What's a CM forum without the Peng Challenge?

[Mace]

HAH! All you bastages thought you'd be free of the stench of the MBT.

WELL HOW CAN YOU HAVE THE MOST REWARDING WARGAMING EXPERIENCE TO BE REALISED BY CMx2 WITHOUT THE PENG CHALLENGE TO BRING YOU BACK TO EARTH?!!

HUH?

Someone's got to keep you guys in reality, and by PENG it's going to be us!

*stops ranting*

And now for the rules.....

ahhh, stuffit! Someone else do the rules.

*wanders off*

[Egbert]

At least he wandered off.

*spots the brand new up ended soapbox by the curb*

"I've never seen the vast emptiness of a new forum before." efore efor efore . . . .

"heeelllloooo" oooooooo ooooo ooooo . . .

"I guess as a serf I better start breaking this new cesspool out of the moving van" van van van . . .

"ermph ugh, grunt" unt unt unt . . .

"This echo could get pretty annoying actually" wally wally wally . . .

"Too bad Mace's posting of the first peng thread is this shiney new forum is a lazy disgrace."
Macesucks macesucks macesucks . . .

"Well, heh, at least it's a righteous echo" he he he . .

[SSgt Viljuri]

Wasn't this among the top priority fixes the BFC promised? Or are they going to call it a day and say it's just a feature?

Surely they should have fixed it by now... Grrr. I'm not buing if this thing remains in CMX2.

[Boo Radley]

With any kind of luck, the Peng Challenge Thread will be overmodeled in CMx2.
(And just to set the record straight, CMx2 is pronounced CeeEmmEcksTwo. Just like it looks.)

[Noba]

Exact gps co-ordinates please...you have to program them into the tomahawks these days...

Rune Noway can you throw one of those little Indian axes that far...


Noba.

[Noba]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
With any kind of luck, the Peng Challenge Thread will be overmodeled in CMx2.
(And just to set the record straight, CMx2 is pronounced CeeEmmEcksTwo. Just like it looks.) And your name is pronounced I D I O T, just like you look.

Noba.

[Lars]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
With any kind of luck, the Peng Challenge Thread will be overmodeled in CMx2.
(And just to set the record straight, CMx2 is pronounced CeeEmmEcksTwo. Just like it looks.) You sure it's not Simek's? Like the meat shop? As in, "Yes dear, I'll go down to Simek's and get two"?

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Noba:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
With any kind of luck, the Peng Challenge Thread will be overmodeled in CMx2.
(And just to set the record straight, CMx2 is pronounced CeeEmmEcksTwo. Just like it looks.) And your name is pronounced I D I O T, just like you look.

Noba. </font>[/QUOTE]Wrong again, mate. My name is NOT pronounced EyeDeeEyeOhTee. You're more verbally challenged than I thought. Even for an Aussie.

[Elvis]

Wankers.

[Geier]

Originally posted by Elvis:
Wankers. Well done! Here's som Neil Young for you.

Take the simple case of the sarge
Who couldn't go back to war
'Cause the hippies
tore down everything
that he was fighting for.

[dalem]

I just think it's funny that Stickypixie gets another Peng Thread yanked out from under him.

Other people's pain is energizing.

[Hamstersss]

Zombies, ye fools, what about the zombies?!?!

[rleete]

Originally posted by dalem:
Other people's pain is energizing.I'm feeling sleepy - go stub your toe.

[Berlichtingen]

Originally posted by Elijah Meeks:
Zombies, ye fools, what about the zombies?!?! Give that twit Seanachai a couple more beers, and I think you'll have your wish

[Mace]

Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Elijah Meeks:
Zombies, ye fools, what about the zombies?!?! Give that twit Seanachai a couple more beers, and I think you'll have your wish </font>[/QUOTE]I guess our brains are safe then, as long as we keep him away from a ladder.

[Seanachai]

I piss upon you all from a considerable height.

Don't thank me for the attention. Your hair matted to your irregularly shaped skulls is thanks enough for me.

[Speedy]

At least it stops it from sticking up everywhere.

[Mace]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
I piss upon you all from a considerable height.What, 2 inches?

[Lars]

Originally posted by Mace:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:
I piss upon you all from a considerable height.What, 2 inches? </font>[/QUOTE]Yep, here's an inch and a half of American Justice coming at ya.

[Boo Radley]

Just got back from the family homestead. It's mum's birthday today (78 big ones!) and I went down there to take the folks out to lunch. Thinking about it, I realized that this was the first time that the three of us got to sit down to a meal by ourselves since sometime in 1960.
But as my Great Aunt Ruth used to say, "Time wounds all heels." Wise woman, that.
As we sat there and chatted, me mum said that she was quite relieved to know that I had turned out as well as I had, even knowing that I kept company with totally useless gits, such as yourselves.
Brought a tear to my eye, it did.

[Pvt. Ryan]

Q: "What's a CM forum without the Peng Challenge?"

A: Bliss

[rleete]

Boo, you left the damn door open. Chase the vermin out and close it, you dolt.

[37mm]

Q: "What's a CM forum without the Peng Challenge?"

A: Bliss Yeah and who wants bliss?

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by rleete:
Boo, you left the damn door open. Chase the vermin out and close it, you dolt. (Chases rleete around the room with a 24" McCullough chain saw) IS THIS WHAT YOU HAD IN MIND, SPARKY???

[juan_gigante]

No, he wanted the two of you together in private, so you could make sweet, sweet love.

[Lars]

Originally posted by Sir 37mm:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Q: "What's a CM forum without the Peng Challenge?"

A: Bliss Yeah and who wants bliss? </font>[/QUOTE]Certainly not...snicker, snicker...insurance salesmen...

[Mace]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
Just got back from the family homestead. It's mum's birthday today (78 big ones!) and I went down there to take the folks out to lunch. Thinking about it, I realized that this was the first time that the three of us got to sit down to a meal by ourselves since sometime in 1960.So that's 78 years of denial that you're her son?

I'm not surprised that you haven't had a sit down dinner since the 60s....they just don't tell you.


Now that that's the cruel jibes out of the way (as expected), seriously wish your mom a happy birthday from us, will yah?

[Yeknodathon]

I should think bliss is a warm gnome...

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Mace:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
Just got back from the family homestead. It's mum's birthday today (78 big ones!) and I went down there to take the folks out to lunch. Thinking about it, I realized that this was the first time that the three of us got to sit down to a meal by ourselves since sometime in 1960.So that's 78 years of denial that you're her son?

I'm not surprised that you haven't had a sit down dinner since the 60s....they just don't tell you.


Now that that's the cruel jibes out of the way (as expected), seriously wish your mom a happy birthday from us, will yah? </font>[/QUOTE]Why thank you, Mace.
I'll be sure to pass on your kind sentiments. At which point, my dear aged mum will spew a stream of bourbon across the living room carpet, shouting, "AUSTRALIANS??? YOU TELL ME YOU'RE FRATERNIZING WITH AUSTRALIANS??? OH, GEORGE (my Da), WHERE OR WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?!?! Please, oh please just tell me there's no... Texans in your group?"
And then there will be the usual votive candle lighting and hours spent on the priedieu in front of the shrine of Mary of the Presumptuous Assumption, the fasting, the countless hours telling the beads, the whole sack cloth and ashes thing... and me mum's not even Catholic!!!
So... I'll just thank you for myself and lets just leave it at that, OK?

[rleete]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
(Chases rleete around the room with a 24" McCullough chain saw) IS THIS WHAT YOU HAD IN MIND, SPARKY???You know, you'd be a lot more threatening if you'd bother to start it first.

[dalem]

All this CMx2 stuff and you guys are falling down on the job.

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by rleete:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
(Chases rleete around the room with a 24" McCullough chain saw) IS THIS WHAT YOU HAD IN MIND, SPARKY???You know, you'd be a lot more threatening if you'd bother to start it first. </font>[/QUOTE]Why? I can always use it as a blunt instrument. Not unlike your wit.

[**YK2**]

*Hic*

[37mm]

*Hic* *Hic*

[rleete]

*poot*

(just to keep the level of discourse at the same standards we've been maintaining all these years)

[37mm]

*Hic* Look we've got to give a fecking *Hic* good first impression for the new *Hic* fecking forum... otherwise all those new, sodding, bleedin' SSN's will feck off to the waffles or sumfink *Hic*... I say... *Hic* that we need to stuff those oddstralian batsmen up their own arses... *Hic* and that's a fecking HOLY decleration... *Hic* *Hic*... yeah

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Sir 37mm:
...otherwise all those new, sodding, bleedin' SSN's will feck off to the waffles... And this would be wrong, why?

[**YK2**]

*Burp*

[37mm]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm:
...otherwise all those new, sodding, bleedin' SSN's will feck off to the waffles... And this would be wrong, why? </font>[/QUOTE]The graph's *Hic* can be found *Burp* here (about half way down)...

http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=30;t=003732;p=11

*Hic* *Burp* *collapse*

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Sir 37mm:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm:
...otherwise all those new, sodding, bleedin' SSN's will feck off to the waffles... And this would be wrong, why? </font>[/QUOTE]The graph's *Hic* can be found *Burp* here (about half way down)...

http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=30;t=003732;p=11

*Hic* *Burp* *collapse* </font>[/QUOTE]So, and correct me if I'm wrong, you think that we should have somewhere around 300-400 SSN's in here?
And who will be cleaning up after them, eh?
I elect... YOU!

[MrPeng]

bugger

[37mm]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
So, and correct me if I'm wrong, you think that we should have somewhere around 300-400 SSN's in here?
And who will be cleaning up after them, eh?
I elect... YOU! I couldn’t give a feck about the number of SSN’s however we do need more serfs… perhaps 50 would ‘Save the Pool’ from otherwise certain demographic apocalypso

[Hiram Sedai]

Will Leo Laporte be modeled in this game?

How about the Lockergnome?

[Boo Radley]

More impotently... will Joe Shaw be modeled correctly in CMx2?

[MrPeng]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
More impotently... will Joe Shaw be modeled correctly in CMx2? If he is modeled as an impotent person, then, yes.

[MrPeng]

I thought better of adding my two amerikkkan cents to the "WTF do you mooks want in the new game we are pretending to care what you think" thread started by baldy, so I saved them for you all.

11. I'd like to retain the ability to annex the Sudatenland.
42. I think that Karl Rove should be modeled with the "dirty tricks" skin.
XI. Grass should be smokable.
42.b I'm Hungry
42.a I'd like to retain the ability to remain Hungary or annex it if needed.

[v42below]

Originally posted by Mace:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
Just got back from the family homestead. It's mum's birthday today (78 big ones!) and I went down there to take the folks out to lunch. Thinking about it, I realized that this was the first time that the three of us got to sit down to a meal by ourselves since sometime in 1960.So that's 78 years of denial that you're her son? *snip* </font>[/QUOTE]I wonder, Mace, is it normal in Australia for a woman to give birth at the same time as being born herself? Because that would certainly explain a lot about our freaky neighbours across the Pacific...

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by rleete:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
(Chases rleete around the room with a 24" McCullough chain saw) IS THIS WHAT YOU HAD IN MIND, SPARKY???You know, you'd be a lot more threatening if you'd bother to start it first. </font>[/QUOTE]Any halfwit can kill someone with an activated chainsaw. My large and thuggish henchman, Boo, was simply indicating his desire to use the said chainsaw to slowly and methodically rend you apart by the application of brute force and pathological patience.

Which image would be more amusing if I hadn't last night seen the DVD of 'Sin City'.

The young women in the movie were all very attractive, but the men were very poorly behaved, even the men who thought well of women. The men who did not think well of women were, thankfully, killed in such a variety of unbelievably painful and psychotic ways that even the most exacting of perfect, parfait knights would have to admit that it would be hard to embroider a single stitch of retribution more on the cloth of justice.

Frank Miller (on whose graphic novels the movie was based, and who co-directed, and co-authored the screenplay), should try and get out in the fresh air more. He clearly needs a vacation of boating, fishing and bird-watching.

[Michael Emrys]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
Frank Miller (on whose graphic novels the movie was based, and who co-directed, and co-authored the screenplay), should try and get out in the fresh air more. He clearly needs a vacation of boating, fishing and bird-watching. As well as marathon bouts of "self-pollution".

Michael

[Mace]

Actually met Speedy today, and I can say nothing but good things about the bloke.

Of course, that may be just because he's some 4 to 6" taller than me and I'm really quite fond of keeping my teeth in my head.

[Noba]

Originally posted by Mace:
Actually met Speedy today, and I can say nothing but good things about the bloke.

Of course, that may be just because he's some 4 to 6" taller than me and I'm really quite fond of keeping my teeth in my head. But can you run faster than him ? ... Hang on, when I met you, I kind-of laughed behind my hand thinking about how "Public Servant" you looked.

You know, old, balding, over-weight, with tea stains and muffin crumbs stuck on your paunch.

I'm sure he would take pity on you regardless of how lippy you got...


Noba.

[Mace]

Hey Noba, the eagles have been playing well of late.

[Noba]

Originally posted by Mace:
Hey Noba, the eagles have been playing well of late. Sigh.

Piss orf, your mob have Buckleys... even though he plays for Collingwood. Fancy only winning by a point. Hardly "Finals" material, that !


Noba.

[Mace]

Originally posted by Noba:
Hang on, when I met you, I kind-of laughed behind my hand thinking about how "Public Servant" you looked.

You know, old, balding, over-weight, with tea stains and muffin crumbs stuck on your paunch.What the fegg are you talking about?

You know I strike a handsome visage, as the following photo of me attests:

http://dosomefink.com/4images/data/media/11/SomeBloke.jpg

That's nothing but pure masculinity!

(PS taken at morning tea, just after scoffing 12 lamingtons and 5 cuppas at one sitting.)

[ August 29, 2005, 03:05 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

[Noba]

Originally posted by Mace:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:
Hang on, when I met you, I kind-of laughed behind my hand thinking about how "Public Servant" you looked.

You know, old, balding, over-weight, with tea stains and muffin crumbs stuck on your paunch.What the fegg are you talking about?

You know I strike a handsome visage, as the following photo of me attests:

http://dosomefink.com/4images/data/media/11/SomeBloke.jpg

That's nothing but pure masculinity!

(PS taken at morning tea, just after scoffing 12 lamingtons and 5 cuppas at one sitting.) </font>[/QUOTE]Made by the Tea Lady, no doubt.

If that's masculinity, then Joe is Cary Grant.

Noba.

[Speedy]

Originally posted by Mace:
Actually met Speedy today, and I can say nothing but good things about the bloke.

Of course, that may be just because he's some 4 to 6" taller than me and I'm really quite fond of keeping my teeth in my head. I should have left Hylands when you did Mace, I ended up finding another section of Napoleonic books and added another $200 worth to my stack.
In general I was surprised at how civilised Mace appeared and acted, quite unexpected from a civil servant.

P.S.- It was amusing watching the bunch of Police trainees when there was a rearend accident directly in front of them, they had absolutely no idea what to do.

P.P.S.- There is no longer any need to mention football this year, thankyou.

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Noba:
Sigh.

Piss orf, your mob have Buckleys... even though he plays for Collingwood. Fancy only winning by a point. Hardly "Finals" material, that !


Noba. It's interesting when you read this sort of thing out of context.
I mean, usually you would experience this kind of communication only with it's usual accomaniment of hoots, grunts and the beating of sticks on hollow logs.

[Noba]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:
Sigh.

Piss orf, your mob have Buckleys... even though he plays for Collingwood. Fancy only winning by a point. Hardly "Finals" material, that !


Noba. It's interesting when you read this sort of thing out of context.
I mean, usually you would experience this kind of communication only with it's usual accomaniment of hoots, grunts and the beating of sticks on hollow logs. </font>[/QUOTE]Just because youse culonials talk funny loike. You should watch a good session of Kath and Kym. Now THAT would show you communication at the highest level. No grunts there, bucko.

Look at me....Look at me...!

Noba.

[Boo Radley]

Sorry, but we don't get the the foxy ladies of Fountain Lakes on this side of the pond. For high culture, we have to watch reruns of Benny Hill.

[dalem]

I was packin' a pair of thirty-eights and brother, so was she!

[Boo Radley]

You were wearing falsies????
This is a side... er... whatever... of you that I hoped to never see.

[dalem]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
You were wearing falsies????
This is a side... er... whatever... of you that I hoped to never see. Stop clicking the damned link then. You're crashing my server.

[stikkypixie]

Is this a rhetorical question?

[Dr.Love]

This thread needs more cowbell.

[juan_gigante]

No, it needs more of you shutting up.

[Dr.Love]

Originally posted by juan_gigante:
No, it needs more of you shutting up. Did someone say this thred needs more strutting up? Oh YAAaaaaaaaaaa.......

Is that the start of Stayin Alive I hear baby?

Oh YAAAaaaaaaaaa

*struts*

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by stikkypixie:
Is this a rhetorical question? No, it's actually euphamistic for: "Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait 'til lunchtime."
Or so I've been told.

[MrPeng]

my hovercraft is full of eels

[dalem]

With the advent of the new Nacho Cheesier Doritos and their extreme suckitude, I have been trying to fill the resultant snack void with Fritos.

[Boo Radley]

Before the little twerp shows up in here crowing about his latest success, I'd just like to say that my former Squire Sir Sir 37mm, is a toad and a cad and another toad.
He starts off our last CMBB game with an arty attack that panics a bunch of my guys on the front line, knocks out one of my woefully inadequate 37mm AT guns and kills my 81mm FO.
Then, he shows up with about three companies of SMG squads and TEN T-34's!
Oh, and did I mention that one of his T-34's knocked out my only StuG with it's first shot? At about a billion yards?
So much for superior German optics.
So, he spent the rest of the game with his tanks at a comfortable distance away from my troops and peppered them with cannister shot. At one point, as he was area firing at one beaten up squad in a foxhole, he kept overshooting with his cannister shots and routed three formerly untouched squads, their platoon leader, an HMG and a flamethrower... who were all hiding in a trench behind the aforementioned, beaten up squad.
Oh, and if he comes in here laughing about one of my bunkers which was pointing 45 degrees AWAY from the battle, it's just because I expected him to attack from my right flank.
Which he didn't!
Idiot.
So, I just thought I'd come in here and warn you all that if you plan on playing him, he cannot be counted on.
Oh, and he loves to play CMBB in the winter because he has "so many cool mods!".

[Seanachai]

Everyone shut the hell up. I'm crabby.

Someone bring me some lower life-form piece o' ****e whose existence even God doesn't find credible, so that I can make them realize how freaking worthless it is that they're a monument to the wastage of human sperm.

Also, I'd like to hear a very nice song in which people find true love and no one dies in agony.

Beyond that, I think that the floor in my bathroom may be rotting out because the toilet is no longer properly seated.

And do you know what? I'm not happy. This is my favourite time of year, and I'm not happy.

[Mace]

Originally posted by MrPeng:
my hovercraft is full of eels Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Do you waaaaant ... do you waaaaaant ... to come back to my place, bouncy-bouncy?

[Noba]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
I'm crabby.

Someone bring me some lower life-form piece o' ****e whose existence even God doesn't find credible, so that I can make them realize how freaking worthless it is that they're a monument to the wastage of human sperm.

Boo. Front and centre!


Noba.

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Noba:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:
I'm crabby.

Someone bring me some lower life-form piece o' ****e whose existence even God doesn't find credible, so that I can make them realize how freaking worthless it is that they're a monument to the wastage of human sperm.

Boo. Front and centre!


Noba. </font>[/QUOTE]Noba. Arse-ended and lop-sided.

[Noba]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:
I'm crabby.

Someone bring me some lower life-form piece o' ****e whose existence even God doesn't find credible, so that I can make them realize how freaking worthless it is that they're a monument to the wastage of human sperm.

Boo. Front and centre!


Noba. </font>[/QUOTE]Noba. Arse-ended and lop-sided. </font>[/QUOTE]This could degenerate into Name-Calling. You part-time chicken sexer.

Ewwww.

Noba.

[Lars]

There may be a bit of delay in getting turns out.

That cunning bastiche Papa Kahn just sold me a new house. So not only do I have to tear down and re-setup the home computer system, which means I'll probably lose our game, I'll be paying him commission for the privilege of doing so.

This has to go down as some kind of Peng Challenge Fu…

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Noba:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:
I'm crabby.

Someone bring me some lower life-form piece o' ****e whose existence even God doesn't find credible, so that I can make them realize how freaking worthless it is that they're a monument to the wastage of human sperm.

Boo. Front and centre!


Noba. </font>[/QUOTE]Noba. Arse-ended and lop-sided. </font>[/QUOTE]This could degenerate into Name-Calling. You part-time chicken sexer.

Ewwww.

Noba. </font>[/QUOTE]Real good comeback, Max Von Psycho.

[dalem]

Congrats, Lars. Sorry you had to get Papa Khann involved.

[Dr.Love]

Browsing the GF I came across a rare posting from my main man Seanachai that was funny from start to finish - at GJK's expense of course.

Seanachai on GJK - "'Groupies'? Groupies?! It is to laugh!

There's probably a fecking bench-warrant out for you right now over your wandering through hotels, spas and health clubs with a digital camera harassing and snapping shots of women attempting to relax.

I can just see you now, reeking of the spilled Texas beer that makes up your only freaking sustenance, with a can of 'Lone Star' in one hand, and a stolen digital camera in the other, wandering around pool-side at the fecking Regency or Hyatt, mumbling 'Ahahaha, yes, come to dirty boy, sweetheart, that's right, stay still, I'm just going to line up this shot of yer toes using your huge breasts as a point o' reference, yes, yes, ooo, darling, you make everything in Texas stand up and take a bow, yes you do...'"

[37mm]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
All of it snipped as potentially it could show me in a negative light... and we wouldn't want that You call that an AAR?

[Dr.Love]

Anyone up for a PBEM of CMAK or CMBB baby?

[37mm]

Originally posted by Dr.Love:
Anyone up for a PBEM of CMAK or CMBB baby? What are you?

Do you call that a challenge?

Does anyone know the status of this thing?

[Dr.Love]

Originally posted by Sir 37mm:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dr.Love:
Anyone up for a PBEM of CMAK or CMBB baby? What are you?

Do you call that a challenge?

Does anyone know the status of this thing? </font>[/QUOTE]I'm a Dr.. Of Love.

Send me a setup baby.........you know you wanna.

[Yeknodathon]

Originally posted by Dr.Love:
I'm a Dr.. Of Love.Oh, for a moment I thought it might be urology and therefore something exciting...

*snort*

[Lars]

Originally posted by Yeknodathon:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dr.Love:
I'm a Dr.. Of Love.Oh, for a moment I thought it might be urology and therefore something exciting...

*snort* </font>[/QUOTE]Wonder if he knows the Medical Love Song…

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by Mace:
Actually met Speedy today, and I can say nothing but good things about the bloke.

Of course, that may be just because he's some 4 to 6" taller than me and I'm really quite fond of keeping my teeth in my head. I'll be meeting Mensch next week and he's at least 12" taller than me!!!!

I did intend wearing my 6" stiletto heels to make me appear taller, but I think one of them is still stuck in some SSN's head after Moraine borrowed them...

[37mm]

Originally posted by Dr.Love:

Send me a setup baby.........you know you wanna. No, No, No, No, No, No. No, No!

You must challenge someone with wit, with panache & preferably with some arrogance (yet tamed by a suitable amount of deference for your betters).

If you intend to Challenge ME, a Holy Knight of Peng & the House of (sigh)JD Morse(sigh), then I will require all of the above (with obviously greater deference) plus an offering of cheese on toast (I’m hungry).

Then & ONLY then will you be ALLOWED to send me a set-up…


PS

Call me (or for that matter ANY Knight or Lady) a 'Baby' again & I'll BOOT your sorry hide so hard that you'll end up hunting the jungles of South East Asia in search of your worthless (& may I say flabby) piece of blubber...

[rleete]

Originally posted by **YK2**:
I'll be meeting Mensch next week...I'm sorry for you.

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by Lars:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dr.Love:
I'm a Dr.. Of Love.Oh, for a moment I thought it might be urology and therefore something exciting...

*snort* </font>[/QUOTE]Wonder if he knows the Medical Love Song… </font>[/QUOTE]http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/small/HolyGrail062.jpg

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Sir 37mm:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
All of it snipped as potentially it could show me in a negative light... and we wouldn't want that You call that an AAR? </font>[/QUOTE]No, I call that Herbie.
I call you a major doofus and I call them as I see them.
I've called for Phillip Morris and called me irresponsible.
I've even sung the Indian Love Call:
When I'm calling you
Oo-oo oo-oo-oo
Will you answer too
Oo-oo oo-oo-oo
But refuse to accept collect calls.

Does that answer your question?

[Michael Dorosh]

Originally posted by Sir 37mm:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dr.Love:

Send me a setup baby.........you know you wanna. No, No, No, No, No, No. No, No!

You must challenge someone with wit, with panache & preferably with some arrogance (yet tamed by a suitable amount of deference for your betters).

If you intend to Challenge ME, a Holy Knight of Peng & the House of (sigh)JD Morse(sigh), then I will require all of the above (with obviously greater deference) plus an offering of cheese on toast (I’m hungry).

Then & ONLY then will you be ALLOWED to send me a set-up…
</font>[/QUOTE]Followed by the honour of waiting two weeks for every turn....

[dalem]

Originally posted by Michael Dorosh:
Followed by the honour of waiting two weeks for every turn.... Ahem.

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Michael Dorosh:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dr.Love:

Send me a setup baby.........you know you wanna. No, No, No, No, No, No. No, No!

You must challenge someone with wit, with panache & preferably with some arrogance (yet tamed by a suitable amount of deference for your betters).

If you intend to Challenge ME, a Holy Knight of Peng & the House of (sigh)JD Morse(sigh), then I will require all of the above (with obviously greater deference) plus an offering of cheese on toast (I’m hungry).

Then & ONLY then will you be ALLOWED to send me a set-up…
</font>[/QUOTE]Followed by the honour of waiting two weeks for every turn.... </font>[/QUOTE]Really? Hmm... I usually get two or three turns a day from the little bugger.
Well, since we're playing two separate games, it's more like 4-6 turns a day.
Are you feeling a little less love, Mikey?

[37mm]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
Really? Hmm... I usually get two or three turns a day from the little bugger.
Well, since we're playing two separate games, it's more like 4-6 turns a day.
Are you feeling a little less love, Mikey? I don't think he was talking about me, I’ve never even played 'famine' or 'infectious prig' or 'song & dance' or whatever the feck he is... perhaps he's had a bad experience with someone in the Pool and, as a result, has tarred all Cesspoolers with the same brush.

It’s a sad fact of life that we Cesspoolers must continuously act with greater regard to our fellows than would otherwise be expected because any minor discretion will immediately be put down to 'The Pool' rather than the bone idleness/stupidity/malice of the individual.

The good name of the Pool must be continuously defended... which reminds me where's Old Foul?

[ September 01, 2005, 04:44 AM: Message edited by: Sir 37mm ]

[37mm]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
Does that answer your question? I have no idea...

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Sir 37mm:
I have no ideas... Truer words were never spoken.

[J Ruddy]

I've read this entire thread. 15 minutes of my life has gone by and I still have no fecking clue what this Peng Challenge is.

If anyone here thinks they can explain it to me in 100 words or less that a 30 something Software Analyst can understand,
I am waiting...
in the dark...
in a round room...
and I have to pee.

[J Ruddy]

Never mind... google is my friend.

(plus i found the can)

Thanks anyways guys

[Yeknodathon]

Blimey, self-induced, spontaneous sodding off... absolutely remarkable...

[stikkypixie]

Must be the new neighbourhood we moved to.

[Speedy]

In the entire history of the MBT I don't believe I have ever witnessed a person sodding off without being told.
Of course I also have a terrible memory.

[Yeknodathon]

Probably has some psychic, preternatural Mekon superconsciousness that manifested itself in a premature self-awareness and corresponding self-removal. I like freaks of nature... puts Boo into context.

[Yeknodathon]

... soddomasochism, feckin' kinky...

[Ales Dvorak]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
I think that the floor in my bathroom may be rotting out because the toilet is no longer properly seated. You had toilet properly seated?

Love
Alice

[ September 01, 2005, 03:44 PM: Message edited by: Ales Dvorak ]

[juan_gigante]

Perhaps he's merely no longer properly seated on the toilet?

[37mm]

Originally posted by juan_gigante:
Perhaps he's merely no longer properly seated on the toilet? BOOT!

You get that for irregular turn sending... didn't V42BelOw tell you anything (other than how much he admired your ear lobes)?

[Ales Dvorak]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
Really? Hmm... I usually get two or three turns a day from the little bugger.[You Lucky Ba****d...
A

[juan_gigante]

Keep your pants on, 37mm! You're the one who owes me a turn! You sent me a turn on August 24, and my inbox says I replied to it. This evening I shall check, but I believe that my turn sending has been up-to-date.

[37mm]

Originally posted by juan_gigante:
Keep your pants on, 37mm! You're the one who owes me a turn! You sent me a turn on August 24, and my inbox says I replied to it. This evening I shall check, but I believe that my turn sending has been up-to-date. That’s "keep your pants on Sir (Sir) 37mm" soldier… and don’t ever presume to blame me for your email account failures!

[Ales Dvorak]

Originally posted by juan_gigante:
Perhaps he's merely no longer properly seated on the toilet? Yep,be aware,he can properly sit on you,lad...

Love
Alice.....oh,I can see next door from here....

[Ales Dvorak]

Keys problem......

[juan_gigante]

Oh, Sir (Sir) 37mm, calm down! Just because your prissy little machine gun didn't kill any of my guys doesn't mean that you need to use italics!

[37mm]

Originally posted by juan_gigante:
Oh, Sir (Sir) 37mm, calm down! Just because your prissy little machine gun didn't kill any of my guys doesn't mean that you need to use italics! Actually I use machine guns to tell me when you're around... I think JasonC or someone like that advised as much

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Yeknodathon:
I like freaks of nature... puts Boo into context. The exact point I've been making for years.
One one side of the coin, we have your basic, garden (gnome) variety freaks of nature; your erudite quadrupeds, your Australians, your erzats Scots, your tired, poor and huddled masses yearning to be free, your Texans, Utahians and northern Lutherans, your Kiwis, mangoes and plums (Oh My!). Whilst on the other side of that self-same coin, we have... me. In all my pristine loveliness.

[v42below]

I feel a burning desire to brutally murder someone, or perhaps simply destroy any living, breathing thing - to erase it from the face of this earth, to completely destroy it; to rip it into a thousand pieces and throw those pieces out the window; to run downstairs, gather up the pieces, soak them in gasoline and set them on fire; to dance around the fire while singing a jolly one and spitting in the flames; and to finally gather up the ashes and throw them to the wind. Oh Lord how I yearn to kill something that is alive, but I guess a Manchestronian biologist will just have to do. What is your exact location please, Sir Sir No Sir Yes Sir Whatever you say Sir 37mm?

[37mm]

Originally posted by v4-2BLow:
.... What is your exact location please, Sir Sir No Sir Yes Sir Whatever you say Sir 37mm? Lat:
53:26:27N (53.4409)
Lon:
2:16:29W (-2.2747)

[Palantir]

Well if this isn't the most useless thread. tongue.gif

And they "locked" my "Locked Threads" thread and not this one? Talk about funny...

Well thanks for the fun time guys, I'm off back to SZO. But I'll pop in once and a while for design /scenario info and some laughs.

I hope you'll drop by the SZO Cm Forum as well.
I guess eventually I'll hear about the PBEM issue when it's resolved.

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Palantir:
Well if this isn't the most useless thread. tongue.gif

And they "locked" my "Locked Threads" thread and not this one? Talk about funny...Ass. We're not responsible for your almost complete fecking inability to understand humour, satire, or any other freaking thing to do with why this Thread exists.

So, I'm to take it that you started a thread, and it was locked? And maybe it was about the wrongness of what threads get locked? This fecking Thread has been going for...I dunno, somebody give me a hand, here. Four years? Five? And we've racked up something on the order of...Christ...we must be approaching something unnatural, like 100.000 posts...

Originally posted by Palantir:

Well thanks for the fun time guys, I'm off back to SZO. Oh, you're leaving? Oh, no! See the tears?

Don't let the attack donkey trip yer arse up as you stumble your sodden, aimless, dumb-arse way out of the Thread, mate!

Because, frankly, you won't know Hell until you're prone and defenseless with the Attack Donkey standing over you.

Originally posted by Palantir:

But I'll pop in once and a while for design /scenario info and some laughs. Oh, really? I know that my arse cheeks will remain puckered with anxiety until your next visit causes them to sag with relaxation.

Originally posted by Palantir:
I hope you'll drop by the SZO Cm Forum as well.
Sorry, I won't be going there, as I don't feel the need for another adoring lickspittle looking at me with puppy dog eyes asking me 'Master, how can I make your existence more perfect?!'

Bah! Why do they allow these fecking little boys out to wipe their noses on their sleeves in front of their betters?

[37mm]

Foolish gnome… this is why I’m the Messiah.

We (as in the Cesspool) have witnessed three completely unprecedented events within 10 hours of each other… TWO I say TWO counts of self inflicted sod off’s and the false knight v_24blOW actually attempting to act like he has a pair!!!

Do you know what this probably means for Peng’s sake?

Finally it’s the big game that I’ve been waiting for all these months… it is (or could be) apocolypso time!

[Noba]

Originally posted by Seanachai:

Snip...

Bah! Why do they allow these fecking little boys out to wipe their noses on their sleeves in front of their betters? I suppose it started when Boo first posted. They look at his posts and figure "if he can get away with it, I can". The little weasel has been hanging around ever since.

I blame Joe.


Noba.

[Yeknodathon]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
Attack DonkeyEh? What the feck is that? Attack Donkey?

No! I'm a BATTLE DONKEY, 'specially bred at the finest stud. Do not mock me martial breeding or I shall have cause to swoop upon yer pointy hat with me full magnitude.

[ September 02, 2005, 10:57 AM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Sir 37mm:
Foolish gnome… this is why I’m the Messiah.

And I remain an Olde One of the Peng Challenge Thread.

Your claim reads like the pitiable mewling of a Homeless person concerned about his possession of a shopping cart taken out of the K-mart parking lot.

You dumb bastards. You newcomers. You stupidly glorious halfwits.

Do you know what this Thread has been to me?

I started this goddamn thing. It was glorious. My gods, it was glorious. I Challenged Peng. And when I did, Berli showed up, and told me I was a feck.

This Thread has been there through my job loss, my re-employment, my second job loss, the death of my sister, and everything in between.

I'm so fecking old that my family worries every day over the fact that I have no Health Insurance. I'm not insurable.

And so, you tell me, you're the 'Messiah' of the Peng Challenge Thread?

So, when are you going to make me smile? Going to let me know that nothing bad is going to happen to my nieces and nephews? My friend, Small Emma?

You're a good lad. I'm after giving you a new deal. I'm not going to live forever, don't you know. So, what say you desist from this annoying 'Messiah' bit (which, frankly, lad, is just pissing people off, especially me), and help me write...a Greater Story.

[Seanachai]

You know, there's singsongs, and then, there's singsongs...

There's a party down at Kale's
Vinnie Charles is out of jail again
His ex's will be there
And his daughter Nida has bought him an easy chair

He kicked the cocaine in the can
An eightball a day is not cheap for any man
His street clothes have all shrunk in size
But most of the weight that is gained was in his eyes
Most of the weight that is gained was in his eyes

He did nine of a possible twelve
He still says he didn't know what the package held
He still says he didn't know
Just a favor for a friend
But big Buddy Cara left him to swing in the wind
Big Buddy Cara left him to swing in the wind

He made it through Mexico
The car threw a rod below San Diego
A copper pulled over to help
But poor Vinnie's poker face could not control itself

He was always a likeable guy
The women passed under him as if he could fly
The women passed under him as if he could fly
Three more years on parole
Time will tell how much the time inside took it's toll
Time will tell how much the time inside took it's toll

"There's two things I know well" he says
"The ways that I hurt and all of the ways to hell"
"The ways that I hurt and all of the ways to hell"

Vinnie Charles is free
Vinnie Charles is out of the pen
Vinnie Charles is free for now
Mightier than the sword (and then)
Vinnie Charles is free
Vinnie Charles is free

"Vinie Charles is Free"
-John Gorka

[ozi_digger]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
Your claim reads like the pitiable mewling of a Homeless person concerned about his possession of a shopping cart taken out of the K-mart parking lot. Hey, thats my shopping trolley!

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
You know, there's singsongs, and then, there's singsongs...

Shivna

A Bhennáin, a bhúireadáin, a bhéicedáin bhinn
Is binn linn in cúicherán do ní tí 'sin ghlinn
A Bhennáin, a bhúireadáin, a bhéicedáin bhinn
Is binn linn in cúicherán do ní tí 'sin ghlinn

A dhragnéin, a dhelgnacháin,
(dil, dol, doh, roh day)
A mhinéin na chonaire
(dil, dol, doh, ray)
A dhriséoc, a dhruimnechóc
(dil, dol, doh, roh day)
A chaillech, a chuirrechennach in raga for ech?

A Bhennáin, a bhúireadáin, a bhéicedáin bhinn
Is binn linn in cúicherán do ní tí 'sin ghlinn

Is mé Suibhne sirthechán; lúath reithim thar gleann;
Nochan é m'ainm dligthechán; mó is ainm dam
Fer Benn.

[Lars]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
I'm not insurable. {Best Berli imitation on}

No sh*t

{Best Berli imitation off}

[rleete]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
So, what say you desist from this annoying 'Messiah' bit (which, frankly, lad, is just pissing people off, especially me), and help me write...a Greater Story.In that case I'm a messiah, too. With long robes, and a halo.

A bright, colorful, sparkling halo, just for Little Emma.

[MrPeng]

Bard, simmer down there my friend. I know you are a man of words... many words... great soviet effing hoards of useless git sodding words, but as you know I myself have tried the word thing with 37 mm frequently and to no avail. Lay your words aside and try the boot or a sharp stick in the eye. NO NO NO not your OWN eye you ninny! 37s eye(s). Or you could try a .357 between his eyes. That would work for me too. Hell, hammer blows to each and every bone in his body would be good for me too, but that seems like it might be a bit exhausting for the hammerer. I sure don't have the energy, and I know a lazy bugger such as yerself isn't up to it. Maybe there's a serf or a squire around who could be put up to it. Or maybe a whiffler would do us a solid and dispose of our phony-baloney 'messiah.' All I know is words won't do it. We need action, swift sharp violent action. Not crucifixion mind... too much in his line of un-reality if you know what I mean. No. I think a single bullet to the back of the head and a shallow grave is really the best we can do for everyone involved.

[Yeknodathon]

There was a 37 mm of messiah
Who couldn't save a papaya
He troubled the Bard
And suffered quite hard
To die an illiterate pariah.

[Derfel]

Hey, Yeknod!

The call has come; all battle-donkeys to sign up for Bren-tripod duty.

Go to the Bren-Tripod thread and ask for the Ass-at-arms (Dorosh) and he'll equip you with the proper Bren-tail... or whatever...

Nows the time for all good quadropeds to come to the aid of... what?

Yeah, yeah, I'm going....

[Yeknodathon]

Freakin' groupies...

[Lars]

And that makes three that just sod off.

CMx2 is quite the improvement!

[Yeknodathon]

I suppose it's moments like these that one ponders on the contribution of lemmings to creation.

Well, okay, it doesn't.

[stamps both front hooves on the sun-baked paddock ground]

*THUD*

Oh, there goes another one...

[Derfel]

Bah!
I wave my front hoofs at ye!

I trot off because I choose to, not because I happened to spontenously combust... well... it did speed up things a little but still... aaaaiiioooowww... the flames... the flames...

In any case I've been evicted from better Peng threads... in fact... I was the first to reply to the moron who named this hallowed ground "Cesspool".

As I recall, my reply was the immortal words; "Sod Off, Baldrick."

I mean, it just goes to shoe doesn't.... what... oh,.... alright, I'm going, I'm going....

[Mace]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:

One one side of the coin, we have your basic, garden (gnome) variety freaks of nature; your erudite quadrupeds, your Australians, your erzats Scots, your tired, poor and huddled masses yearning to be free, your Texans, Utahians and northern Lutherans, your Kiwis, mangoes and plums (Oh My!). Whilst on the other side of that self-same coin, we have... me. In all my pristine loveliness. Must be a bloody big coin then?

And I'd like to point out that one person's 'pristine loveliness' is another's 'Whoa, how hideous! It's so hideous it makes me want to BARF!!!!'.

[ September 02, 2005, 06:16 PM: Message edited by: Mace ]

[Noba]

Originally posted by Mace:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

One one side of the coin, we have your basic, garden (gnome) variety freaks of nature; your erudite quadrupeds, your Australians, your erzats Scots, your tired, poor and huddled masses yearning to be free, your Texans, Utahians and northern Lutherans, your Kiwis, mangoes and plums (Oh My!). Whilst on the other side of that self-same coin, we have... me. In all my pristine loveliness. Must be a bloody big coin then?

And I'd like to point out that one person's 'pristine loveliness' is another's 'Whoa, how hideous! It's so hideous it makes me want to BARF!!!!'. </font>[/QUOTE]Pssst, Macie. Before you Sod-Off to watch Geelong lose today...

SEND A TURN !


<font size=+4>Go Eagles</font>


Noba.

[BradLats]

Actually, I think it would be good to get rid of the Peng rubbich altogether. Has never served a contructive purpose and only chews up BFC resources. These should be locked or deleted as soon as they appear.

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by BradLats:
Actually, I think it would be good to get rid of the Peng rubbich altogether. Has never served a contructive purpose and only chews up BFC resources. These should be locked or deleted as soon as they appear. Oh, my, my, my...
Dear Brainless,
Like we should listen to you? First off, you're another one of them goobers from Oddstralyuh and you work for the government!
So, you're like what... the town dog catcher?
No, lad.. BFC will never listen to one such as yourself. We here in the MBT, serve a useful purpose.
1) We identify potential troublemakers, such as yourself, so that BFC can monitor your every movement. (Was that a car door being closed quietly outside, you just heard? Have you noticed any faint clicking on your telephone while making calls? Think nothing of it. It's all in your imagination.)
B) We provide BFC with an ever ready force of semi-psychotic ne'er do wells, who are willing to jump into the middle of a flame war and hammer lock the offending individuals without a care for our own welfare in a moment's notice. And we do it for nothing. Well, other than that we get any new games they might come up with three months before they're offered to the rest of the community... for FREE!
III) If given the choice, would you rather we were in here or outside where we could run rampant through all the threads, naked as the day we were born, arms and legs flailing, genitals flopping wildly...

Is this something you really want to wish on the rest of the community?
Hmmmm?

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Mace:
And I'd like to point out that one person's 'pristine loveliness' is another's 'Whoa, how hideous! It's so hideous it makes me want to BARF!!!!'. And I'd like to point out that one person's Gyro filler is another's love interest!
Wait... somehow that didn't come out quite right...

[Noba]

...or outside where we could run rampant through all the threads, naked as the day we were born, arms and legs flailing, genitals flopping wildly... Boo, I think it's about time for your beddy-byes. Take the little brown teddy tonight. Give the big orange one a rest, he's still sore from last night.

Night night. Sleep tight. (That will give the neighbourhood thugs chance to sneak up to your bedroom and smack the living daylights out of you).

..genitals flopping wildly! Really.


Noba.

[MrPeng]

Actually, I think it would be a good idea to get rid of the Peng rubbish altogether now, all together now, altogehter now... 1 2 3 4 can I have a little more 5 6 7 8 9 10 I love you...

Yes, I suppose we should all just drink the coolaid and die gasping and blue-lipped now that we've been told what a waste of bandwidth we are. Such a clever, insightful fellow. Why didn't WE think of that a long long time ago? Shucks. Now I feel all dumb and stuff. Like I've precious moments that I could have put to some good use, maybe even done something to make MrLabrats ... labatts... blarfat... oh bugger, BradLats' life carefree and easy the way its supposed to be. Heck, in just the time it has taken me to write this I could have shaved his back for him, or washed some of his poo-poo undies or given him a full body massage with release while his laundry was in the dryer... but NO! selfish evil wicked me has instead WASTED valuable BFC bandwidth with my feckless verbal meanderings and things and stuff like that there.

Heck I could probably have fed several orphans to sharks, or some other useful community service instead of blabbering on and on about how Mr Bush should be running this country and Oh, they don't make very good beer in the States do they and instead of helping right thinking people who have met a lot of wrong thinking people and are convinced that the vast majority are right to convince others just how correctly they are rightly thinking about the wrong thinking people, well I've squandered that valuable opportunity posting here.

I think we should do a very big group apology to everyone, with special attention paid to MrLabrats special needs and make sure that as soon as a new Pengy thread is started it gets locked down and locked down HARD, with prejudice and limes and maybe a dash of Angustora bitters.

Of course Boo you have it all wrong, bassackwards once again that the thread is a commmunity service. "Bah!" and "Feh!" I say, the service would be for you, and JoeBob and The Bard and some a them other fellers to get down on your rotten stinking knees and BEG MrLabrats' forgiveness for wasting his valuable time and for making his lips move while he reads this thread. We are all of us useless gits who at worst should be jailed and at best should be given the choice of hanging or disemboweling, and you KNOW that its true. We've bamboozled these poor grogs long enough with our "we do BFC a service by keeping all the dreck in one place" lie. After all, that's what the off-site political forum is for.

No, It's time we faced facts and packed it in. Our time here is over. Thank you MrLabrats for pointing that out to us. You git.

[Mace]

Originally posted by BradLats:
Actually, I think it would be good to get rid of the Peng rubbich altogether. Has never served a contructive purpose and only chews up BFC resources. These should be locked or deleted as soon as they appear. Nah, as long as we continue to annoy the heck out of the right-minded, we'll always have purpose.

Now don't let the exit sign fall on your head on the way out. You might break it.

[Yeknodathon]

Originally posted by BradLats:
Actually, I think it would be good to get rid of the Peng rubbich altogether. Has never served a contructive purpose and only chews up BFC resources. These should be locked or deleted as soon as they appear. Well, having given deep consideration to yer posting I have to say that you are, of course, entirely right. Yes, one can't really begin to find anything at fault with yer point of view. Masterfull, incisive and just damn well argued.

Brilliant.

Stamp on 'em I say. Stamp on every one 'em. Delete 'em, throw 'em away, wash 'em down the plug 'ole, EXTERMINATE.

Laddie, I like yer spew. It has venom and bile and just the right oranged-coloured chunks. Yer just the person we need and would just fit right in with the rest of us. Yes, yes... brother, come to us and hate us more!? Don't keep it in, let it all out, let it sway in the wind, land and burgeon into the most glorious flower of yer hate so that we may take snippings and dance around shrieking at yer incarnate offalation of pure, unsullied detestation.

Besides, yer rather cute as well and I'd like to watch yer get spanked. Hard. In a harness.

[dalem]

Originally posted by BradLats:
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[Yeknodathon]

Bandwhip?

[Mace]

btw 'rubbich'?

RUBBICH?

How long have you been spelling with a lisp?

[Mace]

Originally posted by Noba:
watch Geelong lose today.Couldn't be bothered, so I watched them win instead.

Wonder if we'll get to stuff that Eagle again?

[Noba]

Originally posted by Mace:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:
watch Geelong lose today.Couldn't be bothered, so I watched them win instead.

Wonder if we'll get to stuff that Eagle again? </font>[/QUOTE]I don't think so. Remember 1992 AND 1994..... Buy a larger packet of tissues. You WILL need them.

Noba.

[37mm]

Originally posted by Seanachai:
And I remain an Olde One of the Peng Challenge Thread.

Your claim reads like the pitiable mewling of a Homeless person concerned about his possession of a shopping cart taken out of the K-mart parking lot.

You dumb bastards. You newcomers. You stupidly glorious halfwits.

Do you know what this Thread has been to me?

I started this goddamn thing. It was glorious. My gods, it was glorious. I Challenged Peng. And when I did, Berli showed up, and told me I was a feck.

This Thread has been there through my job loss, my re-employment, my second job loss, the death of my sister, and everything in between.

I'm so fecking old that my family worries every day over the fact that I have no Health Insurance. I'm not insurable.

And so, you tell me, you're the 'Messiah' of the Peng Challenge Thread?

So, when are you going to make me smile? Going to let me know that nothing bad is going to happen to my nieces and nephews? My friend, Small Emma?

You're a good lad. I'm after giving you a new deal. I'm not going to live forever, don't you know. So, what say you desist from this annoying 'Messiah' bit (which, frankly, lad, is just pissing people off, especially me), and help me write...a Greater Story. 1: My ‘claim’ has been blessed (only once admittedly) by a far greater (well somewhat greater anyhow) power than both of us.

2: I of course know that the One thread was started by you… like the cockerel who is so very proud of being a cockerel & happily informs everyone of it’s cockerel like nature you almost never fail to mention that you started the One Thread.

3: You know my father is no great philosopher but once when I was young & small we were on the bus together with a complete lunatic spouting nonsense at both of us… upon leaving the bus I must’ve said something ‘judgmental’ & my Dad turned round & said “It takes all sorts”… I believe as an admonishment, I’m not overly sure… either way I’ve taken the message to heart.

4: If I am the saviour of the MBT it is only the MBT that I can save… I’m afraid.

5: I thought I was helping to ‘write a greater story’ even now I’m planning several miracles which’ll help boost our serf numbers no end… I know that you used to try to boost our numbers even once getting yourself tried or some such for recruiting tournament players!

[37mm]

Originally posted by MrPeng:
Or maybe a whiffler would do us a solid and dispose of our phony-baloney 'messiah.' All I know is words won't do it. We need action, swift sharp violent action. Not crucifixion mind... too much in his line of un-reality if you know what I mean. No. I think a single bullet to the back of the head and a shallow grave is really the best we can do for everyone involved. I suppose I should say “Peng why have you forsaken me… again” but I suspect that this is just some kind of test which hopefully I’ll pass with flying colours.

[37mm]

Originally posted by BradLats:
Actually, I think it would be good to get rid of the Peng rubbich altogether. Has never served a contructive purpose and only chews up BFC resources. These should be locked or deleted as soon as they appear. You forgot to bold Peng... oh & spell check

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by Sir 37mm:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by BradLats:
Actually, I think it would be good to get rid of the Peng rubbich altogether. Has never served a contructive purpose and only chews up BFC resources. These should be locked or deleted as soon as they appear. You forgot to bold Peng... oh & spell check </font>[/QUOTE]AND he forgot to not post ... still what can you expect of an Australian.

Oh ... I've returned from the vast wasteland known as Des Moines.

Joe

OH ... Sir Sir 37mm I agree with Seanachai ... at least to the extent that he thinks you're a git ... which you are.

[stikkypixie]

Alright, listen up. I'm leaving for 3 weeks on holidays. Yes holidays cause I really needed them. Doing absolutely no work at all during July and August made me real tired, so I decided I should take a break and go get me a tan.
Anyhoo since it's a holiday and I won't bother myself and post here.
So try not to get anything stuck up your noses while I'm gone. Okay?

[dalem]

I am declaring Martian Law in the MBT.

Under Martian Law, references to the barbarian practice known as "football", "soccer", or "footie" are hereby and hereafter prohibited under pain of Seanachai.

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by dalem:
I am declaring Martian Law in the MBT.

Under Martian Law, references to the barbarian practice known as "football", "soccer", or "footie" are hereby and hereafter prohibited under pain of Seanachai. But ... but how am I to proclaim the wonders (potential though they be at this point) of my beloved Dallas Cowboys ... oh wait ... I just did ... never mind.

Joe

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by BradLats:
Actually, I think it would be good to get rid of the Peng rubbich altogether. Has never served a contructive purpose and only chews up BFC resources. These should be locked or deleted as soon as they appear. You were dropped on your head at birth weren't you?

P.S. HAPPY HOLIDAY STIKKY

Don't forget to send a postcard!

[MrPeng]

Originally posted by dalem:
I am declaring Martian Law in the MBT.

Under Martian Law, references to the barbarian practice known as "football", "soccer", or "footie" are hereby and hereafter prohibited under pain of Seanachai. Pain for Seanachai is always a good thing.

However, I'd just like to mention that my twin's soccer team, of which I am coach, has blazed to another victory today, 5-2 over some hapless pack of sissy-girls who were no match for the relentlessness of our strikers and the tenacity of our defense. My Nat had 2 assists and her twin Madge made several veddy good saves in goal. This puts us at 2-0 for the young season and we are looking to have quite a go of it this year. I got lucky with a bunch of really talented players - some have played together on other teams and have a good rapport already, there is another set of twins who seem to be able to pass to each other with their eyes closed and two sturdy young ladies who can boot the ball the length of the field without even trying. And they all run faster than grayhounds when they have to. Lucky me.

I only mention this to annoy dalem as he specifically demanded that mentioning soccer be not allowed.

[Sergei]

Peng has a twin???????

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Yeknodathon]

[Meanwhile, back at the Paddock its dominatrix night and amidst the swirling shadows of dusk a little rubber gnome, tightly strapped in a harness, is being stuffed into an even smaller box]

*snort* no lights for you yer little bugger...

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by dalem:

I am declaring Martian Law in the MBT.

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus:

In Mars, things are straightforward. Martians subsist on good food, physical things (e.g. sports or machinery), and sleep, the three essentials of life. As long as these things are present, the Martians are very happy, although they rarely understand the Venusians pre-occupation with things outside of this realm. This bewilderment with the Venusians is the only thing that disrupts the Martians "happy-go-lucky" existence.

In Venus, things are more abstract. Beauty, art, and literature are highly regarded, and Venusians understand that gentle words and careful attention to other Venusians are of the utmost importance since Venusians are most happy when being admired and listened to. Every Venusian pays careful attention to every word spoken by other Venusians, --especially Venusians that are important to them--, so they are unable to fathom the Martians habit of forgetting things that were recently said or discussed.

Advice to Martians: The more attention you give a Venusian, the more she will appreciate you. This could be compliments to her, gifts (of course all Venusians greatly appreciate gifts of beauty, such as flowers or jewelry, even if they SAY they don't need such things), or just listening. Most important, just remember how closely the Venusians observe others, so it's likely that you are being watched very closely if you're important to a Venusian.

Advice to Venusians: The more admiration and respect you give a Martian, even when he's lost his way, the more he will appreciate you. He'll also treasure your silence when he's excitedly engaged in one of the three essentials of life. Most of all, try not to help a Martian unless he asks since he prides himself on finding the solutions to his own problems. He'll treasure your admiration.

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by Sergei:
Peng has a twin???????

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ack ya daft git....

Peng HAS twins daughters...........

[Sergei]

PENG IS A GIRLY?!?!?

:cool:

[MrPeng]

Originally posted by Sergei:
PENG IS A GIRLY?!?!?

:cool: No no no no no... Peng is a POD who is married to a human female. After some skullduggery and voodoo and a bit of modern medical technology, the human female gave birth to twin girls, and then some 16 months later a third twin girl emerged - too late to be a triplet yet not early enough to be anything but a little sister to the twins. Got it?

[Sergei]

MrsPeng, do you and your twin sister look like Anna Kournikova? :eek: :cool: :drooooooool:

[MrPeng]

Oh, I give up...

[Mace]

I'd just like the opportunity to mention "football", "soccer", and "footie" just to show my healthy disrespect for authority.

Thankewe.

[Mace]

Originally posted by Sergei:
MrsPeng, do you and your twin sister look like Anna Kournikova? :eek: :cool: :drooooooool: No you daft nong bastage! Read what Peng said!

He's a bloody pod! Ergo, he (and his twin sister) looks like a giant green corn cob with legs and arms!

And clean that slobber up!!!!

[Elvis]

Ok..here's my issue...I see Peng call his daughters "Nat" and "Madge" however I was berated (quite strongly I'm not afraid to say) for calling them Maddy and Natty when they were very young. (Actual names Natalie [my goddaughter] and Madeline) Something needs to be done about this.

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by **YK2**:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by BradLats:
Actually, I think it would be good to get rid of the Peng rubbich altogether. Has never served a contructive purpose and only chews up BFC resources. These should be locked or deleted as soon as they appear. You were dropped on your head at birth weren't you?
</font>[/QUOTE]From a very great height, apparently.
Positively stratospheric.

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by Elvis:
Ok..here's my issue...I see Peng call his daughters "Nat" and "Madge" however I was berated (quite strongly I'm not afraid to say) for calling them Maddy and Natty when they were very young. (Actual names Natalie [my goddaughter] and Madeline) Something needs to be done about this. Well ... you could just nip out and shoot yourself to atone ... I'd be in favor of that.

Joe

[Mace]

...and I'll help make sure that there's a round in every chamber, because basically that's the type of helpful chap I am.

[Yeknodathon]

I think we should seriously consider using an automatic just to ensure the desired result.

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by Yeknodathon:
I think we should seriously consider using an automatic just to ensure the desired result. Now let's be clear on this Yeknodathon, we're talking about a fully automatic weapon here right? Because an automatic like a .45 will only pump out a single round per pressure and that could (likely WOULD in the case of Elvis) miss and where would we be then?

Joe

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by Elvis:
Ok..here's my issue...I see Peng call his daughters "Nat" and "Madge" however I was berated (quite strongly I'm not afraid to say) for calling them Maddy and Natty when they were very young. (Actual names Natalie [my goddaughter] and Madeline) Something needs to be done about this. Dunno maybe the heat's affected him or somfink..
I say we should open his pod and check everything is working properly...

[MrPeng]

Originally posted by **YK2**:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Elvis:
Ok..here's my issue...I see Peng call his daughters "Nat" and "Madge" however I was berated (quite strongly I'm not afraid to say) for calling them Maddy and Natty when they were very young. (Actual names Natalie [my goddaughter] and Madeline) Something needs to be done about this. Dunno maybe the heat's affected him or somfink..
I say we should open his pod and check everything is working properly... </font>[/QUOTE]Elvis You may call Natalie "Nat." You may NOT call her "Natty," as that is too much like the horrid Natty Bumpou or whatever the feck that idjit JF Cooper calls his insufferable "hero" in the Leatherstocking bollocks. You may spell Nat "N@" as that is how the little dear has decided her internet handle should look.

You may call Madeline "Madeline." "Madge" is reserved for me only. She doesn't let anyone call her anything but Madeline. "Maddy" is RIGHT OUT! which she makes clear to all and sundry when someone is foolish enough to try, with the exception of Nat who may call her anything that pops into her head as long as she is prepared for Madge to pop her upside her head.

Being a couple of atheists I find your attempt at throwing the whole "goddaughter" thingy in there a cheap ploy, even if their mother is trying to raise them as papists, I am not buying what you are selling. Sure you are Nat's "godfather" and you may teach her all you know about the gods of fermentation and distillation when she reaches the age of majority, but don't try to go all catholic on me or I will have to break out the heavy weapons.

My DearestQueen Emma, you may crack open me pod at your leisure, but I assure you its all the same tangled mess it has been since day one.

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by MrPeng:

My Dearest Queen Emma, you may crack open me pod at your leisure, but I assure you its all the same tangled mess it has been since day one.Ah well, that's ok then, for a minute there you had me worried...

[Boo Radley]

Tee hee...
Sir Sir 37mm's jack booted thugs have been given faulty flametracks, apparently.
Either that or the nong doesn't know how they work.
Did I mention, tee hee?

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
Tee hee...
Sir Sir 37mm's jack booted thugs have been given faulty flametracks, apparently.
Either that or the nong doesn't know how they work.
Did I mention, tee hee? Tee Hee? TEE FREAKING HEE? From a Knight of the CessPool I expect a hearty guffaw perhaps, or a bellowing chuckle, but TEE HEE?

My Gawd you must be a constant source of embarrassment to Lady Rose ... poor thing.

Joe

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
Tee hee...
Sir Sir 37mm's jack booted thugs have been given faulty flametracks, apparently.
Either that or the nong doesn't know how they work.
Did I mention, tee hee? Tee Hee? TEE FREAKING HEE? From a Knight of the CessPool I expect a hearty guffaw perhaps, or a bellowing chuckle, but TEE HEE?

My Gawd you must be a constant source of embarrassment to Lady Rose ... poor thing.

Joe </font>[/QUOTE]A bellowing chuckle?
I'd like you to demonstrate a bellowing chuckle to me, Josephus.
I mean, without spraying drool all over yourself.
(As opposed to the normal, languid, perpetual river of drool you normally produce.)

[Patchy]

Joe would never drool!....At least not without first putting on his bib!

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
Tee hee...
Sir Sir 37mm's jack booted thugs have been given faulty flametracks, apparently.
Either that or the nong doesn't know how they work.
Did I mention, tee hee? Tee Hee? TEE FREAKING HEE? From a Knight of the CessPool I expect a hearty guffaw perhaps, or a bellowing chuckle, but TEE HEE?

My Gawd you must be a constant source of embarrassment to Lady Rose ... poor thing.

Joe </font>[/QUOTE]A bellowing chuckle?
I'd like you to demonstrate a bellowing chuckle to me, Josephus.
I mean, without spraying drool all over yourself.
(As opposed to the normal, languid, perpetual river of drool you normally produce.) </font>[/QUOTE]You ... you mean you CAN'T chuckle bellowingly? It's worse than I thought.

Quite right Patch, I always wear a bib ... uh, allow me to retract that.

Joe

[Palantir]

Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Palantir:
I hope you'll drop by the SZO CM Forum as well.
Sorry, I won't be going there, as I don't feel the need...</font>[/QUOTE]Thank you.

[dalem]

Last night there was this battle, in Sword of Rome, against the Carthaginians, and I rolled a 3 on three dice, and the Carthagians rolled a 15, and I lost the battle, and my army, and two cities, and so the next turn I couldn't afford to pay for either of my two leaders, which were the best ones, and so I lost them too.

And that was turn 2.

[v42below]

Thank you for sharing. You have made my day.

[Lars]

Originally posted by dalem:
Last night there was this battle, in Sword of Rome, against the Carthaginians, and I rolled a 3 on three dice, and the Carthagians rolled a 15, and I lost the battle, and my army, and two cities, and so the next turn I couldn't afford to pay for either of my two leaders, which were the best ones, and so I lost them too.

And that was turn 2. feckin whore, playing without me. That was my 15 roll.

Computer up. Boxes in. New basement leaks. Papa Kahn dies.

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
You ... you mean you CAN'T chuckle bellowingly? It's worse than I thought.

Joe I have been known to let loose occasionally with a stentorian snicker, if that makes you feel any better.
No?
Good.

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
You ... you mean you CAN'T chuckle bellowingly? It's worse than I thought.

Joe I have been known to let loose occasionally with a stentorian snicker, if that makes you feel any better.
No?
Good. </font>[/QUOTE]You spelled stenographic wrong.

Joe

[37mm]

For the two past mornings I've woken up covered in spider webs, I've also been receiving turns from Boo that are best described as 'disappointing'... Has the ‘long-haired, rock-polishing freak-out’ cursed me?

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Sir 37mm:
For the two past mornings I've woken up covered in spider webs, I've also been receiving turns from Boo that are best described as 'disappointing'... Has the ‘long-haired, rock-polishing freak-out’ cursed me? You're cursed enough without my help. But I can understand how the turns would be "disappointing".
It must be disappointing to have both of your flammentracks get knocked out before they even have a chance to spurt a flame.
It must be disappointing the lose several platoons of crack troops to my flame carriers, who just happen to be at the right place at the right time.
And it must be disappointing to know that you will lose this match, just as you will lose the CMBB match we're playing.
And finally, it must be disappointing to be you.

[Speedy]

Did someone mention stenographers?

[Boo Radley]

No.
Go back to sleep.

[dalem]

Did someone mention how much I hate Seanachai?

[PondScum]

Originally posted by dalem:
Did someone mention how much I hate Seanachai?What, did he tip you out of the boat again?

[Mace]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
You spelled stenographic wrong.Right!

This is a travesty and thus we're left with no choice but to hold a hearing!

Call for the judge, but especially call for the stenographers!!!!

<font size = 1>Let's see, if I sit here...and the stenographers bend over to set up there...I should be in a prime viewing position!</font>

[Noba]

Originally posted by PondScum:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:
Did someone mention how much I hate Seanachai?What, did he tip you out of the boat again? </font>[/QUOTE]Pondscum returns. Disturbed, no doubt by the water frollik-ing. Did the keel cleave a slot in your flat head?

Noba.

[37mm]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:

And finally, it must be disappointing to be you. There were no spider web’s this morning… the turns from you are still 'disappointing'.

Still at least Noba’s turns continue to bring a smile to my face.

[RSColonel_131st]

This threads are so usefull. They remind me why it's important to turn off the computer and step outside occasionally.

Least I'd be posting in this lunatic asylum like everyone else.

[ September 07, 2005, 06:53 AM: Message edited by: RSColonel_131st ]

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Mace:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
You spelled stenographic wrong.Right!

This is a travesty and thus we're left with no choice but to hold a hearing!

Call for the judge, but especially call for the stenographers!!!!

<font size = 1>Let's see, if I sit here...and the stenographers bend over to set up there...I should be in a prime viewing position!</font> </font>[/QUOTE]Interesting that you should speak of this. I had jury duty this morning. Well... what there was of it. I got called out of the Jury Pool, dried off and was told that I was "The 13th Juror" (DA-DA-DUHHHHHNNNNN... Sounds like a movie title)
And we all trooped up to the jury room, which did NOT look like the one in "12 Angry Men", I mean there were no half filled ashtrays or slowly oscillating fans anywhere in evidence (See how I slipped in that little bit of legalese jargon? Boy, was I stoked!) and we all waited there for about a half an hour until the judge came in and told us that we had been picked for a domestic violence case, but that the victim did not show up and we could all leave.
I find that it upset me some. I think that in domestic violence cases, the victim needs to come forward and make sure that the accused, if guily, gets the punishment they deserve.
Except in cases where you lot are the victims, that is. I think that you all should just shut the feck up because you no doubt had it coming to you all along!

[dalem]

Originally posted by PondScum:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:
Did someone mention how much I hate Seanachai?What, did he tip you out of the boat again? </font>[/QUOTE]My old squire returns!

Welcome old boy. The castle could sure use some cleaning.

[PondScum]

Boo got jury duty? Shome mishtake, shurely? I mean,
(a) The legally insane are normally excluded
(b) There's no gutter deep enough to find 12 other jurors who are "peers" of Boo

[Boo Radley]

http://www.comics.com/comics/hedge/archive/images/hedge2002713150907.gif

[Lars]

Sword of Rome at my place on Saturday.

Seanachai brings the beer. Papa Kahn brings a mop. Dalem rolls the 3's.

[dalem]

I'll try and get ahold of Seanachai.

[rleete]

Originally posted by dalem:
I'll try and get ahold of Seanachai. I suggest meathooks. Large pointy meathooks.

[The_Capt]

Like a cancer on the lower intestinal system this damn thread is....

[MrPeng]

Originally posted by The_Capt:
Like a cancer on the lower intestinal system this damn thread is.... Captain Yoda, thanking you we are.

[Noba]

Originally posted by The_Capt:
Like a cancer on the lower intestinal system this damn thread is.... Obviously you have your head up your arse.


Noba.

[Lars]

Originally posted by The_Capt:
Like a cancer on the lower intestinal system this damn thread is.... Where's the sock puppet?

He fits in here.

[Yeknodathon]

Probably in the upper intestinal.

[PondScum]

Originally posted by dalem:
Welcome old boy. The castle could sure use some cleaning. Where do you think I've been for the past year? I've never seen so many cobwebs. And don't get me started on the state of that dungeon - it took me six months just to find the door.

PS Noba, don't make me sic the French waiters on you again.

[Dr.Love]

Originally posted by Lars:
Sword of Rome at my place on Saturday.

Seanachai brings the beer. Papa Kahn brings a mop. Dalem rolls the 3's. BlueSteele will bring the Vasaline.

Swords a Rome is what you guys call that? Round these parts there is another phrase for it baby....

Me? I like the ladies......Ohhhhh Yaaaaaaaaa.

[dalem]

Originally posted by Lars:
Sword of Rome at my place on Saturday.

Seanachai brings the beer. Papa Kahn brings a mop. Dalem rolls the 3's. Seanachai's a strong maybe.

[Lars]

Originally posted by dalem:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars:
Sword of Rome at my place on Saturday.

Seanachai brings the beer. Papa Kahn brings a mop. Dalem rolls the 3's. Seanachai's a strong maybe. </font>[/QUOTE]There's a shock.

[Dr.Love]

Originally posted by Lars:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars:
Sword of Rome at my place on Saturday.

Seanachai brings the beer. Papa Kahn brings a mop. Dalem rolls the 3's. Seanachai's a strong maybe. </font>[/QUOTE]There's a shock. </font>[/QUOTE]At least the jizz mopper will make it.

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Dr.Love:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars:
Sword of Rome at my place on Saturday.

Seanachai brings the beer. Papa Kahn brings a mop. Dalem rolls the 3's. BlueSteele will bring the Vasaline.

Swords a Rome is what you guys call that? Round these parts there is another phrase for it baby....

Me? I like the ladies......Ohhhhh Yaaaaaaaaa. </font>[/QUOTE]Not surprising though, the feeling isn't mutual.

[Lars]

Think we can safely ignore this one Boo.

Go on, use your one bullet while the Justicar is gone. You know you want to.

[Dr.Love]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
Not surprising though, the feeling isn't mutual. Where is the panache? Where is the wit??

Reads like the bitter reply of someone who got their feelings hurt and is upset at a prior post.

Didn't mean to offend anyone. I must have misinterpreted the thread baby......

Stay sexy.

[Yeknodathon]

Originally posted by Dr.Love:
Stay sexy.Boo?

Bad image, BAD IMAGE!

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Yeknodathon:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dr.Love:
Stay sexy.Boo?

Bad image, BAD IMAGE! </font>[/QUOTE]Really? Well, I can send you some new ones. Perhaps a couple dozen 8x10 color glossies with circles and arrows?

[dalem]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dr.Love:
Stay sexy.Boo?

Bad image, BAD IMAGE! </font>[/QUOTE]Really? Well, I can send you some new ones. Perhaps a couple dozen 8x10 color glossies with circles and arrows? </font>[/QUOTE]And a paragraph on the back of each one describing the

AAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

MY EYES!

[rleete]

Originally posted by dalem:
AAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

MY EYES!Sounds like Seanachai made it after all.

[OGSF]

Ha! Foond ye, ye feckless bastaarrds. Tha CMAK forum were smellin' tae rosey, sae Ah follered mah nose tae here.

Ah feel lak Ah staipped ain sumthin...

[dalem]

Four Wet Pigs (trad.) (As done by Bryan Bowers)


Here's a little song 'bout 4 wet pigs
Here's a little song 'bout 4 wet pigs
Two of 'em little and two of 'em big
They danced all night at the Pigtown Jig

The two that were little were just half grown
The two that were big were big as a barn
Big as a barn, tall as a tree
"Take 'em on down to the factory"

Slice 'em into bacon, cut 'em into ham
Chop 'em into hot dogs, squeeze 'em into spam
Throw their little eyes out in the rain
Pickle their feet and scramble their brains

Mmmmm mmmm mmmmmm-mmm mmmm
Mmmm mmmm mmmm-mmm-mmmm
Mmmmmm mmmm mmm-mmm mmmmm mmmm-mmmm-mmmm

Here's a little song 'bout 2 wet pigs
Leanin' on a slop trough smokin' their cigs
Hopin' to God that they never get big
They danced all night at the Pigtown Jig -
Hopin' to God that they never get big
They danced all night at the Pigtown Jig

[Mace]

*sniff sniff*

Why do I smell stale porridge?

Oh! It's OGSFABCD

[Noba]

Originally posted by PondScum:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:
Welcome old boy. The castle could sure use some cleaning. Where do you think I've been for the past year? I've never seen so many cobwebs. And don't get me started on the state of that dungeon - it took me six months just to find the door.

PS Noba, don't make me sic the French waiters on you again. </font>[/QUOTE]Listen Sunshine, your nancy-boy french waiters will not help you in the sands of the desert....or should that be dessert ?

Noba.

[Noba]

Originally posted by Mace:
*sniff sniff*

Why do I smell stale porridge?

Oh! It's OGSFABCD It smells more like a mouldy old kilt soaked with stale p*ss...


Noba.

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Noba:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace:
*sniff sniff*

Why do I smell stale porridge?

Oh! It's OGSFABCD It smells more like a mouldy old kilt soaked with stale p*ss...


Noba. </font>[/QUOTE]And you being the connoisseur that you are, would surely know.

[Noba]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace:
*sniff sniff*

Why do I smell stale porridge?

Oh! It's OGSFABCD It smells more like a mouldy old kilt soaked with stale p*ss...


Noba. </font>[/QUOTE]And you being the connoisseur that you are, would surely know. </font>[/QUOTE]Of kilts, or P*ss ? Be more specific.

Noba.

[Lars]

We're talking OGSF, so you'll soon be an expert either way.

[OGSF]

Di ye ken mah twae "opponaints" sissy-slappin' each other? Noba as gettin' whalloped ain "tha desert" bah mah doughty Sassanachs, an' Boo mah grundy's are crrrunchy Radley cannae feend mah defainders ain tha woods.

Boot tha wee handbags fly lak wet Kleenex ain tha Pool.

Pillocks.

An' Seanachai ye overdue gas bill, where's mah feckin' turrn?

[Noba]

Originally posted by Lars:
We're talking OGSF, so you'll soon be an expert either way. You may be right about us talking... but what he does is a marvel to the scientific world.

Noba.

[OGSF]

Originally posted by Lars:
We're talking OGSF, so you'll soon be an expert either way. Lars? Lars as tha' yoo, laddie? Wid ye noo fetch mah slippers? Ah threw thaim doon tha waill.

Ah vaguely remaimber our last game...CMBO....Ah were tha Americans, or yoo were...

Whupped ye lak a frog ain a bucket an' gave tha drippin's tae tha wee span'l. Are ye oop fer another hidin' laddie? Mah Sith Efrikaan infantry defainders agin ye German armour. Hoo di ye say at? "Bring at on suckaar, yo Momma etc."

Are ye a snivellin' challainge taker or tha small appendage on a epileptic ratty? Or both?

[Elvis]

Dear Loved Ones,

I don't feel like scrolling back to see if it has been mentioned yet but is everyone aware one of the MBT members is getting married this weekend?

Love,
Elvis

[Noba]

Originally posted by Elvis:
Dear Loved Ones,

I don't feel like scrolling back to see if it has been mentioned yet but is everyone aware one of the MBT members is getting married this weekend?

Love,
Elvis No.

Noba.

[Noba]

I think everyone should get their wellies ready. Tomorrow morning, Eastern States time, the wailing and gnashing of teeth will reach hollywood-type-epic-proportions. The local creeks will rise in the area, sort of west-ish of melbourne as the tears from Mace will surely reach a blubbering high of 9.5 out of 10*.


<font size=-2>Geelong lost</font>


Noba.

* They reach the perfect 10 when they lose a Grand Final... and that was sad. Twice.

[Lars]

Originally posted by OGSF:
Lars? Lars as tha' yoo, laddie? Wid ye noo fetch mah slippers? Ah threw thaim doon tha waill.

Ah vaguely remaimber our last game...CMBO....Ah were tha Americans, or yoo were...

Whupped ye lak a frog ain a bucket an' gave tha drippin's tae tha wee span'l. Are ye oop fer another hidin' laddie? Mah Sith Efrikaan infantry defainders agin ye German armour. Hoo di ye say at? "Bring at on suckaar, yo Momma etc."

Are ye a snivellin' challainge taker or tha small appendage on a epileptic ratty? Or both? Oh sure, stick me with the guys in black uniforms just to tick off the Boers a little more.

Hmm, Germans against Boers.

Which ones are the bad guys again?

Eh well, send it over and we'll sort it out later.

[OGSF]

Originally posted by Lars:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by OGSF:
Lars? Lars as tha' yoo, laddie? Wid ye noo fetch mah slippers? Ah threw thaim doon tha waill.

Ah vaguely remaimber our last game...CMBO....Ah were tha Americans, or yoo were...

Whupped ye lak a frog ain a bucket an' gave tha drippin's tae tha wee span'l. Are ye oop fer another hidin' laddie? Mah Sith Efrikaan infantry defainders agin ye German armour. Hoo di ye say at? "Bring at on suckaar, yo Momma etc."

Are ye a snivellin' challainge taker or tha small appendage on a epileptic ratty? Or both? Oh sure, stick me with the guys in black uniforms just to tick off the Boers a little more.

Hmm, Germans against Boers.

Which ones are the bad guys again?

Eh well, send it over and we'll sort it out later. </font>[/QUOTE]Sae at's "both" thain.

[Lars]

Yes, but at least I'm popular with the female rats.

[Speedy]

Originally posted by Noba:
I think everyone should get their wellies ready. Tomorrow morning, Eastern States time, the wailing and gnashing of teeth will reach hollywood-type-epic-proportions. The local creeks will rise in the area, sort of west-ish of melbourne as the tears from Mace will surely reach a blubbering high of 9.5 out of 10*.


<font size=-2>Geelong lost</font>


Noba.

* They reach the perfect 10 when they lose a Grand Final... and that was sad. Twice. Got my wellies on now, I think I will need the waders come morning.

[rleete]

Originally posted by Elvis:
I don't feel like scrolling back to see if it has been mentioned yet but is everyone aware one of the MBT members is getting married this weekend?We didn't get an invitation, so we're pretending we don't know. Besides, we're all too cheap to buy a gift.

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by OGSF:
Boo mah grundy's are crrrunchy Radley cannae feend mah defainders ain tha woods.
You must be talking about the ones that are running away with their tails between their legs.
All the other defenders I've found are now dead.
DEAD! DO YOU HEAR ME, JIMMY???
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[RSColonel_131st]

Originally posted by Elvis:
Dear Loved Ones,

I don't feel like scrolling back to see if it has been mentioned yet but is everyone aware one of the MBT members is getting married this weekend?

Love,
Elvis I wasn't aware you could legally marry sheeps.

[juan_gigante]

Sheep. It's one of those fancy words that is the same both plural and singular. Example: Your mother is a sheep. All your mothers are sheep.

And furthermore, I don't anyone should let the laws regarding animal marriage get in the way of true love.

[RSColonel_131st]

Plural Grog. And who told you about my mother?

Alas, you're correct about true love.

One has to wonder, though, who of them will wear the white dress.

[Joe Shaw]

What the hell is this ... GOOBER NATION WEEK?

Who let the ferriners in damnit? I go away for a couple of days and this is what happens ... AND OGSF is back, posting AND playing PBEM.

You lot are lost without me to keep the rabble in line.

Joe

[Lars]

{points finger at Boo}

It's all his fault! I told him not to do it! I said we're goooonnnnnaaaaa get in trouble!!!!!!

{end of snitching}

[Elvis]

Dear RSColonel_131st,


It isn't me who is getting married.

And rleete, I was semi-invited (I just couldn't get over to Italy at this time) and was thinking maybe a group sending a gift would be nice. I have already sent something myself but would happy to coordinate a group thing based on pleadges.

Love,
Elvis

[Mace]

Noba,

You'll keep.

Especially if the Weagles fail at this year's grand final.

Then you won't know what hit you.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... *wipes away a bit of evil laugh spittle from the corner of his mouth*..AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Mace]

Originally posted by Elvis:
I don't feel like scrolling back to see if it has been mentioned yet but is everyone aware one of the MBT members is getting married this weekend?Let's see.

Who knows Elvis?

Actually, who admits to knowing Elvis?

Hmmmm

Peng, but he's married.

Hiram? Don't tell us Hiram and Moraine are getting hitched?!!!

Crikey.

[Elvis]

Dear Mace,

Didn't mean to turn this into a guessing game. Sorry.

Our friend Germanboy/Andreas.

Love,
Elvis