Cheery Waffles thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for a CMX2 Forum

[Dave H]

At last the voice of the people - well, Axe - has been heard and a new forum for the manymanymanymanymany CMX2 threads is open. And who is there to greet this brave new world? Why, the Cheery Waffles of course, keeping the world safe from the jewel-encrusted TNT chucker MasterGoodale (the maggot) and promoting the use of smilies for these many years. :D :D

Don't let the slackers in the penguin thread fool you, this is where we actually accomplish something important. If this forum was to fall victim to MasterGoodale (the maggot) and his penchant for starting new threads, you'd know. :D :D

[Noba]

Originally posted by Dave H:
At last the voice of the people - well, Axe - has been heard and a new forum for the manymanymanymanymany CMX2 threads is open. And who is there to greet this brave new world? Why, the Cheery Waffles of course, keeping the world safe from the jewel-encrusted TNT chucker MasterGoodale (the maggot) and promoting the use of smilies for these many years. :D :D

Don't let the slackers in the penguin thread fool you, this is where we actually accomplish something important. If this forum was to fall victim to MasterGoodale (the maggot) and his penchant for starting new threads, you'd know. :D :D Something important. I don't think so.

:D :D :D :D


Noba.

[Sergei]

:mad: http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/banana.gif :mad: http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/banana.gif :mad:

[_Axe_]

This game better be good or else!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
http://www.spacespider.net/emo/violent059.gif

[_Axe_]

That's right maggots, this is the best war game ever made, hands down. I am astonished time and time again how damn smart the AI is. Last night 2 of my tanks were following orders I had issued and the little bastages took it upon themselves to pull a manuever that in the end turned out being a smarter move then the one I had ordered (due to a change in enemy positions). I love tis game. I don't understand why some people are beeeatching about a patch. They just released the game for the love of a grunts flesh! Give em a break these things take time! Maybe they wanted to take a vacation after the release. the game is almost perfect as it is and only needs minor adjustments. I am so into this game I can't even describe it. The rush I get when I blast grunts with HE and watch them retreat with a look of panic on their faces is just glorious!! OOOHHHH the huuuuMMAAAANITY!! My eveil grin shines in the monitor's light at wee hours of the morning as I cackle madly while my soldiers unleash hot, bitter fury upon my foes. Sometimes I giggle kind of loud and my wife hears me upstairs and thinks I'm Mad. But I don't care!! I'm a killin' Kraut grunts and that's all I need to keep me happy.

You guys did such a great job with this game. It's a rare jewel and I tell EVERY gamer I know to buy it. I'm just gonna pass out when CM3 is released I know it. It's not that often that a game this polished, detailed, stable and in-depth hits the market let me tell ya mister. I've been around the gaming block a time or two, probably before most of your grannies were in diapers and I haven't seen many like this.

Great job Battlefront!!!!! AAARRRGGGARARRAGAGRAGRRGAGRAGRAGRAGR!!!! :mad:

I'm gonna take a vacation just so I can play uninterupted and undisturbed. . . tongue.gif

[ November 18, 2002, 11:00 AM: Message edited by: MasterGoodale ]

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by _Axe_:
This game better be good or else!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
http://www.spacespider.net/emo/violent059.gif Beware the Canuckian fury, lest you be dammed.

http://www.occdsb.on.ca/~sel/rideau/images/beaver_final.gif

[86smopuim]

Mrhhhh?

:mad: Grraaaarrrgghh :mad:

[Pvt. Ryan]

Originally posted by _Axe_:

I'm gonna take a vacation just so I can play... ...undisturbed. . . tongue.gif Only if you plan to vacation at the psych ward.

[Mike]

Originally posted by _Axe_:
Last night 2 of my tanks were following orders I had issued and the little bastages took it upon themselves to pull a manuever that in the end turned out being a smarter move then the one I had ordered Any move by the AI is better than something you ordered!!


I'm gonna take a vacation just so I can play undisturbed. . . tongue.gif Impossible - the only way you'll ever be undisturbed is when you're worm food!!

[_Axe_]

You idiots.

Look at who edited that post and when.

Morons.

I'm surrounded by morons. :mad: :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

http://springfield-shopper.de/Information/listen/cletus.gif

[Watson & Crick]

Hey Pea-picker, don't you owe me a turn? :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
Hey Pea-picker, don't you owe me a turn? :mad: Hmmm, PBEM Helper says I sent turn 11 at 10:53:12 PM 2 days ago. Wat up wit dat?

[Watson & Crick]

PBEM helper shows "wait" on my end. Check your email now. :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
PBEM helper shows "wait" on my end. Check your email now. :mad: Ok, I sent turn 11 again. Stupid internet! :mad:

[Wallybob]

Sure, blame Al Gore's best invention for your lack of ability. How Penguin-esque.

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by Wallybob:
Sure, blame Al Gore's best invention for your lack of ability. How Penguin-esque. Except I did it in one sentence. A real <font size=1>penguin</font> would still be frantically typing away with two fingers, occasionally stopping to flip through their dog-eared boyhood copy of 'Ye Olde English Dictionary'. :mad:

[Mike]

Originally posted by _Axe_:
You idiots.

Look at who edited that post and when. Why would we care?


Morons.

I'm surrounded by morons. :mad: :mad:

So you're out of your depth - what else is new? :rolleyes:

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by Mike:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by _Axe_:
You idiots.

Look at who edited that post and when. Why would we care?


Morons.

I'm surrounded by morons. :mad: :mad:

So you're out of your depth - what else is new? :rolleyes: </font>[/QUOTE]Your both hadal zone dwelling maggots. (http://www.ralphmag.org/BR/creatures-deep.html) Go back to your deep ocean trench! :mad:

[_Axe_]

Takes one to know one. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by _Axe_:
Takes one to know one. :mad: :mad: :mad: *clap, clap, clap* Well played. I can tell you were a cunning verbal combatant on the Grade 2 playground. Do you still drop by the local elementary school to keep your jousting in form?

[Dave H]

<font size=6 font color=beer>Good Friday Morning, Waffle Maggots!!</font>

GRARGHRARRGRARGG!!! All of these CMX2 threads keep yapping about things like blast waves, terrain modelling, unit control, and artillery firing patterns. What does all of this garbage have to do with the Space Lobsters? Don't tell me that CMX2 is just going to be yet another WW2 retread, and don't tell me the Space Lobsters use 105 mm. howitzers and tanks and pillboxes. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Ever since waltero explained to me that the whole war was a formality because God was going to make the Axis lose no matter what, I've kind of lost interest. Obviously no campaigns or battles made the slightest difference at all. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D :D

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by _Axe_:
Takes one to know one. :mad: :mad: :mad: *clap, clap, clap* Well played. I can tell you were a cunning verbal combatant on the Grade 2 playground. Do you still drop by the local elementary school to keep your jousting in form? </font>[/QUOTE]He doesn't go there anymore after little Konrad Kannuckelberger kicked him in the crotch.


OHHHHHH, and guess who is at home, ruling today? YYYYYYYEEEHHHHHHHHAAAAA! Mountain biking and beer are the orders for today!

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
He doesn't go there anymore after little Konrad Kannuckelberger kicked him in the crotch. Hmmm, you're more likely to find a Konrad Kannuckelberger in my neck of the woods, probably in Kitchener (or Berlin, as it was known 2 late unpleasantnesses ago).

Up Barrie way a shakily scribbled X is about the most noble name they can aspire to.

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:

OHHHHHH, and guess who is at home, ruling today? YYYYYYYEEEHHHHHHHHAAAAA! Mountain biking and beer are the orders for today!Please do us all a huge favor and drink the beer first, then go mountain biking. Reversing the order just won't give you - and us - the same great experience. :D :D

[Watson &amp; Crick]

If I could repeatedly smack that sloped-cranium of yours with a 2x4 i *WOULD* be doing everyone a favor. :mad:

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Fer the love of fruit, we are in danger of slipping off the front page. Get yer beers, send yer turns and post sumfink. :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
Fer the love of fruit, we are in danger of slipping off the front page. Get yer beers, send yer turns and post sumfink. :mad: It's hard to keep it on the first page when every freak comes crawling out of the woodwork to announce their grand idea for CMx2.

I can't believe that no one has mentioned the need for a greater variety of bird sounds.

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
Fer the love of fruit, we are in danger of slipping off the front page. Get yer beers, send yer turns and post sumfink. :mad: It's hard to keep it on the first page when every freak comes crawling out of the woodwork to announce their grand idea for CMx2.

I can't believe that no one has mentioned the need for a greater variety of bird sounds. </font>[/QUOTE]A few of these idjits are going to get carpal tunnel syndrome if they keep this up. We can only hope... :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

The CWT. Which crawled through a river of sh*tty threads and came out angryolized on the other side. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

Food poisoning. :mad: :mad:

Duff Gardens......hurrah!! (http://www.fortunecity.com/lavendar/diaz/222/duffgardens.wav)

[Wallybob]

Mmmm. Barbeque and Beer.

[PseudoSimonds]

Mmmmm. Rain.

[Wallybob]

Mmmmm, bump. Almost to page 2. Venemous Molten Slathers of TNT to you all. And Katerina

[PseudoSimonds]

Where is ya maggots? W&C is no doubt still curled up in the fetal position after my recent crushing victory, mumbling to himself <font size=1>'needed more time ... needed more time, yes, ... more time...'</font>

BWWAHAHAA!! :mad: :mad:

[**YK2**]

*fart*

[Soddball]

I'm busy playing Urbane Dead. It's a hoot.

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by Soddball:
I'm busy playing Urbane Dead. It's a hoot. Me too but I've already accessed the server too many times today. :mad:

*sniff* *sniff* Anyone smell some Eau de Peng?

[Soddball]

It's almost tempting to cough up the cash to play it more, isn't it?

[PseudoSimonds]

True. Especially when you log on and see a lonely little Z outside, ripe for the hacking. :mad:

[_Axe_]

*retch*

Almost recovered.

:mad: :mad: :mad:

That restaurant's manager has a boot to the arse coming tomorrow.

[PseudoSimonds]

<font size=1>What the deuce! My plan has failed! That restaurant's manager has a boot to the arse coming tomorrow.</font>

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by Soddball:
I'm busy playing Urbane Dead. It's a hoot. Me too.. although I'm playing Urban Dead... which is why I keep *farting*

Must be all those brains I'm chomping on..

*Parp*

Ohhh scuse me.. :mad:

[_Axe_]

Bamp.

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
<font size=1>What the deuce! My plan has failed! That restaurant's manager has a boot to the arse coming tomorrow.</font> :mad: :mad: :mad: :D :mad:

[Dave H]

<font size=5 font color=orange>Good Monday Afternoon, maggots!!</font>

Okay, we've got Axe suffering from food poisoning, Soddball fascinated with acting like a zombie - there's a real stretch, YK2 so infatuated she wanders in here, Pseudo playing like he's Soddball, Wallybob ducking a hurricane, gas prices headed for a dollar a quart, and me with a bit of time on my hands. So let's talk about Australians and suicide (two subjects that seem very right together).

I just saw a statistic that every year 1% of Australians attempt suicide, with a 1 to 5 percent success rate. Why are Australians so keen on killing themselves, and why are they so incredibly inept at it?

Does the whole suicide thing have something to do with having New Zealanders and the penguins in Antarctica for neighbors? Look at us, we have to put up with Mexicans and Canadians for neighbors and we tolerate them much better.

Only about .01% of Americans attempt suicide each year. When Americans try it, though, they tend to be much better at it than the Aussies. About 11 percent are successful each year. Just some food for thought. I'll be curious to see if Mace has any input on this cultural phenomenon. :confused: :confused:

[PseudoSimonds]

My, what a cheery topic! Reminds me of Grade 12 French class where we were supposed to create a magazine in French. Ours was Suicide Monthly (I think Hemingway was on the cover). Looking back, I can't believe the teacher didn't even say anything.

[Mace]

Originally posted by Dave H:
I'll be curious to see if Mace has any input on this cultural phenomenon.*shuffles analysis papers, then studies them*

Yes DaveH, that problem does seem to be quite prevalent. In particular, for some unknown reason the suicide rate amongst my neighbours is far far higher than the national rate.

I did suggest a series of exit surveys, but we never seem to get any returns.

but the real reason?
from some Commonwealth Government website:
Rates of self-harm and attempted suicide are difficult to compare internationally because of the definitional and reporting problems outlined in the earlier section on this topic

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Mace:
(snip)
but the real reason?
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />from some Commonwealth Government website:
Rates of self-harm and attempted suicide are difficult to compare internationally because of the definitional and reporting problems outlined in the earlier section on this topic</font>[/QUOTE]Mace, you came through like a champ. Nothing like a bit of official double talk to make problems go away. My concern was that the statistics completely overlooked playing footie as a way of committing suicide. Clearly it's the Aussie equivalent of American extreme sports. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D :D

Bad news from Katrina - the US Department of Agriculture's National Finance Center (http://www.opm.gov/cfc/opmmemos/2005/2005-6nfc.asp) is in New Orleans. The link shows all of the federal agencies paid through the NFC - just about everybody outside the Department of Defense. Fortunately my direct deposit was made last night. The nfc.usda.gov web site seems to be down right now, though. I hope the whole place is up and running again in two weeks. :eek: :eek: :D

[imported_mike_the_wino2]

No turns out....and my illness wasn't caused by food. What a weak sack of poo, Axe. Can't drink yerself sick like the rest of us?

Turns out tonight as I won't be drinking and therefore will have plenty of time on my hands.

[Wallybob]

Power's back up here now, and thank God we missed the brunt of the storm!

[PseudoSimonds]

Good to hear. I think we catch the remaining couple of raindrops from the hurricane some time tomorrow.

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Wallybob:
Power's back up here now, and thank God we missed the brunt of the storm!It's good to know that even with the untimely demise of the late lamented Jim Boggs there's still going to be somebody deserving in the path of hurricanes. Glad you missed out on the storm surge and multiple tornados. With any luck maybe some of your students fared much worse than you. :D :D

[Wallybob]

Thanks. There are still one whole bunch of folks much worse off than we. My prayers go out to them. In the Birmingham Metro area, there are about 50,000 people still without power, down from a peak of around 200K. Mobile and Western Alabama took a pretty good hit, let alone Mississippi and Louisiana.

The peak power hits were:
Birmingham 226,202
Mobile 198,221
Tuscaloosa 148, 920
Anniston 41,585
Montgomery 19, 512
Euafaula 214
according to Alabama Power.

My students...well there are still Venemous slathers of TNT, right?

[Wallybob]

Well, no skool tomorrow. Still too many without power. Hmmm. I get to sleep late. If'n I were the Governor of Louisiana, I would order the National Guard types to open up on looters. Belt-fed machine guns, grazing fire. I guess that's why I'm not a Governor. Too little sympathy for A@#holes.

Say a prayer for all of them, they need it, and it couldn't hurt you at all.

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Wallybob:
Say a prayer for all of them, they need it, and it couldn't hurt you at all.You're right. One day of horrific weather has turned part of the Gulf Coast into a third world nation. A week ago these people were griping about gas prices for their pickup trucks, and today they have no home, no job, no food, no water, no place to go, no nothing. My concern is with the usual heat and humidity cranking up again, all of the polluted standing water will cause outbreaks of disease. :( :(

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by Wallybob:
Well, no skool tomorrow. Still too many without power. Hmmm. I get to sleep late. If'n I were the Governor of Louisiana, I would order the National Guard types to open up on looters. Belt-fed machine guns, grazing fire. I guess that's why I'm not a Governor. Too little sympathy for A@#holes.
Aye, it takes a special kind of lowlife to steal from people who've already lost everything. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Sergei]

Think of it this way: how do you know that the looters haven't lost everything themselves, and now want to share the burden with others? And if you have enough stuff to be looted, you certainly haven't lost everything.

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by Sergei:
Think of it this way: how do you know that the looters haven't lost everything themselves, and now want to share the burden with others? And if you have enough stuff to be looted, you certainly haven't lost everything. My mistake. Loot all you want. In fact, I'm sure there's a special place in Heaven for looters. Not quite Saints but pretty close.

[Dave H]

Originally posted by Sergei:
(snip)...if you have enough stuff to be looted, you certainly haven't lost everything.Don't try confusing us with logic! :D :D

I wonder if this may be the event that bursts the US housing bubble. There's an awful lot of residential and commercial property that has suddenly become worthless, and a lot of mortgage payers who have suddenly lost the means to pay. Katrina may continue to affect the financial markets for years. :eek: :eek:

[imported_mike_the_wino2]

Originally posted by Dave H:
I wonder if this may be the event that bursts the US housing bubble.I was doing a lot of driving last weekend, getting from place to place for my buddy's wedding (and other related bits) and some talk show schlubs were talking about the 'real estate bubble'. One of those grab-asstic, seal-shagging maggots actually claimed that the whole 'bubble' concept was a myth being promoted by stock brokers to get people back into the stock market. The other two yokels chimed in, agreeing wholeheartedly. {sigh}
I could hear the tinfoil hat crinkling over the radio.

I lied...I did go out drinking last night. Bless my restaurantie friends who provide me with booze. :D

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by mike_the_wino2:
I lied...I did go out drinking last night. Bless my restaurantie friends who provide me with booze. :D Maggot! :mad:

[Sergei]

Originally posted by Dave H:
I wonder if this may be the event that bursts the US housing bubble. There's an awful lot of residential and commercial property that has suddenly become worthless, and a lot of mortgage payers who have suddenly lost the means to pay. Katrina may continue to affect the financial markets for years. :eek: :eek: Oh, come on! That's what hurricane insurances are for. What, all of you don't have one yet?

[Jaska.]

:mad:

[_Axe_]

Those papers must be extra heavy, what with all the bad news around the world this week.

[Jaska.]

I'm off-duty now, my job contract ended last week. I'll be moving to the new apartment on Friday. I don't know when I'll be getting my internet connection there, so turns will be further delayed. :mad:

It seems there are no news at all but bad news. :mad: :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

Eep. Almost off the first page! :mad: :mad:

Gamey updates:

*cricket chirping*

[_Axe_]

"Shoot the looters."

All I hear in my head when I say that line is The Smiths' "Hang the DJ."

[Dave H]

Originally posted by _Axe_:
"Shoot the looters."My thoughts on that subject: "Oh look, here are some precious human beings who miraculously survived the storm. Quick, somebody shoot them."

Inspector Javert has a lot of imitators. :( :(

[Soddball]

Originally posted by Dave H:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by _Axe_:
"Shoot the looters."My thoughts on that subject: "Oh look, here are some precious human beings who miraculously survived the storm. Quick, somebody shoot them."

Inspector Javert has a lot of imitators. :( :( </font>[/QUOTE]Anyone who thinks a plasma screen and 30 pairs of Nikes is 'fair game' needs shooting. And I think you should be shot first, looting or no looting.

Being British, I don't have a gun, so if you could shoot yourself, I'd appreciate it.

[PseudoSimonds]

"Oh look, here I miraculously survived the storm. Quick, I need a 50" HDTV and a truckload of Heineken."

[Sergei]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
"Oh look, here I miraculously survived the storm. Quick, I need a 50" HDTV and a truckload of Heineken." Those types are simply religious fundamentalists who take this as a symptom of Apocalypse and want to spend the last days of their lives happily drunk watching tv (it could be a sin, but they reckon at this point the Celestial Bookkeeping Office is too busy to bother with the shiny white lambs any more and concentrate on the fate of the gray ones).

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Sergei:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
"Oh look, here I miraculously survived the storm. Quick, I need a 50" HDTV and a truckload of Heineken." Those types are simply religious fundamentalists who take this as a symptom of Apocalypse and want to spend the last days of their lives happily drunk watching tv (it could be a sin, but they reckon at this point the Celestial Bookkeeping Office is too busy to bother with the shiny white lambs any more and concentrate on the fate of the gray ones). </font>[/QUOTE]Bluesteel, is that you?

[Zalgiris 1410]

Originally posted by _Axe_:
"Shoot the looters."

All I hear in my head when I say that line is The Smiths' "Hang the DJ." Is having The Smiths' "Hang the DJ" in your head a good or a bad thing? :confused:

Everytime I hear "Shoot the looters", what gets on my mind is Herodotus' story of the conversation between Croesus and Cyrus.

After the Solon episode and Cyrus sparing his life, Croesus, observing the Persian soldiers plunddering Lydia asks Cyrus what they are doing. Cyrus replied that they are plunddering your city and riches, to which Croesus retorts that its not mine but your city and riches...

BTW what's that dry levee song, you know the one that has the line "the day the music died"? Oh I've got it American Pie, that's the song resounding in my head watching cable news. (The origional version, definately not the atrocious Madonna one.) ;)

[ September 02, 2005, 07:47 PM: Message edited by: Zalgiris 1410 ]

[Wallybob]

Grazing fire. Give'm a warning burst first.

[Dave H]

Always good to hear from all of you "shoot the looters" types. This situation is so blatantly racial, so hypocritical that it's already found its way to Snopes.com. Check out the two photos and the captions. Black people loot, white people find. (http://www.snopes.com/photos/katrina/looters.asp)

As far as somebody taking a TV, that person is too uneducated or ignorant to understand how serious the circumstances were. Apparently he or she planned to sit back and wait for the electricity to come back on to catch the next mind-numbing episode of "American Idol". If it makes you feel any better, maybe by now they've drowned inside their home like so many others did, or died of exposure after being "rescued" and flown to an overpass to await transportation that didn't come.

I watched a report last night showing crews starting to clean up the belongings left behind by the refugees outside the Superdome while a few blocks away human bodies are still floating in the streets. It's interesting to see exactly what the priorities of the disaster effort really are - protecting replaceable property first.

[PseudoSimonds]

You sure know how to lighten the mood. Are you sure you don't want to join Gyrene's forum? Most of your posts belong there anyway. tongue.gif :D

[Soddball]

Take yer politics out of here, Dave, and to Gyrene's forum where it belongs. This is a maggot stomping thread.

[Dave H]

<font size=5 font color=blue>Happy Labor Day Eve, Cheery Waffles!!</font>

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
You sure know how to lighten the mood. Are you sure you don't want to join Gyrene's forum? Most of your posts belong there anyway. Originally posted by Soddball:
Take yer politics out of here, Dave, and to Gyrene's forum where it belongs. This is a maggot stomping thread.<font size=5 font color=red>Well, excuuuuuuuuuse meeeee!!!</font> :eek: :eek:

There have never been any rules in the Cheery Waffle Thread. EVER! Have you two dear boys taken it upon your useless selves to suddenly limit what I'm allowed to post here? I don't recall seeing any list of rules around here. Why don't I ever receive the memo? :mad: :mad: :mad:

Anyway, it appears to me that most of the CM maggot stomping fizzled out around here a long time ago. I'm really afraid some of you have been holding your breath for so long waiting for CMX2 that you've suffered serious brain damage. Breathe, boys, breathe!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Wallybob]

Gotta admit, the only rule was that Goodale had to post here, to avoid unnecessary trauma to others.

Angryolized Molten Slathers of Undigestible TNT to you Dave, and send me a setup, you Penguin-esque Maggot Dropping :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Wallybob]

Feh. All of you are worthless piles of dung-drops. I find you are all worth less than piles of dung, dropped by worthless rodents and slime-creatures. 6 PBEM's and only 1 bothered to send turns back.

No_one is poo.
Thermopylae is a Woo-Poo, from Hudson High
Ace is Smegma.
Prinz Eugen is Sunk.
MTW is simply a front for Australian Table Wines with a phrase, and the phrase is "Beware."
Wasted in the Crick at least sent venom my way. I still despise him, but at least in an honest way.

I hate you more than I hate my students. They at least have creative excuses like "My Mom died", or "But I had surgery", or somefink else.

Go and puke into a large bucket, and give it to your wife/husband/pet as a refreshing snack.

(edited to mention the most deserving of a pile of undeserving hot, moist, ripe crapulence.)

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Dave H:
Anyway, it appears to me that most of the CM maggot stomping fizzled out around here a long time ago. It will return once CMX2 appears. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Watson &amp; Crick]

:mad: GGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH! :mad:

My parents have just left after a week-long visit. Although I no longer have to be nice and a good host, I have to return to work. So I am back to my cranky cantankerous self. Later today and/or tomorrow, new-setups will be sent to anti-Mike the Wino, Willy Nilly Vanilli, and Pseudo-nerd. The rest of you monkey- spanking, non-CM playing, gorgon-shaggers can rot. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

Make it so, maggot! :mad:

[imported_mike_the_wino2]

Apathy and sloth are the watch words of my life. Combat Mission is but a dry, empty vessel that entices me not, it no longer whispers it's sweet lullaby to soothe my soul. Even the angryolized, molten TNT fails to stir my loins.

In short, the nipples of Mother Hope have run dry.
{sigh}

[Wallybob]

MTW, you is just wrong. Fergit your wine stuff, and suck on the nipple of a bottle of good whiskey, you'll feel better. In fact, after a while you'll feel invincible. I'm sorry your Mom (Hope) has gone all old on you, but it must have been bound to happen. I'd have thunk you came from LA (Lower Alabama) for still being that intimate with your Mom. Sick, man, sick. You just ain't right. Next thing ya know, you'll be saying your Uncle-Daddy is askin' about your daughters. What you need is a good ass-whuppin. As the PBEM we have is by all accounts crapulence, I'll send you a new setup.

[Mike]

Originally posted by mike_the_wino2:
Apathy and sloth are the watch words of my life. Tell it to someone who has the energy to care!

[Wallybob]

Snap out of it, man! Be a man, not a Penguin.

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Only one set-up sent out tonight to Kiwi mike. Wally, it HAD to be a 10 million pointer from Rune???? Crimes should be comitted against manatees, REPEATEDLY :mad: You'll have to wait till Thursday for me figure out a) what troops I have and xyz) where the fark I'm s'posed to set-up them up so I can kill you properly.

And no, Pseudo I did not forget aboot you. With the farking scenario depot web site deletion disaster I will have to find another palace of pain. *sigh* That site rocked.

[J. J.]

(sound of door creaking open)

Hello maggots. It's me...the resident "I have nothing to contribute so I guess I will stalk the Cheery Waffle thread" guy.

I live in central Mississippi near our capital (that's Jackson for all of you slope headed ninnies who are still living in your parents spare bedroom). We are slowly getting our stride again now that we have some gas in our tanks. Just wanted to let you know that this lame (like Axe), pointless (live Dave), and often incomprehensible (like Prince Eugen) thread has made me laugh quite a bit since last week. I (regretfully :mad: ) have to thank all of you piss-filled hooligans for contributing in ways your obviously small little minds can not begin to conceive.

As a state we have a loooooong way to go yet. While we Mississippians may be poorer than most other states, we are an incredibly resiliant and resourceful people. Our faith is only matched by our drive to rebuild. It's gonna take a lot of time, heartache and money...but we'll be all right.

Now...that being said, please send us all of your maggoty-laced, putrid smelling cash so we can get 90,000 square miles of our state rebuilt! :mad: :mad: :mad:

And if Canadians are actually using paper money now for legitimate transactions instead of sun-dried moose paddies, we will even be glad to get some of that as we are running low on toilet paper down here. :mad:

So, a hearty thank you and and please...sincerely....kiss both of my moldy, flake encrusted, pimple scarred butt cheeks.

:mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by J. J.:
And if Canadians are actually using paper money now for legitimate transactions instead of sun-dried moose paddies, we will even be glad to get some of that as we are running low on toilet paper down here. :mad: http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:3llaObla7cgJ:www.unb.ca/isao/ishandbook_files/2proof.gif

Don't Squeeze the Tooney!

[J. J.]

What the hell is that? A bottlecap off of some bottled Canadian swill? :mad: :mad:

[imported_mike_the_wino2]

Originally posted by J. J.:
Now...that being said, please send us all of your maggoty-laced, putrid smelling cash so we can get 90,000 square miles of our state rebuilt! Rebuild?!?!?! Seriously, don't you feckin' homers realize you live in a swamp? God is telling you that you live in the wrong place. Hurricane survivor my spotted ass....I hope the next one gets you.

This is a perfect opportunity for you Miss-a-slappians to re-locate...preferably to Canada. Even you backwoods, gator-humping, inbred maggots would improve the breeding stock in Canada...prolly the only place in the universe more bass-ackwards than yerselves.

Seize the day, you sackless pile. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by mike_the_wino2:
This is a perfect opportunity for you Miss-a-slappians to re-locate...preferably to Canada. Even you backwoods, gator-humping, inbred maggots would improve the breeding stock in Canada...prolly the only place in the universe more bass-ackwards than yerselves. We don't need any more leeches, thanks. We've already got Quebec. :mad:

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by mike_the_wino2:
This is a perfect opportunity for you Miss-a-slappians to re-locate...preferably to Canada. Even you backwoods, gator-humping, inbred maggots would improve the breeding stock in Canada...prolly the only place in the universe more bass-ackwards than yerselves. We don't need any more leeches, thanks. We've already got Quebec. :mad: </font>[/QUOTE]And university students. :mad: :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

:D Ouch!

[imported_mike_the_wino2]

Aren't they one and the same?

[Wallybob]

1) MT(Ignorant)W, most of Mississippi ain't no swamp. Backwards, yes, but not a swamp.
2) It keeps Alabama from being #50 in everything.
3) It is a fairy tale, used to keep little children quiet. "Johnny, you be good, or I'll send you to Mississippi!"
4) it is where Alabama seems to send most of it's drunk drivers, 'cause that's all I have seen there.
5) How can you tell when two Mississippians get married? There is tobacco spit down both sides of the pickup truck.

I think you need a PBEM, JJ (Dyno-Mite) man.
And I am just the Maggot to send it to ya.


AAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHH.

[_Axe_]

Now, THAT'S funny!

[Wallybob]

No, that is the truth, which will set you free.
What does a Mississippi girl say after having sex?
"Git off me Daddy, you is crushin' my Malbroughs".

[_Axe_]

Jack-a-napes, lolligaggers, noodleheads!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by _Axe_:
Jack-a-napes, lolligaggers, noodleheads!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Thesaurus listings under 'Ballantyne'?

[_Axe_]

Back to leeching off society, you. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

D'accord.

[_Axe_]

That's more like it. :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

I love the smell of your tax dollars in the morning.

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Wally, that scenario you picked is
a) from Rune
b) from Rune
c) from Rune
d) 90 + turns long
e) 10 gazillion points
f) from Rune

Can you we play something not so enormous that we can finish before cmx995: Return of the Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathic Maggots? :mad:

[mike_the_wino]

Hey W&C, stop whining like a school girl and take your medicine.

Wallybob finish the game we started or surrender...or play both at once, you skirt-wearing peach.

Psuedo, you are Canadian and therefore get the dregs...no turn for you last night.

[Mace]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
I love the smell of tax dollars in the morning. Yeh it is nice.

However the highlite is raising the expectations of assistance to members of the public, only to dash it by telling them they have to complete in Swahili a phone-book size application form.

Of course, any error made invalidates the application, and requires them to redo the application along with a 'I made an error' form.

I love that! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

Alright, I am starting to play CMBB again with the caveat I get to choose the scenario. I have room for two games.

The two games I left hanging are, well, going to hang. No whining, please, it's unseemly. Sergei, sorry we didn't finish. It's not from a lack of liking your scenario, I think it's great.

So, that being said, who's up for some pain? :mad:

[Sergei]

Graah, as if! :mad: If you couldn't finish the first battle last time, how on Tellus should one expect you to do so now? :mad: :mad: :mad:

And, I'm spending the next week in Czech and Poland, so no turns out for a bit of time!!! :mad:

P.S. In Czech Republic, a pint of beer is about 50 times cheaper than in Finland, and an exchange liver 10 times cheaper! :cool:

[rune]

So for these reasons alone, you want to play it?

Rune


Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
Wally, that scenario you picked is
a) from Rune
b) from Rune
c) from Rune
d) 90 + turns long
e) 10 gazillion points
f) from Rune

Can you we play something not so enormous that we can finish before cmx995: Return of the Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathic Maggots? :mad:

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by rune:
So for these reasons alone, you want to play it?

Rune
:mad: Rune, IF you have somefink less than 10,000 points and 90+ turns that I have not played, then send it to me.

MTW, you are a hypocritical non-turn sending, perpetually hung-over lout. I dream of the day that you and your home

http://www.channel4.com/4car/media/features/2005/wacky-rallies/03-large/Abandoned-car.jpg

are towed away and dispensed of properly.


http://www.cooksville.com/images/crusher.jpg

http://www.cooksville.com/images/scrap.jpg

[imported_mike_the_wino2]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
MTW, you are a...non-turn sending,...editted to remove liesI don't send you turns cuz WE DON'T HAVE A FECKIN' PBEM GOING NOW....at least I don't have any files that have any of your known alias i.e. Maggot, sackless, Bitch-lips, etc.

[_Axe_]

Don't speak up all at once, you bunch of wankers. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

Oh, you were being serious? In that case, send away. We'll make it a race between finishing the game, getting CMx2 screenshots, and me getting the next turn from mtw. :mad: :mad:

[Wallybob]

Originally posted by mike_the_wino:
.

Wallybob finish the game we started or surrender...or play both at once, you skirt-wearing peach.

If'n you'll send me the next turn, I sure will.

[Wallybob]

Hey, Wasted Crick, if'n you don't like the setup, you send me one that meets all your effete needs.

Feh.

[Sergei]

Originally posted by _Axe_:
Sergei, sorry we didn't finish. It's not from a lack of liking your scenario, I think it's great.Maybe you could hand your password to some unsuspecting maggot who might be able to continue the testing with me? I'd hate to start being slaughtered again from the beginning. Yes? Great.

Anyone here up for the bidding? It's a huge Soviet attack operation, with 4 turns left of the first battle, and 4 more battles (each 25 turns sharp) left - but we don't need to play all of them, this is a test game and it might prove to be over before that. You'll get megatons of Red tanks, regiments of artillery and quite a horde of Guards infantry.

So what do you say, you gentlemaggots? :mad:

[mike_the_wino]

Fook the Red Horde. Those twats break and run like a girls soccer team....or Sodball going for a pint.

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by Wallybob:
Hey, Wasted Crick, if'n you don't like the setup, you send me one that meets all your effete needs.

Feh. Check your in box. Let me know if this is unsuitable.

[_Axe_]

Blech. Send me my turn Pseudo!!

Sheesh, these non-turn sending wankers are a pain in the arse. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Watson &amp; Crick]

:rolleyes: And this is coming from the guy whose turns were absentee for weeks, before declaring "I'm a nancy-boy and cannot play CM anymore"? :rolleyes:

So are you knee-deep in snow yet? :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
So are you knee-deep in snow yet? :mad: I'm pretty sure he's constantly fighting the snow drifts in his noggin. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Are you maggots writhing with scissors again???? We almost slipped off the front page.

[PseudoSimonds]

I'm very busy. I think I actually have to go to school tomorrow.

[Watson &amp; Crick]

:mad: :rolleyes: Oh, the agony. :rolleyes: :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

I know. 4.5 hours of lectures!! That just ain't right.

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
I know. 4.5 hours of lectures!! That just ain't right. And you probably have the rest of the week watching TV and eating twinkies. :mad:

[mike_the_wino]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
I know. 4.5 hours of lectures!! That just ain't right. And you probably have the rest of the week watching TV and eating twinkies. </font>[/QUOTE]And that bit that makes his hands into wintery, furry mitts. :eek:

[PseudoSimonds]

*bump* due to excessive amount of stupid threads. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
*bump* due to excessive amount of stupid threads. :mad: :mad: :mad: *bump* due to excessive amount of stupid posts. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

Grrrr.

*rakes tin cup across prison bars*

Screenshots!!! Screenshots!!! Screenshots!!! Screenshots!!! Screenshots!!! Screenshots!!!

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

I got in an argument today. Which was the better Toto song, 'Africa' or 'Rosanna'?

Answer correctly or I will tase you. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

And on a related topic, which was the better Tool song from Undertow, 'Sober' or 'Prison Sex'?

I would suspect mike_the_wino would have expertise in the latter, rather than the former.

:mad: :mad: :mad:

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by _Axe_:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
*bump* due to excessive amount of stupid threads. :mad: :mad: :mad: *bump* due to excessive amount of stupid posts. :mad: :mad: :mad: </font>[/QUOTE]Hey, follow your own advice maggot.

I got in an argument today. Which was the better Toto song, 'Africa' or 'Rosanna'?

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by _Axe_:
I got in an argument today. Which was the better Toto song, 'Africa' or 'Rosanna'?
It's good to know that CAA is taking care of all the important issues. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Abbott]

Lawn Maggot!

[imported_mike_the_wino2]

Originally posted by _Axe_:
I got in an argument today. Which was the better Toto song, 'Africa' or 'Rosanna'? Did you hit your foe with your purse because he was a big meanie?

BTW, Toto can lick my sack. :mad: :mad:

And what is this 'Sober' of which you speak?

[_Axe_]

This forum makes baby Jesus weep. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[imported_no_one]

:mad:

[_Axe_]

It is my duty to inform you Snarker has been eaten by a bear.

Officials tracked and captured the animal.

It was given a medal.

[Wallybob]

Oh dear. Did the poor thing need an enema, like Nawlins?

Poor taste, but it is an occupational hazzard.

[_Axe_]

http://www.diolar.com/images/sig_gas_prices.jpg

[Mace]

Originally posted by _Axe_:
I got in an argument today. Which was the better Toto song, 'Africa' or 'Rosanna'?

Answer correctly or I will tase you. :mad: :mad: :mad: That's sort of like: Which one's the better of the two: poo or feces? :mad:

Answer: Neither. They both stink to High heaven (and so do those two songs).

[Noba]

Originally posted by Mace:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by _Axe_:
I got in an argument today. Which was the better Toto song, 'Africa' or 'Rosanna'?

Answer correctly or I will tase you. :mad: :mad: :mad: That's sort of like: Which one's the better of the two: poo or feces? :mad:

Answer: Neither. They both stink to High heaven (and so do those two songs). </font>[/QUOTE]MACE !. <font size=+2>MACE!</font>

Get back inside, you know your not allowed to play with the poor children. Come on, quickly now. You never know where they've been. Now I will have to give you a good scrubbing.

Noba.

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by Noba:
Now I will have to give you a good scrubbing.
The ulterior motive is revealed.

[Noba]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:
Now I will have to give you a good scrubbing.
The ulterior motive is revealed. </font>[/QUOTE]It will be interior if he keeps saying those rude words and I have to wash his mouth out. Again.

Noba.

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by _Axe_:
It is my duty to inform you Snarker has been eaten by a bear.

Officials tracked and captured the animal.

It was given a medal. After extensive questioning, it was revealed the bear was the same one that stalked Icelandic pixie Bjork in her Human Behavior video.

http://www3.sympatico.ca/jasonballantyne/snarker_bear.jpg

Thankfully it didn't eat her.

[_Axe_]

Children of the Grave or Sabbath Bloody Sabbath?

[Mace]

GHGHGHAGHAGH GAHGAHGAHGAHGAH GAHGAHGAHGAHGAH

Sabbath bloody sabbath!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
Nothing more to do
Living just for dying
Dying just for you

GHGAHGAHGAHGAHG GHGAHGHAGHAGHAGA GHGAHGHAGHAGA :mad: :mad: :mad:

[ September 16, 2005, 03:53 PM: Message edited by: Mace ]

[_Axe_]

Fairies Wear Boots* or N.I.B.?


*Mace's favourite footwear.

[Soddball]

Puftahs. :mad:

[_Axe_]

Words fail me. (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/outofsight.html) :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Mace]

Originally posted by _Axe_:
Fairies Wear Boots* or N.I.B.?I'm still playing Sabbath Bloody Sabbath!

Glamour trip so soon to slip
Easy come but oh how quick it goes
Ten foot tall but what to fall
Hard to open yet so easy to close
Front page news but so abused
You just want to hide yourself away
Over-paid, but soon you fade
Because you're only looking for today
Looking for today

Fairy boots indeed! *HARUMPH*

[Mace]

Originally posted by _Axe_:
Words fail me. (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/outofsight.html) :mad: :mad: :mad: And the world celebrates as Axe is left speechless.

Perhaps, the world wonders, this will be a permanent condition?!

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by _Axe_:
Words fail me. (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/outofsight.html) :mad: :mad: :mad: Yikes. Something more horrible than the Safety Dance.

And the video he posted was pretty bad too.

:mad:

[Wallybob]

Gawd. That truly sucked.

Axe, You is sick.

[Watson &amp; Crick]

When are you hosers and posers going to send me a turn?

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
When are you hosers and posers going to send me a turn? How about now?

[Mace]

*swings in hanging on a rope, with parrot on one shoulder, and cutless firmly held in his teeth*

Avast yeh scurvey lo.... Ahhhhhhrrr.....HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

By Davie Jones' locker, that hurt!!! :mad:

*tugs at cutless wedged firmly in his gums*

I be thinking I should be hafin' the sharp bit facin' out!!!

*sheaves cutlass*

Now, ya lo' of lan' lubbers, where's me plunder of silva' dubloons?

Arrrrrrrhhh?!

[_Axe_]

AAARRARR R AR ARARARARARRA RARAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHAAA RRRRRAARARAHHH HAHHARHAHRHRAHRAHRRR!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

Avast you scurvy losers! I be taking my vacation for the next fortnight.

AAARRARR R AR ARARARARARRA RARAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHAAA RRRRRAARARAHHH HAHHARHAHRHRAHRAHRRR!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Soddball]

ARARARHAHGRHGHHHH!!!! We'll miss you like a hole in the head. :mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

Who be saying I am going anywhere? I shall torment you like a nor'-easter before sending you to the briny depths. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

Tormenting me with a turn would be a good start. :mad: :mad:

[imported_no_one]

Hey Womanly & Consenting,give me a game,you Maggot.I will send you some turns :shakes fist: :mad: :mad:


Wallyboob,

Are you sure you aren't the AI?LMAO!!! :mad:

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by no_one:
Hey Womanly & Consenting,give me a game,you Maggot.I will send you some turns :shakes fist: :mad: :mad:


Wallyboob,

Are you sure you aren't the AI?LMAO!!! :mad: :mad: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGG GGG! :mad:

I ain't a woman and I sure the hell ain't consenting with the likes of you! Find something that is a combined arms battle. All infantry bores me. I'll try to send a turn or two this week.

Saturday, I'm off to D.C. for a well-timed vacation AND something big. I'm a candidate for FEMA director. Dealing with all the natural and unnatural disasters that you maggots have spawned has put me on the short list. I am also well-qualified at doing nothing, something the previous director did well. I can spend billions of dollars quite well too. Liquor, lap dances (from Pseudo and Mace) and lottery tickets for all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WooT w00t! W :mad: :mad: T!

[imported_no_one]

I'll try to send a turn or two this week.

Saturday, I'm off to D.C. for a well-timed vacation........WooT w00t! W :mad: :mad: T!RGRGGAHGRGRGHAHHGRGRHAHHGRg :mad:

Just my luck!I'll get one to ya tomorrow.

[Snarker]

Maggots. You lot make me ill!

I miss you - like a slithering Kraut misses having his limbs severed by MasterGoodFeel
:mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

That's fine. Now you may leave again. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Snarker]

:mad: :mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

So the bear couldn't stomach you?

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by Snarker:
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: You owe me a turn! :mad:

[_Axe_]

Gone until Friday afternoon. :mad:

Losers. :mad:

[Sergei]

Hey Axe you worthless meatloaf :mad: did you notice when I asked if you'd let some other, errrh, 'volunteer' to carry on from where you left in our game? If I find an opponent, will you tell him your password?

Huh?

[imported_mike_the_wino2]

I owe everyone turns but as I wouldn't piss on any of you, even if you were on fire, I don't feel particularly bad.

Not one bit, nary a qualm.

[ September 21, 2005, 10:49 AM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino2 ]

[Wallybob]

That is good, MTW, but you need to introduce more angryolized Molten TNT into your pathos rant. The audience here expects it.

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by Wallybob:
That is good, MTW, but you need to introduce more angryolized Molten TNT into your pathos rant. The audience here expects it. When It comes to MTW, lame-@ss excuses are the norm rather than the exception. :mad:

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by _Axe_:
Gone until Friday afternoon. :mad:

Losers. :mad: I'm hoping he means a far in the future Friday-like 2050. :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

I don't think he can count that high.

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Turnzs be out to all-except to No one. The maggot sent me a scenario with part of my troops without a setup zone, placed on pavement and practically stacked atop each other. :mad: He probably placed a TRP on them too! Not even Rune would create a scenario like that. ****e, I probably gave him an idea. :mad:

[imported_no_one]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
Turnzs be out to all-except to No one. The maggot sent me a scenario with part of my troops without a setup zone, placed on pavement and practically stacked atop each other. :mad: He probably placed a TRP on them too! Not even Rune would create a scenario like that. ****e, I probably gave him an idea. :mad: Until you told me about it,I had no idea of what you had or where.I too,had units that were locked in place and very exposed.I do not,nor never have,cheated in any way.Thanks for wasting my time,and ruining a cool looking scenario by telling me where and how your forces were.This is/was an awfully limp-wristed thing to do considering you are a Waffler :mad:

Sergei,if Axe is ok with it,and if the battle in question is not too large,I will play the rest of the battle with his setup/forces,etc.Let me know.

[imported_no_one]

Upon further investigation,I can confirm that W&C is officially smacktarded.The "units that were lumped together and had no setup zone of their own" could actually be setup damn near anywhere :rolleyes: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Awww c'mon. I was JOKING. I figured that you did not set it up that way and that it was a mistake of the designer. All wafflers accuse everyone of being a gamey cheatin' bastiche. That's part of the fun.

I could be smacktarded. I tried setting those troops up and I could not place them in a setup zone or anyplace else. Anyhoo, if you want to try somefink else, send it my way.


In other gamey news, the perpetual school-boy and I finished a QB with a "draw" according to the computer. I don't quite understand how because he held two major flags whilst I held one minor one
My american troops are attacking Wally's krauts in a big explody, lotso clankie fictional scenario. I am dropping TNT on some stubborn krauts in a trench while he is slaughtering my guys in the woods in another part of the map. Death abounds already and we are only in turn 7, I believe. Only 43 or more turns to go.....


Kiwi Mike is destroying buildings with kraut howitzers and then shelling my fleeing americans with TNT. I hate him and his idea of urban renewal. :mad:

[ September 21, 2005, 06:26 PM: Message edited by: Watson & Crick ]

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
In other gamey news, the perpetual school-boy and I finished a QB with a "draw" according to the computer. I don't quite understand how because he held two major flags whilst I held one minor one'Cause you're a gamey cheating bastiche!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
'Cause you're a gamey cheating bastiche!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Damn right! :mad:

[imported_no_one]

Nary a single turn from nary a single maggot :mad:

[Sergei]

Originally posted by no_one:
Sergei,if Axe is ok with it,and if the battle in question is not too large,I will play the rest of the battle with his setup/forces,etc.Let me know. Great, hopefully he'll come back today.

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Sergei:
Hey Axe you worthless meatloaf :mad: did you notice when I asked if you'd let some other, errrh, 'volunteer' to carry on from where you left in our game? If I find an opponent, will you tell him your password?

Huh? My password is Sergei_blows_goats_:mad:_:mad:_:mad:.

(I'll e-mail it to him.)

[_Axe_]

That is, if he's kind enough to share his e-mail address with me. :mad: :rolleyes:

[_Axe_]

I was in your neck of the woods this week Pseudo. Stratford, St. Jacobs and St. Marys.

I knew I was getting close to you in Waterloo by the stench of uselessness. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Sergei:
[QB] Hey Axe you worthless meatloaf [QB]Mmmmmmmmm, meatloaf.

[imported_no_one]

Originally posted by _Axe_:
That is, if he's kind enough to share his e-mail address with me. :mad: :rolleyes: I can't believe that you don't still have it(cry).Email sent :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by _Axe_:
I was in your neck of the woods this week Pseudo. Stratford, St. Jacobs and St. Marys.

I knew I was getting close to you in Waterloo by the stench of uselessness. :mad: :mad: :mad: St. Jacobs is about 5 minutes from my house.

And I don't think anyone doing a tour of Stratford, St. Jacobs and St. Marys should be deriding the uselessness of others. :mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
St. Jacobs is about 5 minutes from my house. Had I known that, I would have started punching out any men I saw under the age of 30. :mad: :mad:

Do you wear the funny hats too?

http://www.peachcobblersale.org/misc/DSCN0181.JPG

Or perhaps one of these?

http://plainlydressed.bravepages.com/images/pikerbonnet1a.jpg

All I could think of was Homer being an ass with the Amish. :D

[PseudoSimonds]

I think of Weird Al's 'Amish Paradise'.

Every once in a while I see them in the Sobeys where I get my groceries.

[_Axe_]

Do you mash ice cream cones in their faces?

[ September 23, 2005, 02:58 PM: Message edited by: _Axe_ ]

[PseudoSimonds]

Dude, you're so going to get shunned.

[_Axe_]

http://www.galenfrysinger.ws/movies/witness.jpg

Your hands are so...so...calloused.

[Mace]

Originally posted by _Axe_:
Do you mash ice cream cones in their faces? Nah, they do it to him. :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

Don't you have a grain silo to investigate?

[imported_no_one]

Don't you have a turn to send?

[Sergei]

Originally posted by _Axe_:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sergei:
Hey Axe you worthless meatloaf Mmmmmmmmm, meatloaf. </font>[/QUOTE]I knew I was pulling the right strings there... :mad: :D :mad:

[imported_no_one]

Damn it,why won't y'all send turnz????///?//?/ :mad: :mad: It is saturday morning for crying out loud!Don't be act'n like yous well-to-do bastids have to work or sump'n.Pffft!Or,as the AWOL wally bob likes to say, "Feh.".What does that even mean?!?!?!?!?GRGHAHAHGRRGAHAHHRGGRHAHHGRRHAS :mad: :mad: :mad:

Sergei,send the turn!!!!!!

[Sergei]

Jeez! You gotta give a man some time while he is plotting to destroy your T-34's.

[imported_no_one]

Plot all you want.In the mean time,I am going to chuck glorious TNT with them :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Sergei]

Yesh, shure. Just watch out that your tanks don't turn into cheery Zippo's... ooops, too late! :mad:

[imported_no_one]

Well,then...I am going to chuck glorious TNT with the remaining ones tongue.gif :mad:

[imported_no_one]

Holla 187 on the wood dwelling Finns :cool: :mad:

[Sergei]

Get on with the last turn.

[Wallybob]

Feh.

[Wallybob]

...feh...

...slime...


...almost on page 2...


...bump.

[PseudoSimonds]

http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s28/smilies-22266.png

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[imported_no_one]

http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s28/smilies-22314.png


:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Wallybob]

You is stoopid. Bump, grrrr, anger and sech.

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s28/smilies-22266.png

I just got back from two days of training....in Burlington...while still on vacation. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by _Axe_:
I just got back from two days of training....in Burlington...while still on vacation. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Oooolala! Burlington! What could be left in your training? Teaching you to type with all 10 fingers instead of 2?

[_Axe_]

Hardy har har Mr. Tank-knocked-out-and-sitting-there-uselessly.

[Wallybob]

Crappy day. Got up early to take the wife to get her car looked at. Shop didn't open on time (unusual). Almost late for school. She calls later saying the timing belt is kerflooie, and total should be around $600. Nope, it turns out to be around $830. Going to have to dip into the money I had been saving for a new Ural motorcycle. Got home after a workshop that lasted 2 hours to find a jury duty summons in my mail.

Fergit beer, goin' with bourbon.

feh.

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Wallybob:
jury duty summons Show up drunk.

[Wallybob]

And that would be different from any other day in what way?

[PseudoSimonds]

It seems a certain landlord forgot to pay a certain bill required for certain communications required to play certain games in a certain multiplayer mode. So, certain maggoty members of a certain thread will certainly not be getting any turns until next week. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
It seems a certain landlord forgot to pay a certain bill required for certain communications required to play certain games in a certain multiplayer mode. So, certain maggoty members of a certain thread will certainly not be getting any turns until next week. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Ha hahahha hahhahah hahhahahha hahahha hahhah hheeeeeeee!!!! :D :D

[_Axe_]

"Lost In Hollywood"

[Daron moans a little bit]

I'll wait here,
You're crazy,
Those viscious streets are filled with strays,
You should have never gone to Hollywood.

They find you,
Two time you,
Say you're the best they've ever seen,
You should have never trusted Hollywood.

I wrote you,
And told you,
You were the biggest fish out here,
You should have never gone to Hollywood.

They take you,
And make you,
They look at you in disgusting ways,
You should never trusted Hollywood.

[Serj moans now]

I was standing on the wall,
Feeling ten feet tall,
All you maggots smoking fags on Santa Monica Boulevard,
This is my front page,
This is my new age,
All you bitches put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care.

All you maggots smoking fags out there on Sunset Boulevard.

All you bitches put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care.

Phoney people come to play,
Look at all of them beg to stay,
Phoney people come to pray.

[Serj and Daron Harmonize]

(The lines in the letter said, "We have gone to Hackensack")
Look at all of them beg to stay

Phoney people come to pray.

All you maggots smoking fags on Santa Monica Boulevard,
All you maggots smoking fags out there on Sunset Boulevard.
All you maggots smoking fags out there on Hollywood Boulevard.

You should have never trusted Hollywood.
You should have never gone to Hollywood.

All you bitches put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care.

You should have never trusted Hollywood. http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/rs/2005/games_installer/System_Of_A_Down_11_-_Big_Day_Out_Fest_2005_large.6858936.jpg

[_Axe_]

I'm king of the top of the page!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

http://www.posterplanet.net/pictures/images/Ld1b6.gif

[Mace]

'The higher they are, the further they have to fall'. :mad: :mad:

http://homepage.mac.com/jackimoore/.Pictures/Navy/elrmis.jpg

[ September 30, 2005, 07:35 PM: Message edited by: Mace ]

[_Axe_]

Oh yeah? Take that!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/usa/bomber/b52-bomb.jpg

[_Axe_]

And that!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

http://www.army.mil/fact_files_site/paladin/images/paladin.jpg

[_Axe_]

And that!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

http://www.nationmaster.com/wikimir/images/upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/02/250px-Nuclear_fireball.jpg

[Mace]

pffft! :mad: :mad:

Cop this.
http://www.jedisaber.com/SW/wallpaper/death%20star%20firing.jpg

[imported_no_one]

Mein boot hole! :mad:

Turns out later today :mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Mace:
pffft! :mad: :mad:

Cop this.
http://www.jedisaber.com/SW/wallpaper/death%20star%20firing.jpg Gladly. :mad: :mad: :mad:

http://graphics.ucsd.edu/~wjarosz/images/xwing5.jpg


http://www.theforce.net/swtc/Pix/cards/wide/rotj139.jpg

[_Axe_]

Check....mate. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

Actually, the real loser is the guy who posted a picture from Titanic. :mad: :mad: :mad:

If these school computers had CM I'd send some turns, but they don't so I won't.

[Watson &amp; Crick]

Originally posted by _Axe_:
I'm king of the top of the page!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Atop the page, yes. Too bad you weren't on the Titanic kissing Leonardo DeCrapio as it sank. A perfect ending for both of you. :mad:

I'm back from DC. Turns are out to all except IT which lacks internet service. Can't you construct one of these?

http://www.myloupe.com/disp_thumb_images/485/thumbnail/191812.jpg

[Wallybob]

Feh. Maggots, and slime, and TNT, oh my.

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
I'm back from DC. I thought you would have been right at home in a town founded on a swamp.

[Mace]

Originally posted by _Axe_:
Check....mate. :mad: :mad: :mad: Not so fast, my Canadian chum.

Don't make me do this! (http://www.world-science.net/exclusives/050602_smashfrm.htm)

[86smopuim]

:mad: bitches :mad:

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
I'm back from DC. Turns are out to all except IT which lacks internet service. You lie. You did send the turn.

No TV either. What's a university student to do?

[_Axe_]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick:
I'm back from DC. Turns are out to all except IT which lacks internet service. You lie. You did send the turn.

No TV either. What's a university student to do? </font>[/QUOTE]Apply for a bursary and drink it away.

[Stalin's Organ]

Originally posted by Watson & Crick:

I'm back from DC. Just in time to LOOSE 75/25 to moi in an infantry only slogging match.

Did I mention how badly he lost?

Did I mention 350 casualties to 50 - 50 fatals to 17 or so? And he started outnumbering me?

So - if ya want a good time just play Watsoni the Geek and don't let him use any clankies! ;)

Of course it helped heaps that he hardly bought any molten TNT chuckers at all - whereas I had them by hte bucket load - hell any 2 of my 150's or medium artillery influicted more casualties on him than his entire force inflicted on me!! :rolleyes: :eek: :D

[PseudoSimonds]

HAHA! Turns out, maggots. Your respite from being pummeled is over. BWAAAHAHAHAA!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[_Axe_]

:rolleyes:

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by _Axe_:
:rolleyes: You know it's true.

[imported_no_one]

Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by _Axe_:
:rolleyes: You know it's true. </font>[/QUOTE]:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[PseudoSimonds]

Originally posted by no_one:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by _Axe_:
:rolleyes: You know it's true. </font>[/QUOTE]:rolleyes: :rolleyes: </font>[/QUOTE]You too, tankless. ...er, nearly-tankless. ...er, less-one-tank.

[imported_no_one]

My growlie face is officially on.Bring it,maggots!!!!!111 AGAGHRHRHGAGAHRHRHAGAGHRHRHAGAGHRHRGAGHR :mad: :mad: :mad:

[imported_no_one]

Sergei,less posts,more carnage :mad: :mad: