Peng Goes On Walkabout: The Challenge To Re-Create the World With Every Post

[Seanachai]

Old Man Berli and Old Man Peng and Old Man Seanachai were out one day, walking North. They came to a place where the kangaroos were all hopping strange, with their tales taut against their buttocks, and Old Man Peng said, 'Here, there's Aussies about. Maybe we should stop here, and Make the World?'

And Old Man Berli said: 'Make a world where Aussies have been? That's no world. That's a Cesspool.'

And Old Man Seanachai said: 'Just the sort of World for those that are coming after.'

Old Man Peng said: 'What's that pissing around over there?'

It was Old Man Goanna, kicking some sense into Old Man Mace. They both shouted a merry, half-witted, 'G'day, Mate!'

Old Man Seanachai said: 'I think this is as good a place as any.'

Old Man Berli told him: 'You're easily bloody pleased, you puddle of yellow.'

And Old Man Peng said: 'Here, is that a bottle they've got there, on that rock?'

So they all sat down by the bilabong, whose water was suspiciously yellow in colour, and amoniac of smell, and built a fire (partly to cut the fumes rising off the bilabong.)

They passed the bottle. They waited. They passed the bottle again. They all gave Old Man Mace a good kicking. They passed the bottle.

Eventually, on the horizon, they saw a gibbering pack of utter lackwits arguing over the best way to stuff a dingo. Old Man Goanna, for reasons never sufficiently explored, began to blow into a hollowed bit of wood, bringing forth howling, yipping and droning noises.

'We'll wait here,' said Old Man Seanachai. 'This is where it will start.'

from: A Children's Guide to Hell: The Cesspool in Folktale and Legend


Here you are then. You've created the world like a drunk running over the landscape with his pants down, pissing all the way.

If this is all new to you: Piss off.

If this is familiar: Piss on.

We've got rules, and we're not telling, but if you want to talk to us about the vacuum between your ears, make sure you begin by talking about what's between your legs. That way we can tell you to bugger off.

Write something amusing. Bugger all this 'Challenge' bit. I Challenge you to simply write something amusing. Before you abuse, mock, annoy or belittle the Ladies of the 'Pool, consider how foolish you'll feel with nothing 'down under' except a soft, downy patch of nothing.

We're here. You're here. Everyday we create the World.

Try to get it right.

[ January 26, 2005, 08:37 PM: Message edited by: Seanachai ]

[[TGD] mensch]

ya what scrumpygrumpy said.
besides..

WOOT second post!

[Seanachai]

Eventually, a Canuckio-German wandered by. He was barking mad.

The Olde Ones asked him: Is that Id in your pocket, or are you just Jung at heart?

[Seanachai]

AhHahahahahahaha! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Finished my most recent 'consulting' position today. By that, I mean "Aimless, wanker Temp position that Firms are now calling 'Consulting' positions in an attempt to add some lustre to paid Chimp work".

I have nothing before me but Free Time, disconnection of utilities, eventual eviction, and starvation in a downtown ally, hugging a bottle in a paper bag.

Gods! I'm the envy of all I survey!

Well, until that last bit kicks in. Even then, I'll be the envy of all the other winos and homeless guys in the ally, because I'll be drinking really, really good rum that I stole from Dalem's house when he was pontificating on the methods for achieving realistic detail on a model he's making of a something that only actually exists in the minds of 10 or 12 other Star Wars modeling freaks.

And he'll tell you about it at great, hideous and bloody agonizing length, as though he was discussing the details of something real and factual, like the Space Defense Initiative (SDI)...

[Joe Shaw]

Seanachai that is practically the worst Thread Title in history ... barring those by Australians of course.

But I'm here to SAVE THE DAY!

I'm sure this has been posted before, but I think it's time to re-examine ourselves in the harsh light of reality.

I refer, of course, to
Flame Warriors by Mike Reed (http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/index.htm) That's right, I'm quoting myself since this CRITICAL piece of information was in danger of being lost in the prior thread.

I'll speak to the Olde Ones now ...

Berli, of course, is a Grunter while Peng is an Ent. So ... what's Seanachai then, eh lads?

Joe

p.s. But let's not forget the plight of Brad/Jen while we peruse the Flame Warriors.

[Andreas]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Andreas:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by [TGD] mensch:
basically you bought a sheep Not quite, it is a blue 1995 Ford Escort with 162k km.

Vrooom vrooom :D </font>[/QUOTE]Yes, yes Andreas but the engine size really doesn't tell us much about the CONDITION of your 1995 Ford Escort ... what's the mileage?

Joe </font>[/QUOTE]Nautical?

Because Joe, I know it is difficult, but even you should be able to figure out what happens when you divide 162k by 1.6. You get something uncannily close to 101k.

So, quite a lot. The car is run down, banged up, with lots of scratches, and very dirty inside and out. It was cheap. I will call it "Seanachai".

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Andreas:
The car is run down, banged up, with lots of scratches, and very dirty inside and out. It was cheap. I will call it "Seanachai". And every time you climb inside of it, it's like you're...

Well, I imagine that imagery will put you off driving for some time to come.

Reminds me of an old college saying: Bend over, baby, and I'll drive you to Detroit!

[Andreas]

I think of it as giving you a good kicking each time I press the accelerator, since I do not have your depraved sense of imagination.

[Seanachai]

Bloody Germans...

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Andreas:
...since I do not have your depraved sense of imagination. For all the things I’m losing
I might as well resign myself to try and make a change
And I’m going down to hollywood
They’re gonna make a movie from the things
That they find crawling round my brain

[Seanachai]

Oberst! Herr Oberst!

Hey, you useless oick, I forgot to ask this when you originally posted it.

Which Altan album did you buy that you didn't like? I want to know exactly how awful your freaking tastes are...

[Berlichtingen]

Originally posted by [TGD] mensch:
ya what scrumpygrumpy said.
besides..

WOOT second post! Mensch?

First Meeks and now Mensch?!

Are all the barking mad buggers coming out of the woodwork now?

[Berlichtingen]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
Berli, of course, is a GrunterI always edit quotes. The Justicar's mind is slipping... and the nutters are back... its a trend I tells ya!

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
Are all the barking mad buggers coming out of the woodwork now? How else to maintain the World?

Do you think it just bloody happens?!

No, it takes a whole Cesspool to maintain the World...

[Andreas]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
Oberst! Herr Oberst!

Hey, you useless oick, I forgot to ask this when you originally posted it.

Which Altan album did you buy that you didn't like? I want to know exactly how awful your freaking tastes are... He does not like an Altan album? Clearly more prove than ever was needed that he is a, errr, thing without a sense for the beauty that there is to be found in Co. Donegal. Where I am sure they have lots of Ford Escort's too!

BTW the seller said it was the best car he ever had. Surely an Australian would not lie?

[Berlichtingen]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
Which Altan album did you buy that you didn't like? I want to know exactly how awful your freaking tastes are... We already know... he bought an Alten album

[Berlichtingen]

War's horse is a *snicker* Ford Escort?

Appropriate to name it Seanachai

[Berlichtingen]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
How else to maintain the World?

Do you think it just bloody happens?!

No, it takes a whole Cesspool to maintain the World... Yes, we knew you were barking mad, I was refering to the return of the entertaining, barking mad buggers

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
War's horse is a *snicker* Ford Escort?

Appropriate to name it Seanachai It's not a Ford Escort.

It's a War Pony!

[Mace]

Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
Are all the barking mad buggers coming out of the woodwork now? I think the residents have got hold of the keys to the padded cells.

Mace

[Mace]

I can promise you this, Seanachai, the buggers would only get one kick in before I retalitated with a brutal attack involving a quivering bottom lip and the flow of tears.

Mace

[Andreas]

Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
War's horse is a *snicker* Ford Escort?Not a mere Ford Escort, but a Ford Escort Station Wagon. In dark blue.

Can pack lots of death and destruction, or beer.

[Mace]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
It's not a Ford Escort.

It's a War Pony! It's all relative.

To you a Chihuahua would be a brutal killer attack dog.

Mace

[Hamstersss]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
AhHahahahahahaha! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

kersnippet

I have nothing before me but Free Time, disconnection of utilities, eventual eviction, and starvation in a downtown ally, hugging a bottle in a paper bag.

snerkippetHiram?

[Hamstersss]

Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
I always edit quotes. The Justicar's mind is slipping... and the nutters are back... its a trend I tells ya! Trend? No-no-no-no-no, my dear, sweet, brain in a jar, tis a sign.

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Elijah Meeks:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
I always edit quotes. The Justicar's mind is slipping... and the nutters are back... its a trend I tells ya! Trend? No-no-no-no-no, my dear, sweet, brain in a jar, tis a sign. </font>[/QUOTE]Saddle up, boyos!

Might be time to Ride Out...

[Hamstersss]

So, besides ignoring Iosef's desperate attempts to get us to pay attention to his Nerd's Gold, I wonder what else we should be doing with our time here. We is, after all, a trust, and I doubt that the Pool can survive much longer without a proper shakeup (Which is to say, bugger whether it survives or not, let us shake, Mr. Bond, until the whole thing comes to pieces). I have no idea what shakeup it requires, except that we'll need more than a bilabong to figure it out (Perchance, a gigabong?).

Ergo, ipso, therefore, it stands to reason, that right now, since I still cannot kill those filthy Italians using tanks with two guns, that I shall begin a walk... down memory lane.

Ahem.

Pool (And Peng-related) reminiscences that make-a me happy:

The Pool is now much like the Church and its faithful maintain it but, looking back to the MBT, it was amazing how organic and unstoppable it was. This isn't to say, "Oh, it was sooo much better back then" which, come on, would be like some whiny Calvinist saying, "Pshaw, it was so much better when J.C. was around".

Inner Crodas.

Scrolling the bar over to see the post on page 101

http://www.cc.utah.edu/~jay/Brigham_Young/MAAYOUNG.JPG

The thing imploded and took everything with it.

The short-lived Cesspool cartoon.

----

Thusly, I have deteremined, already:
We need a Pope.
Positive subclause Alfa:
We can, after all, name him.
Positive subclause Barrio:
He (Or she, natch) can be evicted. Well, not can, but should. Perhaps a new Pope with each thread.
Positive subclause Catalina:
The position, like that in real life, has no actual authority and thusly suits.
Positive subclause Demeter:
The Pope's only strength is to issue bull. We knows our bull here.
Positivee subclause Effluence:
Pope is one of only many titles and perchance we may see Caliph's and Patriarchs and such.
Positive subclause Ganymede:
It's my idea, which assures it some measure of validity.
Ganymede subclause deficiency Implicit:
Joe Shaw will be agin' it with much vociferocity.
Ganymede subclause deficiency Impious Idiot:
Various noobs and boobs shall be agin' it.
Ganymede subclause deficiency Insane Island Imp:
Any serving Caliphs will be subject to monitoring by our beautiful, soviet-sounding Department of Homeland Security.
Ganymede subclause deficiency Intra-Veinous:
INSERT WHATEVER PETTY ATTACK AGAINST MY BEAUTIFUL AND BRILLIANT IDEA HERE YOU ROTTEN SONS OF MOTHERLESS GOATS
Positve subclause Horatio:
Silly hats.

I nominate Croda as Pope Peng II. I yield the floor.

[ January 27, 2005, 12:24 AM: Message edited by: Elijah Meeks ]

[Seanachai]

In celebration of my recent adjustment in status (to normality), here's a jolly singsong!

I am a little beggarman and begging I have been
For three score or more in this little isle of green
I'm known from the Liffey and down to Segue
And I'm known by the name of old Johnny Dhu
Of all the trade's that's going, now sure begging is the best
For when a man is tired, he can sit down and rest
He can beg for his dinner, he has nothing else to do
Only cut around the corner with his old rig-a-doo

I slept in the barn, one night at Caurabawn
A wet night and all and I slept 'till the dawn
There was holes in the roof and the rain coming through
And the rats and the cats, they were playing peek-a-boo
Who should I waken but the woman of the house
With her white spotty apron and her calico blouse
She began to frighten but I said "Boo!*
Don't be afraid ma'am it's only Johnny Dhu"

I met a little girl went out walkin' one day
"Good morning little flaxy-haired girl" I did say
"Good morning little beggarman, and how do you do
With your rags and you tags and you old rig-a-doo"
I'll buy a pair of leggings, a collar and a tie
And a fine young lady I'll meet by and by
I'll buy a pair of goggles and I'll colour them blue
And a grand old couple we will make we two

Over the road with me pack on my back
Over the fields with me great heavy sack
There's holes in my shoes and my toes peeping through
Singing skinny-me-rink a doodle an me old rig-a-doo
I must be going to bed for it's getting late at night
The fire's all raked and out goes the light
Now you've heard the story of me old rig-a-doo
Good night and God be with you says old Johnny Dhu

* Boo! Radley is a wholly owned subsidiary of Oafish Henchman - Here, Who Are You Lookin' At, You Scunner? Inc., a division of Olde Ones International.

[Seanachai]

Nae Kings, nae Queens, nae Lords, nae Masters, we won't be fooled agin!

[Tero]

Originally posted by Seanachai:

Nae Kings

Only acceptable are the LA Kings ?

nae Queens

Henceforth they will be called queers.

nae Lords

Filmed by the damned Kiwis !!! :mad:

nae Masters

Except Masters of the Universe ?

we won't be fooled agin!

How many of your powerelite has been granted "Four more years, four more years !!!" ? :D

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Elijah Meeks:

Thusly, I have deteremined, already:
We need a Pope. I am constitutionally opposed to Popes. I can't be having with pronouncement pronouncing pontiffs puttering about the place in strange mini-autos, waving, bobbing and shaking like Shaw on a bad Sunday morning.

Well, unless, of course, a Pope were to be raised up that was all greed, and lust for power, and more horribly worldly than your average Marseilles pimp. Then he and the Justicar (mayhisnamebepraised) could go at it like Avignon and Rome. That might be amusing.

First, though, I'd like to be reassured about several points:

Would this be a Medici-style Pope, or some arse whose only intent is to smile, wave and affirm 'no Martin Luthers here, thank you very much'?

Would there be Papal Princelings?

Would there be pilgrimages?

I'm all for pilgrimages. I especially like those that involve halfwits from all portions of society, that meet at an inn, and agree to tell stories while they journey to some Holy Site. Especially if the bastards are forced to do it barefoot, in the snow, through the Alps, while scourging themselves and hypocritically begging indulgence for their many, varied, and detailed bloody sins.

Man! That's the kind of Pope I want. One who assigns jolly pilgrimages that involve story-telling, brutal and unmeant repentance, and a full revelation of sins.

I'll get behind and push any bid to raise up a Pope that demands that sort of thing.

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Tero:

Only acceptable are the LA Kings ?The only acceptable are Little Kings Cream Ales!

Originally posted by Tero:


Henceforth they will be called queers.Bah! Here, we call them folk 'Sturmy'! Unless they're Scottish, and then we simply call them 'The Fair One'.

Originally posted by Tero:
Filmed by the damned Kiwis !!!If it was filmed by the Kiwis, it would involve a sheep bungie jumping off a bridge over a chasm while reading the poetry of William Blake...

Originally posted by Tero:

Except Masters of the Universe ?None o' that foreign muck! We've got the Olde Ones, and what's good enough for Us had better be good enough for a bunch of face-painted aboriginal Finns who're still running geiger counters over their reindeer every few months to see if the Russians have left them anything safe to milk...

Originally posted by Tero:
How many of your powerelite has been granted "Four more years, four more years !!!" ? :D Here on the Thread o' threads, we hae a different chant: "Four more beers! Four more beers!"

See? It's starting already. With the return of the Mad Ones, the weasels appear to run up every trouser leg in sight!

I'm all for that!

[Tero]

Originally posted by Seanachai:

The only acceptable are Little Kings Cream Ales!

Now you're talking !!!

Bah! Here, we call them folk 'Sturmy'! Unless they're Scottish, and then we simply call them 'The Fair One'.

Not too many around then, are there, if you have both of them pegged and nick named this good. smile.gif

If it was filmed by the Kiwis, it would involve a sheep bungie jumping off a bridge over a chasm while reading the poetry of William Blake...

I thought they dressed the sheep in leather, gave it wings and called it Balrog.

None o' that foreign muck! We've got the Olde Ones,

I thought the Olde Ones ARE the Masters of the Universe. Or at least they want to be.

and what's good enough for Us had better be good enough for a bunch of face-painted aboriginal Finns who're still running geiger counters over their reindeer every few months to see if the Russians have left them anything safe to milk...

Oi ! None of the milk stuff. We are more concerned about the berries and barley and how them Russians nearly ruined the production of alcohol over here.

Here on the Thread o' threads, we hae a different chant: "Four more beers! Four more beers!"

Sounds the same from afar.

See? It's starting already. With the return of the Mad Ones, the weasels appear to run up every trouser leg in sight!

I'm all for that!

Isn't the weasel a bit tricky to hold on to when it is "running up" your trousers ? Then again you must have much more experience than I do in that sort of things.

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Tero:

Not too many around then, are there, if you have both of them pegged and nick named this good. smile.gif You'll find one of damn near everything here in the Mother Beautiful Thread, and at least three of anything horrible.

When it comes to the truly horrible, we believe in redundancy.

Originally posted by Tero:

I thought the Olde Ones ARE the Masters of the Universe.Oh, no, lad. We just know where everything is buried. We're more like 'Cosmic Undertakers/Goodfellas'

Originally posted by Tero:

Oi ! None of the milk stuff. We are more concerned about the berries and barley and how them Russians nearly ruined the production of alcohol over here.Like you wouldn't drink it anyways, you bugger, even if you could read the bible by the light the bottle cast.

Originally posted by Tero:
"Four more beers! Four more beers!"

Sounds the same from afar. Except our version has 100% more alcohol, and 100% less Nixon.

Originally posted by Tero:


Isn't the weasel a bit tricky to hold on to when it is "running up" your trousers ? Then again you must have much more experience than I do in that sort of things. You know it, boyo! And believe me, you don't try to get your hands on it. You let the little bugger romp about as he likes, and be glad he's smiling. Try for a grab, and you're likely to come up with a handful of...yourself. Detached.

Best to just stand there, smiling maniacally, and pretend you're juggling.

[Tero]

Originally posted by Seanachai:

You'll find one of damn near everything here in the Mother Beautiful Thread, and at least three of anything horrible.

When it comes to the truly horrible, we believe in redundancy.

So where are all the Finns in this thread ?

Oh, no, lad. We just know where everything is buried. We're more like 'Cosmic Undertakers/Goodfellas'

I find that hard to believe. I think you are more like Cosmic Squirrels. You bury stuff around and never really know where you buried it when it is time to find it.

Like you wouldn't drink it anyways, you bugger, even if you could read the bible by the light the bottle cast.

Granted.

Sadly though good ale or bitter is VERY hard to come by in these parts so were are left with the local moose piss to drink if the latest batch of moon shine goes bad. And if it goes bad it is hard to tell one bottle from another if you have gone blind. From the DRINKING, not the other activity mind you.

You know it, boyo! And believe me, you don't try to get your hands on it. You let the little bugger romp about as he likes, and be glad he's smiling. Try for a grab, and you're likely to come up with a handful of...yourself. Detached.

Best to just stand there, smiling maniacally, and pretend you're juggling.

With or without ones hands behind ones back ?

[Nidan1]

Point to ponder:

If tin whistles are made of tin...what do they make fog horns out of?

Seanachai ...you bloody drongo!...I sold all of my aboriginal artifacts on E-bay, and NOW you come up with this Walkabout nonsense.

Well then, before you go off on your jolly quest, bottle of plonk in hand, matilda neatly laid out in the alley....explain this sudden interest in things Ozzy .

[ January 27, 2005, 03:39 AM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ]

[Tero]

Originally posted by Nidan1:

Well then, before you go off on your jolly quest, bottle of plonk in hand, matilda neatly laid out in the alley....explain this sudden interest in things Ozzy .

