MasterGoodale's Thread of Cheery Waffles, Maggots, and Lost penguins

[Dave H]

Okay, here is the Cheery Waffle rule for sodding:

"Green side up!"

Since Axe filled up the last thread with pictures of cars, it was time to move on.

[Snarker]

Grrraaaaaaargh!!!!!!

Better be pretty angry, molten TNT chucking penguins getting lost in here!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Snarker:
Grrraaaaaaargh!!!!!!

Better be pretty angry, molten TNT chucking penguins getting lost in here!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Whenever I chuck molten TNT at Snarker, he yells, "Thank You Sir, may I have another?!"

He's so amenable that way.

[Jim Boggs]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:
Grrraaaaaaargh!!!!!!

Better be pretty angry, molten TNT chucking penguins getting lost in here!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Whenever I chuck molten TNT at Snarker, he yells, "Thank You Sir, may I have another?!"

He's so amenable that way. </font>[/QUOTE]When I chuck surrendering Italians at Snarker, he whines like a baby.

[_Axe_]

How much TNT can a maggot chuck if a maggot could chuck TNT? :mad:

[Jim Boggs]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
How much TNT can a maggot chuck if a maggot could chuck TNT? :mad: 16 Tons :mad:

Another day older and deeper in debt. :mad:

[Becket]

Hey guys, a friend of mine has created a awesome web strategy game called Fiefdom. Basically, you log in, create a fiefdom, then grow it into the most powerful fiefdom around, crushing your rivals and looting their towns.

It's incredibly addictive. He's still beta'ing it, but said he'd be happy to have more good players come try it out. I don't know any, so I'm inviting you guys instead.

http://www.evolvingworlds.com/fiefdom

If enough of you dolts try it, we can make our own Waffle Alliance. smile.gif

Have I mentioned lately how much I hate Boo? No? I hate Boo. I haven't lost this many tanks since the debacle against Nugget.

My forces got a sound contact against Axe, but since the dust cloud is coming down the road, and the sound contact is going through the woods, I'm going to go with the.....sound contact!

[Edward Windsor]

Well, the festive season is well and truly a dim, distant memory :(

Still, if any of you maggots want to indulge in a little post-dated seasonal tomfoolery we could always drop by the Peng thread with a few wisecracks about being lesbians trapped in men's bodies :mad:

Turns out later tonight. Possibly.

Teddy

PS I can't believe none of you guys want to help out with the nice request for a CMBB manual pdf.

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Becket:

Have I mentioned lately how much I hate Boo? No? I hate Boo. I haven't lost this many tanks since the debacle against Nugget.
Chalk it up to your abysmal battle tactics. Tactics like, "I think I'll move my tanks up on slight rises, right out in the open. That'll show him!"

[Becket]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket:

Have I mentioned lately how much I hate Boo? No? I hate Boo. I haven't lost this many tanks since the debacle against Nugget.
Chalk it up to your abysmal battle tactics. Tactics like, "I think I'll move my tanks up on slight rises, right out in the open. That'll show him!" </font>[/QUOTE]Well, you're doing pretty well with the same plan. tongue.gif

[Kitty]

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Kitty

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Becket:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket:

Have I mentioned lately how much I hate Boo? No? I hate Boo. I haven't lost this many tanks since the debacle against Nugget.
Chalk it up to your abysmal battle tactics. Tactics like, "I think I'll move my tanks up on slight rises, right out in the open. That'll show him!" </font>[/QUOTE]Well, you're doing pretty well with the same plan. tongue.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Last time I checked, you'd lost something like 6 tanks and a gun, to my two tanks and two halftracks.
I think you're still ahead.

[Becket]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket:

Have I mentioned lately how much I hate Boo? No? I hate Boo. I haven't lost this many tanks since the debacle against Nugget.
Chalk it up to your abysmal battle tactics. Tactics like, "I think I'll move my tanks up on slight rises, right out in the open. That'll show him!" </font>[/QUOTE]Well, you're doing pretty well with the same plan. tongue.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Last time I checked, you'd lost something like 6 tanks and a gun, to my two tanks and two halftracks.
I think you're still ahead. </font>[/QUOTE]If you'd kindly charge your infantry across the bridge, it will all be better.

[_Axe_]

What is this, this "I Suck Worse Than You, No I suck Worse Than You" thread? :mad: :mad:

Maggots. :mad:

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
What is this, this "I Suck Worse Than You, No I suck Worse Than You" thread? :mad: :mad:

Maggots. :mad: It'd be hard to pick the winner of a contest like that in here. :D

:mad: :mad:

Kitty

[86smopuim]

Nov 18th?

My guess is some broke down old Mopar. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Snarker]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
What is this, this "I Suck Worse Than You, No I suck Worse Than You" thread? :mad: :mad:

Maggots. :mad: You all suck like Hoovers. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Snarker]

Originally posted by 86smopuim:
Nov 18th?

My guess is some broke down old Mopar. :mad: :mad: :mad: http://www.phoons.com/images/oscar.jpg

Weinermobile. And you look good in front of it. smile.gif

[Becket]

I don't see you playing Fiefdom yet, Axel.

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Kitty:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:
What is this, this "I Suck Worse Than You, No I suck Worse Than You" thread? :mad: :mad:

Maggots. :mad: It'd be hard to pick the winner of a contest like that in here. :D

:mad: :mad:

Kitty</font>[/QUOTE]Don't worry, Kitty, I think all of you bored <font size=1>penguins</font size=1> would finish in a dead heat for worst. tongue.gif

I know you all have my vote. :D

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
What is this, this "I Suck Worse Than You, No I suck Worse Than You" thread? :mad: :mad:

Maggots. :mad: You just figure that out, Sparky?

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Dave H:
Don't worry, Kitty, I think all of you bored <font size=1>penguins</font size=1> would finish in a dead heat for worst. tongue.gif

I know you all have my vote. :D Why you little!!! Attacked by Dave H!!!!! And after I just got through plugging your thread in Peng thread too. That's gratitude. :(

:mad: :mad: :mad:

Kitty

[Snarker]

What can we say? Everybody has something in his past that sometimes surfaces in the present. I'm guessing Dave (the maggot) was pecked mercilessly and left for dead in the penguin exhibit or was a product of the Catholic schools... :mad: :mad:

[Edward Windsor]

Originally posted by Kitty:
Why you little!!! Attacked by Dave H!!!!! And after I just got through plugging your thread in Peng thread too. That's gratitude. :(

:mad: :mad: :mad:

KittyThe wrath of Dave is a terrible thing and you’ve obviously roused the beast within :mad: :mad: :mad:

If I were you I’d lie low for a while … you won’t like him when he’s angry.

Turns out, maggots! If you didn't get one, it's because you owe me one :mad:

Night, night,

Teddy

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Kitty:
Why you little!!! Attacked by Dave H!!!!! And after I just got through plugging your thread in Peng thread too. That's gratitude. :(

:mad: :mad: :mad:

KittySince I don't usually read that quaint little collection of mindless posts which goes by the name of the <font size=1>penguin</font size=1> thread, can you define how you meant "plugging" for me? Do you mean you put in a good word for the Cheery Waffles? Do you mean you stopped up our thread, like a clogged drain? Or do you mean it the way the cowboys in old westerns used it, meaning you shot our thread? ;) :rolleyes: :D

Oh, and nobody has called me a "little" anything for a long, long time, so I'll take that as a compliment. :D

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Edward Windsor:
If I were you I’d lie low for a while … you won’t like him when he’s angry.
I don't like him anyway. Think I'll stick around. ;)

:mad: :mad:

Kitty

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Becket:
I don't see you playing Fiefdom yet, Axel. All hail King Axe!

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket:
I don't see you playing Fiefdom yet, Axel. All hail King Axe! </font>[/QUOTE]*Hails*

Kitty

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Kitty:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket:
I don't see you playing Fiefdom yet, Axel. All hail King Axe! </font>[/QUOTE]*Hails*

Kitty </font>[/QUOTE]*throws baubles*
*grants coat of arms*

[Michael Emrys]

Originally posted by Kitty:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:
All hail King Axe! *Hails*</font>[/QUOTE]Hail, yes!

Michael

[86smopuim]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket:
I don't see you playing Fiefdom yet, Axel. All hail King Axe! </font>[/QUOTE]Hail!

Now wuts my kar?

(Nov 18th)

[Becket]

Oooh, Axe has the stones to sign up, too bad none of the rest of you did. :D

[86smopuim]

:mad: :mad: :mad:

I have stones, where do I sign?

What do I get?

[ January 05, 2004, 06:29 PM: Message edited by: 86smopuim ]

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by 86smopuim:
Now wuts my kar?

(Nov 18th) Now, now. Good things come to those who wait. I'm at home. If you're good, you'll find a shiny new car in your thread tomorrow morning.

[_Axe_]

ROFLMFAO!!!

A new day arrives... (16:31:1)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Becket Declares: The Wafflers have arrived!
Snarker Declares: Right. Where's the ale we were promised?
KingDog Declares: My eunuch!
Sieg Declares: what's the 411 on the 2121?
Becket Declares: Axe! I hardly recognize you without your 2121!
God help the Fiefdom.

[86smopuim]

Originally posted by Axe2121:

Snarker Declares: Right. Where's the ale we were promised?
I built a tavern with my ca$h, swing on by.

[Becket]

Hey Maggots -- glad to see a lot of you signed up. I'm going to form an alliance for us in a bit (probably around 8EST or so).

Sorry I haven't been around this afternoon, spend your early rounds building your fiefdoms. smile.gif

There's not been much chatter in the game today because one alliance had half the players in it. =P It's being split up now, though.

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Becket:
Hey Maggots -- glad to see a lot of you signed up. I'm going to form an alliance for us in a bit (probably around 8EST or so). An alliance of maggots?!? We'll take over the world then burn it to the ground! :mad: :mad:

[Becket]

Of course. smile.gif BTW, penguins are welcome too.

I've made the alliance. I'm mostly AFK, but I'll leave a welcome message about how to build up your fiefdom.

[Snarker]

Buahhaaaahaaa!!!!
Marvel at my coat of arms in Feifdom, maggots!!! Now that I'm in charge of my own kingdom on line, it seemed fitting to break it out. Maggots will burn and cry in pain as I pour molten metal and oil to crisp there lips. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Becket:
Of course. smile.gif BTW, penguins are welcome too.

I've made the alliance. I'm mostly AFK, but I'll leave a welcome message about how to build up your fiefdom. Ok, I'll bite. What alliance? smile.gif

:mad: :mad: :mad:

Kitty

[Becket]

Originally posted by Kitty:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket:
Of course. smile.gif BTW, penguins are welcome too.

I've made the alliance. I'm mostly AFK, but I'll leave a welcome message about how to build up your fiefdom. Ok, I'll bite. What alliance? smile.gif

:mad: :mad: :mad:

Kitty </font>[/QUOTE]http://www.evolvingworlds.com/fiefdom -- it's a webgame that a friend of mine is developing, he opened the current beta test today. It's quite addictive. smile.gif

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Becket:
it's a webgame that a friend of mine is developing, he opened the current beta test today. It's quite addictive. smile.gif Oooo, neat! What's "Advisor's Name," mean? Can I just put in anything? Like Gaylord Foker?

Kitty

[Becket]

Originally posted by Kitty:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket:
it's a webgame that a friend of mine is developing, he opened the current beta test today. It's quite addictive. smile.gif Oooo, neat! What's "Advisor's Name," mean? Can I just put in anything? Like Gaylord Foker?

Kitty </font>[/QUOTE]Yep. Too bad he turned off html, though, or you could have made Focker pink. smile.gif

[Kitty]

Grr, Fiefdom is broken. Or I broke it or something. I created a fiefdom but when I try to log in it says, "Bad Username or Password, try again." I guess I'm just bad. :(

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Kitty

[Becket]

Err, Kitty, clarification. Did you name your advisor Gaylord Foker, or *shudder* your Fiefdom? Let me know and I'll send you an invite.

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Becket:
Err, Kitty, clarification. Did you name your advisor Gaylord Foker, or *shudder* your Fiefdom? Let me know and I'll send you an invite. My advisor. LOL I broke it though! See my above post! :(

Kitty

[Kitty]

I can't believe I broke Fiefdom. Everything I touch dies. :( :( :(

Kitty

[Becket]

Well, there's a Fiefdom in the list named "Gaylord Foker". No Kitties. You might try re-creating your fiefdom, more carefully this time. Or just live as Gaylord. :eek:

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Becket:
Well, there's a Fiefdom in the list named "Gaylord Foker". No Kitties. You might try re-creating your fiefdom, more carefully this time. Or just live as Gaylord. :eek: LOL What have I done?!?!?! It let me in as Gaylord Foker!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOooooOOOOoooooo! And it won't let me create another fiefdom!!!! I DON'T WANT TO BE GAYLORD FOKER!!!!!!!! HELP!

You're sure there's no Kitty on the list? :eek:

Kitty

[Becket]

Originally posted by Kitty:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket:
Well, there's a Fiefdom in the list named "Gaylord Foker". No Kitties. You might try re-creating your fiefdom, more carefully this time. Or just live as Gaylord. :eek: LOL What have I done?!?!?! It let me in as Gaylord Foker!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOooooOOOOoooooo! And it won't let me create another fiefdom!!!! I DON'T WANT TO BE GAYLORD FOKER!!!!!!!! HELP!

You're sure there's no Kitty on the list? :eek:

Kitty </font>[/QUOTE]LOL. No kitty on the list. You can post on the board (link on the left side) and see if nPawn can delete your fiefdom or rename it. For the meantime, since I have confirmation it's you and not he, I'll invite you to the alliance. smile.gif

[Snarker]

Originally posted by Becket:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket:
Well, there's a Fiefdom in the list named "Gaylord Foker". No Kitties. You might try re-creating your fiefdom, more carefully this time. Or just live as Gaylord. :eek: LOL What have I done?!?!?! It let me in as Gaylord Foker!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOooooOOOOoooooo! And it won't let me create another fiefdom!!!! I DON'T WANT TO BE GAYLORD FOKER!!!!!!!! HELP!

You're sure there's no Kitty on the list? :eek:

Kitty </font>[/QUOTE]LOL. No kitty on the list. You can post on the board (link on the left side) and see if nPawn can delete your fiefdom or rename it. For the meantime, since I have confirmation it's you and not he, I'll invite you to the alliance. smile.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Kitty Focker has a ring to it. :eek:

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Snarker:
Kitty Focker has a ring to it. :eek: LOL STOP IT!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Gaylo..err Kitty!!!!

[Snarker]

GRRARGH!!!!!!

Fiefdom: I just slapped Mickey Mouse around. Something about that giant eff'n rat has always bothered me... :mad: I feel much better now.

Joe Boggs Billy Ray Vaughn stole all my flags and somehow they are nuetered - uh, nuetral. Maggot Tildes are worth TNT spit for area control!!!! :mad: :mad:

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Snarker:
Fiefdom: I just slapped Mickey Mouse around. Something about that giant eff'n rat has always bothered me... :mad: I feel much better now.Woo! Go, Snarker!

Fiefdom: I'm now Kitty again! WOO HOO! :D
:mad: :mad:

[86smopuim]

Originally posted by Snarker:
Buahhaaaahaaa!!!!
Marvel at my coat of arms in Feifdom, maggots!!! Hhahahaha, u SUCK! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Check out MINE, now thats a waffle worhty crest.

ale, ants, maggots, TNT all in a field fo waffles. http://ponyshow.com/smope/waffle_crest.jpg

[ January 06, 2004, 12:05 AM: Message edited by: 86smopuim ]

[Snarker]

Originally posted by 86smopuim:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:
Buahhaaaahaaa!!!!
Marvel at my coat of arms in Feifdom, maggots!!! Hhahahaha, u SUCK! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Check out MINE, now thats a waffle worhty crest.

ale, ants, maggots, TNT all in a field fo waffles. http://ponyshow.com/smope/waffle_crest.jpg </font>[/QUOTE]I changed mine from my "real" (well, somebody with my name had it) heraldry to the alliances.

Yours is :mad: It's a mug of mold, not ale, eh? smile.gif

[86smopuim]

Originally posted by Snarker:
Yours is :mad: It's a mug of mold, not ale, eh? smile.gif Any half wit would recognize that the ants are leaf-cutter ants, which grown mold, be-y :mad: tch!

Pehaps u drink crappy typical yank beer, so you wouldn't know a fine ale if it walked up and kicked you in your overly stretched @ss!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Edited to add this ----> :mad:

[ January 06, 2004, 12:48 AM: Message edited by: 86smopuim ]

[Edward Windsor]

Fiefdom, schmeifdom :mad:

I set up an account (it's about time we ruled again, even if it is just a virtual world) but whenever I try to log in I get: "Bad Username or Password, try again." :mad:

Any ideas?

Teddy

PS For the Battlefront chaps: CMAK is groovy, we all love it, please don't lock this thread.

[Mace]

Originally posted by Edward Windsor:
I set up an account (it's about time we ruled again, even if it is just a virtual world) but whenever I try to log in I get: "Bad Username or Password, try again." *takes Edward Windsor aside, with one arm draped around his shoulder*

I'm here to help you, mate!

There's a slight issue with the program in that you need to login using your advisor's name, and then your password.

That'll work.

*gives a friendly pat on the back, then goes through the wallet stolen from Edward Windsor*

Hey neat! Royalty carries plenty of cash!! :D :D :D :D

Mace

[Soddball]

Do you actually play CM, or are you just hanging around here like a kiddyfiddler outside the gates of a school?

[Mace]

Can't talk! Counting money!

Mace

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Edward Windsor:

PS For the Battlefront chaps: CMAK is groovy, we all love it, please don't lock this thread. Tee hee.

[Edward Windsor]

For any maggots out there, my courier - Cardinal Wolsey - is currently running my empire. *Sigh*

Teddy

[Soddball]

How are all you tossmuppets doing on Inferno??? Enough hot, bitter, angry molten TNT in it for you? :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Edward Windsor]

My manners... Much as it pains me to thank a Penguin, thanks for the fatherly advice Mace.

Bottoms up,

Teddy

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by 86smopuim:
Nov 18th?

My guess is some broke down old Mopar. :mad: :mad: :mad: 1967 Jaguar XKE Coupe

http://www.highwayone.com/Images/Photos/Jaguar/00caah/00caah1.jpg

[86smopuim]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
1967 Jaguar XKE Coupe
sw :mad: :mad: t!

[Dave H]

Thank you for stomping my fief, Kitty! May I have another? ;) :D :D

Becket, introducing us to this game may have been a mistake. When will anybody get CMAK turns out when they're preoccupied with defending their fief from the other maggots, and worse? :rolleyes: :eek: :rolleyes:

[Boo Radley]

Not that the CMAK (pronounced SEE-mac) turns normally returned by the average <small>goddamer</small> are all that challenging.
Are you sure you guys just haven't been phoning them in right from the start?

[Soddball]

Doesn't look like it. I am waiting here for mine and have NUFFINK.

I have a new scenario ready for playing - Bidberg Heights. Total 5,000 points on an 880m x 800m map (approx) and 24 turns. It's jolly good fun. Any takers for a quick test before I release it to The Scenario Depot?

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Soddball:
Doesn't look like it. I am waiting here for mine and have NUFFINK.

I have a new scenario ready for playing - Bidberg Heights. Total 5,000 points on an 880m x 800m map (approx) and 24 turns. It's jolly good fun. Any takers for a quick test before I release it to The Scenario Depot?Send me a setup. I'll take it for a spin against you! It's the least you can do since I'm playing my third version of Inferno! ;) tongue.gif

[Soddball]

Bore Badly! - just the Maggot. How's about a spot of playtesting for me? :mad: :mad:

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Soddball:
Bore Badly! - just the Maggot. How's about a spot of playtesting for me? :mad: :mad: Sorry, but thanks for thinking of me. I'm in the midst of 15 games already and that's enough for now.

[86smopuim]

Originally posted by Soddball:
Bore Badly! - just the Maggot. How's about a spot of playtesting for me? :mad: :mad: Listen @ssmunch, I have been begging for a battle from "the brood" for quite some time now.

If this scenario has lots, I mean LOTS of TNT, and flames, I'll take u on.

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Soddball:
Doesn't look like it. I am waiting here for mine and have NUFFINK.GGGARRARA GAGGAG G AG AGARARAR AGARAGAR GGAGAGGAGARAGGAG RA!!!!!

I've sent our last turn three times now!!!!

What's the freakin' problem?!? Besides you, I mean.
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Soddball]

Because:

1) The file you sent said it was for 'A Different Version' - so I asked you to remake the turn and resend it since there is some funny corruptication. :mad: :mad:

2) The file you sent went to the wrong email address, the one which gets 100 junk messages a day and which all my CM:AK turns get filtered as junk. Duh. :mad: :mad: :mad:
Just use the 'gotadsl.co.uk' one please. :mad:

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Soddball:
Because:

1) The file you sent said it was for 'A Different Version' - so I asked you to remake the turn and resend it since there is some funny corruptication. :mad: :mad:

2) The file you sent went to the wrong email address, the one which gets 100 junk messages a day and which all my CM:AK turns get filtered as junk. Duh. :mad: :mad: :mad:
Just use the 'gotadsl.co.uk' one please. :mad: Okay. :mad:

[tiny_tanker]

Howdy boys! That fiefdom thingy is quit a bit o fun, If you bastages would stop slaughtering me!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Might I join your maggoty cheery waffeling allience?

[Kitty]

Originally posted by tiny_tanker:
Howdy boys! That fiefdom thingy is quit a bit o fun, If you bastages would stop slaughtering me!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Might I join your maggoty cheery waffeling allience? Hehehe, sell out ;) :mad: :mad: :mad:

Kitty

[tiny_tanker]

Why Miss Kitty I am no such thing. It is but a ploy to get your attention so that we might create a mighty allience of our own and crush the maggots ;)

Or .... now this is just a thought, all of us could join together and crush the other fools........ either way you can find me on tanks plains maggots! :mad: :mad:

[Snarker]

Originally posted by Soddball:
Because:

1) The file you sent said it was for 'A Different Version' - so I asked you to remake the turn and resend it since there is some funny corruptication. :mad: :mad:

2) The file you sent went to the wrong email address, the one which gets 100 junk messages a day and which all my CM:AK turns get filtered as junk. Duh. :mad: :mad: :mad:
Just use the 'gotadsl.co.uk' one please. :mad: GRARGHRGHGH you ISP dumping whooooooer!!!! Messing up maggots minds left and right you are. Not that it's hard to do. :mad: :mad:

[Kitty]

Hey, Snarker? :mad: :mad: :mad:

Kitty

[Becket]

Just completed another game on Abbott's Road to Moscow. I played the Soviets this time, and smashed my German opponent. I only wish the later T-34s were as deadly as the 1940 model!

I don't know if any of you get History International, but if you do, be sure and check out History Viewpoint's presentation of "Blood Upon the Snow: Russia's War" -- it's 12 or so 1 hour episodes on the East Front, beginning with Stalin's assumption of power (I never knew that Lenin recommended that Stalin not succeed him) going through the end of the war. I've got a TiVo wish list that picks up each of them (if you have TiVo, I can give you my wish list specifics -- you probably don't want a season pass b/c the rest of the History Viewpoint series aren't as good). The footage in this show is incredible.

They've also got a three parter on the SS running; TiVo grabbed one about the Waffen-SS for me.

[Snarker]

Originally posted by Kitty:
Hey, Snarker? :mad: :mad: :mad:

Kitty GARRRARRGHGHHRGHARGH!!!!!!

Don't sneak up on a lit TNT holding maggot like that and tap 'im on the shoulder!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Snarker]

Any maggots currently beating / gettting beaten by me have my latest turns? My inbox is unbelievably quiet tonight.

[Dave H]

All turns out to you Fiefdom-playing maggots. I won't be expecting any new turns from any of you for days. Has anyone heard from mike_the_wino? We started a PBEM weeks ago and he's been AWOL since before Christmas. I hope he didn't help himself to enough holiday wine to cause his body to burst. Unfortunately, I sure wouldn't bet on him having that kind of self-control. :eek: :eek: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[tiny_tanker]

You bloody fecking TNT :mad: slatherd moldy maggoty bastages! You have introduced me to a terribly addictive game, that fecking fiefdom! ARRRRRGGGHHH :mad: :mad: :mad: Let me join your bleeding alliance before I go mad!

[Nightwatch]

Originally posted by tiny_tanker:
Why Miss Kitty I am no such thing. It is but a ploy to get your attention so that we might create a mighty allience of our own and crush the maggots ;) That has got to be the lamest chat up line I've ever heard! :mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Dave H:
All turns out to you Fiefdom-playing maggots. I won't be expecting any new turns from any of you for days. I didn't see mine last night. :mad:

By the way, how do you take a screenshot?

How come there's no blood in this game?

Why are there only three soldiers pictured in a squad?

Why doesn't someone mod the bazooka/flamethrower/mortar/ampulomet/piat?

Why aren't there SS insignia on the German version?

What are mods and where can I get them?

Can someone e-mail me the manual?

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
By the way, how do you take a screenshot?

How come there's no blood in this game?

Why are there only three soldiers pictured in a squad?

Why doesn't someone mod the bazooka/flamethrower/mortar/ampulomet/piat?

Why aren't there SS insignia on the German version?

What are mods and where can I get them?

Can someone e-mail me the manual? No, but if you don't shut up, I'll be happy to throw a brick at your lips.

XXOO,
Boo

[Snarker]

Originally posted by tiny_tanker:
You bloody fecking TNT :mad: slatherd moldy maggoty bastages! You have introduced me to a terribly addictive game, that fecking fiefdom! ARRRRRGGGHHH :mad: :mad: :mad: Let me join your bleeding alliance before I go mad! En oh. tongue.gif :mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

I love my job.

Yesterday I wrote a story about a local veteran, Charles Hancock, who is the first in our area to get the new "veteran" licence plate with the symbol of the poppy on it.
He joined the South Saskatchewan Regiment — a militia unit — in 1940. However after a couple of years he switched to the Air Force.
He trained to be a wireless airgunner but washed out because of difficulty in mastering the wireless part. He then found himself in Angus at Canadian Forces Base Borden training to be a transport driver for the Air Force.
He took a three-week training course in mobile transport outside of Moose Jaw and asked for the first overseas posting he could get. Soon he was off to Scotland in January of 1944.
Hancock was attached to 129 of the Royal Air Force and trained in several places in southern England before crossing the English Channel in an American landing craft shortly after D-Day.
In his time in Europe he helped supply the air force as it moved through Normandy, into Belgium and Holland. A serious bout of tuberculosis put him in hospital in England. He was shipped back on the hospital ship T.S. Letitia, where his berth mate — an airman who had his eyelids, nose and ears burned off in a crash — taught him to play crib.
Once home Hancock went on to a 27-year long career in the RCAF.
Highlights of his career included driving Queen Elizabeth around while she was in Canada in 1959.

So I get back to the office and type "TSS Letitia" into google and come up with the ship's history and a color painting of it. I printed the two things out and dropped them off to him about 15 minutes ago. He looked at the painting for a long time without saying anything then looked at me and, with tears in his eyes, said "Until right now I'd never seen the ship that brought me home."
He was brought onboard on a stretcher and taken off on a stretcher and never really got a look at the ship from the outside.

Like I said, I love my job.

[_Axe_]

Huh. So I'm looking at today's car on my calendar, a 1967 Shelby Cobra 427 SC, and there's this airplane behind it.
It's a nice Soviet red with yellow lettering stenciled on it. Using my trusty magnifying glass I can make it out — "Yak 9U — Barbarossa — Eddie Andreini."

Google turns this up.


Eddie Andreini has been a part of the West Coast airshow circuit for more than 35 years.

He learned to fly in a Taylorcraft L-2 at the age of 16 and broke into the airshow business flying a BT-13 at the Watsonville Airshow in 1964. Since then, he has flown a Great Lakes, deHavilland Chipmunk, PT-17 and his current mounts: an all-red Yak-9 named "Barbarossa" and a 450-hp Super Stearman he flies solo and with a wingwalker.

When he's not flying, Andreini runs a heavy equipment and engineering firm in Half Moon Bay, a seaside community south of San Francisco.

Although he was bitten by the Yak bug years ago after a season of flying a Yak-52, it wasn't until 1996 that he got his new Yak-9U from Russia via Jim Wickersham of Shadetree Aviation in Carson City, Nev.

After installing a liquid-cooled Allison V-12 and a modified prop from a DC-3, Andreini made the first flight in his Yak in February '97. After working out a few bugs, he explored the Yak's performance envelope.

It went fast, even at low power settings; and although it liked to roll, it didn't like high G loads, so loops had to be 3,000-footers. In a few weeks, though, Andreini had worked out a 10-minute aerobatic sequence for his first airshow.

The rest, as they say, is history. He now splits his performances between the Stearman and the Yak, depending on what the crowd wants to see.

For more information about Eddie Andreini Airshows, contact Power Entertainment at (650) 726-2065 or e-mail: readyeddy@aol.com.

[Becket]

That's a really cool story, Axe, thanks for sharing it.

It almost makes me wish my forces held off blasting you to infinity in the turn I sent you last night. Almost. Now, please send the turn back so I can revel in the TNT I chucked your way.

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Becket:
That's a really cool story, Axe, thanks for sharing it.

It almost makes me wish my forces held off blasting you to infinity in the turn I sent you last night. Almost. Now, please send the turn back so I can revel in the TNT I chucked your way. :mad: You'll have to wait until about 9 p.m.as Paula has a job interview in Barrie tonight. Keep your fingers crossed. She commutes to Toronto right now by train (an hour commute). Commute if she gets the job? Ten minutes.

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket:
That's a really cool story, Axe, thanks for sharing it.

It almost makes me wish my forces held off blasting you to infinity in the turn I sent you last night. Almost. Now, please send the turn back so I can revel in the TNT I chucked your way. :mad: You'll have to wait until about 9 p.m.as Paula has a job interview in Barrie tonight. Keep your fingers crossed. She commutes to Toronto right now by train (an hour commute). Commute if she gets the job? Ten minutes. </font>[/QUOTE]I wish Paula the best of luck. Commuting long distances day after day gets old, real fast.

(I just wanted to note that my best wishes for Paula does not detract in any way whatsoever the total and complete contempt I hold for you, your entire lifestyle and anyone misfortunate enough to even resemble you even in the most superficial way, even though they are probably confined to a cage in a sideshow in some impoverished third world country, you horrid little man!)

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket:
That's a really cool story, Axe, thanks for sharing it.

It almost makes me wish my forces held off blasting you to infinity in the turn I sent you last night. Almost. Now, please send the turn back so I can revel in the TNT I chucked your way. :mad: You'll have to wait until about 9 p.m.as Paula has a job interview in Barrie tonight. Keep your fingers crossed. She commutes to Toronto right now by train (an hour commute). Commute if she gets the job? Ten minutes. </font>[/QUOTE]I wish Paula the best of luck. Commuting long distances day after day gets old, real fast.

(I just wanted to note that my best wishes for Paula does not detract in any way whatsoever the total and complete contempt I hold for you, your entire lifestyle and anyone misfortunate enough to even resemble you even in the most superficial way, even though they are probably confined to a cage in a sideshow in some impoverished third world country, you horrid little man!) </font>[/QUOTE]Duly noted. :mad: :mad:

[Wallybob]

Ditto on the job thingy for Paula.

[Dave H]

Go Paula! :D :D :D

On the other hand, that will mean an extra hour and 40 minutes every day she has to put up with AXE!! :eek: :eek:

Isn't there a job somewhere farther away than Toronto she could get, with a longer daily commute? Montreal, maybe? ;) :D

[Boo Radley]

Gamey Game Update, brought to you by
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Snarker: Writhing in the grip of my inspired tactics!

Becket: Writhing in the grip of my inspired tactics!

Axe: Writhing in the grip of my inspired tactics!

<small>goddamers</small>...pa-THETIC!

[Becket]

Boo, I loathe you.

DaveH, that was an inspired bit of fiefing. I demand satisfaction on the field of battle. CMAK or CMBB, your choice.

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Becket:
Boo, I loathe you.Well, don't we all? tongue.gif ;)

DaveH, that was an inspired bit of fiefing. I demand satisfaction on the field of battle. CMAK or CMBB, your choice.Awww, I'm blushing! Thanks to all of you maggots and <font size=1>penguins</font size=1> and whatever other riff-raff who piled on and wiped out my army, making me a knight in the process. I still plan to be chaotic, so don't be surprised. Do you think any of the other alliances will let me join? Oh, and CMAK will be just fine with me. Send me a setup. :D :D :D

[_Axe_]

Well, thanks for the kind words all, but Paula turned down the job. It was a great facility (http://www.victoriavillage.ca/) but they are under a provincially-mandated budget and could only offer $7,000 less than what she is making now. :( With a new house, it was a bigger hit in the wallet than we could take right now.

As usual, she saw the positive (she was offered the job, after all). As for me, I just saw more commuting for her. She works very hard so the two of us can enjoy what we have and I am so proud of her every day.

To top it off, I had to shovel 30 centimetres of snow from not only my driveway but my parents' since they are in Mexico right now. :mad: :mad: The forecast for tonight? —36C with the windchill.

Turns and my long-promised, never-delivered update tonight. I feel like Pete Rose. :mad:

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
Well, thanks for the kind words all, but Paula turned down the job. It was a great facility (http://www.victoriavillage.ca/) but they are under a provincially-mandated budget and could only offer $7,000 less than what she is making now. :( With a new house, it was a bigger hit in the wallet than we could take right now.

As usual, she saw the positive (she was offered the job, after all). As for me, I just saw more commuting for her. She works very hard so the two of us can enjoy what we have and I am so proud of her every day. Well maybe if you were to get off that large spotty behind of yours and get a REAL job...
I mean, really, "reporter/photographer"?
Maybe someone should wake up and accept the reality that they aren't Jimmy Olsen and Superman won't be their bestest friend in the world.


To top it off, I had to shovel 30 centimetres of snow from not only my driveway but my parents' since they are in Mexico right now. :mad: :mad: The forecast for tonight? —36C with the windchill.30 centimeters...that's like what...? A cubit and a half?
-36C? Arrgh, the wolves will be out tonight, comin' inta the village ta eat yer young! Pile extra dung on yer fire, man!

Turns and my long-promised, never-delivered update tonight. I feel like Pete Rose. :mad: Soft and mushy?

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
Soft and mushy? Liar, liar pants on fire. :mad: :mad:

[Dave H]

Axe, if you want to be like Pete Rose it's okay with me. Just please tell me you don't wear dress shirts with a little number monogrammed onto the collar. That is so precious it makes me want to be sick. redface.gif redface.gif redface.gif :eek: :eek:

Have you noticed the maggots have been absent - no doubt playing that infernal virus Fiefdom. :eek: :eek: :eek:

Becket, send me a setup.

[Becket]

Setup to come tonight Dave, maybe you can do better at Trig 29 than von Thoma and Rommel did.

[Edward Windsor]

Originally posted by Dave H:
Have you noticed the maggots have been absent - no doubt playing that infernal virus Fiefdom. :eek: :eek: :eek: Damn, it's addictive :mad: :mad: :mad:

Teddy

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Dave H:
Have you noticed the maggots have been absent - no doubt playing that infernal virus Fiefdom. :eek: :eek: :eek:
I shouldn't worry too much if I were you. What with most of them having attentions spans not unlike hummingbirds on methamphetamines, they'll probably forget all about it soon enough.

Pity.

[kenfedoroff]

Excuse the interruption.

Whatever happened to MasterGoodale, anyway? His CM Forum career was like a bright star, flying across the heavens. Now, his only legacy is this thread and the peculiar form of aggressive communication found here.
Er.. Or is the answer for this found over in that section on how to do a screen shot?

Sincerely,
Lurker in Limbo

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by kenfedoroff:
Excuse the interruption.

Whatever happened to MasterGoodale, anyway? His CM Forum career was like a bright star, flying across the heavens. Now, his only legacy is this thread and the peculiar form of aggressive communication found here.
Er.. Or is the answer for this found over in that section on how to do a screen shot?

Sincerely,
Lurker in Limbo Dear Lurker,

He who goes by the name MasterGoodale perished in an unfortunate accident in his New Hampshire home while trying to rid it once and for all of mold, ants and mice.
His solution was copious amounts of TNT.
No remains were ever found.

Actually, he posted less and less after he got Call of Duty. His last post said he may return someday. Keep your fingers crossed it never comes to that.

But you know what they say about bad pennies....

[Snarker]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by kenfedoroff:
Excuse the interruption.

Whatever happened to MasterGoodale, anyway? His CM Forum career was like a bright star, flying across the heavens. Now, his only legacy is this thread and the peculiar form of aggressive communication found here.
Er.. Or is the answer for this found over in that section on how to do a screen shot?

Sincerely,
Lurker in Limbo Dear Lurker,

He who goes by the name MasterGoodale perished in an unfortunate accident in his New Hampshire home while trying to rid it once and for all of mold, ants and mice.
His solution was copious amounts of TNT.
No remains were ever found.

Actually, he posted less and less after he got Call of Duty. His last post said he may return someday. Keep your fingers crossed it never comes to that.

But you know what they say about bad pennies.... </font>[/QUOTE]Yeah. They're better than a good day at work. Or sumfink. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[kenfedoroff]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
Dear Lurker,

He who goes by the name MasterGoodale perished in an unfortunate accident in his New Hampshire home while trying to rid it once and for all of mold, ants and mice.
His solution was copious amounts of TNT.
No remains were ever found.

Actually, he posted less and less after he got Call of Duty. His last post said he may return someday. Keep your fingers crossed it never comes to that.

But you know what they say about bad pennies.... Ok... So it was nothing serious (that kept him away).
Thanks guys.

Ken

[Dave H]

Turns out to El Skunkito, Teddy Windsor, Axe, Soddball, and Snarker. I'm waiting for turns from mike_the_wino and Lurkur. Where are you maggots hiding? Hasn't anyone told you that Christmas is over for another year? :D :D

Becket, I like Fiefdom, but I don't think the system should be so open-ended. It seems to me that once a fief reaches a certain population there need to be negative consequences from increasing population pressure. As it stands now a few experienced early-joiner players can form an alliance and keep everyone else from ever having any chance to catch them in the rankings. Actually, I was thinking about what a wonderful model of gang wars that Fiefdom provides. :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Becket]

Originally posted by Dave H:
Turns out to El Skunkito, Teddy Windsor, Axe, Soddball, and Snarker. I'm waiting for turns from mike_the_wino and Lurkur. Where are you maggots hiding? Hasn't anyone told you that Christmas is over for another year? :D :D

Becket, I like Fiefdom, but I don't think the system should be so open-ended. It seems to me that once a fief reaches a certain population there need to be negative consequences from increasing population pressure. As it stands now a few experienced early-joiner players can form an alliance and keep everyone else from ever having any chance to catch them in the rankings. Actually, I was thinking about what a wonderful model of gang wars that Fiefdom provides. :eek: :eek: :eek: Dave, just sent you your turn. And yes, you hit the nail on the head with Fiefdom's problems. Though, I may proudly say, the Wafflers (and two or three penguins) came in like gangbusters and made a good showing. But, we're now being beaten down by the uber-alliance, amid much self-congratulation and proclamations of how honorable they are, and dishonorable their opponents are. :rolleyes:

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Becket:
And yes, you hit the nail on the head with Fiefdom's problems. Though, I may proudly say, the Wafflers (and two or three penguins) came in like gangbusters and made a good showing. But, we're now being beaten down by the uber-alliance, amid much self-congratulation and proclamations of how honorable they are, and dishonorable their opponents are. :rolleyes: So that's it then?!?!? No more Fiefdom?!?!? I've spent the last two hours with tank and 86 helping Dixy reduce Angus' population to near zero. :(
:mad: :mad: :mad:

Fiefdom :confused:

Kitty

[86smopuim]

Cant reach fief site, what gibs!!!

:mad: :mad: :mad:

[86smopuim]

Originally posted by Dave H:
Turns out to El Skunkito, Where are you maggots hiding? Hasn't anyone told you that Christmas is over for another year? :D :D
Quit your bitching. :mad:
I just barely survived a rather severe icestorm that took down 35% of the trees, and 100% of the power in the neighborhood. Everything was caked in ice as thick as your skull. I'll get you your turn wqhen I damn wel feel like it. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Edward Windsor]

Originally posted by Dave H:
I like Fiefdom, but I don't think the system should be so open-ended. It seems to me that once a fief reaches a certain population there need to be negative consequences from increasing population pressure. As it stands now a few experienced early-joiner players can form an alliance and keep everyone else from ever having any chance to catch them in the rankings.Once again, Dave's is a voice of reason in a swirling maelstrom of madness :mad: :mad:

Fiefdom provided a very interesting diversion for a day or two, but I'm now sated and think I'll wait for Beta 6.0 to appear before dedicating more of my company's time to it.

Teddy

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Edward Windsor:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dave H:
I like Fiefdom, but I don't think the system should be so open-ended. It seems to me that once a fief reaches a certain population there need to be negative consequences from increasing population pressure. As it stands now a few experienced early-joiner players can form an alliance and keep everyone else from ever having any chance to catch them in the rankings.Once again, Dave's is a voice of reason in a swirling maelstrom of madness :mad: :mad:

Fiefdom provided a very interesting diversion for a day or two, but I'm now sated and think I'll wait for Beta 6.0 to appear before dedicating more of my company's time to it.

Teddy </font>[/QUOTE]In Civilization you have to keep feeding your population, providing adequate water and sewage, etc. Else they go medieval on your arse.

I like Smope. He is always so angry. Somebody make him an angry scenario. :mad:

[Soddball]

Originally posted by Axe2121:

I like Smope. He is always so angry. Somebody make him an angry scenario. :mad: [/QB]
More angry than Inferno?? :mad: :mad: :mad:


I ought to get round to doing another Cheery Waffles scenario, too. :mad: At the moment I have three scenarios and a campaign in the pipeline, oh, and I've just got Civ 3 - Conquests so my havingfunlife is right out the window.

The sacrifices I make for you turdburglers. :mad:

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Soddball:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

I like Smope. He is always so angry. Somebody make him an angry scenario. :mad:
More angry than Inferno?</font>[/QUOTE]I stand corrected. As Snarker is finding out, that scenario is very angry indeed.

Ask him how he likes the Hedgerow Maze of Death. Mwahahahahaha!!!! :mad:

[Soddball]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

I like Smope. He is always so angry. Somebody make him an angry scenario. :mad:
More angry than Inferno?</font>[/QUOTE]I stand corrected. As Snarker is finding out, that scenario is very angry indeed.

Ask him how he likes the Hedgerow Maze of Death. Mwahahahahaha!!!! :mad: </font>[/QUOTE]I thought that little corner might appeal to you flame-crazy nutters. Does it work better than Inferno CMBB?

[Crow]

Axe2121111111onethousandandone111 wrote:
To top it off, I had to shovel 30 centimetres of snow from not only my driveway but my parents' since they are in Mexico right now. The forecast for tonight? —36C with the windchill. Must remind you of that scenario we just completed eh Axe? A romp in the desert is going to be bliss after completely Chilly in Cheltenham... smile.gif

Oh yeah, Hi you lot... Here's some :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: in case you missed me...

[Soddball]

CrowBait and Axeasillyquestion - if you could both write an AAR for Ice Cold in Avnavodsk, telling me what sucked and what didn't, I can release it onto an unsuspecting public. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Soddball:
More angry than InfernoSpeaking of Inferno, where's my copy?

:mad: :mad: :mad:

Kitty

[Soddball]

Sent, you crazy bucket of biscuits. :mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Soddball:
CrowBait and Axeasillyquestion - if you could both write an AAR for Ice Cold in Avnavodsk, telling me what sucked and what didn't, I can release it onto an unsuspecting public. :mad: :mad: :mad: No. :mad:

I mean, yes. :mad:

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Soddball:
Sent, you crazy bucket of biscuits. :mad: :mad: Thank you, you snot guzzling sack of scabs. smile.gif

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Kitty

[Crow]

Originally posted by Soddyerballs
CrowBait and Axeasillyquestion - if you could both write an AAR for Ice Cold in Avnavodsk, telling me what sucked and what didn't Sure, it was cold, damn cold.....! :mad:

Oh you want more. From my side it was fun, with a decent mix of troops and a few surprises etc. at exactly the right times. Will send you something a bit more descriptive when I get the chance. smile.gif

And Axe, thank you for the game it was great fun, sorry about my sometimes appalling turn rate but we got through it. You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar! :eek:

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Crow:
And Axe, thank you for the game it was great fun, sorry about my sometimes appalling turn rate but we got through it. You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar! :eek: And maggot. Don't forget maggot. :mad:

And the same to you! tongue.gif

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Kitty:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball:
Sent, you crazy bucket of biscuits. :mad: :mad: Thank you, you snot guzzling sack of scabs. smile.gif

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Kitty</font>[/QUOTE]I've got to admit, I just love it when she talks dirty!!! :D

I'd use more smiley faces, but Soddball and Kitty used them all up!

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Dave H:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball:
Sent, you crazy bucket of biscuits. :mad: :mad: Thank you, you snot guzzling sack of scabs. smile.gif

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Kitty</font>[/QUOTE]I've got to admit, I just love it when she talks dirty!!! </font>[/QUOTE]Not me! I was just about to have lunch. :mad:

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
Not me! I was just about to have lunch. :mad: Sorry, but Soddball started it! tongue.gif

:mad: :mad:

Kitty

[Jim Boggs]

Originally posted by Kitty:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball:
Sent, you crazy bucket of biscuits. :mad: :mad: Thank you, you snot guzzling sack of scabs. smile.gif

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Kitty </font>[/QUOTE]Clearly, Miss Kitty knows Soddball personally.

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Kitty:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:
Not me! I was just about to have lunch. :mad: Sorry, but Soddball started it! </font>[/QUOTE]I'll turn this car around right now if you two don't stop it! :mad:

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:
Not me! I was just about to have lunch. :mad: Sorry, but Soddball started it! </font>[/QUOTE]I'll turn this car around right now if you two don't stop it! :mad: </font>[/QUOTE]*Grumbles and pouts. Punches Soddball in the arm while Axe isn't looking* :mad:

Kitty

[Becket]

Oh, behave.

Okay, how's this for an unsatisfying turn:

Picture a long, narrow street in a small Italian town. The music from "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" starts to play. A Tiger rolls down one end of the street. Three Shermans roll down the other end. They aim their guns, and

End of Turn.

ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH! Axe hurry up with the next turn (if only so I can watch all my Shermans brew up)!

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Becket:
Oh, behave.No! :D *runs around the room twice, pausing once to work claws into the carpet. Twitches tail aggitatedly and hops sideways towards Becket with ears back, fur standing on end . . . notices a nice sofa in the corner. ATTACK!!! Shreds side of sofa with claws then, jumping on the couch, grabs an expensive pillow with front paws, flips over and scratches it up with hind legs. Looks around excitedly, runs under the bed and hides* :mad:

Kitty

[Snarker]

Originally posted by Edward Windsor:


Fiefdom provided a very interesting diversion for a day or two, but I'm now sated and think I'll wait for Beta 6.0 to appear before dedicating more of my company's time to it.

Teddy Hehe. It is very "work friendly" isn't it? Especially with once an hour turns.

[Snarker]

Originally posted by Soddball:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

I like Smope. He is always so angry. Somebody make him an angry scenario. :mad:
More angry than Inferno?</font>[/QUOTE]I stand corrected. As Snarker is finding out, that scenario is very angry indeed.

Ask him how he likes the Hedgerow Maze of Death. Mwahahahahaha!!!! :mad: </font>[/QUOTE]I thought that little corner might appeal to you flame-crazy nutters. Does it work better than Inferno CMBB? </font>[/QUOTE]This should sum up what I think of inferno:
Woo Hoo!!!! Stop on by and we'll throw another penguin on the barbie!

Inferno - how do you like your opponent? Rare, medium or well done? :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Snarker]

Originally posted by Kitty:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket:
Oh, behave.No! :D *runs around the room twice, pausing once to work claws into the carpet. Twitches tail aggitatedly and hops sideways towards Becket with ears back, fur standing on end . . . notices a nice sofa in the corner. ATTACK!!! Shreds side of sofa with claws then, jumping on the couch, grabs an expensive pillow with front paws, flips over and scratches it up with hind legs. Looks around excitedly, runs under the bed and hides* :mad:

Kitty </font>[/QUOTE]*Scratches catnip off the Waffle shopping list*
That was our angriest sofa!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Snarker:
*Scratches catnip off the Waffle shopping list*
That was our angriest sofa!!!! I'm angrier than the sofa!!! I demand my catnip ration! *chews on some TNT* :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Kitty

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Kitty:
*chews on some TNT* Wasn't that the last thing MasterGoodale was doing before he dropped off the face of the earth?

[Mace]

Hello my dear collegues!

Some statistics for your enjoyment and edification:

****************************************
First to Reach Archduke and live in a Palace: Fey
Honorable Mention Archduke in Castle: Angus Thorn

Top 5 Fiefdom Scores: Marquis Warpig's Badlands, Marquis Boots's Badlands, Viscount Kronos's Woods, Count Zeebat's Tundra, Viscount Audixy's Delta.

Top 3 Unallianced Fiefdoms: Viscountess Solitaire's Glen, Nightwolf's Forest, Baroness Minirva's Forest.

Top 6 Alliances: Yorick - 46739, Crimson Brigade - 40727, Cheery Wafflers - 39645, Zions Fury - 24198, Black Letter Society - 23473, Corsairs - 11953
*****************************************

Our (ig)noble alliance got a mention, but it goes to show it's not what you know but who you sleep with (as Angus can probably attest to given his special mention as brown-noser of the year)!

oh appropriate time to express some anger here I guess.... :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

*picks up a car and heaves it across the thread then punches some walls, causing major building destruction, then yells at some old lady. Also takes the TNT out of Kitty's mouth, loosing some fingers in the process*

btw, when I called you dear collegues...I lied.

Mace

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:
*chews on some TNT* Wasn't that the last thing MasterGoodale was doing before he dropped off the face of the earth? </font>[/QUOTE]*chases a fuse around the room*

:mad:

Kitty

[Becket]

Originally posted by Mace:
Hello my dear collegues!

Some statistics for your enjoyment and edification:

****************************************
First to Reach Archduke and live in a Palace: Fey
Honorable Mention Archduke in Castle: Angus Thorn

Top 5 Fiefdom Scores: Marquis Warpig's Badlands, Marquis Boots's Badlands, Viscount Kronos's Woods, Count Zeebat's Tundra, Viscount Audixy's Delta.

Top 3 Unallianced Fiefdoms: Viscountess Solitaire's Glen, Nightwolf's Forest, Baroness Minirva's Forest.

Top 6 Alliances: Yorick - 46739, Crimson Brigade - 40727, Cheery Wafflers - 39645, Zions Fury - 24198, Black Letter Society - 23473, Corsairs - 11953
*****************************************

Our (ig)noble alliance got a mention, but it goes to show it's not what you know but who you sleep with (as Angus can probably attest to given his special mention as brown-noser of the year)!

oh appropriate time to express some anger here I guess.... :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

*picks up a car and heaves it across the thread then punches some walls, causing major building destruction, then yells at some old lady. Also takes the TNT out of Kitty's mouth, loosing some fingers in the process*

btw, when I called you dear collegues...I lied.

Mace You guys rocked. Hope you had fun and hope you play again next game (feel free to bring more Penguins, Mortal Enemies abound in this game). I'm impressed that we finished so strong against the other veteran alliances, in no small part due to Kitty, Smope and Snarker's tenacity.

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Becket:
Hope you had un and hope you play again next game (feel free to bring more Penguins, Mortal Enemies abound in this game Not so sure about bringing more Penguins in. I mean can you imagine how hard it would be to read Alliance Messages if Seanachi was posting? Everyone would get about a third of the way through then quit from boredom.

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Kitty

[86smopuim]

Originally posted by Becket:
in no small part due to Kitty, Smope and Snarker's tenacity. Hell hath no fury like a Smope lip walking drunk :mad: :mad: :mad:

Speaking of fury, hate, 'nades and stuff, who's got the setup file for Inferno?

If one you have a set of stones, send it to smope at_no_phuking_spam_you_rotten_bastards ponyshow.com

[Snarker]

Originally posted by Kitty:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket:
Hope you had un and hope you play again next game (feel free to bring more Penguins, Mortal Enemies abound in this game Not so sure about bringing more Penguins in. I mean can you imagine how hard it would be to read Alliance Messages if Seanachi was posting? Everyone would get about a third of the way through then quit from boredom.

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Kitty </font>[/QUOTE]Berli.
1) Posts are short, sweet, and cutting.
2) He's Death. :mad:

[Snarker]

Originally posted by 86smopuim:


Speaking of fury, hate, 'nades and stuff, who's got the setup file for Inferno?

If one you have a set of stones, send it to smope at_no_phuking_spam_you_rotten_bastards ponyshow.com Kitty!!! Smope!!!!

Granted Kitty doesn't have "nads" or "stones" Smope, but when she's finished burning you up she'll own your set. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Snarker:
Berli.
1) Posts are short, sweet, and cutting.
2) He's Death. :mad: True but I'm not sure he'd be into Fiefdom. I'll check. :mad:

Kitty

[Kitty]

*runs in from the rain of the outside boards and shakes self dry* I hate it outside. Don't put me out there again. :mad:

Kitty

[Kitty]

*curls up under the once angry sofa and goes to sleep* I like it here. =)

Kitty

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Kitty:
*runs in from the rain of the outside boards and shakes self dry* I hate it outside. Don't put me out there again. :mad:

KittyWere you followed? We can't let some stranger like an Aussie find us here, recreating the campfire scene from "Blazing Saddles". Of course, nobody is stranger than Finns, which we've had in abundance in the past. I hope Keke is doing okay; haven't seen him lately. I guess Prinz Eugen is back at his university, after a summer carrying mail. What did that third Finn maggot go by, Paddington or something? I guess they're all hibernating with the reindeer and the polar bears. :eek: :eek: :D :D

Becket, do you expect some changes in the next round of Fiefdom? Unless there are some limits placed on the size of alliances and individual fiefs, I'd expect the same crowd to win again and again and again. Another change I would make is limiting an alliance to one attack on a specific fief per turn. Also, no attacks allowed within an alliance (to rack up battle points). More suggestions available upon request. :D :D

[Snarker]

GRRRAARRRGH!!!!!! If I read or hear one more maggot use 'penultimate' incorrectly while trying to sound sophisticated one more time, I'm gonna take it out on all the pixeltruppen every opponent owns!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: It DOES NOT MEAN THE ULTIMATE OF ULTIMATES!!!!! It means the next to last!!! As in 'opposite of ultimate' Stupid feckers... :mad: :mad: :mad:

I feel better now.

PS sitting on the angry sofa that Kitty on catnip tore to shreds made me do this.

[ January 09, 2004, 10:43 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ]

[Snarker]

Originally posted by Dave H:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:
*runs in from the rain of the outside boards and shakes self dry* I hate it outside. Don't put me out there again.

KittyWere you followed? We can't let some stranger like an Aussie find us here, recreating the campfire scene from "Blazing Saddles". Of course, nobody is stranger than Finns, which we've had in abundance in the past. I hope Keke is doing okay; haven't seen him lately. I guess Prinz Eugen is back at his university, after a summer carrying mail. What did that third Finn maggot go by, Paddington or something? I guess they're all hibernating with the reindeer and the polar bears. :eek: :eek: :D :D

Becket, do you expect some changes in the next round of Fiefdom? Unless there are some limits placed on the size of alliances and individual fiefs, I'd expect the same crowd to win again and again and again. Another change I would make is limiting an alliance to one attack on a specific fief per turn. Also, no attacks allowed within an alliance (to rack up battle points). More suggestions available upon request. :D :D </font>[/QUOTE]You left out the suggestion to implement something that keeps a maggot from withdrawing the alliance's money then leaving the alliance. tongue.gif :D

[Mace]

Originally posted by Dave H:
We can't let some stranger like an Aussie find us here, recreating the campfire scene from "Blazing Saddles". I come not to criticise, but to contribute as only an Aussie can.

*FFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaRT*!

Mace

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Dave H:
Were you followed? We can't let some stranger like an Aussie find us here, recreating the campfire scene from "Blazing Saddles". Look, if you're going to do that I'll just curl up here under the angry end table instead. :confused:

:mad: :mad:

Kitty

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Mace:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dave H:
We can't let some stranger like an Aussie find us here, recreating the campfire scene from "Blazing Saddles". I come not to criticise, but to contribute as only an Aussie can.

*FFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaRT*!

Mace </font>[/QUOTE]GAAARRRRRRaaaarGHG!!! *wants to chuck TNT but afraid to light a match* I'll just move into the kitchen then. :mad: *curls up by refrigerator and goes to sleep*

Kitty

[ January 09, 2004, 10:22 PM: Message edited by: Kitty ]

[Snarker]

Originally posted by Mace:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dave H:
We can't let some stranger like an Aussie find us here, recreating the campfire scene from "Blazing Saddles". I come not to criticise, but to contribute as only an Aussie can.

*FFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaRT*!

Mace </font>[/QUOTE]Beauty. Just what we needed. Eau du Aussie. :mad: :mad:

[Mace]

Originally posted by Snarker:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Mace:
[qb] Beauty. Just what we needed. Eau du Aussie. :mad: :mad: Look maggot slime, just be thankful that you get it for free, and I dont charge you for the fine service I provide! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Mace

[Snarker]

Originally posted by Mace:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:
Originally posted by Mace:
[qb] Beauty. Just what we needed. Eau du Aussie. :mad: :mad: Look maggot slime, just be thankful that you get it for free, and I dont charge you for the fine service I provide! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Mace </font>Fine service, feh! Fine service is entertaining us by lighting that on the egress. :mad: :mad:

[Mace]

Originally posted by Snarker:
Fine service, feh! Fine service is entertaining us by lighting that on the egress. :mad: :mad: Are you daft, mate?

And have the USA attack my backside for releasing WMDs?!!!

