Peng Goes On Walkabout: The Challenge To Re-Create the World With Every Post

[Seanachai]

Old Man Berli and Old Man Peng and Old Man Seanachai were out one day, walking North. They came to a place where the kangaroos were all hopping strange, with their tales taut against their buttocks, and Old Man Peng said, 'Here, there's Aussies about. Maybe we should stop here, and Make the World?'

And Old Man Berli said: 'Make a world where Aussies have been? That's no world. That's a Cesspool.'

And Old Man Seanachai said: 'Just the sort of World for those that are coming after.'

Old Man Peng said: 'What's that pissing around over there?'

It was Old Man Goanna, kicking some sense into Old Man Mace. They both shouted a merry, half-witted, 'G'day, Mate!'

Old Man Seanachai said: 'I think this is as good a place as any.'

Old Man Berli told him: 'You're easily bloody pleased, you puddle of yellow.'

And Old Man Peng said: 'Here, is that a bottle they've got there, on that rock?'

So they all sat down by the bilabong, whose water was suspiciously yellow in colour, and amoniac of smell, and built a fire (partly to cut the fumes rising off the bilabong.)

They passed the bottle. They waited. They passed the bottle again. They all gave Old Man Mace a good kicking. They passed the bottle.

Eventually, on the horizon, they saw a gibbering pack of utter lackwits arguing over the best way to stuff a dingo. Old Man Goanna, for reasons never sufficiently explored, began to blow into a hollowed bit of wood, bringing forth howling, yipping and droning noises.

'We'll wait here,' said Old Man Seanachai. 'This is where it will start.'

from: A Children's Guide to Hell: The Cesspool in Folktale and Legend


Here you are then. You've created the world like a drunk running over the landscape with his pants down, pissing all the way.

If this is all new to you: Piss off.

If this is familiar: Piss on.

We've got rules, and we're not telling, but if you want to talk to us about the vacuum between your ears, make sure you begin by talking about what's between your legs. That way we can tell you to bugger off.

Write something amusing. Bugger all this 'Challenge' bit. I Challenge you to simply write something amusing. Before you abuse, mock, annoy or belittle the Ladies of the 'Pool, consider how foolish you'll feel with nothing 'down under' except a soft, downy patch of nothing.

We're here. You're here. Everyday we create the World.

Try to get it right.

[ January 26, 2005, 08:37 PM: Message edited by: Seanachai ]

[[TGD] mensch]

ya what scrumpygrumpy said.
besides..

WOOT second post!

[Seanachai]

Eventually, a Canuckio-German wandered by. He was barking mad.

The Olde Ones asked him: Is that Id in your pocket, or are you just Jung at heart?

[Seanachai]

AhHahahahahahaha! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Finished my most recent 'consulting' position today. By that, I mean "Aimless, wanker Temp position that Firms are now calling 'Consulting' positions in an attempt to add some lustre to paid Chimp work".

I have nothing before me but Free Time, disconnection of utilities, eventual eviction, and starvation in a downtown ally, hugging a bottle in a paper bag.

Gods! I'm the envy of all I survey!

Well, until that last bit kicks in. Even then, I'll be the envy of all the other winos and homeless guys in the ally, because I'll be drinking really, really good rum that I stole from Dalem's house when he was pontificating on the methods for achieving realistic detail on a model he's making of a something that only actually exists in the minds of 10 or 12 other Star Wars modeling freaks.

And he'll tell you about it at great, hideous and bloody agonizing length, as though he was discussing the details of something real and factual, like the Space Defense Initiative (SDI)...

[Joe Shaw]

Seanachai that is practically the worst Thread Title in history ... barring those by Australians of course.

But I'm here to SAVE THE DAY!

I'm sure this has been posted before, but I think it's time to re-examine ourselves in the harsh light of reality.

I refer, of course, to
Flame Warriors by Mike Reed

That's right, I'm quoting myself since this CRITICAL piece of information was in danger of being lost in the prior thread.

I'll speak to the Olde Ones now ...

Berli, of course, is a Grunter while Peng is an Ent. So ... what's Seanachai then, eh lads?

Joe

p.s. But let's not forget the plight of Brad/Jen while we peruse the Flame Warriors.

[Andreas]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Andreas:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by [TGD] mensch:
basically you bought a sheep

Not quite, it is a blue 1995 Ford Escort with 162k km.

Vrooom vrooom </font>[/quote]Yes, yes Andreas but the engine size really doesn't tell us much about the CONDITION of your 1995 Ford Escort ... what's the mileage?

Joe </font>[/quote]Nautical?

Because Joe, I know it is difficult, but even you should be able to figure out what happens when you divide 162k by 1.6. You get something uncannily close to 101k.

So, quite a lot. The car is run down, banged up, with lots of scratches, and very dirty inside and out. It was cheap. I will call it "Seanachai".

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Andreas:
The car is run down, banged up, with lots of scratches, and very dirty inside and out. It was cheap. I will call it "Seanachai".

And every time you climb inside of it, it's like you're...

Well, I imagine that imagery will put you off driving for some time to come.

Reminds me of an old college saying: Bend over, baby, and I'll drive you to Detroit!

[Andreas]

I think of it as giving you a good kicking each time I press the accelerator, since I do not have your depraved sense of imagination.

[Seanachai]

Bloody Germans...

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Andreas:
...since I do not have your depraved sense of imagination.

For all the things I’m losing
I might as well resign myself to try and make a change
And I’m going down to hollywood
They’re gonna make a movie from the things
That they find crawling round my brain