Where would Peng be without his challenge?

[v42below]

So, little Timmy, you've decided that you have what it takes to post in the Peng Challenge Thread? Not so fast, young lad. To avoid having your dangly bits stapled to your forehead, there are some things you must know first:

XXX] Your existence is only a figment of your imagination until you display an email and a location in your profile.

#12 This place is about the challenge. Challenge some ONE and do so with panache and flair, throw in a bit of acid hatred and something to amuse us.

re_) Sound off as though you've got a pair, but we'd rather not hear about you pair or any other parts of your anatomy.

fsd_32$] Do not challenge a Knight or an Olde One - you are simply not worthy. The Squires, serfs and SSNs (like yourself) may accept your challenge if you pester them enough. Above all, do not challege Peng for he is already challenged beyond his means.

1. The Ladies of the Pool are sacred, beautiful and mysterious creatures. They are to be shown utmost respect at all times.

C Flat) When in doubt, the best course of action is always to sod off.

[ February 10, 2005, 01:22 PM: Message edited by: v42below ]

[[TGD] mensch]

*picks himself up*

wuhsh? hush? oh waily waily! Aae doonoo wha' aeya'doo!!! *sloshes a mug o spirits* Th' wee lass issa goon! *sniffs* kanne n' find th' lass!

me heart ah' brok like lock tae th'spirt cabnet!

... *pauses looking at his drink*

Aae dinnae doo it!

*falls down drunk again*

[v42below]

It seems a rift in the space time continuum has caused mensch's post from the outlawed thread to reappear here. Either that or he's just being tha annoying, repetitive bugger he always was. Carry on...

[ng cavscout]

I still think 9mm should be soundly thrashed, like a disobedient peasant by an impoverished Rumanian landholder taking out his frustrations.

[Moraine Sedai]

Oh dear...our Queen best make an appearance a'fore Mensch doth drink himself blind.

[Andreas]

It has now been established that v42below and I work in the same industry. Scary.

But I am better paid. That makes it somewhat bearable.

[MrPeng]

Now that is a proper Peng Challenge thread title:
Stoopit, boring and with the two words that matter.

[Jev.Dk]

Gee kids, havent you outgrown this yet?

And today I found out that Mr.Peng has dogs....and a heart "Shudders"

/Jev

[Mike]

What is the weak and insipid foreign vodka doing starting a <small>penguin</small> thread?

Oh how the mighty have fallen - to have actually been admired by Mistress Pong itself!

You are a traitor oh Murky grain spirit of the south - you have lowered yourself to the level of flotsam, jetsom and pond scum - not to mention the detritus that is too dense to rise above the bottom, so I won't.

I hereby declare yuo EXPELLED from all that is good and wonderful in challenge threads - the growling ferocious toothy fulsomeness that is Mistress Fine Beer, and challenge you to a match of the threads - champion your new home if you can - defy the laws of physics to rise above the wretched remains of human waste that inhabit the cess pool if you will - to be spanked by a real man!

the setup is in the post!

[[TGD] mensch]

Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:
Oh dear...our Queen best make an appearance a'fore Mensch doth drink himself blind. *holds Sadai close* meh! Aae mayd' a wee mess in yer booties laddie! Aae wurden't tooch thoose wi ah loong stick 'ef Aae wa' ye!

*wanders off*

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by [TGD] mensch:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:
Oh dear...our Queen best make an appearance a'fore Mensch doth drink himself blind. *holds Sadai close* meh! Aae mayd' a wee mess in yer booties laddie! Aae wurden't tooch thoose wi ah loong stick 'ef Aae wa' ye!

*wanders off* </font>[/QUOTE]That is without a doubt, the worst Scottish accent I've ever heard in my life. I mean, at least you can sort of figure out what that barmy git OGSF is saying, but this drivel... it's like someone massaged mensch's gums with a two by four for an afternoon.
(Which is probably good work if you can get it.)

[Moraine Sedai]

Originally posted by [TGD] mensch:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:
Oh dear...our Queen best make an appearance a'fore Mensch doth drink himself blind. *holds Sadai close* meh! Aae mayd' a wee mess in yer booties laddie! Aae wurden't tooch thoose wi ah loong stick 'ef Aae wa' ye!

*wanders off* </font>[/QUOTE]Too late...he's already drunk himself blind if he thinks I'm a "laddie". And why would he make a mess in my shoes? And should I be concerned that I kind of understand his pathetic brogue?

Hmmm...I'm even more concerned about him now that I realized he "held me close" and *still* didn't discern I was a voluptuous female. Kinda hard to miss what I am, really. Poor, poor man. Sad really. Guess it's off to the home for him.

Again.

[[TGD] mensch]

*hic* ey boo.. sod off ye wee faerie git! ye kanne bit me oon arse if ye knoo it. *spits on boos family crest*

*squints at Sedai††* ye goot ta shave lass, th' wee beerd' git ta goo. *looks down* voolup.. ye calls thems knockers?

BUAHAHAHAHA!!

Gud on ye lad.


†† see this: http://home.comcast.net/~joe.shaw/wsb/media/778384/graphic_pub.jpg

[MrPeng]

Originally posted by Mike:
What is the weak and insipid foreign vodka doing starting a <small>penguin</small> thread?

Oh how the mighty have fallen - to have actually been admired by Mistress Pong itself!

You are a traitor oh Murky grain spirit of the south - you have lowered yourself to the level of flotsam, jetsom and pond scum - not to mention the detritus that is too dense to rise above the bottom, so I won't.

I hereby declare yuo EXPELLED from all that is good and wonderful in challenge threads - the growling ferocious toothy fulsomeness that is Mistress Fine Beer, and challenge you to a match of the threads - champion your new home if you can - defy the laws of physics to rise above the wretched remains of human waste that inhabit the cess pool if you will - to be spanked by a real man!

the setup is in the post! For some reason that post made me very nervous.

Found another awesome beer joint that had a full 20 DRAUGHT Great Fat Belgian Bastard Beers and a guy who can make a work of art out of some few basic ingredients: a bit of flour, some hearts of artichoke, an onion, 50 or 60 garlic cloves, and a bit of cheese... I am wracked with sobs of food-joy and beer-happy.

Of course that is floating over the complete and utter hatred - the eternal smoldering ember of loathing that I have for certain slackers at work who have shirked responsiblity and made my life more difficult. Instead of getting home tomorrow at an hour when my girls will greet me and we can smother each other in hugs and kisses, I am due in at an ungodly time when the only critters stirring will be the vermin that infest the dampest corners of the basement. No, that's NOT a contradiction... idiots.

Anyway,I also indulged myself in a bottle of Thomas Hardy Ale - the "Cooler Stock" kind that makes you wonder why anyone would be such a ninny to spend so much on such a little bottle of beer... until one looks at the price of the Vintage 1996 $75, or the Vintage 1987 $150.... I swore to myself that when I get my bonus for this project, and have to return to this infernal city for what ever reason - and it is inevitable on this sort of project that I will be back - I swore that I would spend 75 bucks on a bottle of 1996 Thomas Hardy Ale.

That declaration of course assumes that the project don't go belly-up, that I am still employed (or at least employable) and most importantly that the tightwad bastards I work for reward me with some sort of a bonus worth mentioning... Yeesh I have spent the last 4 months of my life building this thing... and will spend the next two months giving birth to it... THERE HAD BETTER BE A GOOD EFFING BONUS AT THE END.

Eurgh. Time to hit the hotel bar for a nightcap.

[Yeknodathon]

... of course, if I were an owl and stuffed meself full with a plump 37mm I'd grip me roosting twig with me hunting talons, clench me feathered owl buttocks as tight as possible, clamp me beak and make damn sure there was no resurgence...

[rolls the owl pellet for slight amusement]

... pathetic

[dalem]

As a Seniour Kanigget, Master of the House of Persiflage, and Lord High Hullabalooster of the MBT, I declare that all MBTs from this point forward shall have installed on the premises a mechanical bull.

Dig it.

redux.

[Speedy]

You want 2 mechanical bulls now?

[v42below]

Originally posted by Mike:
What is the weak and insipid foreign vodka doing starting a <small>penguin</small> thread?

Oh how the mighty have fallen - to have actually been admired by Mistress Pong itself!

You are a traitor oh Murky grain spirit of the south *snip* I'll have you know that 42below is made in the big smoke and not in the South.

Originally posted by Mike:
*snip* too dense to rise above the bottom, so I won't.I'm glad to know that nothing rises above your bottom, at least I think I am.

Now did anyone understand who the hell that challenge was aimed at? Give it another go, lad, taking the time to remove the fush and chups from your mouth before you speak, and someone may, I said MAY, take pity on you and give you the sound Samoan workover you deserve.

[v42below]

Originally posted by dalem:
As a Seniour Kanigget, Master of the House of Persiflage, and Lord High Hullabalooster of the MBT, I declare that all MBTs from this point forward shall have installed on the premises a mechanical bull.

Dig it.

redux. http://www.coloradocafe.com/bull/bull.jpg

Now, now, lads, keep your eyes on the bull!

[Hamstersss]

See, see what happens when an incompetant tries to pull off a heresy? Lame-o. Loser. Baptist.

Look, earless one, you can have your damned, stupid bull. And Hiram can put up new curtains. And Joe Shaw (Who never acknowledged my damned compliment, thereby proving himself to be not only an unmitigated stick of a man, but also an egregiously ill-mannered lout) can install his jacuzzi. And YK2 can bolt in the ol' trapeze, whatever.

Just one thing.

One little thing.

Can we stop posting lameass, stoopid pictures? Not pictures of doofuses for all to mock, but like, glasses of wine and half-nekkid bims on redneck machinery. Mormon wives, UN dogs, aforementioned doofi plates, those are great, but the rest make my eyes bleed. They make smilies look like haiku.

[v42below]

Originally posted by Elijah Meeks:
*snip*
Just one thing.

One little thing.

Can we stop posting lameass, stoopid pictures? Not pictures of doofuses for all to mock, but like, glasses of wine and half-nekkid bims on redneck machinery. Mormon wives, UN dogs, aforementioned doofi plates, those are great, but the rest make my eyes bleed. They make smilies look like haiku. My work here is done. To the Moosemobile!!!

[Mace]

Originally posted by v42below:
My work here is done. To the Moosemobile!!! Hopefully, you'll crash and burn in the bloody thing.

Mace

[Mace]

Originally posted by v42below:
http://www.coloradocafe.com/bull/bull.jpg
Most interesting thing on this page.

Nice hooters btw.

Mace

[Stalin's Organ]

Originally posted by v42below:

Now did anyone understand who the hell that challenge was aimed at? So it's true - you ARE thick enough to reside in here!!

Either that or too much of a panty waste to accept - I suspect the later - you've probably run out of Russian Courage! :(

It's sooooo sad when a bad man gets even worse! :mad: :mad:

[Hiram Sedai]

Originally posted by [TGD] mensch:
*hic* ey boo.. sod off ye wee faerie git! ye kanne bit me oon arse if ye knoo it. *spits on boos family crest*

*squints at Sedai††* ye goot ta shave lass, th' wee beerd' git ta goo. *looks down* voolup.. ye calls thems knockers?

BUAHAHAHAHA!!

Gud on ye lad.


†† see this: http://home.comcast.net/~joe.shaw/wsb/media/778384/graphic_pub.jpg Dude, she's my wife. We got married while you were away in Germany learning...uh...German.

Looks like you're still an idiot Canuckian. Guten tag, eh ya hoser!

[Moraine Sedai]

Bah! I went through enough of this "prove it" stuff when I first came here. Everyone thought Hiram had lost his hold on the last tenuous thread to sanity and I had to go through 20 questions several times in chats with YK2 and Seanachai.

If you doubt my existence and/or gender, just chat with them about it, mensch. I haven't the time, nor inclination to try to convince you of anything. And just because I'm "camera shy" doesn't mean I'm to be doubted. Besides, Hiram posted a pic of us here some time ago, I believe. That or he popped it into a conversation box with Emma. Either way, matters not to me if you believe. Everyone *else* here has enough sense to know that Hiram and I are not the same person.

[_Axe_]

"Where would Peng be without his challenge?"

Looking on at the Cheery Waffle Thread with longing.

Like you do now. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Herr Oberst]

Originally posted by Andreas:
It has now been established that v42below and I work in the same industry. Scary.

But I am better paid. That makes it somewhat bearable. Energy analyst?!? Strange title for someone who tests 9 volt batteries with their tongue... Of course, that same PC crap is what got us Sanitation Engineers as oppposed to garbage men...

[Boo Radley]

Bah and Feh on all of you!
Here it is, the day before my birthday AND allegedly a vacation day, but where do I find myself?
AT THE FECKIN' OFFICE, THAT'S WHERE I FIND MYSELF!!!
You all suck canal water through a straw!

p.s.

Bite me.

[Moraine Sedai]

Well, dear Boo, all I can say to that then is...

A Very Merry Unbirthday to you! Yes you!

And here's the entirety just for you...

The Unbirthday Song

MARCH HARE:
A very merry unbirthday to me

MAD HATTER:
To who?

MARCH HARE:
To me

MAD HATTER:
Oh you!

MARCH HARE:
A very merry unbirthday to you

MAD HATTER:
Who me?

MARCH HARE:
Yes, you!

MAD HATTER:
Oh, me!

MARCH HARE:
Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea
A very merry unbirthday to you!

[DIALOGUE]

MAD HATTER:
Now, statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday

MARCH HARE:
Imagine, just one birthday every year

MAD HATTER:
Ah, but there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays!

MARCH HARE:
Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer

[DIALOGUE]

BOTH:
A very merry unbirthday to you, to you

ALICE:
To me?

MAD HATTER:
To you!

BOTH:
A very merry unbirthday

ALICE:
For me?

MARCH HARE:
For you!

MAD HATTER:
Now blow the candle out my dear
And make your wish come true

BOTH:
A merry merry unbirthday to you!

[stikkypixie]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
Bah and Feh on all of you!
Here it is, the day before my birthday AND allegedly a vacation day, but where do I find myself?
AT THE FECKIN' OFFICE, THAT'S WHERE I FIND MYSELF!!!
You all suck canal water through a straw!

p.s.

Bite me. Hah, I'm at home with absolutely nothing on my mind. I kinda like that unbirthday idea of Lady Sedai though. Maybe you can crawl back into your mother's womb and do us all a favour.

[Noba]

Originally posted by v42below:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:
As a Seniour Kanigget, Master of the House of Persiflage, and Lord High Hullabalooster of the MBT, I declare that all MBTs from this point forward shall have installed on the premises a mechanical bull.

Dig it.

redux. http://www.coloradocafe.com/bull/bull.jpg

Now, now, lads, keep your eyes on the bull! </font>[/QUOTE]There's a Bull in the picture...??*

Noba.


*You lot are getting old. That was Soooo obvious.

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by stikkypixie:
Hah, I'm at home with absolutely nothing on my mind. Anybody want to field this one? I'm trying to let the easy ones go by.

And to Lady Moraine, thank you from the heart of my bottom. You're a very sweet Lady and if that huge fecking dolt, Hiram doesn't realize it, you should beat him about the head and shoulders with monotonous regularity.
Actually, you should do that just to keep in practice.

[dalem]

Nice & dirtied up.

http://www.dmancini.com/pictures/xwing/Picture%20097.jpg

[rleete]

Who's floor mod is that?

And why is the airbag deployed? Has Andreas been driving it?

[ng cavscout]

Originally posted by rleete:
Who's floor mod is that?

And why is the airbag deployed? Has Andreas been driving it? The airbag is deployed because someone must of been driving after drinking your mead, not me of course, BECAUSE YOU NEVER SENT IT!!!, not that I am bitter or anything.

Funny story here, last night, I arrest a drunk driver, and he says he is going to get a lawyer and sue me, because I shouldn't of arrested him, because he made it into his driveway, after driving through his neighbors yard, just before I pulled in behind him, "and that makes me safe"

Honestly, sometimes I almost despair at the future of the human race, then I see Boo and all hope is removed.

[Moraine Sedai]

LMAO! Like some idiot schoolkid!

"Tag! You're it!"

"Nuh-uh! I was touching home base. I'm safe! Nyah!"

Good grief...

[Mace]

Originally posted by Noba:
There's a Bull in the picture...??**stares at the most obvious place*

Nope, can't see it.

Mace

[Mace]

Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:
Like some idiot schoolkid!*looks up from his newspaper, across to the arguing cesspoolers*

I think 'idiot' goes without saying!

*rustles papers, then goes back to reading*

Mace

[[TGD] mensch]

*laughing till he falls on the ground*

Ye tell'n mae Hirams goot hich'd oop?

HAHAHAAHA!

ye be dumm'er ah Aae thoot!

*wiping a laughing tear from his eye* hich'd oop!

HAAHAHAHA, Gits, Mooroons!

*grabs another ale*

[dalem]

So tonight I have a Seanachai and Papa Khann coming to my place. No Lars, but Lars's woman's dog, which is actually a little bit better than Lars, as Chloe drinks much less beer.

Remind me again why I let these barnacles across my threshhold?

[Andreas]

Because it is infinitely preferable to me coming over for a drink at your place?

[ng cavscout]

Originally posted by dalem:
So tonight I have a Seanachai and Papa Khann coming to my place. No Lars, but Lars's woman's dog, which is actually a little bit better than Lars, as Chloe drinks much less beer.

Remind me again why I let these barnacles across my threshhold? Because as an Evil Almost Genius,,,,, ummmm Evil Smart Guy...... ummm Evil Guy Smarter Than An Envelope, you know that any time 3 Minnestroneannies and a dog gather, Western Civilization itself is at risk.

[Moriarty]

Originally posted by dalem:

Remind me again why I let these barnacles across my threshhold? Because it's easier and more efficient when fragging, idjit

[dalem]

Seanachai and Papa Khann.

Watching "Manos, Hands of Fate".

Is there no Humanity????

All my rum is gone........

[dalem]

Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeggars....

[MrSpkr]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie:
Hah, I'm at home with absolutely nothing on my mind. Anybody want to field this one? I'm trying to let the easy ones go by.</font>[/QUOTE]Must put a real crimp in your sex life.

Of course, there are always the Amish goats.

Steve

[[TGD] mensch]

Originally posted by MrSpkr:
Of course, there are always the Amish goats.

Steve ye git aloong wi' them? figur' ah lad lik ye wud luv ah bonnie wi four... teets.

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by dalem:
Seanachai and Papa Khann.

Watching "Manos, Hands of Fate".

Pandering to Senanchai's unnatural attraction to hairy men with huge thighs?

[Joe Shaw]

Good LORD what in the wide, wide world of sports happened HERE?

I'm gone for two days, TWO FREAKING DAYS and ... and we have a thread started by a Knight so newly minted that the ink's still not dry on his Membership Certificate, and damned POORLY started I might add, Mensch is STILL trying to pull off his Scottish dialect ... damned poorly I might add, AFTER being warned to stop, this NuggetScabScout is about (damned poorly I might add) and NO ONE knows what the hell he is ... Andreas and Peng are BOTH posting MULTIPLE times, damned poorly I might add, Meeks is claiming he's complimented me, damned poorly I might add since I SURE AS HELL don't remember it, and we've all these refugees from the Gawdawful Thread showing up ... damned poorly I might add ... as if we actually WANT them to comment.

It's ... well it's just done poorly, DAMNED POORLY I MIGHT ADD.

I blame v42below ...

Joe

[[TGD] mensch]

Oi Joe, bit mae a' me boot'm! Hazaah! Two days! yer th' fault lad, OK an' v42below s' ah git too.

why ye poot yer "Joe" oon th' endie? wees all knoo yer th' git Joe...

*wanders off muttering*

Goo awa' an' hoop ye eet sumthn' tha' mak ye shate 'edgehogs.

[Andreas]

I just made Crepes with an Orange juice and Fauchon Cognac dressing in my new Le Creuset Crepes pan.

Crepes are a funny-sounding food.

They were yummy.

[[TGD] mensch]

Oi JOE! Andreas 'ere has soomthen fer ya ta shate 'edgehogs.

*points him to Andreas and his Crepes*


oh an' Joe, it bae Gàidhlig ya git!

[Mace]

OMFG! Andreas has been possessed by the ghost of Dalem!!!!

Mace

[stikkypixie]

Originally posted by Andreas:
I just made Crepes with an Orange juice and Fauchon Cognac dressing in my new Le Creuset Crepes pan.

Crepes are a funny-sounding food.

They were yummy. JUDAS! You made crêpes but you didn't bother to share?! I spit at you.

[v42below]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

I blame v42below ...

Joe Blame me? BLAME ME? I saved us from having to post in this abomination (http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=30;t=003566).

Granted, it may have been a wee bit early for me to start a thread, but the Justicar was away from his post and none of these dimwits have even a smidgeon of initiative, so I stepped up. If you ask me (which I'm sure you won't so I'll tell you anyway), I deserve a title (something short and simple like "Lord Protector of the "Challenge" of the MBT" will do) for my couragous rescue of the MBT from the hands of an incompetent buffoon whom you, in a moment of weakness, allowed to become a knight. Sure, Seanachai may have pissed on him from a considerable height after the ceremony, but that is hardly any consolation.

[Andreas]

Joe still seems to labour under the delusion that someone gives a f*ck.

Sad.

[rleete]

At his age, everything is labor.

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by stikkypixie:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Andreas:
I just made Crepes with an Orange juice and Fauchon Cognac dressing in my new Le Creuset Crepes pan.

Crepes are a funny-sounding food.

They were yummy. JUDAS! You made crêpes but you didn't bother to share?! I spit at you. </font>[/QUOTE]I just cooked a Haggis which you are more than welcome to share.... Are you man enough?

*Blurgh*

[stikkypixie]

Originally posted by YK2:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Andreas:
I just made Crepes with an Orange juice and Fauchon Cognac dressing in my new Le Creuset Crepes pan.

Crepes are a funny-sounding food.

They were yummy. JUDAS! You made crêpes but you didn't bother to share?! I spit at you. </font>[/QUOTE]I just cooked a Haggis which you are more than welcome to share.... Are you man enough?

*Blurgh* </font>[/QUOTE]Don't mention haggis around here. You might hurt the feelings of those aussies around here. They can't stand waste of good sheep.

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by stikkypixie:
waste of good sheep.I see you've already tried it!

[Andreas]

Originally posted by stikkypixie:
JUDAS! You made crêpes but you didn't bother to share?! I spit at you. Yes.

And just for your artsy french-loving insistence to give the word the proper accent, I will never ever share a crepes with you.

So there.

[Hamstersss]

Originally posted by YK2:
I just cooked a Haggis which you are more than welcome to share.... Are you man enough?
Um, no. By good fortune I missed out on periods and pregnancy and now you're asking me to experience the culinary equivelent of both, simultaneously? No, madam. Only women have the fortitude to eat haggis. It's a genetic fact. Well, women and Scots, the former because of the fortitude thing, the latter because of the moronosity thing.

Edited to spell haggis right. As if anyone gives a good goddamn how to spell it. And to add: One crepes, two crepes, three crepes, four.

[Hamstersss]

Dalem, could you tell me what the parable thread is about?

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by Elijah Meeks:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2:
I just cooked a Haggis which you are more than welcome to share.... Are you man enough?
Um, no. By good fortune I missed out on periods and pregnancy and now you're asking me to experience the culinary equivelent of both, simultaneously? No, madam. Only women have the fortitude to eat haggis. </font>[/QUOTE]You said that without moving your lips Stikky , and you sounded just like Meeks..

Must be the wine...

*Takes another sip*

[stikkypixie]

Originally posted by YK2:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Elijah Meeks:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2:
I just cooked a Haggis which you are more than welcome to share.... Are you man enough?
Um, no. By good fortune I missed out on periods and pregnancy and now you're asking me to experience the culinary equivelent of both, simultaneously? No, madam. Only women have the fortitude to eat haggis. </font>[/QUOTE]You said that without moving your lips Stikky , and you sounded just like Meeks..

Must be the wine...

*Takes another sip* </font>[/QUOTE]I can do it too while drinking water. Wanna see, my fair lady?

[**YK2**]

And I can do it standing on my head, but It's not something I brag about....

[Mace]

Originally posted by stikkypixie:
You might hurt the feelings of those aussies around here. They can't stand waste of good sheep. Well since we don't normally eat a sheep's stomach, it's not being wasted.

btw I had a small portion of Haggis once. It wasn't that bad.

Mace

[Moraine Sedai]

You were probably too drunk to taste it.

[Mace]

Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:
You were probably too drunk to taste it. I knew there was a catch.

Mace

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by dalem:
So tonight I have a Seanachai and Papa Khann coming to my place. Speaking of Papa Kahn, next time you talk to that huge pile of stoat droppings, ask him if he's ever going to continue our game or if he's too busy tricking young newlyweds into mortgaging their lives away for one of the double wides he sells.

[Seanachai]

Quick, everyone! There's only 58 minutes Central Standard Time left in which to wish Boo Radley a Happy Birthday! For you wankers on the East Coast, the best you can do is a 'belated'.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOO!

[Speedy]

What about here in Oz? Can we just get drunk in sympathy?

[Boo Radley]

That's it? No festive party? No dancing bears?
No full frontal nudity... or lobotomies?
No drunken Squires doing a conga line through Shaw's living room?
How sad.

[Mace]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
No full frontal nudityI'm naked under my clothes.

Happy now?

Mace

[Mace]

Originally posted by Speedy:
Can we just get drunk in sympathy? Pffft, as if we need a reason.

Mace

[Speedy]

Hey Mace I'm loading the tinny to go free some island of imperialist oppression, do you want to come? All you need to bring is a couple of eskys (full), oh and some stenographers would be good *looks over shoulder* to record our heroic exploits of course.

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Mace:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
No full frontal nudityI'm naked under my clothes.

Happy now?

Mace </font>[/QUOTE]Only if your clothes are made entirely of fire ants.

[Mace]

some nong had the audacity to respond to my post, but I'll cut him some slack since he's a birthday boy </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Originally posted by Mace:
I'm naked under my clothes.

Happy now?

Mace Only if your clothes are made entirely of fire ants. </font>[/QUOTE]Kinky!

Originally posted by Speedy:
Hey Mace I'm loading the tinny to go free some island of imperialist oppression, do you want to come? All you need to bring is a couple of eskys (full), oh and some stenographers would be good *looks over shoulder* to record our heroic exploits of course. Does freeing some island or imperialist oppression involve having scantily clad stenographers bending over to pass a coldy from the esky, and/or opening a stubby* with their cleavage ?

Then count me in!

Mace

PS I understand 'stubby' have a different meaning in the US? Then tough, either way It's still a great fantasy.

[Joe Shaw]

Happy Birthday Boo Radley ... since it's your birthday I won't go into your ancestry, place of abode or slip shod work habits ... it's the least I could do.

Well actually the LEAST I could do would be to not mention it at ALL ... so I suppose this isn't the least I could do ... sorry if I dissapointed you.

Joe

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
sorry if I dissapointed you.

Joe Something you should consider having tattooed on your forehead.

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Mace:
I'm naked under my clothes.

Happy now?

Mace No. I insist that Mace never be naked, in any way, shape or form, even under his clothes.

Perhaps if we graft some sort of polyurethane covering directly to his skin...

[Yeknodathon]

I just hope no one slides a haggis under his clothes. I don't think the haggis would survive the struggle.

[Mace]

Polyurethane and haggis against naked skin?!! Think of the possibilities!!!!

Mace

[Yeknodathon]

Originally posted by Mace:
Polyurethane and haggis against naked skin?!! Think of the possibilities!!!!

Mace *shudder* offal on offal?

[dalem]

Originally posted by Elijah Meeks:
Dalem, could you tell me what the parable thread is about? Grogs are poopy.

[stikkypixie]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
That's it? No festive party? No dancing bears?
No full frontal nudity... or lobotomies?
No drunken Squires doing a conga line through Shaw's living room?
How sad. It wouldn't be much of a conga line, because I'm the only squire left.

[Andreas]

I bet that if God does not feel like cooking, he shops at Fauchon (http://www.fauchon.fr).

In fact, I think I saw him there yesterday.

[**YK2**]

Nahh yesterday he had lunch at Laduree..

Seriously Andreas,If you haven't already done so try it out..
Your tastebuds will be forever grateful.

[Andreas]

Send me the address.

The good life. Iron your shirts, while watching Buffy Season I on DVD.

I'll get back to it now.

[Hamstersss]

Originally posted by dalem:
Grogs are poopy. Oh. Maybe that's why it doesn't seem very productive over there.

[Andreas]

Following three episodes of series one, I sense that I almost, but not quite fully understand US youth culture. Well, there is one more to watch.

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Andreas:
Following three episodes of series one, I sense that I almost, but not quite fully understand US youth culture. Well, there is one more to watch. Yes. Buffy the Vampire Slayer is the quintessential benchmark for judging American youth culture.
To get the perfect view of the American adult culture you have to watch Gilligan's Island.

[v42below]

Happy belated birthday. Now go back to putting those suspenders on your underpants.

[37mm]

37mm crawls out from his cave…

ahh I’ve come to realise that being the Messiah of the Peng challenge thread does NOT grant me any special healing powers (Peng have ye Forsaken I?).

Even now I’m unable to speak as my throat is so sore but yet I can still type… Praise be!

And yet what have I missed?

My Liege’s birthday!
The shameful closing of YET ANOTHER of one of my threads (is that some kind of record)!
And 4v2blowmeup actually attempting to act (finally, does it not enlighten our spirits to know that even the most ‘mundane’ of us can still ‘learn’) like he has a pair!


So perhaps it was for the best, my illness & all… Praise be!

[MrPeng]

Originally posted by 37mm:
37mm irritating drivel
Back to your cave!

[Nidan1]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
To get the perfect view of the American adult culture you have to watch Gilligan's Island.
Maybe in your world....these Euro's already have a warped sense of our culture.

I, on the other hand, would recommend "Married with Children" or "Home Improvement" as a better gauge of adult behavior in the States.

[stikkypixie]

Originally posted by Nidan1:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Originally posted by Boo Radley:
To get the perfect view of the American adult culture you have to watch Gilligan's Island.
Maybe in your world....these Euro's already have a warped sense of our culture.

I, on the other hand, would recommend "Married with Children" or "Home Improvement" as a better gauge of adult behavior in the States. </font>[/QUOTE]Nuh-uh, everyone knows that "Seventh Heaven" and "Full house" the are benchmark of American *cough* culture.

[Andreas]

'Married with children' was a documentary of US middle class life, wasn't it? I always think of Al Bundy when I read a post or email by Hakko.

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by stikkypixie:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Originally posted by Boo Radley:
To get the perfect view of the American adult culture you have to watch Gilligan's Island.
Maybe in your world....these Euro's already have a warped sense of our culture.

I, on the other hand, would recommend "Married with Children" or "Home Improvement" as a better gauge of adult behavior in the States. </font>[/QUOTE]Nuh-uh, everyone knows that "Seventh Heaven" and "Full house" the are benchmark of American *cough* culture. </font>[/QUOTE]Silly ferrign type person.
Everything you need to know about true American culture can be found by watching reruns of Green Acres.

[Boo Radley]

I guess everyone must be out on hot Valentine's Day dates.
Oh wait! What was I thinking? It's this bunch!

[rleete]

Nope, sis wasn't feeling well...

[v42below]

At least someone is honest in this pile of dung.

So, I take it Boo and rleete are the only ones here who didn't have a Valentine's date. Why am I not surprised?

[rleete]

I couldn't have a date, the wife wouldn't let me. Thought she should be taken out.

Women, huh?

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by rleete:
I couldn't have a date, the wife wouldn't let me. Thought she should be taken out.

Women, huh? Yep, can't live with 'em and can't live with 'em ... if you've forgotten a Valentine's Day card that is ... so I'm told.

Joe

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rleete:


Women, huh? Yep, can't live with 'em and can't live with 'em ... if you've forgotten a Valentine's Day card that is ... so I'm told.

Joe </font>[/QUOTE]Frankly, Joe, people like you, Boo and RLeete are why marriage came into existence. You're all parasitic life forms that couldn't survive without the female 'host'.

When your wives look at you, the thought 'fish' and 'bicycle' go through their heads. But then they smile fondly and consider how you'd already be extinct if they didn't have large hearts and a willingness to put up with men that make black bears look like cultured sophisticates.

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Andreas:
...while watching Buffy Season I on DVD.

I'll get back to it now. All truly witty, intelligent and interesting people watch 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'.

The inside jokes on any given episode make it almost bearable to be living here in the 'final days' of American Culture, when Japan has it's final revenge for Nagasaki as they watch us sinking deeper and deeper into programming like 'Fear Factor' and the endless glut of urine soaked 'Reality TV', all of which dreck had it's roots in the very worst that Japanese television had to offer the world.

As for Europe...what have you people done for the freaking world since the Renaissance?

Frankly, I look for the next cultural boom to come out of Canada...

[Noba]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Andreas:
...while watching Buffy Season I on DVD.

I'll get back to it now. All truly witty, intelligent and interesting people watch 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'.

The inside jokes on any given episode make it almost bearable to be living here in the 'final days' of American Culture, when Japan has it's final revenge for Nagasaki as they watch us sinking deeper and deeper into programming like 'Fear Factor' and the endless glut of urine soaked 'Reality TV', all of which dreck had it's roots in the very worst that Japanese television had to offer the world.

As for Europe...what have you people done for the freaking world since the Renaissance?

Frankly, I look for the next cultural boom to come out of Canada... </font>[/QUOTE]Wrong, O short bodied one. The boom is already in motion. It comes, naturally enough from Australia. Land of the ground breaking tv show of yore...SKIPPY The bush Kangaroo.

The fact that this 60's show has yet to take off around the world (Although the Poms had it) just goes to show that the rest of you are so far behind. Get with the programme!

Noba.

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Noba:
Wrong, O short bodied one. The boom is already in motion. It comes, naturally enough from Australia.
Noba. Yes indeed, oh Dingo Licker. Taking culture to Australia is like taking your genitalia to a brothel.

It'll cost you money, no one there will truly appreciate it, and the chances are it'll suffer debilitating contamination from contact with the locals.

[Noba]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:
Wrong, O short bodied one. The boom is already in motion. It comes, naturally enough from Australia.
Noba. Yes indeed, oh Dingo Licker. Taking culture to Australia is like taking your genitalia to a brothel.

It'll cost you money, no one there will truly appreciate it, and the chances are it'll suffer debilitating contamination from contact with the locals. </font>[/QUOTE]Obviously spoken with experience. So at what stage in your decrepit life did you force yourself upon the poor, unfortunate "girls". Was it for "research"...? Or did your hand get lazy ?

Noba.

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Noba:
Obviously spoken with experience. So at what stage in your decrepit life did you force yourself upon the poor, unfortunate "girls". Was it for "research"...?
Noba. Yes indeed. I did my Masters on: The Incidence of Female Disappointment When Confronted With Loud-Talking, Inebriated Australians With Money to Spend.

I remember one young prostitute who told me: "Australians are the worst! It's okay that they don't want to 'do it', but they're not like most guys like that, that just want to 'talk'. They want to shout, and sing, and you have to drink beer with them until you puke! Throwing up for an Aussie is like having an orgasm! How's a girl s'posed to take that?!"

I was denied my Masters, by the by. I was told by the Academic committee: The exploration of the deficiencies of Australian culture is not a fit subject of study. It is a given. This candidate might as well have done a dissertation on 'Is the Earth Round', as wasted the committee's time on discussing the lack of culture of Australians.

Then we all went off and got piss drunk. Say what you will about Academics, but there's no one like them for drinking beer and throwing up on the belly of a teenage prostitute while attempting to sing 'I Helped Her Wind Up Her Little Ball of Yarn'.

Did I mention that all of the Examining Committee where visiting professors from Australia? Just my luck it was an 'Exchange' year...

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by [TGD] mensch:
\me heart ah' brok like lock tae th'spirt cabnet!

... *pauses looking at his drink*

Aae dinnae doo it!
Here, That God Damn Mensch, hae a face full o' head! Taek that wee, Glasgow Kiss, ye' scunner, and go powder yer nose!

[Seanachai]

Well, well. I have reached a decision.

Peng posts again. Geier is back. Mensch is not only insane, but quite possibly insane in a Scottish way.

I think I shall begin insulting you lot again. It's been a while. For all too long, I felt like any attempt at a good insult was like fouling your own pants rather than going to the pisser. An annoyance, and a bother, giving the illusion of relief, and making you look like a fool.

But...perhaps.

[Noba]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
Well, well. I have reached a decision.

Peng posts again. Geier is back. Mensch is not only insane, but quite possibly insane in a Scottish way.

I think I shall begin insulting you lot again. It's been a while. For all too long, I felt like any attempt at a good insult was like fouling your own pants rather than going to the pisser. An annoyance, and a bother, giving the illusion of relief, and making you look like a fool.

But...perhaps. So does this mean we will be forced to put up with your self centered, egotistical, onanistic public proclamations into the forseable future ? You could just go and drink yourself into a stupor each day and save bandwith.

Noba.

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
"Where would Peng be without his challenge?"

Looking on at the Cheery Waffle Thread with longing.

Like you do now. :mad: :mad: :mad: Ah, a post redolent with the bacony stench of Canada...

An axe is probably one of the most noble weapons. Tool and weapon both...but here, alas, I see only 'tool'.

Axe2121! Cat piss is more like wine than the posting of a Goodaler is like wit; and while both cat piss and wine have a bouquet, the posting of Waffler is an odorless industrial pollutant. Would that you could raise a stench in the nostrils of the knowing, but the best you can do is make the eyes water—primarily with pity. See the tears? See the tears?!

If you were to set all that you are against all that I know, I wouldn't simply have to give you change, I'd have to change what you know, just so the exchange wouldn't be so unfair.

You work that out on your fingers and toes, laddie, to make sure you realize it's an insult.

Now, it's unlikely that a little piss-pot like yourself will come back here to check your own post, like a dog revisiting the last place it spewed up, but supposing you should, I Challenge you.

I will treat you, godless Goodaler that you are, to the full rights I would a Cesspooler. That is because I am one of Nature's Nobleman. And you? You are one of Nature's mistakes. Like the Irish Elk, or the Giant Ground Sloth, or the Australians.

So, I will insult you. I will mock you. I will taunt you.

And you, like the little 'growly' faced using lackwit that you are, you will probably shift from foot to foot in the puddle of your own fluids that's collected at your feet, and ignore me.

Why would you not? Canadian coyotes will lick up their own spit when a timber wolf howls.

But, should you choose to actually play me a game, let me know your terms. I have all three games, from BO to AK, and will take whichever side, in whatever conflict, that you feel you can't win at.

But you cannot win, in any case, Axe2121, Because you are a dirty, runny-nosed little horror from Canada who hikes up his kilt while piping 'Scots, Wae Hae' in a falsetto, and wondering if the polyester of your latest 'dress skirt' will pass for an authentic kilt at the next meeting of your 'festival of the clans'.

You're an unshorn lamb, waiting to shiver in the cold of defeat. I've got the shears, laddie, if you've got the time, and the stones you're all too likely to lose, come the season of decision.

Now there. A Challenge.

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Noba:
So does this mean we will be forced to put up with your self centered, egotistical, onanistic public proclamations into the forseable future ? You could just go and drink yourself into a stupor each day and save bandwith.

Noba. Like you're paying for the bandwidth out of your own pocket, you posturing rogue!

I could touch myself publicly three times a day wearing bells and dancing a lusty tarantella, and I wouldn't make half the fool of myself as you do with every post you write!

Perhaps, Australian, you haven't been properly whipped back into the kennel, lately? Perhaps you've grown so complacent being 'merely stupid', that you've forgotten what it's like to lose to your betters?

Why don't you put your time to some better use, seeking out a scenario so heavily weighted in you favour that even a god couldn't defeat you, and send it to me so that I can show you that curs that yelp too loudly can still be beaten into silence.

[Seanachai]

Gods, I hate it almost as much when none of you bastards are on, as I do when you are. How 'bout a melancholy singsong, then, eh?

Will there be any bartenders up there in Heaven?
Will the pubs never close, will the glass never drain
No more D.T.'s and no shakes, and no horrors
Very next morning you feel right as rain
O God loves a drunk, the lowest of men
Like the dogs in the street and the pigs in the pen
But a drunk's only trying to get free of his body
And soar like an eagle high up there in heaven
His shouts and his curses, they are just hymns and praises
To kick-start his mind now and then

O God loves a drunk, come raise up your glasses, amen

Does God really care for your life in the suburbs?
A dull little life of dull little things
and bring up the babies to be just like Daddy
And maybe you'll be there when He gives out the wings
But God loves a drunk, although he's a fool
When he wets in his pants and he falls off his stool
He can't hear the insults and whispers go by him
As he leans in the doorway and he sings Sally Racket
He can't feel the cold rain beat down on his body
And soak through his clothes to the skin

O God loves a drunk, come raise up your glasses, amen

Will there be any pen-pushers up there in Heaven?
Does crawling and wage-slaving win you God's love
I pity you worms with your semis and pensions
If you think that'll get you to the Kingdom above
But God loves a drunk, although he's a clown
Oh, you can't help but laugh as he gags and falls down
But he don't give a curse for what people think of him
He screams at his demons alone in the darkness
He's staying alive for just one more pint bottle
Won't you throw him few pennies, friend?

God loves a drunk, for ever and ever, amen

God Loves a Drunk
-Richard Thompson

[Boo Radley]

Someone's been eating a wee bit too much bran, I'm a thinkin"...

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
Someone's been eating a wee bit too much bran, I'm a thinkin"... And the comet, is coming between
Me and the bran, that will make it all clean
Out there in the distance
Of the Modern Machine
Walks St. Boo, and his Ohio machine...

[Seanachai]

Boo? Art there, Boo?

[Seanachai]

What the hell is this? Where the Hell is Boo?! What's the point of a man staying up all night in order to give his large, thuggish henchman new orders, if the brute isn't there?

I am filled with resentment.

[Moraine Sedai]

Originally posted by Noba:
...Wrong, O short bodied one. The boom is already in motion. It comes, naturally enough from Australia. Land of the ground breaking tv show of yore...SKIPPY The bush Kangaroo.

The fact that this 60's show has yet to take off around the world (Although the Poms had it) just goes to show that the rest of you are so far behind. Get with the programme!

Noba. You dolt! Our Animal Planet already aired that "Skippy" thing. 'Twas as ridiculous as...well...most other things Australian.

Definitely does us no good culturally.

Now The Munsters...*that* was a show! And what about Cheers? Isn't that a fairly accurate representation of the American culture?

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
I am filled with resentment. Among other things.

[Seanachai]

Well, no problem, really. I shall simply post jolly singsong after jolly singsong until our Radley chooses to make an appearance...

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:
I am filled with resentment. Among other things. </font>[/QUOTE]You whore! Do you take up our gauntlet, or not?

[Moraine Sedai]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
What the hell is this? Where the Hell is Boo?! What's the point of a man staying up all night in order to give his large, thuggish henchman new orders, if the brute isn't there?

I am filled with resentment. You scared him away with your lengthy diatribe. What else did you expect?

I mean, he can barely read and write and you give him all *THAT* to peruse? He burned out his one brain cell and is now cowering under the desk and drooling...

You must remember the "KISS" principle with large, thuggish henchmen. Or did you not read the manual?

[Seanachai]

You buggers ever listened to Adam Astbury? Very nice stuff...

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:
You scared him away with your lengthy diatribe. What else did you expect?The reply of one man to another! Are we not men?! Are we not more than the beasts? I don't expect much from a Southerner, of course...

Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:
I mean, he can barely read and write and you give him all *THAT* to peruse? He burned out his one brain cell and is now cowering under the desk and drooling...No, if they're here, they have more brains than that.

Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:
You must remember the "KISS" principle... If I wanted a 'simple' henchman, I'd go to St. Paul. Or Georgia.

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:
I am filled with resentment. Among other things. </font>[/QUOTE]You whore! Do you take up our gauntlet, or not? </font>[/QUOTE]Check our thread, you nonce. :rolleyes: :mad:

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Axe2121:
Check our thread, you nonce. :rolleyes: :mad: It's 'Ponce'. Check our thread, you 'ponce'.

Christ on a crutch crushing a beer can on his forehead, it's hard to believe some of you lot don't have to walk around with your privates on display all day because zippers are simply 'too difficult'.

I have checked, and having checked, I've seen. The choice of scenarios, QBs, etc, it yours, as the challenged.

Send it on, Oh Hound of Goodaler ****e.

[Seanachai]

WHERE IS MY RADLEY?!

[Boo Radley]

I'm at work, Olde man! Rendering unto Caesar and all that! Flooding the world with even more inane slogans and derivative concepts in order to foist upon a bewildered public a plethora of useless gewgaws and jimcracks made offshore by underage Sri Lankans!
And what have YOU done today to help grease the pole...er... wheels of this benighted global economy?
Hmmmmm?

[37mm]

WHERE IS MY RADLEY?!
I’d usually be running his bath about now… so unless he’s gotten himself a new squire he’s probably running one all on his ownsome… oh dear

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
WHERE IS MY RADLEY?! And where's my TURN, you muliebritous jackdaw!

[Seanachai]

Boo! Bring me Boo! I shall not sleep until I've heard from my large, thuggish henchman!

O the year was 1778

How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now

A letter of marque came from the king
To the scummiest vessel I've ever seen

God damn them all

I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier,
The last of Barrett's Privateers

O Elcid Barrett cried the town

How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now

For twenty brave men all fishermen who
Would make for him the Antelope's crew

God damn them all

I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier,
The last of Barrett's Privateers

The Antelope sloop was a sickening site

How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now

She'd list to the port and her sails in rags
And the cook in the scuppers with the staggers and jags

God damn them all

I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier,
The last of Barrett's Privateers

On the King's birthday we put to sea

How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now

Ninety-one days to Montego Bay
Pumping like madmen all the way

God damn them all

I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier,
The last of Barrett's Privateers

On the ninety-sixth day we sailed again

How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now

When a great big Yankee hove in sight
With our cracked four-pounders we made to fight

God damn them all

I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier,
The last of Barrett's Privateers

The Yankee lay low down with gold

How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now

She was broad and fat and loose in stays
But to catch her took the Antelope two whole days

God damn them all

I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier,
The last of Barrett's Privateers .

Then at length she stood two cables away

How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now

Our cracked four-pounders made awful din
But with one fat ball the Yank stove us in

God damn them all

I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier,
The last of Barrett's Privateers

The Antelope shook and pitched on her side

How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now

Barrett was smashed like a bowl of eggs
And the main truck carried off both me legs

God damn them all

I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier,
The last of Barrett's Privateers

Now here I lay in my twenty-third year

How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now

It's been six years since we sailed away
And I just made Halifax yesterday

God damn them all

I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier,
The last of Barrett's Privateers

Barrett's Privateers
-Stan Rogers.

[Moraine Sedai]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:
You scared him away with your lengthy diatribe. What else did you expect?The reply of one man to another! Are we not men?! Are we not more than the beasts? I don't expect much from a Southerner, of course...

Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:
I mean, he can barely read and write and you give him all *THAT* to peruse? He burned out his one brain cell and is now cowering under the desk and drooling...No, if they're here, they have more brains than that.

Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:
You must remember the "KISS" principle... If I wanted a 'simple' henchman, I'd go to St. Paul. Or Georgia. </font>[/QUOTE]What the hell?? Are you so in need of hatred and bile that you are now going to be snippy with ME? A Lady of the 'Pool? I thought I was sacrosanct...or sumfink.

If not then...well...I guess the gloves are off. And the stilettos. Do you want your drubbing with or without salt in your wounds old man?

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
Boo! Bring me Boo! I shall not sleep until I've heard from my large, thuggish henchman!

Are you blind, deaf AND stupid? I'm posting all over the place, you tittering mackarel!
And quit cutting and pasting songs all of us skip over. It was funny for a time, but now it's just sad.

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by 37mm:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />WHERE IS MY RADLEY?!
I’d usually be running his bath about now… so unless he’s gotten himself a new squire he’s probably running one all on his ownsome… oh dear </font>[/QUOTE]Silence, Insect!

Gods, don't you just hate the buzzing of fools?!

Piss off. There's a good, completely inconsequential puddle of pi—

Wait! Weren't you finally raised to Knighthood?

Shut up, then, you toad!

Boo? Where is Boo?

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
It was funny for a time, but now it's just sad. Boo...I can't see you, lad. Take my hand...lead me home...

[Moraine Sedai]

Oh dear...he's gone and got himself in a state of hysterical blindness.

*spins Seanachai around 5 times and leaves him in the middle of the room*

[Nidan1]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
It was funny for a time, but now it's just sad. Boo...I can't see you, lad. Take my hand...lead me home... </font>[/QUOTE]You seem distressed Story Teller , you should go post in a place where someone would actually give a damn!

There is a new character called Darkmath, read his posts, I think you might find them amusing....and familiar...it might take your mind off the demons for awhile.

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
It was funny for a time, but now it's just sad. Boo...I can't see you, lad. Take my hand...lead me home... </font>[/QUOTE]It's no problem. Come with me, I'll see ya home. Here, let me just put this handcuff on your wrist, so that we won't get separated... I'll just fasten the other end to MY wrist. Don't concern yourself that it feels like the bumper on a cross town bus. It really IS my wrist... really.
I hope your shoes are tied tight.

[rune]

Just think, we can all say we were here, during the Great Boo Hunt of '05. Personally, I used rocksalt in my shockgun, you others are free to choose your own ammo.


Look for an announcement this week mayhaps...

Rune

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
It's no problem. Come with me, I'll see ya home. Here, let me just put this handcuff on your wrist, so that we won't get separated...We've talked about this, before, haven't we? You bastard!

I'm for bed. While most of you were softly, softly leaking into your underwear, and wondering about why your wife has to use so much bleach to keep it 'white', I was dismissing you. As you should be.

A less impressive gang of lackluster whores than you lot cannot be imagined. At least, not by anyone who even touches themselves in a way that does't meirt derision.

I give you all a good night.

[37mm]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
Silence, Insect!

Gods, don't you just hate the buzzing of fools?!

Piss off. There's a good, completely inconsequential puddle of pi—

Wait! Weren't you finally raised to Knighthood?

Shut up, then, you toad!

Boo? Where is Boo? Toad, toad!

Are you losing your touch?

Why a toad is a marvellous creature & certainly worthy of the Cesspool… they are stout, hardy, warty, poisonous & probably cunning.

If you’re going to insult me, do it properly… call me a… an iguana or sumfink

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:
What the hell?? Are you so in need of hatred and bile that you are now going to be snippy with ME? A Lady of the 'Pool? I thought I was sacrosanct...or sumfink.

If not then...well...I guess the gloves are off. And the stilettos. Do you want your drubbing with or without salt in your wounds old man? As I honour the Ladies of the Pool, so do I treat them as equals. We might well give each other offense, where it dwelt merely on the externals, such as the fact that you're a gods benighted Southerner, who wouldn't, perforce, know enough to pour piss out of one dainty piece of her own footwear.

But, as a Lady of the 'Pool, I know you to be so complete, replete, and rather pyrotechnically superiour as to simply give the nod to the maunderings of an Olde One of the Pool.

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by 37mm:
[If you’re going to insult me, do it properly… call me a… an iguana or sumfink You're a fecking poodle. Now be quiet.

Christ on a crutch without a handicap parking sticker, but the younger generation goes on like every time they touch themselves, we've got to post breathlessly about the Colossus of Rhodes.

Be quiet! Shut the hell up! And stop doing that, or you'll go blind! I know that old people have told every generation for a hundred years that, but in your case, and the way you're going about it, it's actually true.

[Moraine Sedai]

Oh...he's a tricksy one, he is...says things both sweet and sour in the same breath he does...

Well, let it be known that I've never held it against YOU that you are a gall-danged Yankee. Never even mentioned it. Nope. Doesn't matter to *me* where you are born, but whether you are worthy of respect based on your intellect and actions. I don't base my opinions on place of birth.

Matter of fact, I'd think it spoke well on my behalf in your eyes that I *married* a man from "up yonder". Alas, I fear I have not redeemed myself even with that.

That said, I am, by no means, ashamed that I am Georgia born and Georgia bred. It is a good state. When it's not summer. Or fall. Or raining. Or sunny. Or daylight. But at NIGHT! Oh yes...if you are far enough away from the city lights and there aren't too many trees in the way and not so near train stations, airports and automotives and houses and such...it can be a very beautiful state.

Oh...where was I?

[37mm]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
You're a fecking poodle. Now be quiet.

Poodle, yeah that’s about the right level of insult I’d say.
Much more insulting than a Toad is a Poodle. I think we can all agree a Poodle has very little Pengfulness…

Then again a poodle can be seen as a bit of a prima Dona, a bit of a yappy annoying git that although harmless does ‘tug’ on some subconscious belief that all is not roight.

You know I’m not so sure about Poodle as an insult now… it’s might be best to go with my recommendation for calling me an iguana... what d'ya say you STINKING PIG?... no Pigs are actually quite intelligent...

okay... what d'ya say you FLAMING SPARROW?... then again they sound quite pretty (& I suppose if they were burning it'd look pretty cool), no still wont do...

ya know its harder than it looks this insulting via animal names lark

[ February 15, 2005, 07:59 AM: Message edited by: 37mm ]

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Seanachai:

I'm for bed. Now that's he's safely asleep with the room reverberating from the elephantine hoots and rumbles issuing from his deviated septum and the air thick with the digested aroma of whatever it is he had for supper last night, let's quietly take his wrist and place it in this bowl of tepid... oh, would you look at that? He's already wet!!!

(To be continued...)

[Moraine Sedai]

Ahhh...I see you short-sheeted his bed as well.

Have you the shaving cream and feather ready?

And did you remember to saran wrap his toilet?

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:
Ahhh...I see you short-sheeted his bed as well.Yes but at his size, it doesn't really accomplish much.

Have you the shaving cream and feather ready?Shaving creme is so over used, I thought I'd mix things up a bit and use Super Glue.

And did you remember to saran wrap his toilet? Yup. I also emptied out his shampoo and replaced it with Nair.

[Herr Oberst]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
I give you all a good night. That would mean that you'll be sleeping the night through without an appearance in the Cesspool, no? As for the absence last night... well, it was Valentine's Day, and for some of us, that does not conjure up images of crappy British armour, but instead, images of amour (note, just one 'r')... Rather than posting on this forum all night long, we did what all married couples do on that evening... we ate a fine take-out dinner prepared by our favorite local restaraunt accompanied by a bottle of wine purchased during last summer's trip through the wine country in southern California (Wild Coyote vineyard in Paso Robles), put the kids to bed... then fell asleep on the couch together...

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
You buggers ever listened to Adam Astbury? Very nice stuff... Now that you mention it (good of you to do so)

Yes, this bugger listens to him every day (in one way or another...

And a very nice site he has too.. You need sound to view it at it's best...


Adam Astbury (http://www.adamastbury.co.uk)

For anyone not yet aware, Adam is my son, and works hard at what he does. He writes all his own music/lyrics and records from his bedroom, he's improving all the time...

The latest update to his site was finally managing to upload video footage (acoustic performance) only one song at the moment but he's hopefully uploading more tonight.

I know his music wont be to everyones liking, but I also know he'd really appreciate any feedback (via his site) or by email.. so if anyone gets a chance to stop by please do...

Don't forget to leave a message, you'll make a young up and coming singer/songwriter very happy.....

*Plug over*

[v42below]

Din't find a place to leave Adam a message on the sitem so I'll leav one here.

I really enjoyed the lyrics and the music. I think he's very talented and wish him luck in one of the toughest industries to succeed in. I think if he wants to give himself a btter chance at success though, he does need to work on his voice - has he had any professional voice lessons? It really does make a big difference.

[Aguirre]

Originally posted by 37mm:
Whinging, dithering and Iguana pissings. You are an Iguana. You are a repellant, cold blooded monster. You smell strange. You have a comical name. I'm sure you eat babies (I know I do).

Now, take a deep breath and move on.

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by Aguirre:
{snipped unimportant and trivial SSN nonsense}... move on. Words to take to heart yourself there, young Quagmire ... or, in the tradition of the CessPool ... SOD OFF!

Joe

[[TGD] mensch]

Ach Jooe! fer a wee tick'd oof lad yer be look'n a 'appy. Moost be th' cool draft?

Noe stoop danc'n ye wee git.

http://www.derkessel.de/joe.jpg

[Aguirre]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
Heh, I said wee wee. Sorry to interrupt your little mise en scen, but do you really think that this sort of puerile nonsense is amusing?

I have seen the original Thread. It was a revelation. Wit. Flair. Discussion about the actual game. Taunts, gloating, a bitter compulsion to make one's enemy feel the humiliation of defeat. The joy of pixelated carnage. I found fond descriptions of fields full of burning wreckage and destroyed pixeltruppen.

But also, more importantly, I found a wonderful, naive novelty. There was certainly toilet humour, but it all meant so much more. The original denizens were like primates dancing around the primeval fire, amazed at their own newfound powers of creation and destruction. Certainly, they ate each other's lice and touched yourselves in a manner that is not acceptable when in company; but I believe that it is precisely because the thread was beyond the pale that it was able to achieve so much, to move beyond the merely mundane into an ascended state of poor taste and self importance.

And yet, here you are, Boo Radley (if 'Boo' is indeed a name), the triumphs of the past scattered behind you like the bodies of so many mutilated toy überfritzes. Nothing has really changed, but this is precisely the problem. You can contiue to make light of urine (heaven knows, I do), but the utopian impulse has past you by; you are still a simple ape, condemned to scratch yourself in an arena of spectacle and definition and wonder why you can no longer smell the choking black smoke of progress.

From where I am standing, I can piss on you from a considerable height with ease. Were I entitled, I would challenge you and beat some sense into you in the field, but alas, your station makes you immune fom such intereference. You will continue to blithely ignore my falling urine as I shall attempt to ignore yours, sheltered as you are by walls of privelege that the founders never intended.

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by [TGD] mensch:
Ach Jooe! fer a wee tick'd oof lad yer be look'n a 'appy. Moost be th' cool draft?

Noe stoop danc'n ye wee git.

Nice job with Photoshop, it's good to see that you're capable of something beyond asking "Djalike fries with that?"

Now STOP with the horrid dialect. OGSF is, you see, CAPABLE in that area ... you are NOT ... {oh look, I'm wearing my shocked and surprised face.}

Joe

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Aguirre:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
Heh, I said wee wee. Pretentious, innaccurate garbage SNIPPED! </font>[/QUOTE]Let's see if I got this right, Sparky. You post something you wrote, attribute it to me and then bitch about it?
Well for land's sakes aren't you just the most special little boy EVER!
Let me ask you something.
How long have you been wearing that corrective hat?
It aint working.

[Aguirre]

I am impervious to such silly insults.

My misquote was a de facto snipping, don't be disingenuous. Anyway, I like being pretentious and inaccurate.

And I stopped wearing the hat years ago.

[OGSF]

Boo ye spackle-bummed wheezing clump o' fraishly hacked oop gerbil lung - Ah thought ye were daid laddie! Cos Ah didnae receive ye latest file ain tha game where Ah'm slappin' ye toothlaiss slack-jawed monkey-butt face aboot lack a wobbley-haided wobble-haid. Boot Ah peek ain tha festerin' Pool an' feend ye vacuous blatherin's crowdin' oot tha worthy ****e like a big boned Sassanach lassie squeezin' on tha 5:50 fraim Waterloo tae Guildford. Sae saind tha feckin' file ye snot garglin' pillock.

Mensch, di ye ken Ah haid ye poxy worrrds ain mah sig line untaill tha day afore ye cam slitherin' back aintae tha Pool? Funny bastarrd ye are!

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by OGSF:
Boo ye spackle-bummed wheezing clump o' fraishly hacked oop gerbil lung - Ah thought ye were daid laddie! Cos Ah didnae receive ye latest file ain tha game where Ah'm slappin' ye toothlaiss slack-jawed monkey-butt face aboot lack a wobbley-haided wobble-haid. Boot Ah peek ain tha festerin' Pool an' feend ye vacuous blatherin's crowdin' oot tha worthy ****e like a big boned Sassanach lassie squeezin' on tha 5:50 fraim Waterloo tae Guildford. Sae saind tha feckin' file ye snot garglin' pillock.

Mensch, di ye ken Ah haid ye poxy worrrds ain mah sig line untaill tha day afore ye cam slitherin' back aintae tha Pool? Funny bastarrd ye are! YOU SEE! YOU SEE NOW Mensch you whining imposter!

Look upon the words of a MASTER of the Scottish dialect ... and DESPAIR!

Mind you we're none too happy ourselves ... OGSF is back and that CAN'T be good.

Joe

[Mace]

Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:
Ahhh...I see you short-sheeted his bed as well.

Have you the shaving cream and feather ready?

And did you remember to saran wrap his toilet? And vegemite on the toilet seat, don't forget that!

Mace

[stikkypixie]

Originally posted by Aguirre:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
Heh, I said wee wee. Sorry to interrupt your little mise en scen, but do you really think that this sort of puerile nonsense is amusing?

I have seen the original Thread. It was a revelation. Wit. Flair. Discussion about the actual game. Taunts, gloating, a bitter compulsion to make one's enemy feel the humiliation of defeat. The joy of pixelated carnage. I found fond descriptions of fields full of burning wreckage and destroyed pixeltruppen.

But also, more importantly, I found a wonderful, naive novelty. There was certainly toilet humour, but it all meant so much more. The original denizens were like primates dancing around the primeval fire, amazed at their own newfound powers of creation and destruction. Certainly, they ate each other's lice and touched yourselves in a manner that is not acceptable when in company; but I believe that it is precisely because the thread was beyond the pale that it was able to achieve so much, to move beyond the merely mundane into an ascended state of poor taste and self importance.

And yet, here you are, Boo Radley (if 'Boo' is indeed a name), the triumphs of the past scattered behind you like the bodies of so many mutilated toy überfritzes. Nothing has really changed, but this is precisely the problem. You can contiue to make light of urine (heaven knows, I do), but the utopian impulse has past you by; you are still a simple ape, condemned to scratch yourself in an arena of spectacle and definition and wonder why you can no longer smell the choking black smoke of progress.

From where I am standing, I can piss on you from a considerable height with ease. Were I entitled, I would challenge you and beat some sense into you in the field, but alas, your station makes you immune fom such intereference. You will continue to blithely ignore my falling urine as I shall attempt to ignore yours, sheltered as you are by walls of privelege that the founders never intended. </font>[/QUOTE]"Mis en scen"? I would learn how to spell first if I were you, before starting to piss on people from considerable height.

[[TGD] mensch]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
YOU SEE! YOU SEE NOW Mensch you whining imposter!

Look upon the words of a MASTER of the Scottish dialect ... and DESPAIR!

Mind you we're none too happy ourselves ... OGSF is back and that CAN'T be good.

JoeSae Jooe, ye want tae maky mae laugf wi yer speech impairit yerself! I nae' goo as faur ah' saye' aae wer' Scottish, buh' aae kinnae noot say aae dinnae lik Gaelic! Gin ye’re wantin mae tae stoop, OGSF gin ah' tae saye soo, but dinna caa miself wot yer saye, quit yer blatherin ye glaikit!

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by OGSF:
Boo ye spackle-bummed wheezing clump o' fraishly hacked oop gerbil lung - Ah thought ye were daid laddie! Cos Ah didnae receive ye latest file ain tha game where Ah'm slappin' ye toothlaiss slack-jawed monkey-butt face aboot lack a wobbley-haided wobble-haid. Boot Ah peek ain tha festerin' Pool an' feend ye vacuous blatherin's crowdin' oot tha worthy ****e like a big boned Sassanach lassie squeezin' on tha 5:50 fraim Waterloo tae Guildford. Sae saind tha feckin' file ye snot garglin' pillock.
Oh, go play it on your kazoo, you woad painted fondler of goat and goat related paraphenalia. I sent the file last night, long BEFORE you posted your mushroom inspired gibberish.
But, knowing you (DOWN, Bauhaus!), you had your forefingers crammed so tightly up your gaping nostrils, you couldn't hit the "Check E-Mail" button.

[Herr Oberst]

Originally posted by Aguirre:
From where I am standing, I can piss on you from a considerable height with ease. Just be careful which way the wind is blowing ego-man...

Roight... now, who's up for a jolly sing-song...


You don't tug on Superman's cape,
You don't piss into the wind, (yeah I know, it's called adaptation)
You don't pull the mask of that ol' Lone Ranger,
And you don't mess around with Boo...

Grr... it started off well enough

[stikkypixie]

i've been pissing in the wind
i chanced a foolish grin
and dribbled on my chin
...

[Moraine Sedai]

Originally posted by stikkypixie:

i've been pissing in the wind
i chanced a foolish grin
and dribbled on my chin
...
Not surprising. You have no hand-eye coordination.

Now I suppose I can call you stikkypissie.

[Yeknodathon]

[... and in the thin, wintry distance where the rampant worm or fate consumes the decaying crow carcass of eternal oblivion something grey and heavy is stirring behind a bush]

*snort* sodding existence...

[v42below]

Perhaps you should find a horse and make yourself a mule...

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Herr Oberst:
And you don't mess around with Boo...
Read it.
Learn it.
Live it.

[Geier]

Turns are right out. I mean it. Right out.

[Andreas]

Boo's posts remind me of builders' cracks. Deeply unappealing.

[Aguirre]

My post will not be edited for the one from Belgium who misspelled my misspelling. Why? Because the word is French . It is a silly language, and it deserves to be misspelled. Come to think of it, it ought to be 'misspelt'. If the Germans had won the war, at least we wouldn't have had to put up with this sort of thing. Perhaps Churchill should have considered this before making such a fuss over Poland.

In conclusion: Non-phonetic spelling is silly. Except for Orange , which the Germans keep and would have kept. Because it's cool.

Edited to remove a typo. Hmph.

[Yeknodathon]

Originally posted by Andreas:
Boo's posts remind me of builders' cracks. Deeply unappealing. Builders' cracks remind me of Boo's posts. Deeply imploding.

[Yeknodathon]

... and cleavage.

[Geier]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
Be quiet! Shut the hell up!At last you're making sense, you tottering nitwit. Even if the True Purpose of this Thread, hatred and animosity, has become hidden under a debris of a caricature of a parody of a spoof of pastiche of a farce, it is still the Mutha Beautiful Thread and if I had my way, well, let's not go there. It's slippery.

What was I on about? Oh yes. Shut the hell up! I'm trying to get some. Sleep! Don't let the bedbugs rip your head off.

[Ales Dvorak]

Love,
Alice™
..................
Together we stand,divided we fall...(R. Waters)

[MrSpkr]

Sigh. You bastards are still here?

I'll buy a beer for anyone in Chicago next Monday.

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For Seanachai, I'll even pour one on Joe's head.

It'd be an improvement.

Steve

[[TGD] mensch]

Originally posted by MrSpkr:

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AAAK!!! s'th' LAWYAERS! Roon! Hyde!! Quik, Poot yer name 'on th' stoof ye knik'd

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by MrSpkr:
Sigh. You bastards are still here?

I'll buy a beer for anyone in Chicago next Monday.

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For Seanachai, I'll even pour one on Joe's head.

It'd be an improvement.

Steve You are SUCH an idiot ... anyone who would WASTE a perfectly good beer like that ... I tell you it takes an Okie to demonstrate TRUE idiocy.

Joe

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by [TGD] mensch:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr:

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AAAK!!! s'th' LAWYAERS! Roon! Hyde!! Quik, Poot yer name 'on th' stoof ye knik'd </font>[/QUOTE]Right then, who's for sending Mensch to Coventry? I know it's never been done before but there's a first time for everything ... just until he STOPS TORMENTING US WITH HIS PSUEDO-SCOTTISH DRIVEL!

Joe

[Patchy]

But Joe, or was that butt Joe....if you send Mensch to coventry for being annoying, you would have to send MrSpkr for his annoying disclaimer and Boo for being....Boo and Seanachai for his jolly annoying singsongs and well, this could go on and on......the fact is.....EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD IS ANNOYING!!!!! Maybe we are all in Coventry and we don't know it?

[MrSpkr]

Originally posted by Patchy:
Maybe we are all in Coventry and we don't know it? Truer words were never spoken.

Steve

[Andreas]

Originally posted by Yeknodathon:
... and cleavage. There is such a thing as good and bad cleavage though

Good cleavage - Salma Hayek, Gisele Bündchen, Heidi Klum, Buffy

Bad cleavage - Boo, builders, Boo, Boo

[dalem]

All my people dance!

[v42below]

I think you are the only one of your species left, so knock yourself out...please.

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Andreas:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon:
... and cleavage. There is such a thing as good and bad cleavage though

Good cleavage - Salma Hayek, Gisele Bündchen, Heidi Klum, Buffy

Bad cleavage - Boo, builders, Boo, Boo </font>[/QUOTE]Since you seem to be fixated on it, maybe you should stock up on some of this:
http://abacusplans.com/images/DesignerB/pbcx-400.jpg

[rune]

Ladies and the rest of you lot of the MBT,

As promised, the announcement has been released. There will shortly be more ways to kill the lot of you.

Ways to kill Peng Members (http://www.battlefront.com/products/t72/)

Enjoy...

Rune

[37mm]

Originally posted by rune:
Ladies and the rest of you lot of the MBT,

As promised, the announcement has been released. There will shortly be more ways to kill the lot of you.

Ways to kill Peng Members (http://www.battlefront.com/products/t72/)

Enjoy...
Oh yippee... I can't wait to surround innocent villages & massacre the occupants

Reminds me, I wonder when BFC will do Combat Mission: Rwanda?

[rune]

Oh give me a break. I suppose you never played Germans either.

Rune

[37mm]

Originally posted by rune:
Oh give me a break. I suppose you never played Germans either.
Yeah I was probably being silly but the background for this game does seem a little one sided...

[MrSpkr]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
Since you seem to be fixated on it, maybe you should stock up on some of this:
http://abacusplans.com/images/DesignerB/pbcx-400.jpg Another fine product of Toledo, Ohio. Are any of us surprised by that?

Steve

[Boo Radley]

And why am I not surprised that you zeroed right in on the fine print?

[MrSpkr]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
And why am I not surprised that you zeroed right in on the fine print? Just doing my job, Boo. The bill is in the mail.

Steve

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by MrSpkr:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
And why am I not surprised that you zeroed right in on the fine print? Just doing my job, Boo. The bill is in the mail.

Steve </font>[/QUOTE]You mean like this?

http://www.angelfire.com/wa3/carolynward/bill/mail1.gif

Oh wait, you said ...

Joe

[MrSpkr]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
And why am I not surprised that you zeroed right in on the fine print? Just doing my job, Boo. The bill is in the mail.

Steve </font>[/QUOTE]You mean like this?

http://www.angelfire.com/wa3/carolynward/bill/mail1.gif

Oh wait, you said ...

Joe </font>[/QUOTE]Yes, Joe. Just like that. I always send Angelfire placeholder images in lieu of an actual bill to clients like Boo who need the pretty pictures to assist in comprehension.

Idgit.

Steve

[stikkypixie]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
And why am I not surprised that you zeroed right in on the fine print? Just doing my job, Boo. The bill is in the mail.

Steve </font>[/QUOTE]You mean like this?

http://www.angelfire.com/wa3/carolynward/bill/mail1.gif

Oh wait, you said ...

Joe </font>[/QUOTE]Haha, I mock your linking skillz.

[Yeknodathon]

Originally posted by Andreas:
Bad cleavage - Boo, builders, Boo, Boo Boottock cleavage?

[MrSpkr]

Originally posted by Yeknodathon:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Andreas:
Bad cleavage - Boo, builders, Boo, Boo Boottock cleavage? </font>[/QUOTE]I thought Bootocks was when you got injected . . .

Ewwww. Never mind.

Steve

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
And why am I not surprised that you zeroed right in on the fine print? Just doing my job, Boo. The bill is in the mail.

Steve </font>[/QUOTE]You mean like this?

http://www.angelfire.com/wa3/carolynward/bill/mail1.gif

Joe </font>[/QUOTE]Life is hard when you're stupid, isn't it, Joe?

[**YK2**]

Don't worry Justicar Joe I can see the pretty birdie, honest I can..

*Twitch*

[**YK2**]

v42

voice coach in the pipeline stop...
no professional lessons stop....
self taught in everything stop...
Review page will be changed to read FEEDBACK stop...

no more talkie in here stop...


Thanks stop...

* BOOT *

[**YK2**]

I have a little voice on my computer which makes me go all funny inside when I listen to it...

Should I be worried?

[Boo Radley]

Yes.
But not about that.

[**YK2**]

Well...

What should I be worried about?

[CommonSense]

The fact that this forum has gone to hell in a hand basket!

It's easier going for a reader to browse this thing than find a damn tidbit of info on the new CMX2. There is even less bickering in here!

I think the Peng Thread is everywhere on the forum but here!

[Moraine Sedai]

Originally posted by YK2:
Well...

What should I be worried about? Plaque and mold...and not necessarily in that order.

[**YK2**]

You're speaking from experience Lady Moraine?
I bet it has something to do with Hiram!

Do tell.....

[Moraine Sedai]

Originally posted by YK2:
You're speaking from experience Lady Moraine?
I bet it has something to do with Hiram!

Do tell..... All I ever do is work my fingers to the bone cleaning and cleaning and I can't get rid of the damnable stuff!

"Out damn spot! Out I say!"

*whimper*

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
And why am I not surprised that you zeroed right in on the fine print? Just doing my job, Boo. The bill is in the mail.

Steve </font>[/QUOTE]You mean like this?

http://www.angelfire.com/wa3/carolynward/bill/mail1.gif

Joe </font>[/QUOTE]Life is hard when you're stupid, isn't it, Joe? </font>[/QUOTE]Speaking from experience there Boo?

Granted I had some ... issues ... with that photo but I had no way to know that it wouldn't work.

I'm off to sulk now, you lot have put me off my food so you have.

Joe

p.s. The gif was of an animated bird with MAIL in it's BILL ... but you lot don't deserve my wit ... nor would most of you (Ladies of the Pool excepted of course) UNDERSTAND IT!

Did I mention that I'm sulking now?

[**YK2**]

Like I said.. works fine... Just needs a little tweaking like all angelfire links do.

Cut and paste the link into browser hit enter and Voila!

*Tweet Tweet*

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by YK2:
Like I said.. works fine... Just needs a little tweaking like all angelfire links do.

Cut and paste the link into browser hit enter and Voila!

*Tweet Tweet* Thank you Milady ... I'm still sulking, however. I've heard no abject apologies from any of the swine who made sport of me ... I've got my feelings hurt now.

Joe (still sulking)

[stikkypixie]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
And why am I not surprised that you zeroed right in on the fine print? Just doing my job, Boo. The bill is in the mail.

Steve </font>[/QUOTE]You mean like this?

http://www.angelfire.com/wa3/carolynward/bill/mail1.gif

Joe </font>[/QUOTE]Life is hard when you're stupid, isn't it, Joe? </font>[/QUOTE]Speaking from experience there Boo?

Granted I had some ... issues ... with that photo but I had no way to know that it wouldn't work.

I'm off to sulk now, you lot have put me off my food so you have.

Joe

p.s. The gif was of an animated bird with MAIL in it's BILL ... but you lot don't deserve my wit ... nor would most of you (Ladies of the Pool excepted of course) UNDERSTAND IT!

Did I mention that I'm sulking now? </font>[/QUOTE]Ah there you go again. I thought you were a justicar for the people, but instead you go posting stoopit english picture puns. Just so you'd know, you've lost my vote.

[rleete]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
... I'm still sulking, however. I've heard no abject apologies from any of the swine who made sport of me ... I've got my feelings hurt now.Kick him when he's down!

[Moraine Sedai]

Kick him when he's up!

(damn! I can't believe I'm quoting the lyrics to "Dirty Laundry" now...)

[Breakthrough]

Whats the story with all these locked up threads? I mean, if they let this one go on how bad can the rest be?

[dalem]

Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:
Kick him when he's up!

(damn! I can't believe I'm quoting the lyrics to "Dirty Laundry" now...) Hm. That song always reminds me of this girl that --

Oh wow.

[rleete]

Just noticing the Adam's apple?

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

p.s. The gif was of an animated bird with MAIL in it's BILL ... but you lot don't deserve my wit ... nor would most of you (Ladies of the Pool excepted of course) UNDERSTAND IT!

And you posted it because you thought it was funny? You looked at it and said, "Ah, ha! This will show them all that my wit is a force to be reckoned with! Yes, I knew that all those hours spent watching Hee Haw wasn't in vain! I'm a funny, funny man!"
You make me sad.

Edited to add: You are to funny what Little Annie Sprinkles is to subtlety.

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
{snipped} You make me sad.
If you are sad ... then I am happy.

It's kind of a Zen thing, ya know?

Joe

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
{snipped} You make me sad.
If you are sad ... then I am happy.

It's kind of a Zen thing, ya know?

Joe </font>[/QUOTE]No, I don't. But if I promise to sit here very quietly, will you explain it to me you dumpster hugging wretched little man?

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
{snipped} You make me sad.
If you are sad ... then I am happy.

It's kind of a Zen thing, ya know?

Joe </font>[/QUOTE]No, I don't. But if I promise to sit here very quietly, will you explain it to me you dumpster hugging wretched little man? </font>[/QUOTE]I shall indeed young Boo Radley ... you just sit there, quietly now, as you promised ... I'll be right back to explain it ALL to you ... remember sit right there and don't move ...

Joe

... Joe tip toes away, quietly shuts and locks the door and then tosses the key in the river and strolls down the road ... whistling a happy tune ...

[Hamstersss]

I dunno... I wouldn'ta done it.

[dalem]

Originally posted by rleete:
Just noticing the Adam's apple? I wouldn't have cared. Yowsa.

[Yeknodathon]

Originally posted by CommonSense:
I think the Peng Thread is everywhere on the forum but here! I think the Peng Thread is in yer head and sprouting shoots.

[Berlichtingen]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
{snipped} You make me sad.
If you are sad ... then I am happy.

It's kind of a Zen thing, ya know?

Joe </font>[/QUOTE]Ying to his yang are ya?

[Mace]

Originally posted by YK2:
I have a little voice on my computer which makes me go all funny inside when I listen to it...

Should I be worried? My little voice is in my head, and it just keeps repeating 'kill'.

But I'm too lethargic to pay any attention to it.

Mace

[Berlichtingen]

Originally posted by Mace:
My little voice is in my head, and it just keeps repeating 'kill'.

But I'm too lethargic to pay any attention to it.Nice to know I've been wasting my time

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

... Joe tip toes away ... A tactic doomed to failure, owing to being given away by the sound of his creaking, arthritic hips and numerous popping joints.
Actually... stick an ostrich feather in his hat and he'd be a pretty good one man band.

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

... Joe tip toes away ... A tactic doomed to failure, {snipped silly and pointless gibe} </font>[/QUOTE]ALL of my tactics are doomed to failure Boo Radley ... that's what makes me so devastating in my games.

My opponents look at my tactics, think "My word ... that's doomed to failure!" and let down their guard. THEN I switch to ANOTHER doomed to failure tactic and they can't respond quickly enough, or if they do I just switch again. It's a brilliant ploy, I mean if I don't know what I'm going to do how can my opponent possible guard against it?

Joe

[Patchy]

This is what the Gnome thinks of all of you!

http://img128.exs.cx/img128/9530/gnomemoon0cp.jpg

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
I mean if I don't know what I'm going to do how can my opponent possible guard against it?

Joe What's to guard against? Your attacks resemble Brownian motion and the only way your men ever come close to the battle zones is that the map is finite and the law of averages says you've got to get lucky once in awhile. How did Seanachai put it? "Even a blind pig occasionally finds a truffle."? Except it took him several paragraphs to say it.
As for defense, don't you normally just sit there and allow your men to be overrun? Not a whole lot of planning involved there. either.
And the only thing "devastating" about your games was constantly having to listen to what must pass for witty conversation in Utah. I mean, talk about having the verbal skills to suck the life out of a room...

[stikkypixie]

Originally posted by Patchy:
This is what the Gnome thinks of all of you!

http://img128.exs.cx/img128/9530/gnomemoon0cp.jpg Some people should be banned from using photoshop.

[37mm]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
What's to guard against? Your attacks resemble Brownian motion and the only way your men ever come close to the battle zones is that the map is finite and the law of averages says you've got to get lucky once in awhile. How did Seanachai put it? "Even a blind pig occasionally finds a truffle."? Except it took him several paragraphs to say it.
Well I’m sorry ‘former liege’ about HAVING to butt in but your own attacks against me recently resemble an assault by stoned, faceted gemstone wielding pacifists… it seems so cruel to knock your men down & yet it must be done

[stikkypixie]

Hey everybody wanna try to solve this equation:

Stuka + big bomb + 3*BT's + KV-2 + parked neatly bumper to bumper=?

To find out send a mail to small calibre

[37mm]

Originally posted by stikkypixie:
Hey everybody wanna try to solve this equation:

Stuka + big bomb + 3*BT's + KV-2 + parked neatly bumper to bumper=?

To find out send a mail to small calibre You just don’t get it do you Belgian?

I know I can beat you I’m just trying to tie my own arm behind my own back, give me a bit of a challenge… THAT is why your Peng forsaken battlefield is chock full of burning wrecks from end to end. Any other FANTASTICAL reason you possess can buggar off back to Rotterdam

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by 37mm:
...buggar off back to Rotterdam The follow up to "Shuffle Off To Buffalo", never received the air play that many people thought it deserved.

[Kitty]

You all suck. :mad:

[Mace]

Yes...but we suck with finesse!

Mace

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by Mace:

But I'm too lethargic to pay any attention to it.

Mace Not even a little....

* TWITCH * ?

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by 37mm:

I’m just trying to tie my own arm behind my own back.... Yack, Yack, Yackity Yack.....*In my sweetest voice *

"I'll help you 37mm"

*Ties both of 37mm arms behind his back *

Quick, someone pass that other rope and tie up his legs while I get rid of his keyboard!

*Throws 37mms keyboard into the CESSPOOL and smirks as it sinks to the bottom*

That should keep him quiet for a while.....

[stikkypixie]

Originally posted by YK2:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 37mm:

I’m just trying to tie my own arm behind my own back.... Yack, Yack, Yackity Yack.....*In my sweetest voice *

"I'll help you 37mm"

*Ties both of 37mm arms behind his back *

Quick, someone pass that other rope and tie up his legs while I get rid of his keyboard!

*Throws 37mms keyboard into the CESSPOOL and smirks as it sinks to the bottom*

That should keep him quiet for a while..... </font>[/QUOTE]Kinky.

[**YK2**]

Are you still reading those magazines?

*Slaps Stikky about the head*

*Walks of mumbling under her breath*

Kids these days....

[Speedy]

I've been a very naughty boy, it's saturday night and I am back home at midnight.
Can't be bothered reading the last 5 pages, anything interesting happen?

[**YK2**]

well, the Gnome just showed his bare arse, and he looks an awful lot like the Justicar ...maybe not iteresting, but it sure as hell has me wondering ....

Does he wax or shave?

[Speedy]

Originally posted by YK2:
well, the Gnome just showed his bare arse, and he looks an awful lot like the Justicar So which one does the Justicar look like?
The Gnome or his bare arse?