Peng Goes On Walkabout: The Challenge To Re-Create the World With Every Post

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by mike_the_wino:
{shuffles in}
Um.....I know I asked for the Uber-Gnome.....but, well......I was kinda drunk. He doesn't really match the interior, he has piddled 3 times since I brought him home and the Events Coordinator is not happy.

Please take him and enjoy him.

I really need aspirin now.
{shuffles out} What's the matter, Mikey-Poo? Indulge yourself a wee bit too much with that special Cabernet/Sterno blend you so enjoy?

[mike_the_wino]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
....that special Cabernet/Sterno blend you so enjoy? Shush you, that's proprietary.

It's does take the chill off, though...

[Mace]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
Really? I never knew that about you. Gives new meaning to the phrase, "Mace is a big girls blouse!"
So, what's your cup size, mate? *squimp, squeeze, fondle*

All the fun without the cost of a few dinners and dates.

*fondle*

Mace

[rleete]

But, but, but...

...THOSE ARE MAN BOOBS!

[Mace]

..and a bloody fine

*squimp*

...set they are

*squeeze*

...too!

Mace

[Yeknodathon]

STEP AWAY FROM THE UDDERS!

[Mace]

Spoilsport.

Mace

[stikkypixie]

I will donate beer if I never have to read that again.

[Mace]

Originally posted by stikkypixie:
I will donate beer if I never have to read that again. *pokes both stickypixie's eyes out with a very pointy stick*

I suppose you'll be needing my address?

Mace

[Geier]

Originally posted by Mace:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie:
I will donate beer if I never have to read that again. *pokes both stickypixie's eyes out with a very pointy stick*

I suppose you'll be needing my address?
</font>[/QUOTE]Y'know it ain't often, in fact, one might go so far as to claim the appropriate wording would be never, that Macey boy makes me smile. There IS a first time for everything it seems.

[Moraine Sedai]

NOW look what you've gone and done sticklytwit!

Oh wait...you can't.

*points and laughs*

[stikkypixie]

The beer has been donated to the local orphonage.

[Hiram Sedai]

It must be noted that the Old Firm has only smiled in the past while flatulant thunder echoed from their regions most nether.


Oddly enough, while the regions are "old" they are not "firm". Go figure.

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Yeknodathon:
STEP AWAY FROM THE UDDERS! Udderly disgusting.

[Hamstersss]

Okay persons I loathe, I suppose I should do this quick, before the new thread starts and a bunch of know-nothing noobs see it. What? No, Bauhaus, not that.

Go here (http://sourceforge.net/project/showfiles.php?group_id=124062&package_id=135573) and download the file with SETUP in the title (Unless you're installing it on Linux, in which case I'm gonna assume you're computer-savvy enough to figure that out on your own).

Then, go and play the game titled A World Lost Slowly and the scenario Korea 2006. You can play other games, if you'd like, ya buncha idiots, but if you do, also make sure to play Opal once or twice.

Then, either here in the Pool, or in an electronic missive to me, or here (http://www.xconq.org) you can publicly lambast me about how terrible and un-fun it is. And then I can fix it and you can find some other mean-spirited, hateful thing to say about it and we can repeat it over and over again.

You bastards.

[Boo Radley]

Or we can just forego the silly game and say hateful and mean spirited things to you directly.
That works for me, anyway.

[Andreas]

Originally posted by YK2:
A week in Paris could ease the bite of it
All I care is to smile in spite of it .... It won't.


Trust me.

[Andreas]

I participated in a video-satellite-link press conference today. It was weird. I can not recommend it. Almost as bad as phone conferences. There is no substitute for going somewhere yourself and telling people how you feel about them. Unless it is violating the libel laws in those places.

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by Andreas:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2:
A week in Paris could ease the bite of it
All I care is to smile in spite of it .... It won't.


Trust me. </font>[/QUOTE]It will....

Trust Me !

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by v42below:
If Her Majesty asked me to remove your noggin with rusty fish hooks, I would do it too. Enough of this talk of removing peoples noggins with rusty fish hooks!

*Deep breath*


*Takes a HUGE swing with a meat cleaver at v42's Noggin *

If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing right...

Now where did I put that pike!

[Andreas]

How can I argue with that.

Let me instead tell you that Seanachai did a superb job in taking me to CDG and back today, a total ride of 70km.

Astonishing, innit?

[stikkypixie]

Originally posted by YK2:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by v42below:
If Her Majesty asked me to remove your noggin with rusty fish hooks, I would do it too. Enough of this removing peoples noggins with rusty fish hooks!

*Takes a Deep breath*


*Then a HUGE swing with a meat cleaver at v42's Noggin..........

If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing right...

Now where did I put that pike! </font>[/QUOTE]Damnit my fair Lady, he still owed me a setup.

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by Andreas:
How can I argue with that.

Let me instead tell you that Seanachai did a superb job in taking me to CDG and back today, a total ride of 70km.

Astonishing, innit? Indeed, except for one thing...

You neglected to mention how long it took..

[v42below]

Originally posted by YK2:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by v42below:
If Her Majesty asked me to remove your noggin with rusty fish hooks, I would do it too. Enough of this talk of removing peoples noggins with rusty fish hooks!

*Deep breath*


*Takes a HUGE swing with a meat cleaver at v42's Noggin *

If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing right...

Now where did I put that pike! </font>[/QUOTE][sigh] Time to change my sig again...[si...]

[**YK2**]

There you go Stikky he still speaketh!!!

Trust me to use the blunt cleaver....

[stikkypixie]

You could have done us all a favour if you cut out his tongue, all I care are his fingers and what passes off with him for a brain.

[v42below]

*spurt* *spurt* *spurt*...*thud*...*oooooze*

[v42below]

Originally posted by stikkypixie:
You could have done us all a favour if you cut out his tongue, all I care are his fingers and what passes off with him for a brain. I think I've found my Ichabod Crane.

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by v42below:
*spurt* *spurt* *spurt*...*thud*...*oooooze* http://www.scarsoflife.com/images/mute-cover-large.jpg

Happy Stikky?

[Nidan1]

web page ( http://tinyurl.com/4yx2z_ )

Check this out...it could save your life.

[**YK2**]

LMAO!!!!

[Nidan1]

Originally posted by YK2:
LMAO!!!! Glad you liked it Dear Lady.

[Andreas]

Originally posted by YK2:
You neglected to mention how long it took.. A boring 35 minutes either way, which is to be expected, Paris traffic and the Peripherique being what it is.

Need I emphasise 'boring'? No? I did not think so either.

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by Andreas:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2:
You neglected to mention how long it took.. A boring 35 minutes either way, </font>[/QUOTE]Pretty good going...

Looks like you bought yourself a little runner, Which would also explain why you named it Seanachai...

[Breakthrough]

Originally posted by Nidan1:
web page ( http://tinyurl.com/4yx2z_ )

Check this out...it could save your life. A guy on my job told his wife, ' You know what PMS means? PACK MY SUITCASE!......' :eek:

[**YK2**]

And don't forget to close the door on the way out....

[Omnipotent Lime]

*telekinetically splinters the door into one million Earth splinters*

*Gently hovers in amidst the splinters*

What is this cold turkey the one who calls himself Fairbanks speaks off!

[Joe Shaw]

Right then lads, Our New Home (http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=30&t=003526) awaits.

Mind the carpet, don't trip on the footstool ... and would SOMEONE point this idiot of an SSN to the first post ... without rules we're doomed ... DOOMED I SAY!

Joe

[rleete]

Gaylord already knows the rules, Joe. It has also already been sent to coventry (twice!), so you broke the rules by speaking about it.

There oughta be a hanging! Lynch Old Foul Joe!