices I make as a dedicated public servant.Such dedication to the Public Servant credo brings a tear to this fellow Public Servant's eye!

*wipes away tears*

Mace

[Mace]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
You wired me awake
And hit me with a hand of broken nails
You tied my lead and pulled my chain
To watch my blood begin to boil
But I’m gonna break
I’m gonna break my
I’m gonna break my rusty cage and run. :mad: :mad:

Ever hear the Johnny Cash version? Too awesome. Pfffft, Soundgarden did the best cover of this song! :mad: :mad:

Mace

[Snarker]

I'm thawing out, and ANGRY OUT LOUD!!!!!! Two days with no electricity in an all electric house will do that to you. Mother Nature smacked the crap out of our power feed lines. Mostly by dropping ice-covered trees on oh, every single above ground line for miles. Spent every waking hour averting disaster, and woke up every two hours to gas the generator to run the sump to keep from floating away.

SOMEONE POINT ME IN THE DIRECTION OF THE GAEA WORSHIPPERS, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA SLAP THOSE SLACKERS SILLY! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Snarker:
I'm thawing out, and ANGRY OUT LOUD!!!!!! Two days with no electricity in an all electric house will do that to you. Mother Nature smacked the crap out of our power feed lines. Mostly by dropping ice-covered trees on oh, every single above ground line for miles. Spent every waking hour averting disaster, and woke up every two hours to gas the generator to run the sump to keep from floating away.

SOMEONE POINT ME IN THE DIRECTION OF THE GAEA WORSHIPPERS, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA SLAP THOSE SLACKERS SILLY! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Sounds to me like Gaia has already slapped you silly - again. Remember the old margarine commercials with the line "It's not nice to fool Mother Nature!" Threatening Gaia is even worse.

[mike_the_wino]

Snarker while you are thawing out, maybe you should be sending out. Sending out turns you frozen droppings of wooly-mammoth.

[Snarker]

Stuff TNT, maggot! :mad: You go months without sending a turn. I'm just getting my @$$ unstuck from a metal toilet seat and you wino for an email filled with bodies and the hacked limbs of your hapless Boy Scout wannabees. :mad: :mad:

[Snarker]

This is why I hate baseball. (http://www.newsvantage.com/perl/p/wed/ar/Ayb62938649.RsCM_FJ7.html?day=Fri&ycg&g=news.front_page)

I have barely watched the "game" since the strike.

I also want that ball in a museum so I can steal it and sell it on the black market to a Yankee fan. Preferably one who is a practitioner of Santa Ria. :mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Snarker:
I'm thawing out, and ANGRY OUT LOUD!!!!!! Two days with no electricity in an all electric house will do that to you. Mother Nature smacked the crap out of our power feed lines. Mostly by dropping ice-covered trees on oh, every single above ground line for miles. Spent every waking hour averting disaster, and woke up every two hours to gas the generator to run the sump to keep from floating away.

SOMEONE POINT ME IN THE DIRECTION OF THE GAEA WORSHIPPERS, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA SLAP THOSE SLACKERS SILLY! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Bwahahahahaha!!! There is a god.

[Snarker]

Why? Your other wheel fall off? :mad:

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Either Paula or the mounties rescinded his driving privileges. Now it is either by foot, snowshoe or skis. He wanted a dogsled but PETA saw his driving record and protested. :mad:

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by Snarker:
Stuff TNT, maggot! :mad: You go months without sending a turn. I'm just getting my @$$ unstuck from a metal toilet seat and you wino for an email filled with bodies and the hacked limbs of your hapless Boy Scout wannabees. :mad: :mad: You know if you were smart you would have a fur-lined seat. I saw an infomercial on TV advertising a suitable product made from Canucki hides. I think the phone number was 1-800-AXE-HOLE. :mad:

[_Axe_]

My commute.


http://www.gov.nf.ca/Budget2000/economy/images/Dog%20sled%20racing%20in%20Labrador.JPG

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
My commute.


http://www.gov.nf.ca/Budget2000/economy/images/Dog%20sled%20racing%20in%20Labrador.JPG How did you get the license plate 13?

[PseudoSimonds]

That's not a plate, that's the street number of the place he works so he doesn't forget. In small print is his name.

And no turns 'til Sunday. I'm back home after a stressful week of cancelled classes and I forgot to bring my CM cds.

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
That's not a plate, that's the street number of the place he works so he doesn't forget. In small print is his name. I wonder how many times people have changed the address when he's not looking. This has potential for a "good" reality show.

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:


And no turns 'til Sunday. I'm back home after a stressful week of cancelled classes and I forgot to bring my CM cds. :rolleyes: Your first WEEK of the new semester was canceled :rolleyes: Life is tough.

[_Axe_]

Snarker is about to be blasted by my hordes of salavating Finns. We're playing Honkaniemi Depot from Der Kessel:


Type: Finnish Probe
Forces: Soviet / Finnish
Date: 26 February 1940
Location: Honkaniemi
Region: Finnland
Weather: Dawn, overcast, snow, frozen
Terrain: Rural, town
Wind: Breeze
Turns: 45+
Play: 2 player or Finns vs AI

Description:
On February 26, 1940, the situation in the Honkaniemi-area had developed into a threatening salient, the commander of the II (Finnish) Corps, Lt. General Öhquist, attached the 3 Jäger battalion and the newly arrived 4th tank company with 13 Vickers tanks to the 23rd division, commanded by Col. Voldemar Oinonen. As the 23rd received these reinforcements, Col. Oinonen decided to destroy the the small salient east of Naykkijärvi. The commander of 3 Jager Battalion, Capt. I. Kunnas, and the commander of the 4./Pans.P, Lt. O. Heinonen, received the order to attack at 2215 hrs.

The original plan was to conduct a counterattack with 6 battalions, 3 artillery battalions and the 4th tank company. After the hurried preparations had begun, the units eligible for attack decreased to 4 battalions, 2 artillery battalions and the tank company. The plan was as follows:

After the JP 3 and the 4./Pans.P, with the help of I/JR 67 have penetrated the enemy line and reached the 1st objective, two battalions (II and III./JR 67) would carry the attack on to the 2nd objective and straighten the line.

On the night of the 25th/26th, the JP 3 was transferred by trucks to Heponotko (the road on the map leads to it, 3 km NE from the Honkaniemi depot) and skied to the starting point, arriving at 0400 hrs. The tank company arrived 30 minutes later, after making a 50 km march. The march in bad conditions, cost the tank company 5 tanks to various reasons, mainly engine failures. Capt. Kunnas divided his tanks into two sections, 6 tanks to support the 2nd and 3rd Jager companies and 2 tanks to support the 1st company securing the left flank. The attack was decided to begin at 0500 hrs, but as the communication link to the artillery failed, it was decided to try again at 0615. As the preliminary bombardment started, some of it fell on the starting points inflicting a total of 30 casualties (dead + wounded), so the attack was postponed again by an hour.

The defending forces were lead elements from the 84th division which, as usual, were supported by T-26 tanks.The Soviet forces were preparing an attack on that same day (started around noon), so the opposition was stronger than expected, since the units that were ordered to attack had taken their positions along the front.The Soviet tanks, that the Finnish 4./PansP faced, were tanks of the 112th tank battalion of the 35th Light Tank Brigade, the brigade being commanded by Col. V.Kashuba.

After a short artillery bombardment by the attached artillery the attack began. The Finns encountered problems right from the start. Only 6 tanks managed to join the attackers, as 2 tanks suffered technical problems. During the battle, the lack of radios was painfully realized (the tanks were purchased from the UK without guns, optics and radios, and some even without the driver's seat, in order to save money). As communications between the individual tanks was impossible, all tanks were acting with their own initiative, according to the original plan. The 4th tank company had a sad day. One of the tanks got stuck in a ditch, and the turret was damaged, later returning back to the starting point of the attack. All the other tanks were lost in the concentrated fire of T-26's and 45 mm AT guns. Only 3 tanks managed to break into soviet positions before they too were destroyed.This time, however, I will change history and slay the Russian Bear in this battle. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Snarker]

Not right away, I'm not. More ice, more trees down. I blame you, Axe.

This is most likely a temporary respite, so before I lose power again, I want you all to know I hate the maggot that made us so dependent on electricity. :mad: :mad:

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Snarker:
Not right away, I'm not. More ice, more trees down. I blame you, Axe.At least this part makes sense. Everyone knows that if it wasn't for Canada the northern US would enjoy mild winters like Mace and his Aussies do. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

This is most likely a temporary respite, so before I lose power again, I want you all to know I hate the maggot that made us so dependent on electricity. :mad: :mad: I'll bet Thomas Edison is spinning in his grave, knowing he made Snarker growl and show his teeth. :D :D

[Snarker]

Originally posted by Dave H:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:
Not right away, I'm not. More ice, more trees down. I blame you, Axe.At least this part makes sense. Everyone knows that if it wasn't for Canada the northern US would enjoy mild winters like Mace and his Aussies do. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

This is most likely a temporary respite, so before I lose power again, I want you all to know I hate the maggot that made us so dependent on electricity. :mad: :mad: I'll bet Thomas Edison is spinning in his grave, knowing he made Snarker growl and show his teeth. :D :D </font>[/QUOTE]GGRRAAAARGAARG!!! I'm chucking major league TNT at Tesla, Westinghouse and some other maggots, not Edison. Edison pushed DC for his power distribution.

If my house was on a huge feckin' battery, I wouldn't be out of power, even if Canuckian weather was implicated now would I? I'd kiss Edison's rotting butt if PPL (Pennsylvania Plunder & Loot) figured out how to make me outage proof. :mad: :mad:

[Kitty]

gargarrggr

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Snarker:
I'd kiss Edison's rotting butt if PPL (Pennsylvania Plunder & Loot) figured out how to make me outage proof. :mad: :mad: So who outed you?

[Snarker]

*Rim shot*

[_Axe_]

Hey Snarker -- which thread did you post of picture of your house in?

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Yes, post a picture. I want to see how a Pensyltucky hillbilly lives.

So Waxline, are you going to send me a turn? :mad:

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
Yes, post a picture. I want to see how a Pensyltucky hillbilly lives.

So Waxline, are you going to send me a turn? :mad: Please resend. I'm still working out the kinks on McAfee's SpamKiller. :mad: :mad:

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Resent. Where's the turn? :mad:

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
Resent. Where's the turn? :mad: It's there. :mad: :mad:

[Snarker]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
Yes, post a picture. I want to see how a Pensyltucky hillbilly lives.

So Waxline, are you going to send me a turn? :mad: http://www.ltsbuilders.com/show_pic.php?pid=49&cat=colonial_pics

This is the style house, I have the same color scheme.

[Watson &amp; Crick]

This is the backyard view.

http://www.netkeeper.ca/maple/images/bgphotos/shack.JPG

[_Axe_]

http://www3.sympatico.ca/jasonballantyne/brrr.jpg

"If Daddy loves us, why are we so cold?"

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
http://www3.sympatico.ca/jasonballantyne/brrr.jpg

"If Daddy loves us, why are we so cold?" Bwhahahahahahaha! :mad:

[Mace]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
http://www3.sympatico.ca/jasonballantyne/brrr.jpg

"If Daddy loves us, why are we so cold?" "Shut the feck up, eat your gruel, and that's another week in solitary for speaking out of turn, ya little brat bastage!" :mad: :mad: :mad:

Mace

[Soddball]

:mad: :mad: :mad:

[Snarker]

Ooooo. I'll get you, my pretties! :mad:

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Snarker:
Ooooo. I'll get you, my pretties! :mad: I'd settle for a turn, Frosty.

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:
Ooooo. I'll get you, my pretties! :mad: I'd settle for a turn, Frosty. </font>[/QUOTE]Likewise, spammeister.

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Turns are out.

Did Wally's cats get revenge for him tormenting them with his remote controlled stuart? That maggot has not sent a turn in a while. :mad:

[Wallybob]

Needed beer. Forbidden Soul-beer. Yum. Life has been a little wierd down here for a while, sorry about the delays.

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Wallybob:
Life has been a little wierd down hereIf you're looking to escape weirdness, you're definitely in the wrong place.

AGAGR GARGARGRAGARG GRAGRA GRAGRGARGRARA!!!

Snarker, PseudoSimdonds and Watson & Crick must die!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
Snarker, PseudoSimdonds and Watson & Crick must die!!! Well, eventually yes, but first I think I'll humiliate your little pixeltruppen some more. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Wallybob:
Life has been a little wierd down hereIf you're looking to escape weirdness, you're definitely in the wrong place.

AGAGR GARGARGRAGARG GRAGRA GRAGRGARGRARA!!!

Snarker, PseudoSimdonds and Watson & Crick must die!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: </font>[/QUOTE]I hate to say it, but I'm not gonna die. I am cloning myself so that I can be a nuisance for future generations. :mad:

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Yessssss, all the future Snarklings will hates me! If they don't freeze first! Bwhahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!

[Snarker]

*Sigh* Another ice storm tonight. I feel like a Canadian.

Maybe I'll get six Canadians.

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Snarker:
*Sigh* Another ice storm tonight. I feel like a Canadian.You're not nearly as cool.

[Soddball]

I might send out a turn or somefink to Snarker since I've just realised it's me that owes, not him.

Axe, you big crusty pantyliner, what happened to that set-to AAR thing you were bleating about a couple of weeks ago? Did you chicken out?

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by Snarker:
*Sigh* Another ice storm tonight. I feel like a Canadian.

Maybe I'll get six Canadians. What are you the cold miser?

http://www.snowcrest.net/cafemocha/images/CHColdMiser.jpg

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:
*Sigh* Another ice storm tonight. I feel like a Canadian.You're not nearly as cool. </font>[/QUOTE]Nor as delusional. :mad:

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Oh Axe, did the mastercard people pay you a visit? (http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/play.jhtml?reposid=/multimedia/last_laugh/lastlaugh_leary.html)

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
Oh Axe, did the mastercard people pay you a visit? (http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/play.jhtml?reposid=/multimedia/last_laugh/lastlaugh_leary.html) They would need bigger clippers than that.

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Soddball:
Axe, you big crusty pantyliner, what happened to that set-to AAR thing you were bleating about a couple of weeks ago? Did you chicken out? Ha! That's priceless.

Setup forthwith, you....you....you silly Brit, you.

I'm too tired to even insult properly.

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
Oh Axe, did the mastercard people pay you a visit? (http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/play.jhtml?reposid=/multimedia/last_laugh/lastlaugh_leary.html) They would need bigger clippers than that. </font>[/QUOTE]I see the delusions are getting worse.

[mike_the_wino]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
Oh Axe, did the mastercard people pay you a visit? (http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/play.jhtml?reposid=/multimedia/last_laugh/lastlaugh_leary.html) They would need bigger clippers than that. </font>[/QUOTE]To chop off that thick melon resting upon your shoulders, yes, yes they would.

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by mike_the_wino:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
Oh Axe, did the mastercard people pay you a visit? (http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/play.jhtml?reposid=/multimedia/last_laugh/lastlaugh_leary.html) They would need bigger clippers than that. </font>[/QUOTE]To chop off that thick melon resting upon your shoulders, yes, yes they would. </font>[/QUOTE]That would cure him of his delusions too.

Did Franko send that operation to you? It sounds like a monster. If it meets your approval, I'll give it go against you.

[_Axe_]

Don't...don't...don't...don't believe the hype.

http://www.allamericanclassics.com/pics/N04986-74pontgrandville.jpg

[_Axe_]

Some will understand....

[PseudoSimonds]

...others will stuff the tailpipe of your crapmobile with armfuls of angryolized TNT. Of course, they'll wait with lighting the fuse until you've driven home on a Friday, stopped the car in your driveway and are about to yell "I RULE!"

[mike_the_wino]

Oh look, Axe got hisself a brand new (well new by Canuckian standards) hoopty.

You reporter types just rake it in, doncha?

[Soddball]

What the feck is that thing?

[_Axe_]

*sigh*

I didn't buy it. I was just listening to Public Enemy last night.

....
Don’t believe the hype - it’s a sequel
As an equal, can I get this through to you
My 98’s boomin’ with a trunk of funk
All the jealous punks can’t stop the dunks
....

In regular English:

98 = Olds 98
Trunk of funk =


http://www.badasspt.com/photos/big/trunk_speakers.jpg

[Soddball]

Do you speak English? And what the hell is that picture of? A torpedo loading bay?

[_Axe_]

I keep forgetting you Brits don't have any automobiles bigger than a breadbox.

[Soddball]

Amazing, really, with such tiny cars, that they're faster, safer, more economical, more reliable, better built, and better looking than American cars.

I wonder how we do it.

[Snarker]

Elfen magic?

[Soddball]

Maybe we just have a level of suckage about 100 times less than yours.

I mean look at that - thing - that Axe posted a photo of. It looks like it came from the seventies. No car from the seventies deserves to be admired.

[Soddball]

Come on Axe, what's that car? Give me the specs so I can mock them. :mad:

[mike_the_wino]

It's truly pitifull when painfully Caucasion Canuckians try their hand at being 'street'. Stick to what you know, Axe. Mainly reporting lil 'ole ladies getting their cats rescued in Winnipeg and wild mooseses rampaging through the suburbs of Suck-a-nut, destroying lawns as they go.

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
Some will understand.... why Paula sedates you on a regular basis.

http://www.gamefun.tv/newsletter/pics/Straightjacket_lighter.JPG

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Soddball:
Maybe we just have a level of suckage about 100 times less than yours.

I mean look at that - thing - that Axe posted a photo of. It looks like it came from the seventies. No car from the seventies deserves to be admired. 1974 Pontiac Grand Ville
Displacement: 455 ci (7,456 cc)
Engine: V8
Transmission: 3-speed automatic
Weight: 4,476 lbs
Top Speed: 124 mph
Horsepower: 250 bhp @ 4,000 rpm
Torque: 370 lb ft @ 2,800 rpm
EPA: 11 mpg

I was two when it made its debut in Detroit.

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
I was two when it made its debut in Detroit. I must say, you haven't aged a bit. Remarkable!

[Wallybob]

My pride and joy was a '76 Ford wagon. Ford bought 'em in 76 to use as fleet taxis. They sold them in '77 when they figured out they used too much gas. Ford had dumped some engines they had not been able to sell into them. The biggest V-8 police interceptor engine made. 460 cubic inch, dual four-barrel carb. The rear end gave out I had gotten one from a junk-yard police cruiser with a faster gear ratio. the thing would suck in air below 40 mph, but if you stomped the gas over 40, the thing would fishtail. I have fond memories from high school of passing a 280Z and a corvette that were drag racing at 2 in the morning in my home town. They both got passed up in the family wagon doing about 130 mph. Regretfully, I was a mo-ron and didn't maintain it. Change the oil? What do you mean?

Life is a bit better here. One Mo-ron student has been caught with a knife in my class, and he was upset because "they" will revoke his probation. Awwwwwwwwwwww. Mo-ron.

Turns out to all angryolized maggotty types.

[mike_the_wino]

Originally posted by Wallybob:
...student has been caught with a knife in my class,...revoke his probation...I think we need a kinder, gentler Wallybob. Come now, surely you must see the potential in this fine, upstanding citizen? He sounds like a misunderstood soul who society has cruelly passed by....or maybe just kick him in the fork, stab him in the head with his cheap-ass, liquor-store, piece of crap blade and break the handle off, leaving the blade protruding from his impenetrable dome. :mad: :mad: :mad:

As you are a professional, I think the decision should be yours.

Much angry TNT to you hapless, tree squirrels as Crimina...er, Professional Basketball has pre-empted my Law & Order. Farging maggots the whole lot of 'em. :mad: :mad:

And no, I won't settle for that crappy Law & Order SVU....tonight's plot; someone is raped and killed.....and it's never Axe. :mad:

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball:
Maybe we just have a level of suckage about 100 times less than yours.

I mean look at that - thing - that Axe posted a photo of. It looks like it came from the seventies. No car from the seventies deserves to be admired.1974 Pontiac Grand Ville
Displacement: 455 ci (7,456 cc)
Engine: V8
Transmission: 3-speed automatic
Weight: 4,476 lbs
Top Speed: 124 mph
Horsepower: 250 bhp @ 4,000 rpm
Torque: 370 lb ft @ 2,800 rpm
EPA: 11 mpg

I was two when it made its debut in Detroit.</font>[/QUOTE]Kids, they're so cute when they think they know about something. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D

Axe, that car is but a shadow of the great era (mid-60's to 1970) of muscle cars. For you children who were no more than the confused thoughts of your eventual parents, let me tell that you'll never see anything like it. Nobody was yet giving the first thought to ecology or pollution. Gasoline had lead added to reduce knocking. The American car manufacturers competed for the youth market with a series of completely overpowered muscle and pony cars. My older brother had a Pontiac GTO that absolutely chugged gas. Of course, it only cost a few cents per gallon. What are the chances we'll ever see another Plymouth 'Cuda or Dodge Challenger with the mighty 426 cubic inch, 425 bhp Hemi engine? It was an exciting time to be a teen, with the girls in miniskirts, the music, the space race, the Vietnam war in the background, American and Soviet fingers on the button, and the new cars! :D :D :D

I received my DVD and CD of "1 Giant Leap" Tuesday. This collage of music literally takes hold of you. The vocals are out of this world, with harmonizing between Michael Stipe, Speech, Neneh Cherry, Asha Bhosle, and an incomparable, spectacular, sensational Revetti Sakalkar (I thought she was pretty good!). Oh, there are just too many others to mention. It's one of the best music purchases I've ever made. :D

[ January 14, 2005, 05:05 AM: Message edited by: Dave H ]

[Soddball]

And to think that all the poor, ignorant Europeans could produce in the 1960s was the Porsche 911, the Aston Martin DB5, the Ferrari Daytona and the Jaguar E-Type.

The Ford GT40 - now that was a car. Probably IMO one of the few worthwhile constructions the US car industry has ever churned out.

[Soddball]

Why do Merkuns like automatics? You lose all the welly from the engine, and it takes the thrill out of driving.

[_Axe_]

You guys kill me. :D

It's the kitsch appeal of the car.

Like the Beastie Boys' Sabotage (http://boss.streamos.com/download/capi001/beastieboys/sabotage/video/sabotage_v300.mov) or Hey Ladies (http://boss.streamos.com/download/capi001/beastieboys/heyladies/video/heyladies_v300.mov) videos.

Oh, and Soddy, you forgot this one:


http://www.carrollshelby.com/images/photos/Cobra427-03.jpg

[ January 14, 2005, 04:25 AM: Message edited by: Axe2121 ]

[Soddball]

Today's kitsch is both yesterday's and tomorrow's fashion disasters.

AC Cobra - hmm. It always struck me as more about noise than driving, but it does look nice. Front engine and rear wheel drive is never going to do it any favours on handling.

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Soddball:
Today's kitsch is both yesterday's and tomorrow's fashion disasters. I believe we have a wit in our midst!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but our AAR match must be with CMAK, no?

[_Axe_]

And do you have any preference as to which type of scenario you would like to lose with?

[_Axe_]

Big, small, little, tall? :mad: :mad:

[Dave H]

<font size=6 font color=blue>Good Friday Morning!!</font>

How is everyone in Cheery Wafflemania today? Time for some MUSIC!! Here's a little tune entitled "My Culture" by Maxi Jazz and Robbie Williams. Enjoy.

I'm the sum total of my ancestors
I carry their DNA
We are representatives of a long line of people
And we carried them around everywhere
This long line of people
That goes back to the beginning of time
And when we meet, they meet other lines of people
And we say bring together the lines of me

When I look back over the years
At the things that brought tears to my eyes
Papa said we have to be wise to live long lives
Now I recognize what my father said before he dies
Vocalize things I've left unsaid
Left my spirit unfed for too long
I'm coming home to my family
Where I can be strong
Be who I planned to be
Within me, my ancestry
Givin' me continuity
Would it be remiss to continue in this way
Would you rather I quit
Come with the other ****
Making people's hips sway
Lip service I pay, but I'm nervous
I pray for all the mothers who get no sleep
Like a lifeline, I light lines 'cause my compassion is deep
For the people who fashioned me, my soul to keep
And this is who I happen to be
And if I don't see that I'm strong, then I won't be

This is what my Daddy told me
I wished he would hold me
A little more than he did
But he taught me my culture
And how to live positive
I never wanna shame
The blood in my veins and bring pain
To my sweet grandfather's face, in his resting place
I make haste to learn and not waste
Everything my forefathers earned in tears
For my culture

Fall back again
Crawl from the warm water

For my culture

Water to air
You're on your feet again
Your feet again

Hello Dad, remember me?
I'm the man you thought I'd never be
I'm the boy who you reduced to tears
Dad, I'd been lonely for 27 years
Yeah, that's right, my name's Rob
I'm the one who landed the pop stars job
I'm the one who you told, "Look, don't touch"
And the kid who wouldn't amount to much
I believe in the senses out of sound
I have always been too loud
Won't you help me drown it out?
I'm what I feel
And what I'm feeling is surreal
I'm a massive spinnin' wheel, always digging in my heels
Now I got the faith
Fall back again
Crawl from the warm water
Water to air
You're on your feet again
Your feet again

Ha, lace up your booty
Going back to the roots, continue my interlude
Feed freakin' for loot
And my spell's been to check what your future brings is now
And your forefathers further know how
But now, what happened to the world without the hatred
Use your head, if the needle is wise, be the thread
And weave ancestral wisdom, yours by best
Spreading the Lord's word over this broad Earth

This is what my Daddy told me
I wished he would hold me
A little more than he did
But he taught me my culture
And how to live positive
I never wanna shame
The blood in my veins and bring pain
To my sweet grandfather's face, in his resting place
I make haste to learn and not waste
Everything my forefathers earned in tears

For my culture

Fall back again
Crawl from the warm water
Water to air
You're on your feet again
Your feet again

For my culture

Fall back again
Crawl from the warm water
Water to air
You're on your feet again
Your feet again

For my culture

[Soddball]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball:
Today's kitsch is both yesterday's and tomorrow's fashion disasters. I believe we have a wit in our midst!
</font>[/QUOTE]Better a wit than half a one.


Correct me if I'm wrong, but our AAR match must be with CMAK, no? Jinkies, yes. I only use my CM:BB cd for standing my jugs of molten TNT on nowadays.

I have no preferences, save that it should r0x0r and that you get your backside minced like burger meat.

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Game updates:

I am "fighting" DaveH and Must be Toejam in the Rune bridge abomination. Occasional some arty falls or a tank gets destroyed, but nobody has attempted to cross the bridge into enemy territory. It looks like it will be a war of attrition.

My Kraut forces destroyed Pseudodonkey's troops in a bocage battle. He commanded a company of Brits, a lone sherman firefly, an AT gun and carrier against a Tiger, a gun halftrack, and a half-strength company of infantry. Given what he had, I don't think he had a chance from the start. If he wishes a rematch, he may send it my way.

I am frying Willynilly's krauts with flame-carriers in Sockpuppet's Cheery Waffle scenario. It has been cheery for me, but I'm sure that Wally ain't so cheery.

And last and certainly least there is Axe. I picked a very nice CMBB scenario from the proving grounds. It would make Mastergoodale misty-eyed. TNT, tanks and grunts Oh my! Ask Axe what happens to Kraut tanks leading the way for infantry into a city. I really don't think he liked the last turn. He won't like the ones after that either. :mad:

[J. J.]

Aiight Pengers....

I've been silently reading these wack Cheery Waffles threads for at least a year now. They offer me a mixture of entertainment and abhorrence that I cannot find in other wargame threads...and I've looked. Believe me.

But this current fetish involving posting of song lyrics has got to cease. The only song lyrics I want to see are from Generals Patton and McAurthur and maybe a few ballads from Stalin. But none of Mussolini's operatic hard rock. That crap stinks.

So as a Waffles thread stalker, I humbly ask that you guys continue to entertain me with your incessant sarcasm and LAY OFF THE LINER NOTES! Get back to PBEMing each other and tossing TNT-flavord insults.

This silent "fanboi" has spoken. I shall disappear once again.

And I just have CM:BO. And it's not installed at the moment.

[rleete]

Huh, huh. He called you "Pengers".

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by J. J.:
Aiight Pengers.... :rolleyes:

Originally posted by J. J.:
This silent "fanboi" has spoken. Axe could use a fanboi since we hate him.

Originally posted by J. J
I shall disappear once again.Good. Please take your new "idol" Axe with you.


:mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

(oops, wrong thread)

[ January 14, 2005, 09:51 AM: Message edited by: J. J. ] Even if you were bright enough to post in the right thread the first time, we still wouldn't listen to a limp-wristed, skirt-wearing, non-TNT chucking, lurking-pansy, Axe-fanboi like yourself. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

GRAARHARHGHHRGARHRGHGRHGH!!!

[J. J.]

Yes, I freely admit...'tis quite embarrasing. redface.gif

Not off to a rousing start, but from what I read here in this maggot infested wasteland of deranged grognard's it's no big loss. :mad: :mad:

But accusing me of being a fanboi Canadian like Axe...well all I can say I've got shotguns that are brighter than them folk.

OK, Ok...I'm not lurking like I said I would. I shall trouble ya'll no further. :mad:

My local EB has a copy of CM:BB for $10 and it's been slowly decaying on the store shelf for the better part of a year. Should I pick it up?? ;)

(Seriously, you guys crack me up. I appreciate it. Makes for better day at work).

[Moraine Sedai]

I will admit that when you posted first in the Peng thread, my heart skipped a beat. I've been looking for a new cabana boy.

But since you've defected to the Waffle House and have proven to be lacking in sufficient sense God gave a snow pea, I've decided to let you rot in here, you sad, sorry excuse for a lurkur! :mad: :mad: Now Lurkur has lurking down to an art!

Come back when you know your place! :mad: And not before then!! :mad: :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by J. J.:
Makes for better day at work. What idjit saw fit to give you a job? *checks profile* Ahhhhh, a newspaper, well they'll hire just about any schmuck, isn't that so Axe? BWAAAHAHAAAAHAAA!!

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by J. J.:
Yes, I freely admit...'tis quite embarrasing. redface.gif

Not off to a rousing start, but from what I read here in this maggot infested wasteland of deranged grognard's it's no big loss. :mad: :mad:

But accusing me of being a fanboi Canadian like Axe...well all I can say I've got shotguns that are brighter than them folk.

OK, Ok...I'm not lurking like I said I would. I shall trouble ya'll no further. :mad:

My local EB has a copy of CM:BB for $10 and it's been slowly decaying on the store shelf for the better part of a year. Should I pick it up?? ;)

(Seriously, you guys crack me up. I appreciate it. Makes for better day at work). Well, he has at least one neuron. But then again, even a catatonic crocodile is brighter than Axe.

As for spending $10 for CMBB, NO alcohol, drugs or wimin ((not even Mike the hoor) can be had at that price and give one that much pleasure. Pick it up. I'm sure that one of the maggots here would love some fresh meat to feast on.

[Mace]

Originally posted by J. J.:
grognardGrognards?

In here?

*chortle*

Mace

[Snarker]

Dave H, you inundated maggot!!! Are you out in Dom 2? Or just too waterlogged to remember the game is back up? :mad:

[_Axe_]

<font size=900>LIGHTS OUT!!
GUERILLA RADIO!!!</font size=900>

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

No one is a bigger fanboi of me than.....well, me! :mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Snarker:
Dave H, you inundated maggot!!! Are you out in Dom 2? Or just too waterlogged to remember the game is back up? :mad: Is waterlogged another word for old? :confused:

[_Axe_]

You all make baby Jesus cry. :mad: :mad:

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Well, if you are bored you COULD send me a turn. Maggot.

[_Axe_]

I just did foo.

[_Axe_]

And I am never bored. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Mace]

Finished raging against the machine yet, Axe? :mad: :mad:

Mace

[_Axe_]

Well, well, well. Look at what the sheep dragged in.

Good morning!

I think I'll have another beer.

[_Axe_]

She who must be tolerated is due home in 30 minutes. Time to make dinner -- which means time to have two more beers.

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
Time to make dinner.... In other words, call the Canuckistani version of Domino's Pizza and order a pie topped with seal sausage. :mad:

[Mace]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
In other words, call the Canuckistani version of Domino's Pizza and order a pie topped with seal sausage. :mad: Do pay attention, my dear Watson:

Time to make dinner -- which means time to have two more beers.Axe's dinner is liquid.

Mace

[Robohn]

RARARGGGHHHH! I have returned and am looking for a victim! (okay, or someone to pummel me). CMAK or CMBB fine! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Robohn:
RARARGGGHHHH! I have returned and am looking for a victim! (okay, or someone to pummel me). CMAK or CMBB fine! :mad: :mad: :mad: 'bout time maggot. Send it my way. :mad: :mad:

[Watson &amp; Crick]

My girlfriend wants to see some penguins, so we are going here (http://www.neaq.org/vtour/jv.peng2/jv.360peng2.html) . She could see some here (http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=30;t=003420) as well. Not quite the same species, but they are hand fed. :mad:

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
My girlfriend wants to see some penguins, so we are going here (http://www.neaq.org/vtour/jv.peng2/jv.360peng2.html) . Has she grown tired of looking at the Dodo Bird that is her boyfriend? :confused:

[_Axe_]

http://www.encyclopedia.mu/Nature/Fauna/Birds/Extinct/Images/Dodo1.jpg

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
My girlfriend wants to see some penguins, so we are going here (http://www.neaq.org/vtour/jv.peng2/jv.360peng2.html) . Has she grown tired of looking at the Dodo Bird that is her boyfriend? :confused: </font>[/QUOTE]GARRRRRRRGGGGGGG! This is coming from you, Mr. moa?????


http://www.petermaas.nl/extinct/images/book-extinctbirds.jpg


Besides, if you found a wife that COULD tolerate you, then there is hope for me.

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:

Besides, if you found a wife that COULD tolerate you, then there is hope for me. Touche.

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick:

Besides, if you found a wife that COULD tolerate you, then there is hope for me. Touche. </font>[/QUOTE]Perhaps you could touche la send button on a turn that isn't broken. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick:

Besides, if you found a wife that COULD tolerate you, then there is hope for me. Touche. </font>[/QUOTE]Perhaps you could touche la send button on a turn that isn't broken. :mad: :mad: :mad: </font>[/QUOTE]Please to be resending.

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick:

Besides, if you found a wife that COULD tolerate you, then there is hope for me. Touche. </font>[/QUOTE]Perhaps you could touche la send button on a turn that isn't broken. :mad: :mad: :mad: </font>[/QUOTE]Please to be resending. </font>[/QUOTE]Huh? Your turn 60 no worky. Therefore 'tis you to please to be resending.

[Wallybob]

Bugger ya'll.

Turns out to all what sent them to me.

Enjoy the day.

[Dave H]

Originally posted by J. J.:
Yes, I freely admit...'tis quite embarrasing. redface.gif

Not off to a rousing start, but from what I read here in this maggot infested wasteland of deranged grognard's it's no big loss. :mad: :mad:

But accusing me of being a fanboi Canadian like Axe...well all I can say I've got shotguns that are brighter than them folk.

OK, Ok...I'm not lurking like I said I would. I shall trouble ya'll no further. :mad:

My local EB has a copy of CM:BB for $10 and it's been slowly decaying on the store shelf for the better part of a year. Should I pick it up?? ;)

(Seriously, you guys crack me up. I appreciate it. Makes for better day at work).Buy CMBB immediately. Order CMAK. Send me a setup for griping about my choices in music, or I'll send you one. Your choice. :D

And now, this oldie but goodie goes out to J. J. who requested some opera. The first time I ever heard Pavarotti sing this, it gave me goosebumps. It still does:

Nessun dorma! Nessun dorma!
Tu pure, o, Principessa,
nella tua fredda stanza,
guardi le stelle
che fremono d'amore
e di speranza.

Ma il mio mistero e chiuso in me,
il nome mio nessun sapra!
No, no, sulla tua bocca lo diro
quando la luce splendera!

Ed il mio bacio sciogliera il silenzio
che ti fa mia!

(Il nome suo nessun sapra!...
e noi dovrem, ahime, morir!)

Dilegua, o notte!
Tramontate, stelle!
Tramontate, stelle!
All'alba vincero!
vincero, vincero!

There you go Waffles, have a little dose of culture. It couldn't hurt. Snarker and Mace, any chance of you letting go of a turn in the next month or two? :rolleyes:

[mike_the_wino]

Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:
I will admit that when you posted first in the Peng thread, my heart skipped a beat. I've been looking for a new cabana boy.

But since you've defected to the Waffle House and have proven to be lacking in sufficient sense God gave a snow pea, I've decided to let you rot in here, you sad, sorry excuse for a lurkur!We could wash him and send him back. We haven't really been shopping for lackluster, half-wit, hangers on. That's a touch too <font size = -2>pengish</font>.

I will ring up one of those septic companies and see if they would be willing to spray the lad down, in order to give him the proper odor of the Poop...er, Pool

[mike_the_wino]

News flash from the Wino front...
Beer is good but not that good. I have been killing hundreds of them per month now and they just keep showing up on grocery store shelves. I WILL PREVAIL!!!!

Speaking of killings...after the first 200-ish deaths it all becomes kinda pedestrian, doncha tink Wallybob? This scenario is definitely not human vs. human material, therefore the ape-ish Wally is really struggling.

Hairdryer & Pick is getting rune-d.

Merrily, but slowly, moving through a re-match versus Snarker. Don't even remember the name of the scenario but I do believe that we both agreed that the Rolling Stones version of 'Satisfaction' far excedes the not too terrible re-make by Devo.

[Wallybob]

Wally no ape. No ape.

Wally MAD! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Bad Wino.

Wally get more booze, try game thingy again.