I shudder at image in my head of the two step he has planned for walzing the matilda.

[[TGD] mensch]

Mensch?

First Meeks and now Mensch?!

Are all the barking mad buggers coming out of the woodwork now? wees Nae come out of the woodwork, wees sneeks'n out ta grab yer ladies n booze then'a goos back ta enjoy the'r day.

[[TGD] mensch]

Wait a minute…

Andreas you live in fance and bought a FORD?? ARE YOU MAD!!!!??? *ponders* you bought it from a French man? ARE YOU MORE MAD!!!!???

well Et au lait and tra la la, expect to see pasty face andy on the newspapers as Refugee German come ex-Brit Patriot, come newborn Frenchie died in a Firey Crash in the heart of Paris driving** his Ford Fiesta?*** was found burning after hitting a French poodle and rolling over a Baguette

**if you can call a ford a "drive" more like a rolling gait

***we are not sure what the car was as the fire damage and structural damage was so intense.

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Nidan1:
Point to ponder:

If tin whistles are made of tin...what do they make fog horns out of? Bah! Best ask: When was the last time the penny whistle sold for a penny?

Originally posted by Nidan1:
Seanachai ...you bloody drongo!...I sold all of my aboriginal artifacts on E-bay, and NOW you come up with this Walkabout nonsense. It's always been here. The concept of the Dreamtime, and going Walkabout to re-create the World is the closest mythological equivalent of why the Peng Challenge Thread exists at all, you fool.

Originally posted by Nidan1:
Well then, before you go off on your jolly quest, bottle of plonk in hand, matilda neatly laid out in the alley....explain this sudden interest in things Ozzy . Well, lad, let me tell you my Philosophy of Life: Before you simply hate something, be it.

Then you can hate it properly.

[Nidan1]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
It's always been here. The concept of the Dreamtime, and going Walkabout to re-create the World is the closest mythological equivalent of why the Peng Challenge Thread exists at all, you fool. Don't throw a wobby with me, mate, I'm as willing as the next man to re-create the world...in my own image of course...with the rest of you layabouts nowhere in sight. However, I'm more inclined to believe that the MBT is fashioned from the Cthulhu Mythos than Aboriginal Dreatime Mythology.

I picture you more as a sea anemone with spikes protruding at odd angles from your head.

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Nidan1:
However, I'm more inclined to believe that the MBT is fashioned from the Cthulhu Mythos than Aboriginal Dreatime Mythology. Umm...the whole Lovecraft thing is...icky.

Originally posted by Nidan1:
I picture you more as a sea anemone with spikes protruding at odd angles from your head. I'm not here for you to fantasize about, Marine Boy!

At least buy me a drink, first.

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by [TGD] mensch:
Refugee German come ex-Brit Patriot, come newborn Frenchie died in a Firey Crash in the heart of Paris driving** his Ford Fiesta?*** was found burning after hitting a French poodle and rolling over a Baguette
I think I saw that movie, Mensch. Didn't Angelina Jolie play the love interest?

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Nidan1:


I picture you more as a sea anemone with spikes protruding at odd angles from your head. I hate bad hair days...

[Seanachai]

So, every day is a sort of hell for you then, eh?

[Seanachai]

it's 8:15 in Ohio. What did Boo have for breakfast?

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:


I picture you more as a sea anemone with spikes protruding at odd angles from your head. I hate bad hair days... </font>[/QUOTE]You need some GHD then....

[Nidan1]

Originally posted by Seanachai:

I'm not here for you to fantasize about, Marine Boy!

At least buy me a drink, first. That's Marine Boy SIR ,to you maggot!!

You know I kinda thought that you enjoyed the fact that people tended fantasize about you. Something along the line of the bogeyman in the closet, or the sabre toothed dust kitty under the bed.

The kind of child-like fantasies that sent one into a cold sweat at age 10 or 11. That caused you to lay in your darkened bedroom and long for the light of day, every shadow and dark place a malevolent reminder of how easily the wolfman could tear you to shreds.

I enjoy thinking about you Seanachai , and being thrust back to those prepubescent days of stark terror and weakness in the face of the real and imagined terrors of the world.

If you're ever in my neck of the woods Mi casa en su casa , but you'll have to come in through the garage....must keep up appearances.

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Nidan1:
I enjoy thinking about you Seanachai , and being thrust back to those prepubescent days of stark terror and weakness in the face of the real and imagined terrors of the world.Ever have that experience when you were a wee lad of opening the closet door to confront the monster, and then saying to yourself: Oh, silly me. There's only a mirror in here...

Originally posted by Nidan1:
but you'll have to come in through the garage....must keep up appearances. Used to that, used to it. My family makes me do the same thing...

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
it's 8:15 in Ohio. What did Boo have for breakfast? I choked back my own bile in a time honored tradition here in Ohio.
Now I'm having decaf tea.

[Nidan1]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
Ever have that experience when you were a wee lad of opening the closet door to confront the monster, and then saying to yourself: Oh, silly me. There's only a mirror in here...
The shrink used to tell me that all the time...all of our fears are just a reflection of the twisted thoughts on our own brains.

Perhaps we are all just a misplaced chromosome away from being Jeffrey Dahlmer.

[Seanachai]

Well, but I have a very small freezer in this fridge...

[Boo Radley]

He was brought up in Bath, Ohio.
That's about 6 miles west of here.
Not that that means anything, really.
As far as I know...

[**YK2**]

One-eared Knight of the House of Pawbroon ...She wore Blueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Velvet.........

Can anyone figure out the connection?

BTW Sir v42 that should be Hoose of Pawbroon

[rune]

YK2 , could it be a movie perhaps?


Joebob Shaw and Boo,

I want you to go to the first message in this thread. read it, read it again. Now NEVER EVER complain about my topics or rules again. Just like THE Gnome to post a long winded message that says absolutely NOTHING.

Seanachai, yes, I said we in that other thread. Read into that what you will.

Last, look for a special announcement shortly.

Rune

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by rune:
Last, look for a special announcement shortly.

Rune Now that the check has cleared, you've finally been accepted at DeVry University?

[Lars]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
Now I'm having decaf tea. God, what a wuss...

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by rune:

YK2 , could it be a movie perhaps?
Yes it is, but I was thinking more along the lines of why the one eared remark made me think of it and was curious to know if anyone here had seen it/knew the answer...

look for a special announcement shortly.

You're PREGNANT!!!

[Geier]

Can anyone figure out the connection?

David Lynch. The severed ear in the opening scene. Blue Velvet.

I'm omnipotent. And wouldn't be seen alive drinking decaffinated anything.

[Nidan1]

Originally posted by Geier:
I'm omnipotent. And wouldn't be seen alive drinking decaffinated anything. Can't you get Viagra in that socialist paradise of yours?

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by Geier:

David Lynch. The severed ear in the opening scene. Blue Velvet. Indeed it is... collect a coconut as you pass go...


I'm omnipotent. Sounds painful, have you seen the Doc?

[Herr Oberst]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
War's horse is a *snicker* Ford Escort?

Appropriate to name it Seanachai It's not a Ford Escort.

It's a War Pony! </font>[/QUOTE]So long as that War Pony isn't a Pinto, he might survive... the Apocalypso isn't supposed to include any of the Four Horsemen going up in flames at the first scratch...

[Herr Oberst]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
Which Altan album did you buy that you didn't like?Which one don't I like?!? The ONLY Altan album I have bought you hog-butcher's pan scraping ... Did you seriously entertain the notion that I would try more than one after having my ears assailed by the first CD???

If it didn't cost me more than that piece of horrid caterwauling to drive up North and plant the CD in your forehead ninja-star style, by Berli, I'd do it, and smile all the way home...

[Moraine Sedai]

Originally posted by Herr Oberst:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
War's horse is a *snicker* Ford Escort?

Appropriate to name it Seanachai It's not a Ford Escort.

It's a War Pony! </font>[/QUOTE]So long as that War Pony isn't a Pinto, he might survive... the Apocalypso isn't supposed to include any of the Four Horsemen going up in flames at the first scratch... </font>[/QUOTE]Y'know...if it was gonna be a War Pony, it really should have been a Ford Mustang.

*sheesh* Greenhorns.

[dalem]

I'm going to see if I can go a whole MBT thread without posting.

[rune]

Did you manage it?

Rune

[37mm]

Joe Shmoe stated that...
37mm is CLEARLY a Rebel Without a Clue. Rebel without a clue? I suppose this ‘rebellion’ in question is the one against you?

May I remind you o’justicar the grievance between you & I stems from the closing of a certain thread (thought I’d forgotten & forgiven ‘ey?) by your hands, a certain series of ghastly attacks on the house of (sigh) JD Morse (sigh) perpetuated by yourself and your continuing failures as a Justicar.

I for one consider that grievance suspended by the good nature of your righteous website (I think we can all agree that any time you spend there is time which could have been spent here so is therefore time well spent) but if you wish to reopen the wounds then carry on as you will.

My liege once taught me that it is difficult to penetrate your stone death-ness (where has that particular flame warrior gone he was always my favourite him & the evil jerk) which makes conversation difficult however it sometimes helps to use the western metaphors of your twisted childhood… very well

Oh old sheriff who has let the bad guys (with their dark hats, poor teeth & propensity for chewing little sticks & spitting) run amok in this here fine town (looks around at the dead end collection of dusty shacks, horse **** & drunkards) you should relinquish your feelings of distrust & envy at the sight of the obvious hero (white hat, nice boots & a love of mice) & instead aid him in his quest to bring justice to the town & the bad guys (that means shooting them in a comical manner)… oh & watch out for those darned Indians

[37mm]

Seanachai says... First, though, I'd like to be reassured about several points:

Would this be a Medici-style Pope, or some arse whose only intent is to smile, wave and affirm 'no Martin Luthers here, thank you very much'?There will be little time for waving & smiling if you are busy smiting

Would there be Papal Princelings?
Choir boys & disciples
Would there be pilgrimages? Probably but you’re getting ahead of yourself & myself… these things can take bloody millennia to evolve (oops shouldn’t really use that word).
I'm all for pilgrimages. I especially like those that involve halfwits from all portions of society, that meet at an inn, and agree to tell stories while they journey to some Holy Site. Especially if the bastards are forced to do it barefoot, in the snow, through the Alps, while scourging themselves and hypocritically begging indulgence for their many, varied, and detailed bloody sins. I myself prefer the idea of flagellants who pointlessly & aimlessly abuse & humiliate themselves, but lets not bicker over q’s & i’s.
Man! That's the kind of Pope I want. One who assigns jolly pilgrimages that involve story-telling, brutal and unmeant repentance, and a full revelation of sins.

I'll get behind and push any bid to raise up a Pope that demands that sort of thing.
I am glad for the alliance I will call on it… indeed I will need it.
I have foreseen it you see a great darkness, a tide of love & respect will awash this place, terrorists will embrace our presidents & prime ministers, Australians will breed with Scandinavians, Brett Favre will fall & the people will call out for help.
Who will save them?
Perhaps the time of the pool will come.

[Lars]

If we're going to have a Pope, we might as well make him Eastern Orthodox.

Let's face it, this lot couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery, so we might as skip to the chase and have all celebrations two weeks late.

[v42below]

Originally posted by YK2:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />
One-eared Knight of the House of Pawbroon ...She wore Blueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Velvet.........

Can anyone figure out the connection?

BTW Sir v42 that should be Hoose of Pawbroon </font>[/QUOTE]Most gracious of you to address me, My Queen. It's a good thing I had the right side turned to you at the time. May I enquire in my ignorance why our house requires a deliberate spelling mistake?

[dalem]

Originally posted by rune:
Did you manage it?

Rune You're just trying to trick me.

[rune]

No, just waiting for my birthday greetings.

Rune

[Andreas]

The last car I owned was a 1988 Volvo 340, 1.4l petrol engine.

It was, wait for it, 10 years old when I bought it. One might think life is full of amazing co-incidences, but it was red.

[rleete]

Originally posted by Formerly Germanboy:
One might think life is full of amazing co-incidences...Or, one might think that you don't know a damn thing about buying cars. Man, you're becoming more French everyday.

[Andreas]

It's not very difficult. Point towards it, hand over the money. Drive away.

Anything else?

[Andreas]

The best thing about it is that this car has CD number plates. That rocks - no parking tickets.

[rleete]

Bah, we've all upgraded to DVD plates here.

[Andreas]

Neid der Besitzlosen.

[Hiram Sedai]

Oooh, Germanboy is showing off

~yawn~

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by v42below:
May I enquire in my ignorance why our house requires a deliberate spelling mistake? What spelling mistake?

PawBroon's name goes back hundreds of years to the days before the English stuck gobstoppers in all the new born babies mouths to make them sound more posh when they began to talk..

Back then there were no Browns only Broons, No Houses, only Hooses, no Mouths only mooths and you didn't catch Rabbie burns call a moose a mouse did you?

And had you read ALL of the late Lady Willemenia Broons diaries you would have noted her famous quote..

There's a moose loose aboot the hoose...

Of course her Knights didn't dare question her as to what she meant, they knew better!!!!

[rleete]

Originally posted by Andreas:
Neid der Besitzlosen.Envy? 'tis to laugh, O humourless one. I've sent cars to the junkyard that were better than what you just bought. You take good care of those plates, as you'll need them to patch up the floorboards in that rolling scrap heap. Hell, just save up the parking tickets; they will be more durable than the fenders of your little go-cart.

[**YK2**]

Listening to Billie Holiday.

Such a sexily haunting voice and music....

I'm Hooked!

Lyrics

The very thought of you
And I forget to do
Those little ordinary things
That everyone ought to do
I'm living in a kind of daydream
I'm happy as a queen and foolish
Though it may seem to me
That's everything

The mere idea of you
The longing here for you
You'll never know
How slow the moments go
Till I'm near to you

I see your face in every flower
You eyes in stars above
It's just the thought of you
The very thought of you my love

[[TGD] mensch]

I know a song..

There was once a woman from Nantuckett,
she used to work with a bucket
one day she saw a meeks and smashed him in his knuckets
then stuck the bucket in his rumpett and he never sounded the same

the end

I made this.

[rune]

Well fine then, no one wish me a happy birthday. I have a case of Weihenstephaner Bier, and every time I go to the bathroom, I will think of you lot. Your mothers are hamsters and your fathers smell of elderberries.

Rune

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by [TGD] mensch:

I made this. Yes, you did. Now be a good little mensch-kin and clean it up.

[dalem]

Originally posted by rune:
Well fine then, no one wish me a happy birthday. I have a case of Weihenstephaner Bier, and every time I go to the bathroom, I will think of you lot. Your mothers are hamsters and your fathers smell of elderberries.

Rune If I were posting in this incarnation of the MBT, which I am not, I would wish you a Happy Birthday indeed sir.

But I can't.

Cuz I'm not.

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by rune:
Well fine then, no one wish me a happy birthday. I have a case of Weihenstephaner Bier, and every time I go to the bathroom, I will think of you lot. Your mothers are hamsters and your fathers smell of elderberries.

Rune Happy Birthday, you horridly untalented man.
And remember, you're not getting better. You're getting older.
Now sit down and shut up!

[Moraine Sedai]

Originally posted by rune:
Well fine then, no one wish me a happy birthday. I have a case of Weihenstephaner Bier, and every time I go to the bathroom, I will think of you lot. Your mothers are hamsters and your fathers smell of elderberries.

Rune Oh dear...I have failed in my duties to my Liege. What to do?

Ahhh! First: HAPPY BURPDAY! (I would wish a Hippo Birdy Two Ewes to you, but that's 1. too cutesy for the 'Pool and B. would just get the Aussies all excited and we don't want THAT!)

Second: I shall bake you a cake. The biggest, most calorie-filled, artery-choking, heart-attack inducing cake EVER.

Third: Well, I'll think of something more. But you really *should* find a way to put your birthday in your profile or sumfink. How's a girl to know when someone's birthday is in order to prepare properly?

[rune]

Boo ,

There is one saving grace about this birthday. I am well over the median age here, and aren't getting any younger. However, there is one saving grace... no matter how ancient I am getting, I will NEVER be as old as you or Joebob.\

Rune

[rleete]

Originally posted by dalem:
If I were posting in this incarnation of the MBT, which I am not, I would wish you a Happy Birthday indeed sir.
But I can't.
Cuz I'm not.Absentee suck-up.

[v42below]

Happy Birthday, rune. Hopefully this new year of your life will bring you more misery and hatred than all the previous ones added up. Let's hope you then bring it all to the Pool and really let it loose.

[Joe Shaw]

rune, here's hoping that you managed to get runed on your birthday ... get it ... runed ... ruined ... I should be getting paid for this stuff man.

Joe

[Andreas]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
I should be getting paid for this stuff man.

Joe By repeated vicious beatings, brickings, and kicking.

[Mace]

Originally posted by YK2:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> look for a special announcement shortly.

You're PREGNANT!!! </font>[/QUOTE]That's the first thing I thought of as well.

Mace

[Mace]

Originally posted by rune:
No, just waiting for my birthday greetings.
Ha ha! Rune is 46! Rune is 46!

Happy birthday, mate!

Mace

[stikkypixie]

Originally posted by rune:
No, just waiting for my birthday greetings.
I don't believe you, didn't you have one of those last year?

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by rune:
Well fine then, no one wish me a happy birthday. I have it on good authority that I am indeed no one so here it comes....


http://smilies.crowd9.com/otn/party/birthday.gif **RUNE**

http://www.nalsofmichigan.org/images/Birthday%20Cake%20March.jpg

And it seems you're in good company!!

** Happy Birthday Mensch **

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/party/party-smiley-020.gif <<< Stikky doing his happy dance

I'm sure Rune will allow you to share his cake....

[Nidan1]

Happy Birthday rune .

[Hiram Sedai]

How fricken sad can you get? The person who has been the cause of so much pain and suffering with setup zones that go on forever and reinforcements that pop up Gawd knows where in atrocious scenarios wants a cute little birthday wish.

yeah, i know I'm late again. Rune I hope your birthday was just as nice as one of your scenarios. I hope you wept and yanked your hair out in great tufts the way we do when we realize that there is no "winner" in any of the little torture exercises you have created.

i type this knowing that the little mrs and I are playing one now and she is afraid to even set up. It's not that I might win or even that she would lose. It's just that it's a night battle Rune style.

So, happy fricken birthday, Rune.

i hope that was the required amount of empathy and all.

[Lars]

Originally posted by Mace:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> look for a special announcement shortly.

You're PREGNANT!!! </font>[/QUOTE]That's the first thing I thought of as well.

Mace </font>[/QUOTE]Yeah, but Emma wasn't worried it was hers.

[Lars]

Originally posted by rune:
I will NEVER be as old as you or Joebob.That thought is what keeps us all going.

Happy B-day rune.

[imported_Wildman]

Yes, Happy Birthday you lover of all that goes "BOOM" in the night, especially that IL-2 you are so fond of.

As for you Boo that damn scenario was a concoction of Shaw's I belive and he put some inane password on it, and even if its not his I blame him anyway.

Send a new setup while I ponder Hawking's theories and develop the UberPassword to crack that code.

[Boo Radley]

I don't think it was Old Foul Joe's scenario, but it was from someone equally distasteful... hard as that may be to believe. And I think you're right about the password, which means that even if you had remembered yours, I have no idea what mine was.
So, another one you want? And it has to be CMBB because the USAF is still garnishing your wages for the little dust up concerning the Officer's Club plate glass window and your early experiments involving a task chair, fire extinguisher and a case of Tequila, labeled "Operation Naked Rocket Boy", I believe?
I'll try to get to it this weekend, although it's far more than you deserve.

[[TGD] mensch]

** Happy Birthday Mensch ** aw someone remembered :D

not like these other fat sweaty guys…
…again why did I hang out here? yuck

*looks to Yk2*

oh ya now I remember, Say you should spray that perfume stuff on Seanachipoo and watch him wither and die.

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by [TGD] mensch:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />
** Happy Birthday Mensch ** aw someone remembered :D

not like these other fat sweaty guys…
…again why did I hang out here? yuck

*looks to Yk2*

oh ya now I remember, Say you should spray that perfume stuff on Seanachipoo and watch him wither and die. </font>[/QUOTE]What the hell is this [TGD] crap anyway? You in a ... {snicker} ... CLAN?

Joe

[Hamstersss]

Wow, it was only 46 short years ago that they built you out of leftover bits from the toaster revolution, eh, Rune?

Happy birthday, thanks for giving us all the present of a pissed-off Hiram showing his teeth.

And is that what TGD is? I thought the idiot's membership was revoked on account of all the goat porn he was sending and, being a Kiwi, he figured that by putting some stupid brackets and caps-locked lettering, he'd be able to hide from Moon and the bald one. Probably right, considering the quality of the constablary... constulabury... consolitaberary... cunnilingistary... police force.

[Mace]

Originally posted by [TGD] mensch:
I know a song..

There was once a woman from Nantuckett,
she used to work with a bucket
one day she saw a meeks and smashed him in his knuckets
then stuck the bucket in his rumpett and he never sounded the same

the end

I made this. Yes, and it shows.

Mace

PS I know a similar limerick about a woman, a bucket and sheep. Unfortunatly it's not the type of thing to repeat in mixed company.

[MrSpkr]

It upsets the donkeys?

Steve

[Mace]

ummm.....

only if they're kept in the bucket.

Mace

[Yeknodathon]

I just wanted to say that a lot would depend on the colour and whether said receptacle was upside down or not and free for immediate inspection.

As for the bucket one can never really be too sure.

[Mace]

Originally posted by Yeknodathon:
I just wanted to say that a lot would depend on the colour and whether said receptacle was upside down or not and free for immediate inspection.

As for the bucket one can never really be too sure. Maybe I should have been more clearer?

The donkeys would be more upset by the outcome of the interaction between the woman, the bucket, and the donkey contained within.

Mace

[[TGD] mensch]

yup a clan nickname to those of you halfbaked moldy prairie oysters, seeing you couldn't grasp the idea I won't bother wasting my breath or get your one brain cell that you stole from a lab monkey and share amonst the 18 of you over to post comments here.

Besides most of you belong to one already it's called "grumpy old stuffy mens club" muahahah..

I still look younger then you all old farts. muhahaha

I'll give you a hint how to look and feel younger, try that thing called Oxygen and see that bright thing in the sky people call the sun.

With any luck you'll shrivel up in a ball of dusty mold and a officer of your local department of health will spray you with some nasty goop and be forever entombed in tupperware.

[Hamstersss]

Pah! The sun's a myth, perpetrated by people who go outside our beautiful cave.

And that's it. That's the only thing anyone said that was worth responding to. I hope you bastages are happy... I can't believe the only person who liked my Pope idea was that damned gnome. Come on, people, get your heads outta your asses and into the Church!

[[TGD] mensch]

Church is for those who lack faith in themselves and have things called popes who are in reality old drooling half dead men dressed in robes to hide the fact they have panties on.

[Hamstersss]

Yes, and so are sports cars and housing developments and Sesame Street and clans and every other contrivance of civilization, that is, unless you're the one on the inside. You think the Pope thinks that, and his cardinals. Of course not, they think church is the greatest ****ing invention ever. Trust me, you walk into a bar with that red cap and you can't keep the ladies of you.

[[TGD] mensch]

don't forget they like little boys.

[Hamstersss]

Well, it was bound time for you to upgrade from sheep, anyway.

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by [TGD] mensch:
With any luck you'll shrivel up in a ball of dusty mold and a officer of your local department of health will spray you with some nasty goop and be forever entombed in tupperware. Why would the officer be entombed in tupperware?

[v42below]

Originally posted by Elijah Meeks:
*snip* Of course not, they think church is the greatest ****ing invention ever. *snip* Roight! That's the one I'm going to BFC with!

[Berlichtingen]

Originally posted by Mace:
I can promise you this, Seanachai, the buggers would only get one kick in before I retalitated with a brutal attack involving a quivering bottom lip and the flow of tears.That's cool... we like it when you cry

[Berlichtingen]

Originally posted by Elijah Meeks:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
I always edit quotes. The Justicar's mind is slipping... and the nutters are back... its a trend I tells ya! Trend? No-no-no-no-no, my dear, sweet, brain in a jar, tis a sign. </font>[/QUOTE]Signs, signs, everywhere a sign...

[Berlichtingen]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Elijah Meeks:

Thusly, I have deteremined, already:
We need a Pope. I am constitutionally opposed to Popes.</font>[/QUOTE]Thus making it a mutha beautiful idea

Think on it a bit lad...

Excommunications...

Wars to overthrow excommunicating popes...

[Berlichtingen]

Originally posted by [TGD] mensch:
wees Nae come out of the woodwork, wees sneeks'n out ta grab yer ladies n booze then'a goos back ta enjoy the'r day. Mensch is back and he fancies himself Jar-Jar-Binks? That's just wrong

[[TGD] mensch]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
would the officer be entombed in tupperware? so he can be fresh to kick your lame ass on reading skills

[Mace]

Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
Wars to overthrow excommunicating popes... We need a reason?

Mace

[Berlichtingen]

Originally posted by v42below:
May I enquire in my ignorance why our house requires a deliberate spelling mistake? Do some research on Pawbroon and the answer will come to you

[[TGD] mensch]

Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
Mensch is back and he fancies himself Jar-Jar-Binks? That's just wrong Wrong Jarhead, I came back with Jar Jar Binks and now he's nicking your stuff *points at mace* look there he is now! GET HIM!

[[TGD] mensch]

Originally posted by Elijah Meeks:
Well, it was bound time for you to upgrade from sheep, anyway. I was talking about your crap-o-ramma pope church idea.

it appears you have trouble reading between the lines. hmm scratch that it appears you can't read.

[Yeknodathon]

Do I get to choose a bucket? Will it have a handle?

[Mace]

Originally posted by [TGD] mensch:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
Mensch is back and he fancies himself Jar-Jar-Binks? That's just wrong Wrong Jarhead, I came back with Jar Jar Binks and now he's nicking your stuff *points at mace* look there he is now! GET HIM! </font>[/QUOTE]Jar Jar binks? Me?

I thought my self more a Darth Maul.

You know, killing, raping, pillaging and drinking lots of beer.

Urr he did drink a lot of beer, didn't he?

Mace

[Mace]

Originally posted by Yeknodathon:
Do I get to choose a bucket? Will it have a handle? No! Since Mary kept you in the bucket, you had absolutely no choice in how it was furnished, or cladded!!!

Mace

[Berlichtingen]

Originally posted by Mace:
Urr he did drink a lot of beer, didn't he?A character created by Lucas... tea totteler

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by [TGD] mensch:
yup a clan nickname... Really? I thought it stood for [That God Damn] Mensch.

[Mace]

Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
A character created by Lucas... tea totteler A tea totteler? Sorry that's far beyond my limits of understanding.

Mace

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Mace:
A tea totteler? Sorry that's far beyond my limits of understanding.

Mace We'll add it to the list. Thank the gods for computers, which can keep track of that much information in a simple, quick, and coherent manner. Unlike yourself.

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by [TGD] mensch:
yup a clan nickname to those of you halfbaked moldy prairie oysters, seeing you couldn't grasp the idea I won't bother wasting my breath or get your one brain cell that you stole from a lab monkey and share amonst the 18 of you over to post comments here.

Besides most of you belong to one already it's called "grumpy old stuffy mens club" muahahah..

I still look younger then you all old farts. muhahaha

I'll give you a hint how to look and feel younger, try that thing called Oxygen and see that bright thing in the sky people call the sun.

With any luck you'll shrivel up in a ball of dusty mold and a officer of your local department of health will spray you with some nasty goop and be forever entombed in tupperware. Hmmm ...

Tribe of the Gray Dawn (http://ca.groups.yahoo.com/group/TGD/)

Bow Wow ...

Joe

[v42below]

Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by v42below:
May I enquire in my ignorance why our house requires a deliberate spelling mistake? Do some research on Pawbroon and the answer will come to you </font>[/QUOTE]Too little, too late. Typical of an Olde One who barely has the presence of mind to zip up his fly just before he relieves himself.

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by v42below:
Too little, too late. Typical of an Olde One who barely has the presence of mind to zip up his fly just before he relieves himself. Oooh. Glaring lack of respect, that.

It won't do, lad. Stick with mocking me, if you're going to have a go at the Olde Ones. After all, I'm the Nice one.

Our Berli, now. Well, he pisses on you from a considerable height. I'll simply do a little dance on you while you're lying there soaking it in.

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by v42below:
Too little, too late. Typical of an Olde One who barely has the presence of mind to zip up his fly just before he relieves himself. Oooh. Glaring lack of respect, that.

It won't do, lad. Stick with mocking me, if you're going to have a go at the Olde Ones. After all, I'm the Nice one.

Our Berli, now. Well, he pisses on you from a considerable height. I'll simply do a little dance on you while you're lying there soaking it in. </font>[/QUOTE]Not terribly BRIGHT either, eh? The Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread, while superior to any of YOU lot of mismatched socks in the little drawer of life, may have been in error in promoting this one.

After all, who would YOU back in a bout between THIS ...

http://home.comcast.net/~joe.shaw/wsb/media/779188/graphic_pub.jpg


And THIS ...

http://home.comcast.net/~joe.shaw/wsb/media/126946/graphic_pub.jpg

And that doesn't even get into the difference between a Kiwi and a Former Marine!

Joe

[Berlichtingen]

Originally posted by v42below:
presence of mind to zip up his fly just before he relieves himself. Is that how you Kiwis do it? 'Round here abouts, we wait 'til after before zippin' up.

[Berlichtingen]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
http://home.comcast.net/~joe.shaw/wsb/media/779188/graphic_pub.jpg
*snicker*

[Mace]

Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
*snicker* Now now, you must never laugh at those that are *snicker* more *snicker snicker* misfortunate than *snicker* yourself!

*GUFFAW*

Mace

[Berlichtingen]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
http://home.comcast.net/~joe.shaw/wsb/media/779188/graphic_pub.jpg
Y'know Mace... Since Joe posted that picture, I'm wonderin' if that's the new Mormon Wife...

[Mace]

It does have that special something that all the mormon wives appear to have.

I guess Joe will be slobbering all over his screen now.

Mace

[Speedy]

It looks too cheerful to be one of Joes' mormon wives though.

[**YK2**]

Chewing gum is really gross, chewing gum I hate the most....


Johnny Wonka ;) (http://movies.yahoo.com/movies/feature/charlieandthechocolatefactory.html)

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mo/charlieandthechocolatefactory250a.jpg

[Andreas]

I am no longer disconsolate that I will not travel on business to New Zealand next year. This picture put me off my breakfast.

[v42below]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
*snip* Our Berli, now. Well, he pisses on you from a considerable height. *snip* Quite...and I'm sure that by the time his pants can soak up no more of the blue refuse (got to take it easy on the meths, old boy) and a few drops actually escape outside, I will have walked way past whatever pole he decided to climb up this time in search of his meds.

[v42below]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
*snip*
After all, who would YOU back in a bout between THIS ...

http://home.comcast.net/~joe.shaw/wsb/media/779188/graphic_pub.jpg


And THIS ...

http://home.comcast.net/~joe.shaw/wsb/media/126946/graphic_pub.jpg

And that doesn't even get into the difference between a Kiwi and a Former Marine!

Joe Are you implying that the four-eyed turtle man actually has a chance? I guess if we were having it out in the bright Australian sun, he could take advantage of that shiny noggin of his and blind me with the reflected rays. Still, I'm sure that, as long as I managed to rid him of those truck headlights he uses as his spectacles, he'd simply end up strangling himself with that bow tie.

[v42below]

Originally posted by Andreas:
I am no longer disconsolate that I will not travel on business to New Zealand next year. This picture put me off my breakfast. Well, excuse me, Mr Brad Pitt, but this picture,

http://home.comcast.net/~joe.shaw/wsb/media/787041/graphic_pub.jpg

doesn't exactly put Paris, France at the top of my holiday destination list.

[Mace]

Hey neat, he did snarl and show his teeth!

*pokes him with a stick even more*

Mace

[v42below]

*bites stick in half* You should really use the higher quality New Zealand timber, rather than that forest fire wood crap that seems to burn off every year...

[Andreas]

Originally posted by v42below:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Andreas:
I am no longer disconsolate that I will not travel on business to New Zealand next year. This picture put me off my breakfast. Well, excuse me, Mr Brad Pitt, but this picture,

http://home.comcast.net/~joe.shaw/wsb/media/787041/graphic_pub.jpg

doesn't exactly put Paris, France at the top of my holiday destination list. </font>[/QUOTE]Good, I am really pleased to hear that. Please do not change your opinion.

Thank you.

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by v42below:

doesn't exactly put Paris, France at the top of my holiday destination list.And you're supposed to be a Knight of the "Hoose Of PawBroon"!!!

Just wait till he finds out you crossed France off the top of your list, you'll be ex-communicated... or somefink!

mumble mumble..

Now where did I put the Justicar's address, I'm sure this is grounds for at least a serious reprimand...

Mumble mumble.....

Can't get the help these days.... young uns, bloody hopeless..... blah blah blah....

[stikkypixie]

Urrggh sometimes I regret the EU free travel agreements.

[Hiram Sedai]

I'm reading "Rise and Fall of the Third Reich" and I'm not reading about a single german boy invading France thoroughly with a blue Ford funkwagon.

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by stikkypixie:
Urrggh sometimes I regret the EU free travel agreements. Hey Stikky shouldn't you be a Knight by now?

[37mm]

Originally posted by this 'Meeks' fellow:
I can't believe the only person who liked my Pope idea was that damned gnome. Come on, people, get your heads outta your asses and into the Church! Err I liked your... I mean my... I mean I like the idea

[**YK2**]

And you are?

[[TGD] mensch]

a nobody like mace he's a nobody, well at least his wife continues to say so.

[37mm]

Originally posted by YK2:
And you are? A piddling thing my dear lady but I’ve racked up a few titles a day so far, here is but a selection…

Leading light of the house of (sigh) JD Morse (sigh)
Finest Squire of the finest liege Boo Radley
Official Peng blessed, disowned & tolerated Messiah of the Peng Challenge
Sacred wielder of the holy doorknocker round
Honorary 10th Member of the Fellowship
The Thermometer of the Justicarate
Anointed pope-to be
Primus exquisite Peng thread AAR creator
Lead expert on US beetles (apparently… I didn’t even appoint myself that one)
Offical owner of the Abu-graib mouse orphanage
Destroyer of Rainbows
Leading visionary & future seeker of the Peng Challenge
The very definition of humble & modest (alternative oxford dictionary 2004)
Stopped clock on the apocalypso & the variants signs & portents foreshadowing it

… etc, etc, etc

I’m surprised you’ve never heard of me

[stikkypixie]

Originally posted by YK2:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie:
Urrggh sometimes I regret the EU free travel agreements. Hey Stikky shouldn't you be a Knight by now? </font>[/QUOTE]The thought of you considering me worthy as one, is already more than enough.

<font size=-2> Ok no more sucking up until 2006.</font>

[ January 29, 2005, 09:19 AM: Message edited by: stikkypixie ]

[**YK2**]

Hmmm...

*Scans through The Justicars list of honoury titles*

Now he must be here somewhere....

37mmm... 37mm.....

Ah, there your are...

Page IVV11XII paragraph 3909..

May 2004..

The SSN 37mm shall be recognised as Squire to Sir Boo Radley Knight Extrodinaire ...

Ok check....

So far so good, it seems you come from good stock, Croda and JD are among the creme de la creme of the Pool, And Boo , well you know....He's Boo ..

Hmmm nothing else listed....

* Scowls at 37mm *

Who gave you all these titles?

Is Peng aware he's disowned you? I mean did he even own you in the first place before he disowned you?
Did he call you by name, or merely step on you and scrape you off his boots on the way out?

Tolerated indeed... By whom?

As the Justicar would say...

*Deep Voice*

These things matter you know!!!!

*Pats Stikky on the head and ruffles his hair*

Isn't he sweet!

[Edited to add]

Stikky that is, not 37mm...

[ January 29, 2005, 10:23 AM: Message edited by: YK2 ]

[Hamstersss]

Originally posted by Mace:
We need a reason?
Reasons are for chumps, we're just looking for excuses.

[Geier]

Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:
I'm reading "Rise and Fall of the Third Reich" and I'm not reading about a single german boy invading France thoroughly with a blue Ford funkwagon. Then you're reading it wrong. Obviously. Are you absolutely sure that you are not a complete idiot? That would explain so much. I suggest you delve deeply into the matter.

[stikkypixie]

Originally posted by 37mm:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2:
And you are? A piddling thing my dear lady but I’ve racked up a few titles a day so far, here is but a selection…

Leading light of the house of (sigh) JD Morse (sigh)
Finest Squire of the finest liege Boo Radley
Official Peng blessed, disowned & tolerated Messiah of the Peng Challenge
Sacred wielder of the holy doorknocker round
Honorary 10th Member of the Fellowship
The Thermometer of the Justicarate
Anointed pope-to be
Primus exquisite Peng thread AAR creator
Lead expert on US beetles (apparently… I didn’t even appoint myself that one)
Offical owner of the Abu-graib mouse orphanage
Destroyer of Rainbows
Leading visionary & future seeker of the Peng Challenge
The very definition of humble & modest (alternative oxford dictionary 2004)
Stopped clock on the apocalypso & the variants signs & portents foreshadowing it

… etc, etc, etc

I’m surprised you’ve never heard of me </font>[/QUOTE]You can add another title to that: "Ower of 2 (count them, not Nidan1 we don't want you to hurt your pretty head) turns to stikkypixie, that is to say me".

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by [TGD] mensch:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
Why would the officer be entombed in tupperware? so he can be fresh to kick your lame ass on reading skills </font>[/QUOTE]No, if you would bother to read what you actually wrote, you'll find that it don't parse too well, Sparky.
Maybe this would help.

http://home.earthlink.net/~rrspore/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/cosmos.jpg

[[TGD] mensch]

impressive picture boo, is that your hot l33t fashion skillz? I'm amazed you actually know how to post pictures it shows you can rub those two brain cells of yours and to get them to work; kinda.

I'm amazed you actually worry about grammer, only church choir boys being man handled by some older gents dressed in red robes worry about puncuation or was that penatration, well I guess you would know all about that.

[**YK2**]

Time for a sing song...and a glass of wine!


*Strikes up the band* (http://www.jcu.edu/harlem/Performers/Billie_Holiday/taint_Nobodys_Business_If_I_Do.mp3)

There ain't nothing I can do
Or nothing I can say
That folks don't criticize me
But I'm going to do
Just as I want to anyway
And don't care just what people say........

If I should take a notion
To jump into the ocean
Ain't nobody's business if I do
If I go to church on Sunday
Then cabaret all day Monday
Ain't nobody's business if I do
If my man ain't got no money
And i say "take all of mine, honey"
Ain't nobody's business if I do..

If I give him my last nickel
And it leaves me in a pickle
Ain't nobody's business if I do
But I'd rather my man would hit me
Than for him to jump up and quit me
Ain't nobody's business if I do
I swear I won't call no copper
If I'm beat up by my papa
Ain't nobody's business if I do
Nobody's business
Ain't nobody's business
Nobody's business if I do ....

Billie Holiday....Porter grainger / everett robbins

[ January 29, 2005, 12:45 PM: Message edited by: YK2 ]

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by [TGD] mensch:
impressive picture boo, is that your hot l33t fashion skillz? I'm amazed you actually know how to post pictures it shows you can rub those two brain cells of yours and to get them to work; kinda.
You probably should have used a comma between "pictures" and "it". And shouldn't it have been "rub those two brain cells of yours together"? Or wasn't that covered in your remedial "I can write good!" class? Maybe you should put your banjo down for a few minutes and sign up for it again.

I'm amazed you actually worry about grammer, only church choir boys being man handled by some older gents dressed in red robes worry about puncuation or was that penatration, well I guess you would know all about that. Ah see? This is what happens when slower people are shown their errors. They become defensive. And probably weepy, too. Are you pouting Menschie? Is your little lower lip stuck out and quivering?
Maybe words aren't your forte? Maybe you should try another form of communication. Perhaps you'll have better luck getting your messages across by rapidly blinking your eyes in a form of Morse code.

[Yeknodathon]

He'd only need one eye for Morse code. Of course, the other eye could send back a reply?

[Yeknodathon]

... but that would be winking and not blinking.

[[TGD] mensch]

Boo needs to live a little and stop worrying about what others write. It makes him look almost as bad as Seanachipoo when he's sober.

Nothing better then to see saps like this refried eggroll get all bundled up over typos and commas LOL

this is the cess, insulting someone on punkt'u'ation is so 1999s

*watches him get all flustered over this post*

[[TGD] mensch]

.. wow just realized boo is from Akron, Ohio U.S.A. No need to insult him, he's capable of doing that by himself just being from there.

*case closed*

[rleete]

Originally posted by mensch:
this is the cess, insulting someone on punkt'u'ation is so 1999sYes, this is the cesspool. But clumsy gramatical and punctuation errors are so fourth grade. Oh, sorry, didn't realize you hadn't made it past third. Carry on, chowderhead.

[[TGD] mensch]

LOL wow these guys are more anal then Senachiepoo.. what the hell happened here? *looks for him* you tied him up didn't you?

[**YK2**]

Hmmm I can smell fried beans!

*Holds nose*

[Hamstersss]

What the holy hell, that's the worst string of posts I've ever read in an MBT. Sickening. Third grade? Punctuation? Daisies? Fishnuts, you people are imbeciles. Look, everyone knows Mensch gets all conjugal with the livestock, eats 3-day old Ethiopian food, washes with blubber and engages in currency speculation--how's insulting his frickin' grammar gonna make any difference? The man once ate an entire, live hippopotamus with nothing but a pair of chopsticks and you think telling him he didn't graduate third grade is gonna make a dent?

And Mensch, what's with pointing out how 'sensitive' people are about grammar and punctuation. Jesus God, put some effort forth, lad, and tell Boo that you think his obsession with Justicarate cod-pieces is a little disturbing. Bring up his failed stint in the USFL. Eat his soul. Sleep with his many, voluptuous sisters. Befriend his dog. Something, anything, with a little more grit, a little more oomph, than this after-school special crap.

Show some class you buncha sissy-pansies.

[37mm]

Originally posted by YK2:
Hmmm...

*Scans through The Justicars list of honoury titles*

Now he must be here somewhere....

37mmm... 37mm.....

Ah, there your are...

Page IVV11XII paragraph 3909..

May 2004..

The SSN 37mm shall be recognised as Squire to Sir Boo Radley Knight Extrodinaire ...

Ok check....

So far so good, it seems you come from good stock, Croda and JD are among the creme de la creme of the Pool, And Boo , well you know....He's Boo ..

Hmmm nothing else listed....

* Scowls at 37mm *

Who gave you all these titles?
May 2004… no my dear lady that’s before my time.

I’ve been here at the Peng thread for little over a hundred days… sorry I’ve been here for THE hundred days.

If your little book is wrong on such a detail it may go some way in helping to explain the omittance of my titles… yes that MUST be it

[ January 29, 2005, 05:04 PM: Message edited by: 37mm ]

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by 37mm:
I’ve been here for THE hundred days.
Oh right, does that mean your time is up?

** BOOT **

Do make sure to call again sometime!

[[TGD] mensch]

Good lord a meekes preaching??? oh waily waily! wot a wi a do?

[[TGD] mensch]

Wi a mak ah wee pome fir ye! tha wa wi doo!

There is an auld gytehoose near Lincoln,
but ah wullnie mention ony by name.
Cos the balmy beggers in theer,
wid like aw visitors ti play their game.

Owd Wull is paint'n' the ceiling,
so he ordered matt white frae the shoap.
But the idiots gid hem gloas paint,
noo he's washi'n' the flair wi' a moap.

Next day he went wi' a Minder,
and slammed the gloss paint oan the bar.
"Ah wuz want'n' matt!" he greeted hoarsely
and Matt White sashayed up to the bar.

Matt wuz aye dealin' wi' nutters,
and telt bloke he hed poot paint oan back ti front.
Then the bloke telt Matt weer 'e cid shove et,
and when it wuz dry 'e cid awa en paint hez wee punt.

Then there was owd Yorky Fred the ex-Bricky,
warblin', "Wer… wer.. wot the heck am ah doin' 'ere?
Ah'm stuck 'ere ber… ber… buildin' this bleed'n' wowl,
an' ah can't ge… ger… aht fer a ber bleed'n' beer."

The Manager then approached Owd Fred
and Fred maintained he was quite sane.
And the boss man said he would look into it,
then turned and took off again.

That's when Fred picked up a loose brick,
and threw it with just enough force.
To knock the Managers cap off,
and Fred grinned showing no remorse.

"Thee weern't fergit wot ah telt thi,
ah'm as sane as any bugger 'ere!
An ah'll prove it, if tha'll lend me a Fiver.
A'l be in yon pub suppin' Lincoln's finest beer."

Then we met Taffy the Welch horse mangler,
who de-nutted gee gee's wi' two bricks.
He tied their back legs asunder,
so's not to get his head smashed in by kicks.

Grasping two heavy house bricks firmly,
he would crouch between the hind legs
then crash heavy bricks together sharply,
while horse gasped at about ten megs.

One bystander groaned on observing the ritual,
and commented, "Jings! But dis that no herrt?"
"On-ny if yer gets thu-mbs twixt bricks, boyo."
grinned Taffy as he adjusted his shirt.

We saw a Chippy making a cabinet,
and busy sawing a plank to fit.
And a bloke hanging from the light socket,
pretending he was a new globe just lit.

We asked why the chap was hanging up theer,
but he wouldn't come down wi' oot a ficht.
cos his mate was making him a new cabinet,
and he couldnie see ti werk wi'oot a licht.

[ January 29, 2005, 05:19 PM: Message edited by: [TGD] mensch ]

[Mace]

OMFG!!! Mensch has been possessed by the ghost of OGSF!

No good will come of this.

Mace

[37mm]

Originally posted by YK2:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 37mm:
I’ve been here for THE hundred days.
Oh right, does that mean your time is up?

** BOOT **

Do make sure to call again sometime! </font>[/QUOTE]sigh

No it didn’t mean that

sigh

I feel all misunderstood

sigh

[Mace]

Originally posted by 37mm:
I feel all misunderstood Not to worry.

You can only be misunderstood if we actually listened to you....so how about feeling ignored instead?

Mace

[**YK2**]

It's no fair tae laugh
At the afflicted,
It's no fair tae mak them greet,
Some o' the maist afflicted,
Are the best folk ye'll ever meet!

[37mm]

Originally posted by Mace:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 37mm:
I feel all misunderstood Not to worry.

You can only be misunderstood if we actually listened to you....so how about feeling ignored instead?

Mace </font>[/QUOTE]I may indeed be ignored Master Mace but I ask you…


Is it not better to be ‘ignored & wrong’ than ‘listened to & wrong’?

Then if the former is most desirable could it not be said that I’m the better of two evils (heck that sounds like another title for the growing list).

[Mace]

Originally posted by 37mm:
Is it not better to be ‘ignored & wrong’ than ‘listened to & wrong’?Ommmmmm.

*stops meditation for a minute to preach words of wisdom*

Nirvana is achieved through 'listened to, wrong, yet never discovered'

Mace

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by [TGD] mensch:
Boo needs to live a little and stop worrying about what others write. It makes him look almost as bad as Seanachipoo when he's sober.

Nothing better then to see saps like this refried eggroll get all bundled up over typos and commas LOL

this is the cess, insulting someone on punkt'u'ation is so 1999s

*watches him get all flustered over this post* You're coming onto me, aren't you?
Tramp.

[Mace]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
You're coming onto me, aren't you?
Tramp. You're hoping, aren't you?

Mace

[[TGD] mensch]

Boo Ye canna preach oot o yer ain pulpit. Bu'caa me what ye like, but dinna caa me ae durty coo. keep yer tounge a prisoner, an yer body will gang free or yer canna Kiss my fit, there's mair fleesh on't.

[ January 29, 2005, 06:03 PM: Message edited by: [TGD] mensch ]

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Mace:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
You're coming onto me, aren't you?
Tramp. You're hoping, aren't you?

Mace </font>[/QUOTE]Jealous?

[rleete]

Originally posted by Elijah Meeks:
What the holy hell, that's the worst string of posts I've ever read in an MBT.If you were around more, you'd have seen far worse.

Originally posted by Elijah Meeks:
Show some class you buncha sissy-pansies. Sometimes you hafta consider the source material. Plus, it was only mensch, so I checked my brain at the door.

I am not worthy. Oh, how terrible. Next time I need your opinion, I'll ask one of the squires to fart.

[Mace]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
Jealous? Only if you start dating sheep.

Mace

[**YK2**]

Ya durty coo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO.............

[**YK2**]

she haed the maest enormous boulders ah haed er seen..
Aye they wer sae huge she haed tae tie ah brick tae each wan so she culd throw em ooer her shooders tae stowp her fawing er...

[[TGD] mensch]

Aye, ah they danna hur much affe ah dae or two. Ken ye oogl'es oof me teets tae yersel ye windaelicker.

[Moriarty]

Fargin' place is bein' overrun by ferners.

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by [TGD] mensch:
Boo Ye canna preach oot o yer ain pulpit. Bu'caa me what ye like, but dinna caa me ae durty coo. keep yer tounge a prisoner, an yer body will gang free or yer canna Kiss my fit, there's mair fleesh on't.

[ January 29, 2005, 06:03 PM: Message edited by: [TGD] mensch ] Break out the Bactene. mensch got his tongue slammed in the toilet seat again.

[Berlichtingen]

Originally posted by 37mm:
The Thermometer of the JusticarateAh! That explains why your head is so far up his backside!

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 37mm:
The Thermometer of the JusticarateAh! That explains why your head is so far up his backside! </font>[/QUOTE]You want to know what Joe had for lunch last Tuesday?

[dalem]

2/3 of the way through this one and I haven't posted anything yet! Woo hoo!

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
Are you pouting Menschie? Is your little lower lip stuck out and quivering?
Maybe words aren't your forte? Maybe you should try another form of communication. Now, now. Our Mensch has been voted three times 'The Most Likely Poster to Someday Write Pretty' recipient.

A lot of his communication problems stem from being a Canadian trying to live in another language system that isn't French.

That and being barking mad, of course.

[Berlichtingen]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
You want to know what Joe had for lunch last Tuesday? Why? You the Enema of the Justicarate?

[Seanachai]

Stop with the Billie Holiday singsong! Stop it! It makes me want to have sex!

Sex! Do you hear me?! Sex!!!!

[Berlichtingen]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
Stop with the Billie Holiday singsong! Stop it! It makes me want to have sex!

Sex! Do you hear me?! Sex!!!! So, what's stopping you? Both hands full?

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:
Stop with the Billie Holiday singsong! Stop it! It makes me want to have sex!

Sex! Do you hear me?! Sex!!!! So, what's stopping you? Both hands full? </font>[/QUOTE]Yes. And it takes both hands to do it correctly.

[Berlichtingen]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
Yes. And it takes both hands to do it correctly. Delusions of adequacy? Or are you refering to some form of perverse technique (no details required... please)?

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
Delusions of adequacy? Or are you refering to some form of perverse technique (no details required... please)? Hold the picture of Queen Victoria so that, with your eyes crossed, the ruff typically worn by by Elizabeth I appears just below the breasts of Jennifer Connelly, reclining on the couch with a ferret in her arms...

[Berlichtingen]

What part of no details were you confused by?

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
What part of no details were you confused by? The part where you could stop me from providing them.

I did cut out the nasty bits.

Am I the only one to notice that v42below looks a lot like the young Queen Elizabeth I?

[v42below]

I always knew there was something royal about me!

[**YK2**]

Yeah right....

The only thing Royal about you, are those footprints on your arse....


** BOOT ** ** BOOT**

And don't you forget it!

Tst.... Royal indeed....

[Seanachai]

Kick him again. I like that.

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
Stop with the Billie Holiday singsong! Stop it! It makes me want to have sex!

Sex! Do you hear me?! Sex!!!! Was it as good for you as it was for me?

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by Moriarty:
Fargin' place is bein' overrun by ferners. *Grabs Mensch and puts him back in his cage*

Sorry about that, it was all his fault...

Honest Guv!

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by YK2:
Was it as good for you as it was for me? Cesspool Choir: We'll be singing
When we're winning
We'll be singing

Seanachai: I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down

I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down

I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down

Emma: Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away

Berli: He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times

Emma 'Oh Danny Boy
Danny Boy
Danny Boy...'

Peng I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down

I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down

I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down

Emma Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away

Berli He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times

Emma 'Don't cry for me
Next door neighbour...'

Seanachai: I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down

I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down

I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down

Cesspool Choir We'll be singing
When we're winning
We'll be singing

[mike_the_wino]

I knew there was a reason that I stopped reading this drivel months ago.

Even completely smashed, u all disgust me. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by mike_the_wino:
I knew there was a reason that I stopped reading this drivel months ago.

Even completely smashed, u all disgust me. :mad: :mad: :mad: You long for our approval. The disgust you feel is self-loathing. Writhe, writhe, and do not go gently into that Goodaler night...

[Berlichtingen]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
Berli He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better timesI only question the use of the words good and better

[Berlichtingen]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
You long for our approval. The disgust you feel is self-loathing. Writhe, writhe, and do not go gently into that Goodaler night... The ghost of Dylan Thomas will haunt you for that

[mike_the_wino]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
snipped the useless crapI likes this one.

Can I have it?

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:
You long for our approval. The disgust you feel is self-loathing. Writhe, writhe, and do not go gently into that Goodaler night... The ghost of Dylan Thomas will haunt you for that </font>[/QUOTE]And that will differ from my current nights how? He and I play cards most weekend nights, and the bugger keeps looking at his watch and asking 'So, liver still ticking over then, eh?'

At least I'm haunted by a better class of dybbuk.

[Berlichtingen]

Only if you take him with you

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by mike_the_wino:
I likes this one.

Can I have it? Take what you need, lad. The Cesspool is here to get out the glad word...however horrible it might be.

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by Seanachai:

Seanachai: I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down...That's the spirit laddie, don't let the buggers grind you down...

*Slaps Seanachai on the back*

Ermmm it wasn't that hard a slap, you can get up now!

Hello......... you ok?

And an eerie silence falls over the cesspool

[Exit]

[Mace]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:
Stop with the Billie Holiday singsong! Stop it! It makes me want to have sex!

Sex! Do you hear me?! Sex!!!! So, what's stopping you? Both hands full? </font>[/QUOTE]Yes. And it takes both hands to do it correctly. </font>[/QUOTE]Do you both mind?!

I have to go to bed shortly and get a good night's sleep.

That's not going to happen now!

It'll be nightmares all night!

*shudders*

Mace

[Mace]

At least I have a nice set of guid boulders to think of as a distraction.

Mace

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Mace:
At least I have a nice set of guid boulders to think of as a distraction.

Mace What's that, then? Dutch porn?

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by YK2:
Ermmm it wasn't that hard a slap, you can get up now!

Hello......... you ok?

And an eerie silence falls over the cesspool

[Exit] gasping voice

Er...could you take the stiletto heal out of my larynx...

[Mace]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
What's that, then? Dutch porn? Ask fair Emma, tis of her lingo.

Have a great day mate, and keep these laggarts under control.

Mace

[stikkypixie]

Originally posted by Mace:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:
What's that, then? Dutch porn? Ask fair Emma, tis of her lingo.

Have a great day mate, and keep these laggarts under control.

Mace </font>[/QUOTE]Our fair Queen is an expert in Dutch porn?
Kewl.

[MrPeng]

I was mistaking "The Very Thought of You" for "My One and Only Love" because the latter starts out with "the very thought of you" - the best version ever of which is on a Johnny Hartman and John Coltrane album, the best song of which on the album is "Lush Life" which says:

Romance is mush
stifling those who strive
I'll live a lush life
in some small dive
and there I'll be
while I rot with the rest
of those whose lives are lonely too

poor poor pitiful me

[**YK2**]

A week in Paris could ease the bite of it
All I care is to smile in spite of it ....

[[TGD] mensch]

Originally posted by YK2:
A week in Paris could ease the bite of it
All I care is to smile in spite of it .... It's noo guid, a wee lad naymed Andrayoos be liv'n there's. Nutt'n wurt when's hes Grinye is nashers, poop ye oot aa hooler'n lik a batty koot'n dat mak ye jump oot at the windea ta ends it all.

[ January 30, 2005, 11:55 AM: Message edited by: [TGD] mensch ]

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Mace:
At least I have a nice set of guid boulders to think of as a distraction.

Mace Really? I never knew that about you. Gives new meaning to the phrase, "Mace is a big girls blouse!"
So, what's your cup size, mate?

[[TGD] mensch]

Originally posted by MrPeng:
poor poor pitiful me Ya goot that thaet ryte ye dilly-daw! ye goot a face like the back o' the lum too!

[MrPeng]

Originally posted by [TGD] mensch:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrPeng:
poor poor pitiful me Ya goot that thaet ryte ye dilly-daw! ye goot a face like the back o' the lum too! </font>[/QUOTE]Eh?

Anyway, what I was going to say, or the point I was trying to make is that I would do just aboot anything that our Dear Queen Emma asked me to: up to an including removing my own noggin with rusty fish hooks if that would please her.

[v42below]

If Her Majesty asked me to remove your noggin with rusty fish hooks, I would do it too.

[[TGD] mensch]

What!? ye canna uderstaynds me? what oi say'd wer, What's yours is mine, what's mines is my ain ya Puddock! Na Gimmie!

http://www.derkessel.de/wee.jpg

[Joe Shaw]

Right then, I see I have to say it again ...

THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO DO DIALECT IN THE CESSPOOL IS OGSF!

Mostly because he's the only one that can pull it off.

Mensch you're to stop immediately.

Joe

[Lars]

Al truns oot.

{oopsie...}

[Geier]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
Mensch you're to stop immediately.
He's been reading Pratchett again. It'll wear off. Eventually.

[[TGD] mensch]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
Right then, I see I have to say it again ...
yer aa big Nippit cuddie?

Dannae give me yer havers ye kelpit erse.

[Speedy]

All truns nae oot.

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO DO DIALECT IN THE CESSPOOL IS OGSF!

Mostly because he's the only one that can pull it off.

Joe No. I don't think that's quite it.
I think we're just used to him.
Like the way you can get used to haveing a club foot. Or an unsightly growth.

[37mm]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
No. I don't think that's quite it.
I think we're just used to him.
Like the way you can get used to haveing a club foot. Or an unsightly growth. ... or a Justicar?

[rleete]

Redundant.

[**YK2**]

Sorry to hear that Roger....

Hopefully it wont be for long...

[mike_the_wino]

{shuffles in}
Um.....I know I asked for the Uber-Gnome.....but, well......I was kinda drunk. He doesn't really match the interior, he has piddled 3 times since I brought him home and the Events Coordinator is not happy.

Please take him and enjoy him.

I really need aspirin now.
{shuffles out}