I think not!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Mace

[Snarker]

Originally posted by Mace:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:
Fine service, feh! Fine service is entertaining us by lighting that on the egress. :mad: :mad: Are you daft, mate?

Mace </font>[/QUOTE]Yes. Yes I am. :mad: :mad:

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Snarker:
Yes. Yes I am. :mad: :mad: And I'm angry!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: Let's drink! :cool:

Kitty

[Becket]

Originally posted by Dave H:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:
*runs in from the rain of the outside boards and shakes self dry* I hate it outside. Don't put me out there again. :mad:

KittyWere you followed? We can't let some stranger like an Aussie find us here, recreating the campfire scene from "Blazing Saddles". Of course, nobody is stranger than Finns, which we've had in abundance in the past. I hope Keke is doing okay; haven't seen him lately. I guess Prinz Eugen is back at his university, after a summer carrying mail. What did that third Finn maggot go by, Paddington or something? I guess they're all hibernating with the reindeer and the polar bears. :eek: :eek: :D :D

Becket, do you expect some changes in the next round of Fiefdom? Unless there are some limits placed on the size of alliances and individual fiefs, I'd expect the same crowd to win again and again and again. Another change I would make is limiting an alliance to one attack on a specific fief per turn. Also, no attacks allowed within an alliance (to rack up battle points). More suggestions available upon request. :D :D </font>[/QUOTE]Da UberFinn is just on holiday, I think.

Pawn changes Fiefdom everytime, but the same gang does win every time. You should post your suggestions on the Fief forum, that way Pawn will see them rather than hearing them from someone else. smile.gif

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Kitty:
And I'm angry!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: Let's drink! :cool:

Kitty Hi Angry, I'm Boo.
(tosses Angry a beer.)

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:
And I'm angry!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: Let's drink! :cool:

Kitty Hi Angry, I'm Boo.
(tosses Angry a beer.) </font>[/QUOTE]*Catches beer in mouth, flips it around and opens it with tongue, skulls it* Thanks, mate. *goes back to sleep next to the refrigerator away from the fart odor in here.*

Kitty

[_Axe_]

ss--sss--sss-ooo vvv-vvv-ee-rrrr-yyy-yyy ccc-ccc-c-cc-old. :mad: No heat for 15 hours. 9C inside. (48F)

[_Axe_]

Back in business baby. The completely frozen gas meter has been replaced.

Burn baby burn, it's a TNT inferno!
:mad: smile.gif :cool: :mad:

[nevermind]

Axe2121
You sorry maggot!Just wanted to say sorry for not finishing(or really starting)our last game.Seems the DSL company didnt actually disconnect the DSL for about 15 days after it was supposed to be cancelled.I thought i made a mistake and still had another month to go.I wouldnt have setup a game if i had realized.No matter,im sure i saved you from another sound and humiliating defeat at the hands of such superiour(<----see how inferior you are :D )CM players like myself,and possibly some of theses other MAGGOTS in here.


Speaking of which,you say Moldy-gone -for-good blew himself up in an last ditch attempt to rid himself of mold and ants?!?!?!?!?!


Whats this i hear about Mike the Whino getting run over by a reindeer,walking home drunk from the wine factory christmas eve?You can say theres no such thing as santa,but as for me and Whino ,we believe :mad: :D


And damnit,did someone leave the door open again,im afraid Kinky has run away again,and a feril cat has taken up residency in here.*Phew*...smells like cat food and kitty litter in here :mad: :D


And let us not forget Snotball ,...........does any more really need to be said?


*SIGH*..........gone for 6 months and the place goes to hell..........

GGGRRRRAAAGGGHHHHHHHHRRRAAGGHHHHHGGRRAGGH :mad: :mad:

[Dave H]

What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here? (fans Mace's fumes with his hat) :mad: :mad:

Nevermind, welcome back from wherever you've been. I see you still won't put any information about yourself in your profile. Still having us guess about what god-forsaken place you live in? :D

Sending many PBEM turns out right now. I ran them last night, but didn't get around to actually e-mailing any of them. Well, excuuuuuuuuse meeeeeeeeee!! :D :D

Axe, you should not be losing your heat in a brand new home. Did you contact your contractor? I'm glad you got it back on before freezing overnight.

Becket, I'll post suggestions over there on the Fiefdom site. I've got to find the link again; I seem to have deleted it. Luckily I know it's somewhere in this thread. I've always liked Civilization and its copycats. I think Fiefdom has the basis for a great on-line game, but it definitely needs some tweaks to reduce the power of the big blocs. Basically I don't think there's enough emphasis placed on self-interest. For example, Mace allowing Kitty to use his fief. What are the chances of that ever happening in medieval times? Probably the best known example was Richard letting his brother John run his kingdom. That certainly didn't work out well for Richard, or for the power of the future rulers of England.

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Dave H:
Basically I don't think there's enough emphasis placed on self-interest. For example, Mace allowing Kitty to use his fief. What are the chances of that ever happening in medieval times? Hey, I only did it like twice then Becket told me not to. And besides he emailed my with his instructions on what to do. I merely followed them. We were only trying to help the cause of Waffle!

Anyway, I gave Berli the Fiefdom link and he said he'd check it out when the new game starts.

Kitty

[Mace]

Originally posted by Dave H:
What are the chances of that ever happening in medieval times?I knew I was having trouble when I went to login to my medieval fiefdom using my PC, but discovered that electricity and the silicon chip had yet to be invented.

Mace

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Mace:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dave H:
What are the chances of that ever happening in medieval times?I knew I was having trouble when I went to login to my medieval fiefdom using my PC, but discovered that electricity and the silicon chip had yet to be invented.

Mace </font>[/QUOTE]You'd think that being Oddztrailyun, you'd be used to that.

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dave H:
What are the chances of that ever happening in medieval times?I knew I was having trouble when I went to login to my medieval fiefdom using my PC, but discovered that electricity and the silicon chip had yet to be invented.

Mace </font>[/QUOTE]You'd think that being Oddztrailyun, you'd be used to that. </font>[/QUOTE]Bwahahaha!!!

Welcome back Nevermind. I'm still game for a game if you're game to play a game. You gamey gomer. :mad: :mad:

[Kitty]

Mace and I will be starting INFERNO in roughly 30 minutes!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Kitty

[Dave H]

Kitty, you're the only one I knew who had used another fief. I apologize for singling you out. :( Maybe instead of using another player's fief, some members set themselves up with several fiefs. I suspect there was a lot of that going on within the big alliances. Please accept my most humble apology. redface.gif redface.gif :( :(

Anyway, I have posted 10 suggestions at the Fiefdom forum, so let me know what you think. I suspect i won't be invited back, because too many people just want to raise massive armies and spend all of their time fighting.

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Kitty:
Mace and I will be starting INFERNO in roughly 30 minutes!!!!! :mad: :mad:

KittySo neither of you has played a Soddball scenario before? You'll just love it. ;) :D :rolleyes: ;) :D :eek:

[nevermind]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
Welcome back Nevermind. I'm still game for a game if you're game to play a game. You gamey gomer. :mad: :mad: I was hoping someone would ask :D :mad:

I do not have CMAK :( ,so it will have to be CMBB,hope thats ok.I'll play anything,but im on dialup now so lets go with something small until i can see how the download times are.


I prefer Germans,but it doesnt matter.Send me your worst tongue.gif :D :mad:

shunter_76@juno.com

[Soddball]

Originally posted by Kitty:
Mace and I will be starting INFERNO in roughly 30 minutes!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Kitty I'm playing it now TCP/IP after an afternoon in the pubb :mad: :mad: :mad:

[86smopuim]

who will play inferno with me?
Noone, cuz none of you have any balls/ovaries.
I hate you all, you make me sick. //*(~- -_

:mad: :mad: :mad:

[Snarker]

Originally posted by 86smopuim:
who will play inferno with me?
Noone, cuz none of you have any balls/ovaries.
I hate you all, you make me sick. //*(~- -_

:mad: :mad: :mad: Smope I would, but I've got two Infernos running already. I'm supplying auxiliary heat to Axe's igloo and keeping Dave H from needing to light the fireplace. The maggots. :mad: :mad:

[Mace]

Originally posted by 86smopuim:
cuz none of you have any balls/ovaries.
*yells*

WELL YOU BLOODY NONG, IF YOU'RE GOING TO ONLY PLAY CM'ING HERMAPHRODITES, YOU'RE RESTRICTING THE NUMBER OF SUITABLE PLAYING CANDIDATES SUBSTANTIALLY!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Mace

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Mace:
*yells*

WELL YOU BLOODY NONG, IF YOU'RE GOING TO ONLY PLAY CM'ING HERMAPHRODITES, YOU'RE RESTRICTING THE NUMBER OF SUITABLE PLAYING CANDIDATES SUBSTANTIALLY!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Mace And besides, they're all over at dalem's house tonight.

[Dave H]

Do any of you <font size=1>penguins</font size=1> ever make it back over to your own thread? It's getting harder to recognize this one, because none of you ever talk about chucking molten TNT. I guess I miss MasterGoodale, the fury maggot, the king of the mold, the ants, the vomit, and the excuses. He was always ready to overreact to the slightest provocation. Not a GRAGRHRARGGHRARRGHHRAAGRH!!!! to be seen anywhere. :( :( :(

[Snarker]

Now you did it! Dave H is :( .

GRRRARGHGRGRARGAHGHRGHHHH!!!!! BUNCH NON-GROWLING, NO TNT CHUCKIN' LIMBLESS THORAXES!!!! Wriggle home to mama and cry her a river BECAUSE THE PAIN IS TOO MUCH FOR YOUR FRUITCAKE EATING LICE INFECTED MAGGOTS!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

I'm flinging some furious molten TNT at both Axe and Dave H. The maggots have the nerve to fling it back so smoked Allies is on the menu today. First I've got to do some angry shopping (mall zombies and fat bargain hunters tee me off!) and even angrier lunching. Olive Garden and their arrabbiato sauce should do nicely to get me in the mood to slather your mindless nits in sizzling fury!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Snarker:
First I've got to do some angry shopping (mall zombies and fat bargain hunters tee me off!)Me too! :mad: :mad: GRAG GGARG RA G AR GRA G ARG AR GARGGGGAR GARG ARGGAR!!!!!!

Olive Garden and their arrabbiato sauce should do nicely to get me in the mood to slather your mindless nits in sizzling fury!!!! Make it extra spicy so you know how your troops are feeling against mine in Inferno. :mad: :mad: :mad:

All your Kraut limbs are belong to me!!! :mad: :mad:

[Kitty]

GRAGRHRARGGHRARRGHHRAAGRH!!!!
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Kitty

[Boo Radley]

GARGLE-GARGLE-GARGLE-SWISH-SWISH-PATOOEY!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Dave H]

Whoa, three whole posts (okay, four now with Boo's words of wisdom) on this thread today. Careful you all, with this massive volume we'll burn out a circuit in the server. I'm sure all of you were preoccupied this afternoon watching the mighty Colts flatten the Chiefs! Who's next, the Patriots? GRARGHRARGHRARGHRAGHRAGH!! That's Axe's and MasterGoodale's local team! Go Colts! Murder those New England bums! :D :D :D

Becket, any more Fiefdom on the horizon? I haven't been back to the forum since I posted my message. Have I been burned in effigy yet? Calm down Snarker, you maggot, you can't actually set me on fire in Inferno. tongue.gif tongue.gif

Speaking of inferno, a city block of my home town is on fire right now. Becky and I had to drive downtown to see, because the street corner mentioned by the TV news is the very corner she has a cafe located on. Fortunately the fire is across the street from her business, and also downwind. Sadly, all of the buildings being destroyed are at least 100 years old. One was an old JC Penneys store built in the 1890s which was recently completely refurbished into a gorgeous facility for wedding receptions and other events. I was there last weekend, and it's hard to believe that now it's a smoking ruin. :( :(

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Dave H:
Speaking of inferno, a city block of my home town is on fire right now. Becky and I had to drive downtown to see, because the street corner mentioned by the TV news is the very corner she has a cafe located on. Fortunately the fire is across the street from her business, and also downwind. Sadly, all of the buildings being destroyed are at least 100 years old. One was an old JC Penneys store built in the 1890s which was recently completely refurbished into a gorgeous facility for wedding receptions and other events. I was there last weekend, and it's hard to believe that now it's a smoking ruin. :( :( Man that's awful. I'm glad Beckey's place was okay (What kind of a cafe is it? Can I get a discount on coffee if I show up and mention your name? I love good coffee and Paula's a tea granny at the ripe age of 30. Actually, I'm having a tea as I type this).

It's always sad to see historic buildings go down, either to fire or the demolition ball. In Toronto a businessman tried to build a new Porsche dealership on top of the foundations of one of the earliest Legislatures in Canada when Toronto was known as Fort York. After much dilly-dallying the government finally stepped in to save the landmark.
They were the buildings you American hooligans burned in the War of 1812 for which we, in retaliation, burned the White House down.

http://schools.tdsb.on.ca/jarvisci/toronto/parl1797.jpg


You nut jobs also burned Newark (now known as Niagara-on-the-Lake) which was the original seat of government in Upper Canada. For that one we burned Buffalo to the ground. Unfortunately, Buffalo rebuilt.

Here's a picture of Fort George (in Newark) from the American Fort Niagara across the river.

http://www.warof1812.ca/image/print5.jpg


Hey, what's a few towns and cities between friends, eh?

[Dave H]

The address of the facility that burned was 300 Spring Street. You can see what it looked like before tonight by looking at the web site here (http://www.300spring.com). It's easy to forget when we casually destroy buildings in CM that almost every building is someone's pride and joy. One weird twist is that one of the two owners of 300 Spring is a Jeffersonville fireman, so imagine his state of mind. :( :( :(

Axe, Becky's Cafe Chardeau is only open for lunch on weekdays. They share space in the building (another old one) with a coffee shop, so I can't help you out there. However, even if you turn up at the cafe on a weekday, don't expect to see me. I usually eat lunch at Becky's catering kitchen, which is a couple of blocks away. Her catering website is here (http://www.chardeaus.com). Eating catered food for lunch every day is a tough job, but somebody's got to do it! :D :D :D

[Snarker]

Originally posted by Axe2121:



It's always sad to see historic buildings go down, either to fire or the demolition ball. In Toronto a businessman tried to build a new Porsche dealership on top of the foundations of one of the earliest Legislatures in Canada when Toronto was known as Fort York. After much dilly-dallying the government finally stepped in to save the landmark.
They were the buildings you American hooligans burned in the War of 1812 for which we, in retaliation, burned the White House down.

http://schools.tdsb.on.ca/jarvisci/toronto/parl1797.jpg


You nut jobs also burned Newark (now known as Niagara-on-the-Lake) which was the original seat of government in Upper Canada. For that one we burned Buffalo to the ground. Unfortunately, Buffalo rebuilt.

Here's a picture of Fort George (in Newark) from the American Fort Niagara across the river.

http://www.warof1812.ca/image/print5.jpg


Hey, what's a few towns and cities between friends, eh? :mad: Maggot. Every 'Mercan school kid knows the War of 1812 started when the English burned Washington (even though he was dead for ages) and God stopped the heathens with a freak tornado. And it was also about some guys who sing:

"in 1814 we took a little trip along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip" ..."We fired our cannon till the barrel melted down, then we grabbed an alligator & we fought another round. We filled his head with cannon balls, & powered his behind 'n when we touched the powder off the gator lost his mind."

Those are some angry, demented, just plain weird lyrics by Johnny Horton, maggots. Those are Waffle lyrics, none of those <small>penguin</small> ninny lyrics. :mad:

ps Like we had designs on Canada... we were trying to burn Newark, NJ and got a little lost.

[Mace]

Originally posted by Kitty:
GRAGRHRARGGHRARRGHHRAAGRH!!!!Oh you poor thing!

Here, let me get that.

*wipes Kitty's nose with tissue*

Mace (taking kindness and compassion to the waffles)

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Snarker:
we were trying to burn Newark, NJ and got a little lost. I think I read that somewhere on a plaque in Niagara-on-the-Lake.

[Becket]

Hey Dave, did you send that setup back to me? If so, we're having email difficulties again. =/

[Soddball]

Mace and Kitty - when you've finished having your Peng wierdnessfest, I would like to know how you got on with Inferno. Was it :mad: enough for you?

[nevermind]

GRRAAGGGHHHAAAGGHAHAGAHAHAGAGH :mad: :mad:


AXE call the frecking technician dude.I think your email providers gas meter is frozen again.

Translation?Send me the setup dude.Email addy is in a post,way the freck back on page 8.

6 months of NOT being able to chuck TNT and now AXE is toying with me. :rolleyes:


GRRAAGGHAHAGAHAGAHAGHRRAAHGHGGH :mad: :mad:

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Becket:
Hey Dave, did you send that setup back to me? If so, we're having email difficulties again. Becket, yes, I've sent it twice already. I did forget to request confirmation of delivery, so I'll try it again this evening. For some reason when I requested the confirmation it seemed to work better in our last game. :confused:

Soddball, I like this version of Inferno much better than the CMBB scenario. I can't say for sure why; maybe the map seems more open. Whatever the reason, Snarker and I have many, many fires going. :eek:

Whatever happened to mike_the_wino? Has he stopped playing Combat Mission? Is he at the Betty Ford Clinic? The maggot challenged me to a PBEM (we're using the BDLRM scenario, with him defending); then he disappeared when he discovered how useless his weapons were. GRRRRRRR!!! :mad: :mad:

How about Mike/Stalin's Organ? I know he was taking a two week vacation, but I thought that was over the holidays. I've got his Kiwis right where I want them in a PBEM :rolleyes: , but I can't finish him off with no turns.

Quick question for Boo, Kitty, YK2, Mace, and our other guest <font size=1>penguins</font size=1>. Has something happened to the Peng thread to cause you to spend more time here in the land of Cheery Waffles? A couple of us were just curious about why you are spending time here instead of in your old stomping ground. I thought it was to escape the Aussies, but Mace showing up ruined that theory. We figured maybe it was from the welcome you received here. Then we thought it was to escape Seanachai and his long-winded posts. So is there any particular reason, or just kismet? :D :D Whatever the reason, it's a pleasure to have you with us. But do try to keep the hairballs to a minimum. :D

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Dave H:
Quick question for Boo, Kitty, YK2, Mace, and our other guest <font size=1>penguins</font size=1>. Has something happened to the Peng thread to cause you to spend more time here in the land of Cheery Waffles? A couple of us were just curious about why you are spending time here instead of in your old stomping ground. I thought it was to escape the Aussies, but Mace showing up ruined that theory. We figured maybe it was from the welcome you received here. Then we thought it was to escape Seanachai and his long-winded posts. So is there any particular reason, or just kismet? :D :D Whatever the reason, it's a pleasure to have you with us. But do try to keep the hairballs to a minimum. :D I just like to share the wonderfulness which is me with as many people as possible.
I feel it's my mission here on Earth to enrich as many sad pathetic lives as possible.
That and the fact that if I'm taking a break at work and no one's posted anything new and exciting in the MBT(may she forever wave), I bop in here.
Plus, as I'm playing three of you nimrods, I feel it's only fair that you put up with me.

[Snarker]

...like relatives that stay more than three days. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Snarker:
...like relatives that stay more than three days. :mad: :mad: :mad: Why do you say that? Was the circus in town?

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Dave H:
Quick question for Boo, Kitty, YK2, Mace, and our other guest <font size=1>penguins</font size=1>. I can't speak for the others, but as for me . . . Ich bin ein Waffle!!!!!! GARRRRRRAGHGHHGHAHRHHAH!

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Kitty

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Soddball:
Mace and Kitty - when you've finished having your Peng wierdnessfest, I would like to know how you got on with Inferno. Was it :mad: enough for you? I can't really call it at this point cause right when things started lighting up, our game got cut off. Will have to get back to you on this when we finish the whole game. =(

Kitty

[Snarker]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:
...like relatives that stay more than three days. :mad: :mad: :mad: Why do you say that? Was the circus in town? </font>[/QUOTE]:D ... errr GRGRGARGHRGHRGHRHHRRHHHAARRRGGGH!!!! :mad: :mad: You Grandmaster TNT chuckin' wannabe!!!

[Mace]

Originally posted by Soddball:
Was it :mad: enough for you? GAAAACK AAAAAARGH AAAACKGACCKKK *clears phlem.......and spits it out onto the ground*

*PTOOEY!*

Were you in a loving mood when you designed this? Were you skipping through a field of pretty flowers, frolicking with the lovely butterflies and birdies?

BECAUSE THERE WAS NO HATE IN THIS SCENARIO DESIGN!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

We never started setting the town and each other alight until turn 10, when we wanted to commence a frenzy of burning and mutual emmolation from turn 1!!!

So what we reckon is reduce the number of victory flags to 3 to focus the forces more quickly into contestable, veritable seas of molten hate destruction thingies.

Inferno? Soggy matches more like.

Mace

[JonS]

Hmm. Don't mind me. Just passing. Though in here, that should probably be passing wind. Not that anyone would notice of course. Anyway, to business ...

Mace,
have you recieved a bunch of larg-ish emails from me recently? If not, I'll resend.

Jon

[Mace]

Originally posted by JonS:
Mace,
have you recieved a bunch of larg-ish emails from me recently? If not, I'll resend.Yes. Thanks Jon.

I never knew it was possible to do that simultaneously to a sheep and Kiwi bird gaffa-taped together until I received your pictures.

Mace

[JonS]

What can I say? We're very creative.

[Soddball]

Originally posted by Mace:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball:
Was it :mad: enough for you? GAAAACK AAAAAARGH AAAACKGACCKKK *clears phlem.......and spits it out onto the ground*

*PTOOEY!*

Were you in a loving mood when you designed this? Were you skipping through a field of pretty flowers, frolicking with the lovely butterflies and birdies?

BECAUSE THERE WAS NO HATE IN THIS SCENARIO DESIGN!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

We never started setting the town and each other alight until turn 10, when we wanted to commence a frenzy of burning and mutual emmolation from turn 1!!!

So what we reckon is reduce the number of victory flags to 3 to focus the forces more quickly into contestable, veritable seas of molten hate destruction thingies.

Inferno? Soggy matches more like.

Mace </font>[/QUOTE]I suspect that the problem was that you were playing it like you would any CM game. The key with Inferno is to Fast Move everywhere and burn everything from the get-go. When playtesting it I had burning buildings on turn 1.

If you only have a few flags that discourages people from using the rest of the map, and there's sooo much fun to be had in the bocage section. :mad: :mad: :mad: The game has to be playable vs the AI aswell as vs screaming loons.

[Snarker]

Originally posted by Soddball:
I suspect that the problem was that you were playing it like you would any CM game. The key with Inferno is to Fast Move everywhere and burn everything from the get-go. When playtesting it I had burning buildings on turn 1.

If you only have a few flags that discourages people from using the rest of the map, and there's sooo much fun to be had in the bocage section. :mad: :mad: :mad: The game has to be playable vs the AI aswell as vs screaming loons. Who are you calling a screaming loon??? :mad: :mad: I don't scream. :mad:

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Snarker:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:
...like relatives that stay more than three days. :mad: :mad: :mad: Why do you say that? Was the circus in town? </font>[/QUOTE]:D ... errr GRGRGARGHRGHRGHRHHRRHHHAARRRGGGH!!!! :mad: :mad: You Grandmaster TNT chuckin' wannabe!!! </font>[/QUOTE]What's your point there, Sparky?
Other than the one you perch your porkpie chappeau on, I mean.

[Jim Boggs]

I read in the paper that Indiana and Ohio were looking to start a new University that would encompass both states. It would be called the Indiana Ohio University.

It ran into trouble and the idea was abandoned because no bank would fund the IOU. :D

[Becket]

DaveH, turn received; the assault on Trig 29 begins tonight. They say "Rommel would not have spilt so much blood on the earth had it not been important."

I hope that's true. The blood spilling part, that is.

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Jim Boggs:
I read in the paper that Indiana and Ohio were looking to start a new University that would encompass both states. It would be called the Indiana Ohio University.

It ran into trouble and the idea was abandoned because no bank would fund the IOU. :D Ah yes, the gentle and vapid humor of the aged.
Tell me, Jimmy, did one of your wizened shuffleboard buddies tell that to you while you were on your way to your early bird supper at Denny's yesterday afternoon?
Around 4?

[Jim Boggs]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
Ah yes, the gentle and vapid humor of the aged.
Tell me, Jimmy, did one of your wizened shuffleboard buddies tell that to you while you were on your way to your early bird supper at Denny's yesterday afternoon?
Around 4? Speaking of which, I finally got my official AARP membership kit in the mail.

*Sniff*

Now I can fart in public and not have to say "excuse me"! :D

Right Dave H?

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Jim Boggs:
...Speaking of which, I finally got my official AARP membership kit in the mail.

*Sniff*

Now I can fart in public and not have to say "excuse me"! :D

Right Dave H?Hey, I've been getting stuff from the AARP for a couple of years now. So far I've thrown it all away unopened. Just because you pass 50 doesn't make you old. Joining the AARP and taking advantage of senior discounts and not having fun - that makes you old!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Besides, I say "excuse me" even when I'm by myself! redface.gif redface.gif

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Dave H:
Hey, I've been getting stuff from the AARP for a couple of years now. What's an AARP? Isn't that the sound a baby snow seal makes when you hit it with a club?

Kitty

[Snarker]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:
...like relatives that stay more than three days. :mad: :mad: :mad: Why do you say that? Was the circus in town? </font>[/QUOTE]:D ... errr GRGRGARGHRGHRGHRHHRRHHHAARRRGGGH!!!! :mad: :mad: You Grandmaster TNT chuckin' wannabe!!! </font>[/QUOTE]What's your point there, Sparky?
Other than the one you perch your porkpie chappeau on, I mean. </font>[/QUOTE]Repeat after me, we'll take it in smaller pieces: "GRGRGARGHRGH..."

Good.

"...RGHRHHRRHHHAARRRGGGH!!!!"

Excellent!

Now all together:

"GRGRGARGHRGHRGHRHHRRHHHAARRRGGGH!!!!"

Maggot.

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Kitty:
What's an AARP? Isn't that the sound a baby snow seal makes when you hit it with a club?

Kitty Association of Advanced Recumbent Prunes.

[Jim Boggs]

Originally posted by Kitty:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dave H:
Hey, I've been getting stuff from the AARP for a couple of years now. What's an AARP? Isn't that the sound a baby snow seal makes when you hit it with a club?

Kitty </font>[/QUOTE]Not quite, it's actually the sound Boo_Radley makes when you ask him if he's buying lunch!

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Jim Boggs:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dave H:
Hey, I've been getting stuff from the AARP for a couple of years now. What's an AARP? Isn't that the sound a baby snow seal makes when you hit it with a club?

Kitty </font>[/QUOTE]Not quite, it's actually the sound Boo_Radley makes when you ask him if he's buying lunch! </font>[/QUOTE]No, that's more of a high pitched, girlish scream, followed by a thump.

[Kitty]

Arp! Arp! Arp!

[Kitty]

Becket! I think a good suggestion for you to make for Fiefdom is this: When you attack someone and lose, you don't necessarily lose your entire army, just a portion of it. Yes, I know you can attack with just a few but what army fights to the last man like they do in Fiefdom? The University Grays, maybe . . . but other than that, no one! What do you think? =D

You should make the suggestion 'cause nPawn will listen to you! =D

:mad:

Kitty

[Becket]

Hehe, pawn and I have known each other too long for him to take my suggestions on gameplay, you should just post it (then you can defend it tongue.gif ).

Turns out late tonight, getting ready for my text sim Football league's draft.

[_Axe_]

*drops briefcase on floor*
*pours glass of scotch*
*loosens tie*
*sinks into easy chair*

Oof. What a day. I'll try to get some turns out but no promises. And I haven't forgotten about you NoMind.

Aarp! Aarp! Aarp! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Becket]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
*pours glass of scotch* Bastard.

I bet you drink blends, you heathen.

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Becket:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:
*pours glass of scotch* Bastard.

I bet you drink blends, you heathen. </font>[/QUOTE]Considers statement.

I bet you drink your own urine, you annoying pillock.

Mind, I imagine it's single slash urine.

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by Axe2121:

*drops briefcase on floor*
*pours glass of scotch*
*loosens tie*
*sinks into easy chair*

There's only one thing wrong with that statement. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by YK2:
Reads Queen Emma's sig line, and sprays beer far and wide, like an oscillating sprinkler

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...sputter...HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Stupid fecking Goodalers. Talk about pearls cast before swine!

[Soddball]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2:
Reads Queen Emma's sig line, and sprays beer far and wide, like an oscillating sprinkler

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...sputter...HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Stupid fecking Goodalers. Talk about pearls cast before swine! </font>[/QUOTE]Push off back to your own foetid thread and send me a turn. :mad: :mad: :mad: My demonic hordes long to rid the world of your fat, buttery-bellied slithering soldiers. :mad:

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
(snip-who reads this stuff anyway?)Well, it looks like Minnesota's period of mourning for the Vikings has finally ended. Welcome back to the land of the living, Seanachai. tongue.gif :D :D

So now that YK2, Kitty, Boo, Mace, and now Seanachai are posting here, who's left to mind (Make that "watch". The word "mind" doesn't seem appropriate in a sentence about the MBT) the <font size=1>penguin</font size=1> thread? The GF stormtroopers? The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypso? Poor Old Spike? Gaylord Focker? tongue.gif :rolleyes: :D ;)

[Keke]

ADDRESS TO A MAGGOT:

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin'-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace
As lang's my arm.

The groaning trencher there ye fill,
Your hurdies like a distant hill,
Your pin wad help to mend a mill
In time o need,
While thro your pores the dews distil
Like hot molten TNT.

:mad: :mad: :mad:

[**YK2**]

Shame on you for missing out the best part... :mad: :mad: :mad:


His knife see rustic-labour dight
An' cut you up wi' ready slight
Trenching your gushing entrails bright
Like onie ditch
And then, O what a glorious sight
Warm-reekin, rich!

[Keke]

Originally posted by YK2:
Shame on you for missing out the best part... :mad: :mad: :mad: Indeed. My apologies. redface.gif :mad:

[Jim Boggs]

Originally posted by Dave H:

Besides, I say "excuse me" even when I'm by myself! redface.gif redface.gif For everything else there's VISA. :D

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Dave H:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:
(snip-who reads this stuff anyway?)Well, it looks like Minnesota's period of mourning for the Vikings has finally ended. Welcome back to the land of the living, Seanachai. tongue.gif :D :D

</font>[/QUOTE]Yes, I heard that the Vikings are going to go into the Dry Cleaning business so they can fold for a living.


So now that YK2, Kitty, Boo, Mace, and now Seanachai are posting here, who's left to mind (Make that "watch". The word "mind" doesn't seem appropriate in a sentence about the MBT) the <font size=1>penguin</font size=1> thread? The GF stormtroopers? The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypso? Poor Old Spike? Gaylord Focker? tongue.gif :rolleyes: :D ;) This is what I adore most about you <small>goddammers</small>. You're all so simple.
You blunder about in your sad little lives, your tiny minds blind to the glories that surround you.
(That would be us, for you slightly more dense than usual individuals.)
If it weren't for us propping up this nasty little place, it would have sunk to the bottom of the last page long ago.
But you never see and perhaps that's how it must be...

[Jim Boggs]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
Yes, I heard that the Vikings are going to go into the Dry Cleaning business so they can fold for a living.
Quoted and preserved in memory of our very own mike_the_wino who remains MIA/AWOL.

[Becket]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
Pay attention to me! Please! No.

Turns of pain sent out to all last night.

Lest we forget the land of CMBB, I just started up "Clash of Titans II" with a friend in PBEM. All of those IS-3s, IS-2s, and T-44s are quite a sight. Now, if only they didn't suck. :mad: I'd trade them all for their point value in T-34/85s. As it is, I expect to have my clock cleaned by all the uber-German armor when my IS tanks simply refuse to engage.

[Jim Boggs]

So what's up with the Axeman?

Is he having to really work for a living these days?

Another provincial election? :rolleyes:
A postal strike? :mad:
A moose stuck in a ditch? :eek:

Where is our ace reporter? :confused:

[Soddball]

My updates, for what they're worth, considering that you are all bus-shagging nonces.

Jim Boggs and I have come to the conclusion that if we want an insane knife-fight with short visibility and ridiculous equipment selections, we'll pick Inferno and not Ambush! in future. My professional verdict gives it 1 AARHGAHRARHGARAHRGHA!!!! out of 5. Still, you live and learn.

Dave H pimps around on our playtest like a bloke who can't remember the horrors of bocage knife-fights from CM:BO. Still, it's only turn 2 so I might let him off.

Keke has resurfaced! Our game will continue apace.

Snarker is playing the Doctor Luck game with his creeping Panzer III and is on the explody end of some more 25pdrs.

Becket thinks he has run into some Tigers of mine. I refuse to offer him the consolation of discovering that they are only Mark IVs since he is having too much fun watching his Shermans brew up.


Seanachai sends no stinking turns at all! He's a whining girl! I demand satisfaction! I demand tea and biscuits! AHHRAHGRAHGAHGARHARHGRAHARHARAR!!! I want to stuff my British Bayonets into the fat bellies of his slithering krauts! I want to slather him in red-hot, flaming, bitter, furious molten TNT!!


RARARARARRRGHGHGHGHHARRAAR!!!!!

[Boo Radley]

I love people who challenge Seanachai to a game, thinking they'll actually be get to PLAY IT.

[Jim Boggs]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
I love people who challenge Seanachai to a game, thinking they'll actually be get to PLAY IT. I love people who post in this Thread thinking that they will be get to escape unscathed.

[Edward Windsor]

Originally posted by Soddball:
Jim Boggs and I have come to the conclusion that if we want an insane knife-fight with short visibility and ridiculous equipment selections, we'll pick Inferno and not Ambush! in future. My professional verdict gives it 1 AARHGAHRARHGARAHRGHA!!!! out of 5. Still, you live and learn.I think Dave can relate to that :mad: :mad: :mad: (chin up, old chap, only one turn left).

Turns out this morning to all maggots I'm currently engaged in combat with :mad:

The complete lack of frothing TNT bubbling in my inbox leads me to believe you're all big nancy boys :mad:

So I'm off to bed with a nice, hot cup of cocoa and a copy of Cosmopolitan magazine :mad:

Teddy

Edited to add: Soddball, you gibbering buffoon, our CMBB battles have left me with deep scars of doubt and self-loathing. How about a rematch in CMAK, as long as it's not Ambush!?

[ January 14, 2004, 05:05 PM: Message edited by: Edward Windsor ]

[Keke]

Originally posted by Jim Boggs:
Where is our ace reporter? :confused: I ate him. He tasted like chicken. :mad:

[nevermind]

Welcome back Kinky :D :D


You sorry MAGGOT :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Snarker]

Originally posted by Keke:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs:
Where is our ace reporter? :confused: I ate him. He tasted like chicken. :mad: </font>[/QUOTE]Then why didn't you just eat chicken? Probably give you less indigestion. :mad: :mad: